High Maintenance S04E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: (music playing on TV)
Holy s***t.

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At 00:00:02,708, Character said: (moans)

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At 00:00:03,750, Character said: Are you asleep again?

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At 00:00:05,583, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:00:07,250, Character said: Did you miss that?

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At 00:00:09,000, Character said: Oh, I'm never gonna get
caught up before season two.

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At 00:00:13,125, Character said: What did I miss?

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At 00:00:14,583, Character said: K-Pax just killed
Corey Stoll

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At 00:00:16,958, Character said: and made it look
like a suicide.

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At 00:00:18,708, Character said: Spoiler alert.

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At 00:00:21,208, Character said: You just asked me to tell you
what did you miss.

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At 00:00:23,541, Character said: I know, but I didn't think
you were gonna say that.

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At 00:00:26,708, Character said: But that's
what you missed. Mmm.

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At 00:00:29,208, Character said: Honey, go put
your jacket on, okay?

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At 00:00:31,583, Character said: (grunts)
Thank you. Hey, can you take this?

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At 00:00:34,666, Character said: (sighs)
What's the plan today?

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At 00:00:36,083, Character said: I don't know.
Do some laundry, might go to Trader Joe's.

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At 00:00:39,333, Character said: I want to see
if I won that raffle.

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At 00:00:41,291, Character said: Colin. Can you please
write today? Please?

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At 00:00:43,916, Character said: Like, just take a stab at it.
I will.

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At 00:00:46,833, Character said: (man speaking on TV)

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At 00:00:48,291, Character said: I will, it's just that the notes
that Paul sent really threw me,

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At 00:00:51,041, Character said: and I'm trying
to process them.

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At 00:00:52,291, Character said: You know,
I had some good thoughts,

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At 00:00:54,583, Character said: and I'm definitely gonna try
and give it a go today.

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At 00:00:57,166, Character said: Okay, well, if you're
gonna go to Trader Joe's,

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At 00:00:58,833, Character said: will you get
some wasabi almonds? Thank you.

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At 00:01:01,041, Character said: (boy babbles)

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At 00:01:03,083, Character said: Buddy, what is going on
with this coat? Come here.

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At 00:01:05,333, Character said: Put your bag down.
There we go. Okay.

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At 00:01:06,916, Character said: Now...
Hi, can I get a car to Manhattan, please?

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At 00:01:10,041, Character said: Grr. Okay, let's go!

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At 00:01:12,333, Character said: Boy: I think we can skip.
You want to skip? Okay.

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At 00:01:17,083, Character said: (people chattering)

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At 00:01:20,333, Character said: (car honks)

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At 00:01:21,666, Character said: Yeah, no, that's cool.
I'll be home in about 10.

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At 00:01:24,583, Character said: The Guy on phone:
All right, well, you're the first one,

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At 00:01:26,583, Character said: so it should be
about 15, man.

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At 00:01:27,833, Character said: All right, mate. Cheers.
Okay.

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At 00:01:29,083, Character said: See you then.
See you soon.

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At 00:01:30,458, Character said: Thanks, man.
I'll give it a read. All right. Thank you.

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At 00:01:33,208, Character said: Have a good one.
Bye.

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At 00:01:38,916, Character said: (pop music playing)

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At 00:02:13,708, Character said: ? Hey, I never ?

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At 00:02:15,208, Character said: Aah!
? Get it all right ?

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At 00:02:17,708, Character said: Can you get
his Batman pajamas out?

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At 00:02:20,708, Character said: He says
he wants Spider-Man.

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At 00:02:22,083, Character said: ? Be my medal ?

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At 00:02:23,625, Character said: ? And I will wear you all night,
wear you all night long ?

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At 00:02:26,500, Character said: Guys, I gotta go. Bye.
All right.

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At 00:02:29,000, Character said: Bye.
Bye, honey.

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At 00:02:30,000, Character said: ? Be a minute ?
Aah!

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At 00:02:32,500, Character said: ? I've been waiting
long for you ?

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At 00:02:35,625, Character said: Colin:
F***k Paul.

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At 00:02:37,000, Character said: What does Paul
even mean by that, "more active protagonist"?

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At 00:02:39,500, Character said: Man: Mmm.
He is-- he is active.

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At 00:02:41,208, Character said: Mmm.
He's actively trying to keep his f***g family together.

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At 00:02:44,458, Character said: I know, I know. And I--
look, I love the draft, okay?

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At 00:02:47,500, Character said: I mean,
it's really important work.

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At 00:02:49,083, Character said: It's probably
your best work yet, okay?

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At 00:02:50,875, Character said: I think he's trying to say
maybe you could make Davis a little more--

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At 00:02:54,000, Character said: I don't know-- masculine?

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At 00:02:56,208, Character said: You know, like,
make him a detective

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At 00:02:58,583, Character said: or he gets caught
in a brothel,

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At 00:03:00,833, Character said: or his wife
gives him a b***b.

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At 00:03:03,750, Character said: Right. The thing about Davis,

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At 00:03:06,625, Character said: okay, is that he's dealing

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At 00:03:08,583, Character said: with feelings
of crushing emasculation.

