Chance In A Million The Wedding Eng S03E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:09,989, Character said: Here I go again.

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At 00:00:12,730, Character said: I hear the trumpet blow again.

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At 00:00:16,370, Character said: Oh, what a blow again.

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At 00:00:19,650, Character said: Taking a chance on love.

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At 00:00:23,350, Character said: We ride light again.

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At 00:00:26,870, Character said: About to take that ride again.

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At 00:00:36,890, Character said: Well,

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At 00:00:42,470, Character said: that sorts out WPC Potts' wedding
present.

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At 00:00:46,730, Character said: Now, item 14, the hookers of Ledwith
Grove.

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At 00:00:50,610, Character said: All right, all right, all right. Now, it
appears, it appears that since the

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At 00:00:54,990, Character said: recent creative marketing seminar in the
Ledwith Hotel, our good ladies...

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At 00:01:00,431, Character said: have come into contact with a number of
high -pressure selling techniques.

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At 00:01:04,400, Character said: All right, all right.

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At 00:01:06,320, Character said: Local residents have complained of
leaflet drops, a midweek two for the

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At 00:01:11,200, Character said: one offer, and a money -back guarantee
if not completely satisfied.

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At 00:01:15,980, Character said: All right, all right. Now, since 60
vicars are attending the diocesan synod

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At 00:01:22,440, Character said: at Ledwith House at the moment, we are
bringing the tart sweet forward.

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At 00:01:28,240, Character said: Tonight's the night.

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At 00:01:32,050, Character said: The Diocesan Synod. Not to be confused
with item 15, Jack the Vicar. New to our

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At 00:01:38,190, Character said: patch. The word is that he poses as a
member of the clergy, addresses the WI

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At 00:01:43,910, Character said: similar, and reduces the old dears to
sobs with pictures of orphan kiddies.

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At 00:01:49,510, Character said: And, while they're out of the room,
pledging large sums of money to Oxfam,

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At 00:01:54,730, Character said: robs their handbag.

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At 00:01:56,690, Character said: Unambitious, but...

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At 00:01:59,690, Character said: A final item.

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At 00:02:01,090, Character said: The Chance wedding.

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At 00:02:02,770, Character said: Now, I think most of you know Tom
Chance.

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At 00:02:06,470, Character said: Well, as you know, as you know, he's
getting married tomorrow.

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At 00:02:10,410, Character said: And I'd like him to have an uneventful
trip to the altar.

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At 00:02:13,490, Character said: So if you find him standing over the
inert body of a blood -stained woman,

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At 00:02:17,810, Character said: wheeled in a meat cleaver, remember, she
is a migraine sufferer who's fainted.

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At 00:02:24,820, Character said: Burnt in the ketchup bottle in her
shopping bag while Steve was passing on

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At 00:02:29,040, Character said: way to the knife sharpeners.

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At 00:02:31,440, Character said: Understood? All right, move it out,
then.

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At 00:02:34,700, Character said: All right, sir.

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At 00:02:37,460, Character said: And, uh, remember, let's be careful out
there.

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At 00:02:52,751, Character said: Nervous, Tom?

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At 00:02:54,740, Character said: Nervous? Well, you know, it's quite a
scare getting married.

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At 00:02:58,520, Character said: Ah, hmm.

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At 00:02:59,820, Character said: Are you nervous?

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At 00:03:01,740, Character said: Raw meat.

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At 00:03:03,520, Character said: Ah.

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At 00:03:05,140, Character said: Stomach churning, teeth on edge.

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At 00:03:07,640, Character said: Break linings of nervous system worn
down to bare metal.

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At 00:03:11,880, Character said: Trick is, keep busy.

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At 00:03:14,020, Character said: Very good of you to do that, Tom.

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At 00:03:16,760, Character said: Where on earth did you learn to do all
this, anyway?

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At 00:03:19,460, Character said: No idea.

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At 00:03:20,620, Character said: Out swimming.

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At 00:03:22,080, Character said: In 1965,

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At 00:03:24,100, Character said: over -ambitious Heron dropped 28 -pound
salmon pike on head.

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At 00:03:30,660, Character said: Temporary amnesia. Came round three
months later doing leatherwork

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At 00:03:35,160, Character said: apprenticeship in remand home.

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At 00:03:38,900, Character said: Well, I must say, it looks marvellous.
Yes, it's a bit of a rushed job,

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At 00:03:43,500, Character said: unfortunately. Normally prefer to hand
cure, hide, match grains, chase borders.

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At 00:03:49,680, Character said: Well... Perhaps you could chase my skirt
when I get back from the party.

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At 00:03:54,321, Character said: Doubtful, Alison.

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At 00:03:56,390, Character said: Don't have right equipment.

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At 00:04:02,170, Character said: I'll fill this up for you, Tom. Yeah,
thanks.

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At 00:04:05,190, Character said: Tom? Yes?

