High Maintenance s04e03 Subtitles

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Holy s***t.

00:00:02,708 --> 00:00:03,(moans)

00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:05,Are you asleep again?

00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:07,Mm-hmm.

00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:09,Did you miss that?

00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,Oh, I'm never gonna get
caught up before season two.

00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:14,What did I miss?

00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:16,K-Pax just killed
Corey Stoll

00:00:16,958 --> 00:00:18,and made it look
like a suicide.

00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:21,Spoiler alert.

00:00:21,208 --> 00:00:23,You just asked me to tell you
what did you miss.

00:00:23,541 --> 00:00:26,I know, but I didn't think
you were gonna say that.

00:00:26,708 --> 00:00:29,But that's
what you missed. Mmm.

00:00:29,208 --> 00:00:31,Honey, go put
your jacket on, okay?

00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:34,(grunts)
Thank you. Hey, can you take this?

00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:36,(sighs)
What's the plan today?

00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:39,I don't know.
Do some laundry, might go to Trader Joe's.

00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:41,I want to see
if I won that raffle.

00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,Colin. Can you please
write today? Please?

00:00:43,916 --> 00:00:46,Like, just take a stab at it.
I will.

00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,(man speaking on TV)

00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:51,I will, it's just that the notes
that Paul sent really threw me,

00:00:51,041 --> 00:00:52,and I'm trying
to process them.

00:00:52,291 --> 00:00:54,You know,
I had some good thoughts,

00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:57,and I'm definitely gonna try
and give it a go today.

00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:58,Okay, well, if you're
gonna go to Trader Joe's,

00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:01,will you get
some wasabi almonds? Thank you.

00:01:01,041 --> 00:01:03,(boy babbles)

00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:05,Buddy, what is going on
with this coat? Come here.

00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,Put your bag down.
There we go. Okay.

00:01:06,916 --> 00:01:10,Now...
Hi, can I get a car to Manhattan, please?

00:01:10,041 --> 00:01:12,Grr. Okay, let's go!

00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:15,Boy: I think we can skip.
You want to skip? Okay.

00:01:17,083 --> 00:01:20,(people chattering)

00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:21,(car honks)

00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:24,Yeah, no, that's cool.
I'll be home in about 10.

00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:26,The Guy on phone:
All right, well, you're the first one,

00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:27,so it should be
about 15, man.

00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:29,All right, mate. Cheers.
Okay.

00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:30,See you then.
See you soon.

00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,Thanks, man.
I'll give it a read. All right. Thank you.

00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:34,Have a good one.
Bye.

00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:41,(pop music playing)

00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:15,? Hey, I never ?

00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:17,Aah!
? Get it all right ?

00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:19,Can you get
his Batman pajamas out?

00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,He says
he wants Spider-Man.

00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:23,? Be my medal ?

00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:26,? And I will wear you all night,
wear you all night long ?

00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:29,Guys, I gotta go. Bye.
All right.

00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,Bye.
Bye, honey.

00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,? Be a minute ?
Aah!

00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:35,? I've been waiting
long for you ?

00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:37,Colin:
F***k Paul.

00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,What does Paul
even mean by that, "more active protagonist"?

00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,Man: Mmm.
He is-- he is active.

00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:44,Mmm.
He's actively trying to keep his f***g family together.

00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:47,I know, I know. And I--
look, I love the draft, okay?

00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,I mean,
it's really important work.

00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:50,It's probably
your best work yet, okay?

00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:54,I think he's trying to say
maybe you could make Davis a little more--

00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,I don't know-- masculine?

00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:58,You know, like,
make him a detective

00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:00,or he gets caught
in a brothel,

00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:03,or his wife
gives him a b***b.

00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,Right. The thing about Davis,

00:03:06,625 --> 00:03:08,okay, is that he's dealing

00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:11,with feelings
of crushing emasculation.

00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,Man: Mmm.
Colin: Right?

00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,That's the point.
Mm-hmm.

00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:17,Okay? And all his notions
of fatherhood,

00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:20,and identity and everything

00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,are challenged
when he becomes a stay-at-home dad.

00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:25,That's the point.
Man: I get it. You know.

00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:29,It's all about you
getting your vision fulfilled. That's what we're doing here.

00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,Okay? I'll deal with them.

00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:34,It's your job to just write.

00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,(pop music playing)

00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:40,? I... I'm the man
that will find you ?

00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:42,(lighter clicks)

00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:48,? I... I'm the man
that will find you ?

00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,? I... I'm the man
that will find you ?

00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,(music stops)

00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,Colin.
(inhales sharply)

00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:04,Can you get Ollie up?
He's having a hard time this morning.

00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:07,Yeah, yeah.
I have to be in early. I love you.

00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:08,Yeah, I love you.
Love you.

00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,Now can I do it?

00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:15,(music resumes)
? I will love you ?

00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:32,? I... I'm the man
that will find you ?

00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,We'll see.
I'll see you later.

00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:45,? I'll never spend a moment
with you single ?

00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,(women speak softly)

00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:03,(rock music playing)

00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:04,Excuse me?

00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:06,Hey.
Hey. How much is this?

00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:09,Oh, uh...
oh, where you guys from?

00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:11,Both:
Norway. Oh, awesome.

00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:14,Yeah, so it's 85.
Woman: Cool. Thanks.

00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:16,Yeah.
(whispers) Eighty-five?

00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,Whatever, dude.
They're Norwegian.

00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,Oil money.
They have a very high GDP.

00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:22,$85 will get you
a tampon there. Come on.

00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:24,So, no more AirBnB?

00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:27,Ooh. Mm-mmm.
We didn't want to deal with all the legal stuff,

00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,they started taxing.
Besides, we had a couple of scary run-ins there.

00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:33,Oh yeah, there's this dude
from Des Moines,

00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,he kept putting
weird chemicals in our blender.

00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:38,Ooh.
Yeah, made a smoothie and was f***d up for two days.

00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:40,That-- that's trouble.

00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:43,Yeah, and he wouldn't leave.
I thought I was gonna have to get

00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,an old priest
and a young priest up in here, you know?

00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,Yeah, yeah, I do know.
(phone chirps)

00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,Oh s***t. Is it already 2:00?

00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,Yeah, it is.
All right, guys.

00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,Hey, Colin.
What's up, man?

00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:55,Coffee smells really good.

00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:57,Yeah, thanks.

00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,The Guy:
Yeah, you at home today?

00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:02,(on phone)
All right, so today, it's about an hour.

00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:03,All right. Thanks, man.

00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:04,I'll see you--
I'll see you then.

00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,All right, see you soon.
All right, thank you. Bye.

00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:09,(sighs)

00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:36,Yeah, man, this was
a good little read. Thank you so much.

00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,Good. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
It's good, isn't it?

00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,It's a lot of, um...
There's some good stories in there.

00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:41,Yeah.
I'm glad you liked it.

00:06:41,708 --> 00:06:43,I mean, I was like,
"Why isn't this guy calling me?"

00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,I have so many good stories
about clients, man.

00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:47,Crazy f***g people.
I'll bet you do.

00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:51,Yeah. Okay, look, man.

00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:52,You're wearing
a dress right now.

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