Clocking Off s02e06 The Lads.eng Subtitles

00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:30,All right.

00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,What gig?

00:00:36,111 --> 00:00:42,You can't get any spare socks in the
cab. Don't be a d***k, why would I have

00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:43,spare socks?

00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,Nick, do you get any spare socks?

00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:46,No.

00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:49,Hey mate, we look as good as anyone in
there.

00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,You would say that on this side of the
road. I'll leave you if you don't want

00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:53,them on. What dress code?

00:00:53,201 --> 00:00:54,White socks.

00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:55,You what?

00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:56,White socks.

00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,Oh, nice one, you mophead.

00:01:47,090 --> 00:01:49,I'll never manage to fix out some days
more than others.

00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:52,Watch out, his wife's over there.

00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:53,Are you married?

00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,Oh, I'm jumping from the toilet.

00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:02,What are you doing up for?

00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:07,What are you doing up for? What are you
doing up for? What are you doing up for?

00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,Are you having that one? Look at his
face.

00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:11,Jesus,

00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:13,eh? Unbelievable.

00:02:13,011 --> 00:02:14,It's a joke.

00:02:14,530 --> 00:02:15,Yeah, so are you.

00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:18,Hey, what's up?

00:02:19,170 --> 00:02:20,Who's that?

00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:21,Who's that?

00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:25,Um,

00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:29,are you two sisters?

00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:43,Yes, that money's sale.

00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:47,Topless? On Thursday? Since when? Since
the Patriots opened.

00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:50,Landlord's desperate, isn't he? Ten
minutes after closing, wheels leave

00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:52,doing karaoke topless.

00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,Hey, cracking voices.

00:02:58,900 --> 00:02:59,Now,

00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:06,swear to God, we're team.

00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:08,See?

00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:09,Team.

00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,Team.

00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,I mean, how close is this?

00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:15,No, I'm done, see?

00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,Now, is it me?

00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:23,Or ** I being judged by the Nolan
sisters?

00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,Oh, God.

00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:33,Cos there's no job being locked up when
you're not asking for it.

00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:38,Pisses me off. It's OK, just... Makes
you ask what people want, who people

00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:38,they are.

00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:39,What do you do?

00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,Who do you think you are?

00:03:41,201 --> 00:03:42,Supervisor.

00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:43,Don't you agree?

00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,Sounds work.

00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:48,Oh, we should have finished at seven,
but we're really busy.

00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:51,Cat g***t your tongue? Hey, come on, leave
her alone, please.

00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,What did you say? All right, mate, give
it a rest, eh?

00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:58,Say something else.

00:03:58,811 --> 00:04:01,You should shut your mouth while you
still can. Come on, hey, lad, you're

00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,scaring people. Just leave them alone.

00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:05,We just want to go home, that's all. No
trouble. That's all.

00:04:06,929 --> 00:04:08,Referee looks a bit pasty.

00:04:08,370 --> 00:04:09,What do you reckon? Hey, the kids.

00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,There we go.

00:04:21,910 --> 00:04:23,This lady's first.

00:04:23,031 --> 00:04:26,No, let them get in. This lady's first.
Barney, just give them the taxi. We

00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:27,don't have it with you. No.

00:04:27,371 --> 00:04:28,It's yours.

00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,Jesus.

00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:32,What are you waiting for?

00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:34,Thank you.

00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,I was into his man. He wasn't nice. He
can't be nice. You have to know.

00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:50,Alright girls, where are you taking us?

00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:51,Pizza!

00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:54,Suit yourselves.

00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:32,I can't hear.

00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:37,What?

00:08:56,980 --> 00:08:59,I'm going to an X -ray race, mate.

00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:35,Actually, mate, can you take us to
Pritchard Street in Trenchfield?

00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,I'd rather go straight home.

00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,Sir.

00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:47,Sir.

00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,What have you brought us here for?

00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,I'm not giving you an address. Please
check your own taxes.

00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:00,All right.

00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,Yeah. That's good.

00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,Hi, have you g***t a taxi for me?

00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:10,Erm, now.

00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:12,Yeah, name's Barney.

00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:15,Er, outside the triangle.

00:10:16,110 --> 00:10:17,Yeah, erm, I work here, security.

00:10:17,871 --> 00:10:22,Listen, could you, erm, could you speed
it up? It's just that I've just heard my

00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:23,wife gone into labour.

00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,OK, cheers.

00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,What were you not drinking last night?

00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:08,Bunch of birds beat you up.

00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:12,Sounds like a treat. Sorry I missed it.

00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:15,S***t.

00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,He's not dead.

00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:33,They found a knife in a way -spinning
market street.

00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,All right, who did it?

00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,Well, one of us must have.

00:11:44,261 --> 00:11:46,Well, I couldn't get near it.

00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,Well, don't come that way. It was all in
there.

00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,See, I think you're barking at the wrong
tree there, Nick.

00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,I think it just happened.

00:11:51,921 --> 00:11:55,What, nine free times and it just
happened? So who was it? One of his own

00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,Well, that's what I'm saying. Why not?
Feasible. Speed it all went down. That

00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,little guy was off his face. He could
barely see straight.

00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,That big boy with the leather.

00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:05,You're not telling me he wasn't the type
to be tooled up. And when the heavy

00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,stuff kicked off, you were straight in
there.

00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,Straight in, reaching into his pocket.

00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:11,He was talking to me.

00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,After them.

00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,Nick, there's somebody in the office to
see you.

00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,Who?

00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:22,A visitor.

00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,Who? Your girlfriend.

00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,Your mum's not very well.

00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,I was trying to be discreet.

00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:47,Who went through Market Street?

00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:50,You asking me for?

00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:52,Well, you grabbed a taxi on Blackfriars.

00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:53,So?

00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:57,So, how did you get to Blackfriars
without going down Market Street?

00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,Nick, you're getting on me tit. It
wasn't me.

00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:04,Corporation Street.

00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,Down the back of Arena, back up to
Blackfriars. All right.

00:13:07,861 --> 00:13:09,I'm all right. Where were you?

00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:13,Look, all I'm saying is, if they found
it on Market Street, it has to be one of

00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:14,us.

00:13:14,121 --> 00:13:17,His mate stayed with him. He went back
to the guy on the floor. I saw him.

00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,So?

00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:19,Who said split up?

00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:21,What? Who said split up first?

00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:24,Barney.

00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:26,I've seen him kick off before.

00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,What's he matter?

00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:31,Well, he's the only one that I know
who'd carry a knife.

00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:40,Barney! It's okay.

00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:42,On the bus. Get in, I'm doing so.

00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,Perry polo shirt with black trousers and
black shoes.

00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:57,The fourth man was shorter, stocky with
receding hair, wearing black trousers

00:13:57,580 --> 00:14:00,with white socks......