Chance In A Million s01e06 Stuff Of Dreams.eng Subtitles

00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:04,Here I go again.

00:00:04,980 --> 00:00:08,I hear the trumpet blow again.

00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,All the love blow again.

00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,Taking a chance on love.

00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,Things are mending now.

00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:22,I see a rainbow blending now.

00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:25,You have a happy ending now.

00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:30,Taking a chance on love.

00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:35,And in your own time.

00:00:38,010 --> 00:00:42,Number 41, Clivewood Avenue. The home of
Mrs. Norma Rushmore, close personal

00:00:42,890 --> 00:00:47,friend of underworld boss Ronald Weems.
On the same evening police announced

00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:50,they wanted to interview Weems in
connection with Thursday's wage snatch

00:00:50,430 --> 00:00:53,Dagenham, Mrs. Rushmore decided to take
a holiday.

00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:55,And the house behind me stands empty.

00:00:55,770 --> 00:00:56,Or does it?

00:00:57,130 --> 00:01:01,She told her neighbours she was going
away temporarily because of a test

00:01:01,630 --> 00:01:05,infestation, and now the neighbours
report. Would somebody please tell

00:01:05,810 --> 00:01:07,it is to hump up until I've finished?

00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:09,OK. Morning.

00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,Morning.

00:01:12,081 --> 00:01:15,We're investigating the story that this
house is infected with fleas.

00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:16,Fleas?

00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:19,Yes. I don't know what you're talking
about.

00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:22,You deny Mrs Rushmore's story, do you?
Mrs who?

00:01:22,591 --> 00:01:24,You're not Ronald Weems, are you, by any
chance?

00:01:24,870 --> 00:01:25,Ah, ah.

00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:30,With you now. Yes, that, Mrs. Rushmore.
No, um, um, wrong house. You want

00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:33,Clivewood Avenue, number 41, I think.

00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,This is Clivewood Avenue. It says so.

00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:37,Number 41 on the door.

00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,Bloody kid. That explains it, see.

00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:43,Does it? Yeah, done it again. Changed
street signs around.

00:01:43,441 --> 00:01:47,You mean someone's changed the name? Oh,
yes, great popular sport round here.

00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:52,See, maids of houses, all rather the
same. Kids swap street signs, sit back,

00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,watch visitors make fools of themselves.

00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:56,Great fun.

00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,Impressive, in a way. Sort of
intellectual vandalism.

00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:03,Do you know where the real Clywood
Avenue is? Oh, yes, certainly.

00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:05,Just down there.

00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:10,First on the left, second on the right,
then last house on the left. Can't miss

00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:11,it.

00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:12,Thank you.

00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,Henry Head, Thames News.

00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,That's right. Yes, sir.

00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,Hump off yourself.

00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,Done it again.

00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:22,Done what, Tom?

00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:26,Kids, swap the street signs. Now it says
Clivewood Avenue.

00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,Oh, not again.

00:02:27,411 --> 00:02:29,Yes, must phone someone, reported.

00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:32,Yes, will you finish your breakfast
first, Tom? Yes, Alison.

00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:34,Must take.

00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:38,Enjoyed having you here the past few
weeks. Oh, it's been very nice for me

00:02:38,590 --> 00:02:42,Tom. It was good of you to let me. Any
luck your search for a new flat?

00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:49,No, no, Nadia, but there's no particular
rush, is there? No, no, no, no, no rush

00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:50,at all.

00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,Yes, just thought you might be happier,
new flat.

00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:56,You know what I mean? Yes, might stop
these nightmares.

00:02:57,450 --> 00:02:59,Oh, they're not that bad, Tom.

00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:01,Well, bad enough, Alison.

00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:03,Four days in a row now.

00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,Had to come to my bed to calm down.

00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:11,Yes. Thought you might just be more
settled, flat of your own. Oh, well,

00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,keep looking, Tom.

00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,Yes.

00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,Tom,

00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:19,you haven't forgotten about lunchtime,
have you? No, your friend, her husband.

00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:22,No, no, looking forward to it. Oh, no,
Roger, isn't her husband Tom?

00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,They just live together.

00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,Ah, modern couple.

00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,Well, Susan's always saying two can live
cheaper than one, and I must say.

00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,The arrangement seems to work out very
well.

00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:37,Good, good, good, good. Ah, found it.
What's that, Tom? Flats vacant column.

00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:42,Don't you think it's a tricky time of
the year at the moment to find flats?

00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,Mustn't lose hope, Alison.

00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,Persist. Something bound to turn up.

00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,Yes. You need to go hunting for it.

00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:53,Can't expect anything to fall out of the
sky.

00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,Can't expect things just to plop at your
feet.

00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:06,Yes, um... Help you at all?

00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,I think this chute's g***t caught up in
your chimney.

00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,Funny you should mention flats.

00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,Oh, yes, why?

00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,My wife's sister's g***t a cousin with
ours full of flats.

00:04:20,801 --> 00:04:24,She's one of those coming vacant this
week. Sounds marvellous, Alison.

00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:26,I'll jot your address down for you, if
you like.

00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,Thanks very much.

00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,Corporal, um, Mr Parachuting.

00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:32,Army exercise, is it?

00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,Not an exercise.

00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:36,It's more of an initiative test.

00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:41,They give us a list of items, and we
have to get back to base before sunset

00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,as many as we can find. Oh, I'd like a
treasure hunt.

00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:44,That's right.

00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:47,The training instructors usually win.

00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:49,Or the sergeants.

00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:53,We don't usually do very well. We're the
regimental band, you see.

00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:56,Ah. What sort of things do you have to
collect, exactly?

00:04:56,901 --> 00:05:00,I've g***t a list, actually. Here. Of
course, nobody ever gets them all, of

00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,course.

00:05:07,451 --> 00:05:11,Famous cricketer who ever lived, that's
all.

00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,Tom's g***t a bat signed by him, don't
you, Tom? Yeah, I certainly have.

00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,But bits of it missing g***t chewed by
dog.

00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:20,Just says, Alec Bede.

00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:22,No, Father, it doesn't matter.

00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:25,I can borrow it and look after it for
you. Oh, certainly.

00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,Fancy your name.

00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:28,Alec Bede, sir.

00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:33,The Zulu war shield. Tom, didn't you say
your great -aunt gave you one of those?

00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:34,Great -grandmother.

00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:39,Yes, it used to hang in hall. No idea
where it is now. Oh, I don't believe it.

00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,It's probably in the attic somewhere.
Back in a moment. Do you know, I think

00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,he's g***t a stuffed rhino head up there
as well.

00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,Tom!

00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:50,Three, five, six, seven.

00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:53,Now, we've done the street map of Lima.

00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:55,Police handcart.

00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:59,Number 18, a ship's bell. Yes, g***t one
of those. Boat, outside.

00:05:59,441 --> 00:06:02,Oh, no, Tom, it can't just be any old
bell. It has to come from one of Her

00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:03,Majesty's warships.

00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:06,Frigate. Yeah, it is a bit annoying,
isn't it?

00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:13,No, no, no, no. We've g***t another bell
outside. It comes from Frigate, HMS

00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,Eagle, 1707.

00:06:15,121 --> 00:06:18,It's drowned off the Scilly Isles, the
Cloud Scilly Shovel. Interesting story.

00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,I'll tell you one day.

00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:23,This boat...