Bless This House s05e03 The Biggest Woodworm In The World.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:47,620, Character said: Oh, Jean, come here quick.

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At 00:00:50,360, Character said: Oh, dear.

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At 00:00:51,680, Character said: Look at that, eh?

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At 00:00:52,920, Character said: They knew how to make chairs in those
days, didn't they?

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At 00:00:56,201, Character said: Oh, that's lovely, isn't it?

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At 00:00:59,040, Character said: Go on, you have a go.

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At 00:01:02,760, Character said: Oh, it is nice and comfortable.

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At 00:01:04,281, Character said: It's a pity you didn't let Barry look at
it before you bought it.

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At 00:01:08,020, Character said: I do not need that long -haired, cow
-faced boyfriend of yours to tell me

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At 00:01:11,380, Character said: it.

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At 00:01:12,880, Character said: Well, it wasn't cheap.

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At 00:01:14,520, Character said: I mean, after all, it is a genuine
Georgian mahogany antique.

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At 00:01:17,820, Character said: Not Georgian, Daddy.

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At 00:01:19,420, Character said: It's Regency.

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At 00:01:20,640, Character said: All right, then it's a genuine Regency
mahogany antique.

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At 00:01:23,720, Character said: I don't think it's mahogany either. I
think it's beach.

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At 00:01:27,840, Character said: That is mahogany. It's beach, Daddy. You
can tell by the weight. It's mahogany.

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At 00:01:32,600, Character said: You can tell by the colour.

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At 00:01:33,980, Character said: Yes, but feel the weight.

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At 00:01:35,780, Character said: Do you think you should have had it
weighed before you bought it?

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At 00:01:40,590, Character said: You don't buy antiques by the pound.
They're not sausages.

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At 00:01:45,370, Character said: It's full of woodworm holes.

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At 00:01:46,851, Character said: Well, there you are.

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At 00:01:48,170, Character said: That's probably why it doesn't weigh as
much as it should.

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At 00:01:50,730, Character said: It hasn't g***t woodworm, has it?

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At 00:01:53,231, Character said: Well, of course it had woodworm. All old
chairs had woodworm. That's how you

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At 00:01:56,730, Character said: know when they're antiques.

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At 00:01:57,770, Character said: Well, this one's still g***t it.

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At 00:02:00,390, Character said: Stop banging it about.

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At 00:02:02,130, Character said: Look, there's dust coming out of the
holes.

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At 00:02:04,370, Character said: That means there's live woodworm.

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At 00:02:06,550, Character said: Sid, you've g***t to get rid of it.

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At 00:02:09,229, Character said: live woodworm in the house.

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At 00:02:10,789, Character said: It'll destroy everything. The whole
house will be infested with it.

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At 00:02:14,270, Character said: Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

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At 00:02:15,651, Character said: I'll get some woodworm killer off Barry.

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At 00:02:17,930, Character said: He's g***t gallons of it.

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At 00:02:19,290, Character said: Has he g***t woodworm?

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At 00:02:21,450, Character said: He could have anything under that beard.

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At 00:02:24,410, Character said: He uses it on some of the furniture in
his shop.

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At 00:02:27,630, Character said: Well, you're not to go around to that
shop.

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At 00:02:29,970, Character said: Oh, Blimey, it's only woodworm. It's not
the bubonic plague.

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At 00:02:32,981, Character said: Go get your boyfriend to get some of
that stuff and I'll fix it when I come

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At 00:02:36,690, Character said: tonight. And just give that chair a
little respect.

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At 00:02:39,190, Character said: Whatever she says, that is a mahogany
antique.

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At 00:02:42,510, Character said: You see, my darling, I've g***t nowhere to
stay.

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At 00:02:44,801, Character said: Well, can't you find another room? Oh,
it's not so easy. Once they find out

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At 00:02:48,270, Character said: about Jason, nobody wants me.

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At 00:02:50,150, Character said: And he's only a baby.

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At 00:02:51,670, Character said: Well, how big is he?

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At 00:02:53,310, Character said: Nine foot six.

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At 00:02:54,510, Character said: Nine foot six?

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At 00:02:55,870, Character said: Well, he's not big for a python.

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At 00:02:57,550, Character said: Anyway, you've seen him.

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At 00:02:58,751, Character said: Yeah, but only on stage when you do your
act.

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At 00:03:00,990, Character said: Oh, I just don't know what to do. I
suppose I could book at the hotel, but

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At 00:03:04,790, Character said: very expensive when you're not working.

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At 00:03:06,970, Character said: Well, if it wasn't for Jason...

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At 00:03:08,591, Character said: You could stay at our house for a couple
of days.

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At 00:03:10,800, Character said: You've seen my act. He just goes around
me. He doesn't hurt me.

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At 00:03:14,501, Character said: No, no, Mum and Dad would never allow
Jason in the house. But they don't have

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At 00:03:18,920, Character said: know about him. I keep him in a basket
for two days and feed him at night.