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At 00:03:11,250, Character said: Man: Mmm.
Colin: Right?

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At 00:03:12,500, Character said: That's the point.
Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:14,250, Character said: Okay? And all his notions
of fatherhood,

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At 00:03:17,583, Character said: and identity and everything

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At 00:03:20,250, Character said: are challenged
when he becomes a stay-at-home dad.

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At 00:03:22,708, Character said: That's the point.
Man: I get it. You know.

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At 00:03:25,375, Character said: It's all about you
getting your vision fulfilled. That's what we're doing here.

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At 00:03:29,375, Character said: Okay? I'll deal with them.

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At 00:03:31,208, Character said: It's your job to just write.

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At 00:03:34,000, Character said: (pop music playing)

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At 00:03:35,583, Character said: ? I... I'm the man
that will find you ?

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At 00:03:40,375, Character said: (lighter clicks)

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At 00:03:43,833, Character said: ? I... I'm the man
that will find you ?

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At 00:03:52,000, Character said: ? I... I'm the man
that will find you ?

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At 00:03:58,500, Character said: (music stops)

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At 00:04:00,250, Character said: Colin.
(inhales sharply)

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At 00:04:01,750, Character said: Can you get Ollie up?
He's having a hard time this morning.

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At 00:04:04,958, Character said: Yeah, yeah.
I have to be in early. I love you.

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At 00:04:07,083, Character said: Yeah, I love you.
Love you.

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At 00:04:08,875, Character said: Now can I do it?

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At 00:04:10,500, Character said: (music resumes)
? I will love you ?

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At 00:04:27,083, Character said: ? I... I'm the man
that will find you ?

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At 00:04:35,375, Character said: We'll see.
I'll see you later.

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At 00:04:38,750, Character said: ? I'll never spend a moment
with you single ?

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At 00:04:57,500, Character said: (women speak softly)

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At 00:05:00,750, Character said: (rock music playing)

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At 00:05:03,125, Character said: Excuse me?

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At 00:05:04,250, Character said: Hey.
Hey. How much is this?

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At 00:05:06,500, Character said: Oh, uh...
oh, where you guys from?

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At 00:05:09,583, Character said: Both:
Norway. Oh, awesome.

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At 00:05:11,750, Character said: Yeah, so it's 85.
Woman: Cool. Thanks.

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At 00:05:14,833, Character said: Yeah.
(whispers) Eighty-five?

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At 00:05:16,750, Character said: Whatever, dude.
They're Norwegian.

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At 00:05:18,500, Character said: Oil money.
They have a very high GDP.

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At 00:05:20,250, Character said: $85 will get you
a tampon there. Come on.

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At 00:05:22,375, Character said: So, no more AirBnB?

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At 00:05:24,250, Character said: Ooh. Mm-mmm.
We didn't want to deal with all the legal stuff,

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At 00:05:27,000, Character said: they started taxing.
Besides, we had a couple of scary run-ins there.

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At 00:05:30,875, Character said: Oh yeah, there's this dude
from Des Moines,

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At 00:05:33,125, Character said: he kept putting
weird chemicals in our blender.

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At 00:05:35,625, Character said: Ooh.
Yeah, made a smoothie and was f***d up for two days.

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At 00:05:38,958, Character said: That-- that's trouble.

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At 00:05:40,875, Character said: Yeah, and he wouldn't leave.
I thought I was gonna have to get

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At 00:05:43,125, Character said: an old priest
and a young priest up in here, you know?

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At 00:05:45,083, Character said: Yeah, yeah, I do know.
(phone chirps)

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At 00:05:46,500, Character said: Oh s***t. Is it already 2:00?

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At 00:05:48,500, Character said: Yeah, it is.
All right, guys.

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At 00:05:50,000, Character said: Hey, Colin.
What's up, man?

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At 00:05:54,125, Character said: Coffee smells really good.

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At 00:05:56,708, Character said: Yeah, thanks.

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At 00:05:59,000, Character said: The Guy:
Yeah, you at home today?

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At 00:06:00,375, Character said: (on phone)
All right, so today, it's about an hour.

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At 00:06:02,250, Character said: All right. Thanks, man.

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At 00:06:03,333, Character said: I'll see you--
I'll see you then.

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At 00:06:04,625, Character said: All right, see you soon.
All right, thank you. Bye.

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At 00:06:07,958, Character said: (sighs)

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At 00:06:33,625, Character said: Yeah, man, this was
a good little read. Thank you so much.

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At 00:06:36,250, Character said: Good. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
It's good, isn't it?

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At 00:06:38,166, Character said: It's a lot of, um...
There's some good stories in there.

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At 00:06:40,291, Character said: Yeah.
I'm glad you liked it.

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At 00:06:41,708, Character said: I mean, I was like,
"Why isn't this guy calling me?"

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At 00:06:43,541, Character said: I have so many good stories
about clients, man.

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At 00:06:45,583, Character said: Crazy f***g people.
I'll bet you do.

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At 00:06:48,541, Character said: Yeah. Okay, look, man.

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At 00:06:51,208, Character said: You're wearing
a dress right now.

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