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At 00:04:06,310, Character said: Was there ever a specific moment when,
you know, you realised that, you know, I

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At 00:04:12,030, Character said: was the one?

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At 00:04:13,750, Character said: Ah, yes. Yes, actually, was one moment,
sort of turning point, really.

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At 00:04:19,470, Character said: That time in County Hospital.

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At 00:04:21,329, Character said: Groin injury.

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At 00:04:22,511, Character said: Oh, and that terrible doctor flung back
the sheet and said, is this the one for

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At 00:04:26,670, Character said: the s***x change operation?

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At 00:04:30,450, Character said: Sheer speed with which you shoved kidney
bowl down front of pyjama bottoms.

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At 00:04:36,510, Character said: Oh, it's what any woman would have done,
Tom.

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At 00:04:38,970, Character said: Actually, that was the time when I
realised that you, for me, were...

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At 00:04:45,290, Character said: All finished.

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At 00:04:47,761, Character said: It's good.

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At 00:04:49,770, Character said: Oh, lovely!

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At 00:04:50,821, Character said: I've g***t it on.

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At 00:04:51,870, Character said: Yes, it's good. Where exactly is the
party?

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At 00:04:54,270, Character said: Oh, Mr. Wynne said we could hold it in
the library.

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At 00:04:56,930, Character said: Ah, a civilized place for celebration.

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At 00:04:59,550, Character said: Downing occasional lager in shadow of
masters.

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At 00:05:02,870, Character said: Ta -da!

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At 00:05:23,570, Character said: It might be better if... Oh, no, it's in
the restricted book section, Tom.

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At 00:05:29,691, Character said: Mr Windham keeps his own little blow
-heater down there. No -one's allowed in

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At 00:05:33,290, Character said: normally, so really it's quite an
honour.

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At 00:05:35,070, Character said: I've personally always been rather fond
of little Viola dress.

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At 00:05:40,850, Character said: Stuart Tartan.

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At 00:05:42,230, Character said: White collar.

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At 00:05:43,550, Character said: Oh, no, it's a decadence party, Tom.

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At 00:05:46,270, Character said: Everyone has to go in some example of
declining moral values.

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At 00:05:50,170, Character said: Barbara's going as Germaine Greer.

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At 00:05:52,440, Character said: Angela's going as a concubine of the
Emperor Nero.

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At 00:05:55,240, Character said: All this wingence idea, presumably?

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At 00:05:58,120, Character said: Well, no, it's more mine, really.

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At 00:06:01,700, Character said: Ah. You're going to be all right, Tom.
There isn't a statue, is there? No, no,

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At 00:06:05,980, Character said: no. Decided to avoid more obvious
disaster areas. Probably just spent a

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At 00:06:10,940, Character said: evening at home. G***t candle -making kit
somewhere, I think.

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At 00:06:14,541, Character said: Oh, Tom, if you mean that box at the
back of the wardrobe, I'm afraid Daddy

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At 00:06:18,980, Character said: threw it out.

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At 00:06:20,430, Character said: He was a bit worried what you did with
those rubber mould things.

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At 00:06:27,030, Character said: Well, probably just spend time putting
Argentine section of cheese label

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At 00:06:32,230, Character said: collection in order.

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At 00:06:33,411, Character said: You're going to be all right, then?

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At 00:06:35,330, Character said: Yes, yes, yes. Give you a lift to party?

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At 00:06:37,550, Character said: No, no, it's no need.

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At 00:06:38,890, Character said: Oh, no, no, no, no. Going to off
-licence to make small contribution to

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At 00:06:42,850, Character said: celebrations. That'd be very nice, Tom.

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At 00:06:46,960, Character said: What are you doing tonight, then,
handsome?

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At 00:06:52,660, Character said: Just told you, Alison.

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At 00:06:55,740, Character said: Quiet evening at home.

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At 00:06:59,240, Character said: Anyway, Mummy and Daddy should be back
soon.

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At 00:07:01,820, Character said: What on earth have they g***t to?

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At 00:07:12,200, Character said: The strain of endless walking.

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At 00:07:15,050, Character said: The cold of hunger is beginning to
weaken my family's resolve.

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At 00:07:19,070, Character said: We have been in this hellish place for
it seems an eternity.

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At 00:07:24,610, Character said: We were either taking a photograph for
the family album, when a criminal gang,

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At 00:07:29,230, Character said: taking us to be associates of the
photographer, or pornographer, as it

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At 00:07:33,550, Character said: out, threatened us with acts of
unspeakable violence and forced us to

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At 00:07:37,550, Character said: of the basement studio and into the
sewers.

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At 00:07:40,390, Character said: Now look, as I see it, we have two
chances.

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At 00:07:43,900, Character said: Plan A and Plan B.

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At 00:07:46,800, Character said: Plan A is to keep trying for the opening
in the sewers, the manhole covers,

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At 00:07:51,100, Character said: until we find one that Janet can move.

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At 00:07:53,240, Character said: And Plan B, incidentally my own personal
preference,...