Chance In A Million s02e05 Winning Streak.eng Subtitles

00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:03,Here I go again.

00:00:04,059 --> 00:00:07,I hear the trumpet blow again.

00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:10,Oh, what a blow again.

00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,Taking a chance on love.

00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,Here I slide again.

00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:21,About to take that ride again.

00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,Darby, I'd again.

00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:29,Taking a chance on love.

00:00:31,150 --> 00:00:32,Isn't that Tom?

00:00:32,610 --> 00:00:33,Mole at door.

00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:36,Anti -vivisectionist, apparently.

00:00:37,290 --> 00:00:42,Against small animals being used for
experiments. G***t priority in prize draw.

00:00:43,730 --> 00:00:44,Morning, Tom.

00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:52,Busy this morning? Yes, I have been
rather, Tom. I g***t up at half past five

00:00:52,550 --> 00:00:56,I've washed down the paintwork, done the
loose covers and curtains.

00:00:56,250 --> 00:01:00,Yes. Soaked the hands. Yes. Scrubbed the
vegetables, finished the soup.

00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:01,I've polished the silver.

00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:03,Yes. I'm just doing the table.

00:01:03,850 --> 00:01:04,Need any help?

00:01:05,269 --> 00:01:06,No.

00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:08,I've done it all now, Tom, thank you.

00:01:08,411 --> 00:01:12,How's the proper job that's getting on?
Cleaning chest of drawers upstairs,

00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:13,spare room.

00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,What? Bill? Yes, more conscientious than
expected.

00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:21,Stripped off paint, wire wool, graded
wet and dry sandpaper, now putting on

00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:22,second coat of varnish.

00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:29,That's not another prize, is it? Yes,
yes, magic set. G***t it from local paper

00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:32,for colouring in a picture of Paul
Daniels.

00:01:32,291 --> 00:01:34,Strange, Eddie.

00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:36,It certainly is. Your colouring's awful.

00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:37,You keep going over the edges.

00:01:38,050 --> 00:01:39,Frankly worried, Alison.

00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:42,This morning, quartz clock.

00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,from Reader's Digest.

00:01:45,650 --> 00:01:52,Rubber gloves from Green Tornado for
having correct lavatory clean. A third

00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:53,prize this morning.

00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:56,I don't see why winning a few prizes
should bother you, Tom.

00:01:56,930 --> 00:02:01,It happened to me before. Sort of
winning streak, not the happiest of

00:02:01,390 --> 00:02:05,I think a winning streak sounds rather
fun, Tom. I mean, if it really g***t

00:02:05,211 --> 00:02:08,you could find buried treasure just by
digging a hole in the garden with a

00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:09,pickaxe.

00:02:10,110 --> 00:02:13,Unfortunately... Tom, there's a man
digging a hole with a pickaxe.

00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:17,Oi! Oi!

00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:19,Digging hole, my front guard.

00:02:20,230 --> 00:02:21,That's right.

00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:24,I'm looking for the golden hare. This is
where it's buried.

00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:30,No, only thing buried there, eight
faithfully departed hamsters wrapped in

00:02:30,890 --> 00:02:31,film.

00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:37,Entitled to every bit of peace they...
Using my pickaxe.

00:02:37,770 --> 00:02:39,Ah, fair point.

00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:40,Give you 5%.

00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:46,A skull full of loose sugar puffs.

00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:47,Better send for police.

00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:51,All right, 10%. But that's my last word.
Tom,

00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:57,this man, Kit Williams, buried a brooch
and then he wrote a book giving people

00:02:57,770 --> 00:03:01,clues where to find him. He was dug up
ages ago in Herefordshire.

00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:07,Bad news, bad news, old chap. Buried
treasure found. Several years ago.

00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,Herefordshire. All right.

00:03:10,559 --> 00:03:12,20%, but that's my last word.

00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:19,Not off my property. Three seconds
likely to personally impale you with

00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,near a telegraph post.

00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,Understood.

