Chance In A Million Pre Matrimonial Tension Eng S03E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:09,900, Character said: Here I go again I hear the trumpet blow
again

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At 00:00:15,940, Character said: Oh, what a blow again Taking a chance on
love

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At 00:00:22,340, Character said: Here I slide again About to take that
ride

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At 00:00:29,340, Character said: again

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At 00:00:41,680, Character said: It was a full church, Daddy.

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At 00:00:43,740, Character said: It was Harvest Festival. I just don't
know how you could do it. I was asked my

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At 00:00:47,480, Character said: opinion, Alison, and I felt... It was a
rhetorical question, Daddy.

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At 00:00:51,000, Character said: When the bands are published and they
ask of any cause or impediment, they

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At 00:00:54,780, Character said: expect the bride's father to stand up
and say they don't think the couple toot

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At 00:00:58,040, Character said: each other.

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At 00:01:00,319, Character said: Well, we're worried, Petal.

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At 00:01:02,320, Character said: Worried whether you can cope with him. I
mean, supposing he gets violent after

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At 00:01:06,880, Character said: one of his drinking sessions? Yes. Oh,
what do you mean, drinking sessions?

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At 00:01:11,040, Character said: Who can guess how much mouth of hand
I've used?

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At 00:01:13,920, Character said: He has an occasional lager. Whoever
guesses can lick out the icing bowl.

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At 00:01:18,200, Character said: In the five days that we've been here,
Alison, every time I go into that front

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At 00:01:22,640, Character said: room, Tom heads straight for the
sideboard and pours himself a drink.

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At 00:01:26,020, Character said: Yes, and can you blame him? He gives up
his house and his... home to him, what

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At 00:01:29,450, Character said: does he get in return?

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At 00:01:30,570, Character said: The latest divorce statistics sell a
tape to his shaving mirror.

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At 00:01:34,750, Character said: I wonder if anyone can guess how many
sultanas went into this.

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At 00:01:38,830, Character said: I don't understand you. I really don't.
I mean, all my life you've been saying

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At 00:01:42,750, Character said: when Mr. Wright comes along... You don't
have to tell him it's too late.

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At 00:01:46,430, Character said: You're marrying Tom.

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At 00:01:47,770, Character said: You don't have to do it, Petal. You can
have the baby at home with us.

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At 00:01:52,630, Character said: Oh, Mummy, I wish you'd both just
understand that I want to get married.

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At 00:01:57,150, Character said: I... to be, Mrs. Chan.

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At 00:01:59,640, Character said: I want a church wedding. I want a ring
on my finger.

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At 00:02:04,520, Character said: You shouldn't have said that.

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At 00:02:10,160, Character said: What? Well, after nine broken
engagements, you know.

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At 00:02:13,860, Character said: She's very sensitive on the subject.

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At 00:02:16,380, Character said: Oh, Mummy, she's the bridesmaid at my
wedding tomorrow.

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At 00:02:19,800, Character said: Well, try not to talk about it unless
you have to.

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At 00:02:23,740, Character said: She's in a very funny mood about men at
the moment.

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At 00:02:26,211, Character said: I don't know what she said to the
milkman yesterday, but he leaves your

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At 00:02:29,520, Character said: next door now.

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At 00:02:31,600, Character said: There's just over 12 ,000 sultanas.

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At 00:02:34,760, Character said: Who won it right then?

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At 00:02:37,100, Character said: Oh, come in, Tom.

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At 00:02:38,500, Character said: Oh, no, no, he mustn't see you. You've
g***t in your wedding dress, Alison.

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At 00:02:42,700, Character said: It's bad luck if he sees you before the
wedding in that. Oh, really?

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At 00:02:46,600, Character said: All these things you're not supposed to
do before you get married.

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At 00:02:50,200, Character said: Yes. Well, it's nice to remember some of
them.

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At 00:02:55,850, Character said: and manage them all.

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At 00:02:57,750, Character said: Ah, morning, all. Morning, morning.

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At 00:03:00,030, Character said: You'd have to help yourself to
breakfast, I'm afraid, Tom. We're all a

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At 00:03:03,790, Character said: sixes and sevens. Donuts proud here,
Mrs. Herbert.

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At 00:03:07,230, Character said: Wonderful sight. Must be best part of 12
,000 salsanas in there.

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At 00:03:15,910, Character said: No spoons?

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At 00:03:17,250, Character said: I discovered they hadn't been sterilised
since our last visit, Tom. So I'm

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At 00:03:21,990, Character said: giving them a good boil.

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At 00:03:31,911, Character said: Have you seen what old Mrs. Lankford
sent them as a wedding present?

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At 00:03:38,320, Character said: Black leather. Black leather what?

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At 00:03:40,261, Character said: Well, until I saw the picture of these
girls on the front of the box, I thought

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At 00:03:43,920, Character said: they were high -security luggage straps.

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At 00:03:49,340, Character said: Why would Mrs. Lankford send something
like that?