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At 00:03:22,960, Character said: Oh, Mike, darling, I would be so
grateful to you.

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At 00:03:27,120, Character said: Would you?

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At 00:03:28,360, Character said: Of course, Mike. She can stay as long as
she wants to.

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At 00:03:34,380, Character said: I've g***t the stuff, Mummy. It's in here.

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At 00:03:36,480, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:03:40,080, Character said: Inject them with it.

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At 00:03:41,280, Character said: Oh, Sally, they're so tiny, we'd never
even catch them.

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At 00:03:46,120, Character said: No, Mummy, you inject the holes.

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At 00:03:48,820, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:50,280, Character said: Yes, Mike, what were you saying?

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At 00:03:53,100, Character said: Yes, bring around whenever you want to.

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At 00:03:55,041, Character said: Too much.

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At 00:03:56,200, Character said: See you.

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At 00:04:00,320, Character said: It's OK.

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At 00:04:01,440, Character said: Oh, Mike, darling, thank you.

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At 00:04:04,500, Character said: Did you tell them about Jason?

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At 00:04:06,320, Character said: Not likely. And if they ask you what's
in that hamper...

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At 00:04:09,900, Character said: You tell him it's your costume.

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At 00:04:11,460, Character said: But that's what he is.

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At 00:04:13,220, Character said: My costume.

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At 00:04:14,620, Character said: Okay, babes, let's split.

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At 00:04:23,360, Character said: Hello, darling.

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At 00:04:24,620, Character said: Hello. What's this thing in the hall
here?

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At 00:04:27,420, Character said: It belongs to Zoe.

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At 00:04:29,200, Character said: Zoe?

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At 00:04:30,400, Character said: Friend of Mike.

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At 00:04:31,451, Character said: She's staying with us for a few days
till she can get a room.

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At 00:04:34,380, Character said: What's she do for a living? Take in
washing?

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At 00:04:37,540, Character said: She's a dancer.

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At 00:04:43,140, Character said: She's very nice. You won't be any
bother.

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At 00:04:45,131, Character said: Oh, thank you very much. You're doing a
good job, dear.

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At 00:04:48,240, Character said: That'll fix them. Now we won't have to
burn it.

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At 00:04:52,880, Character said: Have you been drinking?

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At 00:04:54,960, Character said: No, it's this stuff.

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At 00:04:57,860, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:04:59,680, Character said: I'm treating the woodworm.

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At 00:05:01,740, Character said: They can treat their bloody selves.

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At 00:05:11,170, Character said: What's that, then?

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At 00:05:13,570, Character said: Oh, Sid.

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At 00:05:16,230, Character said: Here's the rambunctious.

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At 00:05:18,230, Character said: I wonder what that one did to them.

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At 00:05:21,270, Character said: I wouldn't worry about that.

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At 00:05:22,651, Character said: They're probably all in their little
holes, staggering about, singing Nellie

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At 00:05:25,770, Character said: Dean.

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At 00:05:27,161, Character said: Oh, hi, Dad.

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At 00:05:29,130, Character said: I hope you don't mind about Zoe staying.

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At 00:05:30,750, Character said: No, that's all right. Where is she?
Taking a bath.

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At 00:05:33,161, Character said: I'll fix the camp bed up in Sally's
room. No, it's all right, Mum. She's

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At 00:05:36,570, Character said: in my room.

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At 00:05:37,310, Character said: No, she's not.

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At 00:05:39,170, Character said: We're not having any of that.

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At 00:05:40,640, Character said: Why don't you listen, Dad?

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At 00:05:42,100, Character said: I shall sleep down here on the sofa.

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At 00:05:44,620, Character said: That's different.

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At 00:05:45,980, Character said: Why can't you share with Sally?

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At 00:05:47,700, Character said: Because of our pie.

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At 00:05:49,960, Character said: All right.

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At 00:05:51,620, Character said: Yes. What sort of pie is it?

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At 00:05:54,240, Character said: Uh, pork?

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At 00:05:56,540, Character said: Pork?

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At 00:05:57,780, Character said: Yes. You see, she's a compulsive eater.

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At 00:06:01,340, Character said: That's right. She's a compulsive eater.

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At 00:06:03,900, Character said: She sits up all night eating.

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At 00:06:05,880, Character said: And, uh, on the way home, we went out
and we bought this pie.

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At 00:06:09,501, Character said: That big.

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At 00:06:11,020, Character said: And she'll be sitting up all night
eating it.

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At 00:06:13,251, Character said: Get away.

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At 00:06:14,900, Character said: Really. And munching away and making all
sorts of incredible noises. And you

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At 00:06:19,020, Character said: might hear them and you might think to
yourself, I wonder what they are.

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At 00:06:22,380, Character said: And she keeps it up all night.

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At 00:06:24,021, Character said: I mean, if you're in the same room with
her at night, you can't get a wink of

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At 00:06:27,680, Character said: sleep.

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