00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:24,Oh.

00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:29,Oh, it will be all right, won't it, Tom?
Should be. Made off like West Indian

00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,boundary by.

00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,No, I mean about our visitors.

00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:36,Not really used to entertaining,
especially Americans.

00:03:36,381 --> 00:03:37,How many?

00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,About, um...

00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:42,Ambitious for first dinner party?

00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:46,Well, there's only two coming here, Tom.
Mr and Mrs Burrows. The rest are

00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:47,getting shared around.

00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:51,But Mr Wynchon will introduce us at the
welcoming lunch.

00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:53,Oh, I do hope they like it here.

00:03:54,270 --> 00:03:55,No reason why they shouldn't.

00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:58,Oh, Tom, it's just that I'm used to my
parents.

00:03:58,201 --> 00:04:02,Whenever Cousin Thomas came to stay, he
used to put a chart on the wall of how

00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:04,many hours it was before he could go
home.

00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:08,And then when they gave a dinner party
for some friends for the Homer Club...

00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:13,They used to tie their napkins together
and climb out of the window to escape.

00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,Ah, yes.

00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,Embarrassing.

00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,Well, we'd better get down to the
community centre, Tom.

00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:22,Don't forget we've g***t to go to the
supermarket as well.

00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,Right you are.

00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:35,Just seem to have lost keys.

00:04:51,411 --> 00:04:56,Excuse me, Miss, you haven't seen a pair
of wheels, have you?

00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,Wheels?

00:04:58,780 --> 00:05:01,Oh, no, Tom, they've done it again.

00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:05,I've just parked it. Oh, very, very
unwise.

00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:10,Annual soap cart rally next Thursday.
Local kids do anything for a decent set

00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:14,wheels. What kind of kids can jack up a
three -ton lorry with a full load?

00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,Known locally as Somborn Cuckoos.

00:05:30,510 --> 00:05:31,loose bricks like a rock.

00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,This way.

00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,One last job, okay?

00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,All those loose bricks over there,
stacked from the floor.

00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:10,Everyone. Okay?

00:06:10,981 --> 00:06:12,Counts on it.

00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:14,Yeah. Now I can rely on you.

00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:16,Thanks.

00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:22,Apologies. What happened?

00:07:22,801 --> 00:07:25,Well, we g***t held up in the supermarket
with the engine.

00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:29,Tom was the millionth customer and he
won a place in the grocery Grand Prix.

00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:32,Given trolley and two minutes. Told
Philip with whatever wanted.

00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,G***t some lager.

00:07:34,781 --> 00:07:38,Well, I'll have a word with the
kitchensman. I'm afraid there won't be

00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:43,left. Would have been here sooner. Only
checkout girl was sick into trolley.

00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,After free champagne.

00:07:45,001 --> 00:07:48,Well, I do hope Mr and Mrs Burrows
aren't too upset by the delay.

00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,Mr and Mrs Burrows aren't here, as a
matter of fact. They borrowed my car to

00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,out for some items of nasal hygiene.

00:07:54,521 --> 00:07:58,If you'll excuse us, Penelope and I have
to organise this wrap. All right. Do

00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:03,get yourselves a dinner mint or
something. Yes. Thank you.

00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:05,Hi.

00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:10,Bill Stasinski. No, no, Chance.

00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,Tom. Tom.

00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,Chief Engineer of Sagamore, Wisconsin.

00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:21,Working mainly in effluent.

00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:25,Interesting. I guess over here you'd
call that... Yes.

00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:27,Alison,

00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:32,I'd like you to meet Stanislav
Skrobachevsky.

00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:36,Apparently, something big in sewage. Oh,
that's nice.

00:08:36,741 --> 00:08:40,It be again, ladies and gentlemen, time
for what you've all been waiting for,

00:08:40,740 --> 00:08:44,time for the raffle, which is very
important, because it's going to pay for

00:08:44,179 --> 00:08:45,those exciting trips.

00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:48,We're...