Chance In A Million s03e03 The Blessing.eng Subtitles

00:00:10,259 --> 00:00:12,Here I go again.

00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:16,I hear the trumpet blow again.

00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:19,Oh, what a blow again.

00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:22,Taking a chance on love.

00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,Here I slide again.

00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:30,About to take that ride again.

00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,Of course I like having you all to stay,
Daddy.

00:00:45,021 --> 00:00:49,It's just unfortunate you've chosen the
only few days of the year when Tom's out

00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,of the country.

00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:53,Yes, isn't it? And if he'd been here, we
could have all gone to this dinner

00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:55,dance as a family.

00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,Yes.

00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:01,I know. Why don't we invite somebody
else? I don't think so, Daddy.

00:01:01,781 --> 00:01:05,Oh, now, listen, there are plenty of
nice young men around, some of whom I

00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:07,add care for you more than you seem to
realise.

00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,You don't want to tie yourself down.

00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:11,Live a little.

00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,Have fun.

00:01:13,091 --> 00:01:17,And don't underestimate the affection of
people that you perhaps take for

00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:18,granted.

00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:22,Oh. Oh, no, it's all right, it's all
right. I'll answer it.

00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,It has to be Mummy and Janet.

00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,Well... Well, well.

00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:29,What a surprise.

00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:32,Look who it is, Alison.

00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:33,It's Cousin Thomas.

00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,Hello, Alison.

00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:37,Cousin, what are you doing here?

00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,I was just passing on my way from St
John's Ambulance Course.

00:01:40,740 --> 00:01:41,What, in Hartlepool?

00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:47,No, no, I'm living down here now. Well,
I'm hoping to. So you'll be able to see

00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,lots more of each other. Good.

00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:52,I think this calls for a small
celebration.

00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:56,I've... Bought you a present.

00:01:56,630 --> 00:02:00,Oh, Thomas, you shouldn't have.

00:02:00,910 --> 00:02:03,Oh, that's very sweet of you.

00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:07,You know, I really love surprise
presents.

00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:12,Mice!

00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:17,They're Devon Pinks. You know, I'm the
only one in Mouse Fancy who's been able

00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:20,to breed them to that size. Oh, well,
that's good.

00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:24,Well, Tom will love those. You know,
he's been looking for another pet.

00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:28,Ever since he lost his last little
hamster to a champagne cork.

00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:29,Don't mind me.

00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,Just help yourselves.

00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:36,Oh, I expect you two young people have
g***t knots to catch up on.

00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:49,Oh, look. I'm sorry if Daddy seems to be
behaving rather

00:02:49,650 --> 00:02:50,strangely.

00:02:50,701 --> 00:02:53,I don't know if you've heard, but
there's a certain amount of controversy

00:02:53,850 --> 00:02:58,towards my marrying Tom, and I think
he's secretly hoping that... Sorry to

00:02:58,190 --> 00:02:59,disturb you again.

00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:01,I've just this second had a thought.

00:03:01,930 --> 00:03:04,Are you doing anything this evening,
Tommy?

00:03:05,390 --> 00:03:09,No. No, I don't think I ** doing
anything this evening, Uncle Derry.

00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,you're not doing anything this evening,
Thomas, maybe you'd like to take Alison

00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:17,here to the show when Forrester's born.
Oh, Daddy, I'm sure Thomas has g***t much

00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,better things to do, especially with the
Cliff Richard film season starting

00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,again on Channel 4.

00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,It's not, is it?

00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,Oh, I'll get that.

00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:28,Now, don't you let him bully you,
Thomas.

00:03:28,381 --> 00:03:30,Come on, Thomas, come on, show some
initiative.

00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,I don't think it's going to work, Uncle
Derry.

00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,Good morning.

00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:37,Name's Mungo.

00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:38,Edwina Mungo.

00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:42,Tom Chan's in? No, I'm afraid he's...
Well, he's playing cricket at the

00:03:42,751 --> 00:03:44,Would you like to call back next week?

00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:47,Unfortunately, flying back to the South
Pacific tonight.

00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:49,Cook Islands.

00:03:49,790 --> 00:03:53,Walked out to him when he was a baby, so
thought his arm was over.

00:03:53,930 --> 00:03:56,Oh, what a shame. No, I'm afraid he's
playing in Norway.

00:03:57,470 --> 00:04:00,Oh, excuse me. Look, come in. I'll just
get that.

00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:32,If I could just leave my gunny sack here
while I pop out for something to eat.

00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,Nothing too serious, I hope.

00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,Oh, poor Tom. He didn't even leave the
airport.

00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,He spent the entire weekend locked in a
flight simulator.

00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:47,Look, we've only g***t six days. If you
want that trainee managership at the

00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,Lionel factory, I want an engagement
before Tom gets back.

00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,So, Tom, why didn't you just catch the
next plane?

00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:20,Complicated business, Walter. G***t bound
up with a group of Bulgarian trainee

00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,pilots and accidentally locked in flight
simulator.

00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:27,Spent entire weekend landing 747 at
Lourdes.

00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:31,Heavy fog, one engine.

00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,Tricky business.

00:05:32,491 --> 00:05:33,I can imagine.

00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,Yeah, mountains on three sides.

00:05:34,881 --> 00:05:38,Well, if you'll just give me a few
details about this morning, I'll start

00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:40,up my report. Absolutely, Walter, yes.

00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,Just crossing park.

00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:49,Ten o 'clock, came upon Bernard here,
park attendant, with jaws of live mink

00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,fastened to hand.

00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,He just came at me out of the laurels.
Obviously in great pain, couldn't just

00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:59,abandon him. Wondering what to do,
suddenly remembered old Gurkha trick.

00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,He hit him with his cricket bat.

00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:07,Just at that moment, 400 animal rights
protesters appeared on horizon.

00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:11,No idea what... Madigan, I think when
the super suggested a water cannon, he

00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:12,meant something a bit heavier.

00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,Well, I thought I'd cut it in length and
fill them with fans, though, in case

00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:16,those bastards break in.

00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,Right. Girl obviously g***t what it takes,
Walter. Yes.

00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:26,So, these protesters, Tom, I suppose,
when they saw you eating the mink that

00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,you're... Haven't heard the worst of it
yet, Walter.

00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:33,Standing there, wondering what to do,
Bernard here suggested we take refuge in

00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,Park Attendant Park.

00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:39,When we g***t there... discovered dark
taxidermy for hobbits. I'll pick up the

00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:43,bodies of mammals from road accidents,
you see. At present engaged on little

00:06:43,910 --> 00:06:46,pair of badger pyjama cases.

00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:52,Skins pegged out all over the walls.
When crowds saw it, went absolutely

00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:57,berserk. Your squad car hadn't arrived,
our vital organs would have been

00:06:57,390 --> 00:07:00,replaced by satin lining and a 14 -inch
brass zipper.

00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:05,Yes, well, as you can hear, we're not
quite out of the woods yet.

00:07:05,401 --> 00:07:08,They're musking to attack the canteen,
Sergeant. We need all the men we can

00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,find. Wait a minute, will you? Is that a
button I'm done?

00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,What? Oh, sorry, Sergeant.

00:07:12,081 --> 00:07:12,Now, listen.

00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:16,You get every third man, every third man
from the south wall of the parking

00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:20,compound, and we'll rendezvous down at
the staff entrance.

00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:21,All right?

00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,Come on, then. Back. If you'll excuse
me, Tom. Absolutely right, sir.

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