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At 00:03:52,660, Character said: Probably my fault. Remember, she phoned
earlier, two weeks ago, to ask what we'd

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At 00:03:57,700, Character said: like and suggested Alison might
appreciate...

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At 00:04:00,160, Character said: Black and Decker attachment.

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At 00:04:02,860, Character said: Obviously depper than I thought.

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At 00:04:07,100, Character said: Ah, no milk. Well, never mind.

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At 00:04:10,220, Character said: Go out into the street.

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At 00:04:11,301, Character said: Um, I think it would be advisable, Tom,
to return these discreetly to the box

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At 00:04:15,020, Character said: number indicated.

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At 00:04:16,140, Character said: No need. Think Alison quite keen on
them.

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At 00:05:25,000, Character said: A glass of lager. Thank you.

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At 00:05:28,060, Character said: A bit early in the day for me. But

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At 00:05:30,180, Character said: I'm sorry you've only had sugar puffs,
Tom.

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At 00:05:37,081, Character said: How do you hope that's cooking your
proper breakfast now?

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At 00:05:39,820, Character said: Ah, good.

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At 00:05:43,320, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:05:44,420, Character said: I wanted you to admire this before it
goes on the cake.

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At 00:05:49,880, Character said: Splendid.

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At 00:05:53,960, Character said: Very little thing.

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At 00:05:55,180, Character said: Seen Cousin Janet's wedding present?

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At 00:05:58,040, Character said: Fold away coffee, come games table. Made
it herself.

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At 00:06:02,940, Character said: Yes, plays tune as well.

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At 00:06:04,861, Character said: Works by remote control, Tom. Oh,
really? When you want it to change the

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At 00:06:09,280, Character said: and ladders, you clap your hands and it
plays a tune.

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At 00:06:12,200, Character said: What? Like this?

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At 00:06:17,440, Character said: That's if you don't want chess anymore.
When the music starts, it's all...

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At 00:06:30,320, Character said: Pity about, um... Ah, well, never mind.

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At 00:06:36,200, Character said: Did you sleep all right in the tent,
Tom? Yes, yes, yes. Much better,

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At 00:06:39,680, Character said: Only one disaster at last night, about
three o 'clock. Grappling irons on low

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At 00:06:44,180, Character said: -flying hot air balloon pulled out main
guy rope.

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At 00:06:48,380, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:06:50,260, Character said: Anything wrong?

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At 00:06:51,340, Character said: Oh, Tom, it's from the post office about
the wedding invitation.

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At 00:06:54,591, Character said: Oh, absolutely.

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At 00:06:55,860, Character said: Sent out 150, not a single reply.

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At 00:06:58,340, Character said: Any explanation?

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At 00:07:03,640, Character said: Corporation Payride came through.

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At 00:07:05,640, Character said: His wife had twins and he sold his first
novel.

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At 00:07:08,361, Character said: He doesn't remember doing it, but they
found all the invitation tied to a

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At 00:07:12,640, Character said: pigeon's leg on top of the Royal Oak.

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At 00:07:16,140, Character said: Fairly typical, I must say.

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At 00:07:18,700, Character said: There's the honeymoon ticket.

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At 00:07:20,400, Character said: Yes, yes. Haven't even g***t right
continent this time. Oh, no, Tom. The

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At 00:07:25,300, Character said: the travel agent's promised me.

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At 00:07:27,281, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:07:28,660, Character said: Oh, we'll have to go round there. Ah,
could be tricky, Alison.

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At 00:07:32,360, Character said: Car for... of cardboard boxes.

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At 00:07:35,010, Character said: Boxes of what?

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At 00:07:36,370, Character said: Wedding photos.

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At 00:07:38,110, Character said: Odd thing. Find one here.

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At 00:07:40,530, Character said: Rather flimsy dress, lit from behind,
can see all her...

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At 00:08:04,270, Character said: This is to say, whoever it is, bring
some news to cheer you up.

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At 00:08:08,590, Character said: Hold on.

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At 00:08:13,550, Character said: Ah, Bob, just the fellow. Come in.

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At 00:08:16,610, Character said: It's bad news, I'm afraid, Tom.

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At 00:08:20,650, Character said: Well, still been bowler short for next
Saturday.

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At 00:08:25,710, Character said: Easily changed honeymoon date.

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At 00:08:28,230, Character said: No, the fact is, I'm not going to...

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At 00:08:31,950, Character said: able to be best man for you tomorrow.

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At 00:08:34,690, Character said: My grandmother's died, you see.

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At 00:08:36,851, Character said: As you know, Tom, she was leaving me her
money on condition I g***t married before

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At 00:08:41,890, Character said: I was 35.

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At 00:08:43,230, Character said: Yes, remember it well. It said you
preferred to wait for right woman. Not

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At 00:08:47,050, Character said: to be bought for a few hundred pounds.
Man of principle. Remember it...