Clocking Off s03e07 Garys Story.eng Subtitles

00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,Are you reporting a burglary?

00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,No.

00:02:13,540 --> 00:02:15,I don't know. Well, yeah.

00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,And they g***t your credit card?

00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,No, I've still g***t the credit card.

00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:21,So nothing's missing?

00:02:21,401 --> 00:02:25,Nothing's missing, but somebody's tried
forging my signature.

00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,Right. In a shop?

00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,No, it's just a piece of notepaper.

00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,Found it in my garden this morning.

00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:32,So not in the house?

00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,So they could have just gone rooting
through your bin.

00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:39,But the notepaper's from your telephone
pad.

00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,I kept it inside the house.

00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,Well, yeah.

00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,Do you want to bring it in so we can
have a look at it?

00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,What was your name again?

00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:50,Gary Dugdale.

00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,D -U -G... D -A -L -E.

00:02:55,580 --> 00:02:56,68 Stanton Road.

00:03:38,990 --> 00:03:40,You don't remember me?

00:03:40,461 --> 00:03:42,Segway's car park?

00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:43,You reversed into my trolley.

00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:45,Oh, yeah, OK, yeah.

00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:48,Sorry about that. You g***t me on the
blind spot.

00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:51,Oh, where are the eggs?

00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:52,Cat food, mostly.

00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:54,Oh, again, sorry.

00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:58,Tina! Come on, this was your idea. I'm
not going in on my own.

00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:00,See you.

00:04:04,690 --> 00:04:05,Bye, Gary.

00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:08,Bye. Again.

00:04:09,190 --> 00:04:10,What? Late.

00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:14,See?

00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,He following me?

00:04:38,890 --> 00:04:39,Oh, hiya.

00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:43,Do you live round here? No, I drop a
mate off from work.

00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:44,Rendall Street.

00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:47,My locals always run out of milk by tea
time. Ain't long life.

00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:51,Which must mean you do.

00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:53,What? Live round here.

00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:55,Oh, right, yeah.

00:04:55,941 --> 00:04:57,Stanton Road.

00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,Right.

00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:03,Let's get going.

00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:05,Nice to see you.

00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:46,Nothing. I just thought you couldn't
start your car. No, I just... I never

00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,it when I'm driving.

00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,Mum, I'll have to go.

00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:53,Fancy a drink sometime?

00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:54,I don't know yet.

00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,OK. Yeah?

00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:00,I can't do weekends.

00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,OK. Tuesday, Thursday I'm down with Jim.
OK.

00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,So, Monday, Wednesday or Friday?

00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,Yeah. OK.

00:06:08,980 --> 00:06:10,Wait.

00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,Yeah, Wednesday.

00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:13,Tomorrow, half seven.

00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,OK.

00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:16,It's Tina.

00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:17,Tina.

00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:19,I'm Gary.

00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,I'll see you then, Tina.

00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:40,How do I know you'll be there?

00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,I will. I definitely will. How come?
Have you ever said where?

00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,I said Black Bull.

00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,No. That's the rule.

00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,You didn't.

00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:49,Well, there.

00:07:04,771 --> 00:07:10,Don't not have a girlfriend because
that's a problem.

00:07:10,190 --> 00:07:11,I just don't have one.

00:07:11,370 --> 00:07:12,Right now. Okay.

00:07:12,790 --> 00:07:14,When was your last relationship?

00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,Does it matter?

00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,It's not important. It's just a
conversation.

00:07:24,290 --> 00:07:25,August.

00:07:25,930 --> 00:07:26,Girl called Ellen.

00:07:27,690 --> 00:07:28,Long term?

00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:30,Fortnight.

00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:33,That's the Ellen you met in Spain, then.

00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:35,How do you know?

00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:38,Well, you met her in August, when
everybody's away.

00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:41,And that t -shirt you wear in the gym
says Minocca 2001.

00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:43,And it lasted a fortnight.

00:07:45,410 --> 00:07:46,I'm clever like that.

00:07:56,730 --> 00:07:57,Is it Pa?

00:07:58,910 --> 00:07:59,Me dad's house.

00:08:01,530 --> 00:08:02,Is it me or dad?

00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:04,No.

00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,It's not too personal question. Why are
you making coffee?

00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:42,Don't know

00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:22,I thought you had to be up for half six.

00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:25,I'll set the alarm on the mobile.

00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:30,I'm not sleeping.

00:09:31,010 --> 00:09:33,I'm not actually sleeping with anybody.

00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:39,I'll get a taxi.

00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:41,Pay for it.

00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,So you give all?

00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:11,Yeah. She any good?

00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,Yeah. She's dirty.

00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:16,No.

00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:17,There's nothing as normal.

00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:19,That's how you do it, eh?

00:10:19,651 --> 00:10:23,See, I reckon they leave you too long
between jumps. You're always too

00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:25,flattered. No wonder they walk all over
you.

00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:27,It's like anybody needs advice from you.

00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:34,Well, actually, er... She's not phoned
me back since.

00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:37,Probably shite in the sack. No sympathy.

00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,He tried talking to her.

00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,I don't know why. Words.

00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,Ring.

00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,Didn't give us a number.

00:10:48,301 --> 00:10:51,Oh, well, listen, it sounds like you
were dead on arrival there.

00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:54,At least you g***t laid. Take your
blessings. Move on.

00:10:54,051 --> 00:10:55,She'll be at the gym tomorrow.

00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:58,I'm going to give her my number. Start
off. How old are you?

00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:00,I don't want to feel like a prick.

00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:01,Me neither.

00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,What's it going to look like?

00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:04,Oh, your mate says, oh, you ring him.

00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,Oh, just give her the number. If she
rings, she rings.

00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:31,How come you couldn't come and find me
yourself?

00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:34,If you were going to say no, I didn't
want to be there.

00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:37,I'm more likely to say no to some half
-baked prick like Kev than you.

00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:41,Anyway, what's wrong with hearing no
every now and again?

00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:45,Kev knows how to talk to women.

00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:46,Like a ten -year -old?

00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:48,You think that's endearing? He does OK
out of it.

00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:51,If your sole ambition is to get your end
away, sure.

00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:55,As opposed to... Finding a mate.

00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,Which ** I?

00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:05,You know there's a difference, or you'd
never resent him.

00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,I'm just not that confident about
myself.

00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,Would you ever want to be?

00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,No.

00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:17,Is your dad's bed?

00:12:17,990 --> 00:12:19,Yeah. When's he back?

00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,He died last March.

00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:45,I only realised I was adopted when he
died and I g***t this place. Don't want to

00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,talk about it. I'm fine.

00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,No, I'm not.

00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,I moved in here end of January.

00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,Still a bit like walking around a
museum.

00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,Where's your mum?

00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,She died the year I was born.

00:12:56,980 --> 00:13:00,I g***t adopted back, well, I didn't know
I was adopted by my parents.

00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,Near my brother Steve.

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