Chancer s01e01 Weapons from the Wall.eng Subtitles

00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:18,Liverpool up to fifth, then she gets a
wobble with something chronic.

00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,All the way down, round the box, back
bracket just doesn't like the vibrations

00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:22,in the red. It's not strong enough.

00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:26,The trouble with these cars is people
will drive them.

00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,Try a strap, Dink.

00:01:27,861 --> 00:01:29,Make it pretty.

00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,One pretty strap.

00:01:30,211 --> 00:01:33,I don't really want to write off a whole
new system. And I don't really want to

00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:36,fit one, quite frankly. It's six o'
bloody clock now.

00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:37,It's not. It is.

00:01:37,321 --> 00:01:41,1804. Oh, my God, where are my keys?
What's the problem? Oh, well, I've g***t

00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,be at the school, haven't I?

00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,I'm going to be late.

00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:45,Disaster. Never mind.

00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:47,Have a crack at it, Dink.

00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,If it doesn't take, at least we tried,
eh? Right.

00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:56,Oh, for God's sake.

00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,Make him formal.

00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,He thinks he's a bloody poke. Get on
with it, you lazy bugger.

00:02:08,891 --> 00:02:16,Synchro Mesh was the weak link in the
60s. People forever bringing back the

00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,leopard sea, moaning like hell.

00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:21,You know what my father used to do? He'd
stuff a pair of silk knickers down the

00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:24,gearbox. Never failed. Smoothest change
on the road.

00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,Ladies knickers!

00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,Ladies knickers!

00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,Oh, my giddy arm.

00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:32,Oh, sure.

00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:34,Where are they going?

00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:01,Stay there.

00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:06,It's all right. This is the boss.

00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:08,We've lost seven cars.

00:03:10,510 --> 00:03:11,Anybody hurt?

00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:16,Dink's a bit shaken. The weld on that G
caught a fuel leak. Went up in his face.

00:03:16,511 --> 00:03:17,Oh, my God.

00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:20,But it's all right. He's all right. He's
lucky it was just a flash.

00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:21,Dink?

00:03:21,990 --> 00:03:23,He said he could smell petrol.

00:03:24,210 --> 00:03:26,Well, I couldn't smell it. Jesus Christ,
Carl.

00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:31,I couldn't smell it. Relax, man. It's
all taken care of.

00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:32,Sorry about the mess.

00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:33,How do you feel, Dean?

00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:34,A bit of brain damage.

00:04:17,589 --> 00:04:18,Right, that's it, really.

00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,I just want to say one

00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:30,thing.

00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:34,I don't blame anybody for this, except
myself.

00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,And I'm not going to sack anybody
because of it.

00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:42,Yes, I'm going to have to lay a few of
you off for a short while.

00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:48,But I want you to know this is a
strictly temporary arrangement and in

00:04:48,130 --> 00:04:54,only until the insurance is sorted and
we are fit to operate again as normal.

00:04:56,490 --> 00:05:00,Also, you know, I hope you know, that I
would not be doing this if there was

00:05:00,770 --> 00:05:02,anything else I could possibly do
instead.

00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:06,Right. Anyone want to say anything here?

00:05:09,370 --> 00:05:10,Yes, me.

00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:15,We've had a rough ride before and we'll
have one again.

00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:20,And just because we've had a bit of a
bonfire doesn't mean it's the end of the

00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:21,road.

00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:22,Amen.

00:05:27,401 --> 00:05:28,I

00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:37,need

00:05:37,850 --> 00:05:39,a coat of paint, this one.

00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,God forgive me.

00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:43,I thought you put it rather well.

00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:46,I'm not following this conversation.

00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,I lied.

00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,He lied. There's nothing temporary about
any of this.

00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,Will somebody explain, please?

00:05:57,980 --> 00:05:59,It's the end of the road, Penn.

00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:01,We g***t there six months ago.

00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,You'll have to translate.

00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:08,The company is effectively bust.

00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:13,We function entirely on overdraft, the
limits of which we transgressed some

00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:16,ago. Douglas Motors is what?

00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:18,What are we?

00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:19,Anathema to Sensible Investment.

00:06:19,831 --> 00:06:21,That's us.

00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:22,Says who?

00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,Bank manager.

00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:24,So what's the lie?

00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:29,Those men I laid off, I can't see I'll
ever be able to take them back.

00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:32,It's funny, really.

00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,Can't afford to employ them.

00:06:35,710 --> 00:06:37,Can't make the cash properly without
them.

00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,It's me, isn't it?

00:06:40,690 --> 00:06:42,I've never lied to them before.

00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,I've never been lying to them. Ever.

00:06:51,810 --> 00:06:52,So we're ruined.

00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:55,Gavin.

00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:59,Perhaps you should just see if your
father's all right.

00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:06,Could we mortgage the house?

00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,Well, I think two mortgages are probably
enough.

00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:14,I keep making suggestions. He's not
listening. He's just switched off. I

00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:15,switched off, Penny.

00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:19,It's just that everything you can think
of, I have thought of and tried several

00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:20,times already.

00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,All right, you don't have to snap.

00:07:22,820 --> 00:07:24,Look, I'm not. Oh, for heaven's sake.

00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:27,Well, what are you going to do? Sell, I
expect.

00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:29,Then die.

00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:30,Not necessarily.

00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,But I will, I will go down fighting.

00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,It's time to take the weapons from the
wall.

00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:40,We're talking about last resorts here,
really, aren't we?

00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,I've g***t one.

00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,Oh? There's a bloke I used to box with a
few years back. Works in the city as

00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:48,some kind of business analyst.

00:07:48,281 --> 00:07:49,No, Gavin.

00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:51,Penny doesn't like him because he once
made a pass at her.

00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,He did not.

00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:56,All right, because he once didn't make a
pass at her. Who knows? But I think

00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:57,he's worth a try.

00:07:58,580 --> 00:07:59,What's his name?

00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,Stephen Crane.

00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:03,He's probably too busy even to talk to
us.

00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:05,Turn it off.

00:08:06,770 --> 00:08:07,It's the sun.

00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:16,Good sleep.

00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:19,I don't believe I've been to sleep.

00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:20,Oh, dear.

00:08:20,481 --> 00:08:21,At all.

00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:26,How awful for you. For at least three
months. Three months? Nine days?

00:08:28,390 --> 00:08:29,I was reading my diary.

00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:31,Is that right?

00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:32,Mm -hmm.

00:08:33,790 --> 00:08:34,Getting bored with me?

00:08:35,771 --> 00:08:38,When ** I going to be late for work?

00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:40,Half an hour ago.

00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:43,Not really worth going in then, is it?

00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:44,Not really.

00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:14,What's your problem, apart from the
obvious?

00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:15,Jimmy Blake.

00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:17,First bloody thing in all.

00:09:17,270 --> 00:09:18,But he's such a nice person.

00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:21,B***d. Oh, I can't face him. Yes, you
can.

00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,I'll hold your hand.

00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:25,Where's your report?

00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:27,In here.

00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:28,Oh,

00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:30,what's me bloody combination?

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