Chancer s01e04 Trust.eng Subtitles

00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,Today, Piers, is a very special day.

00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,I have a little treat for you.

00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:51,You may drive my motor car.

00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,Carefully. Thank you.

00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,Carefully.

00:00:58,800 --> 00:00:59,Mr.

00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,Blake?

00:01:05,811 --> 00:01:12,It's just arrived. I thought you might
like to take it out with you. Excellent,

00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:13,Vanessa. Thank you.

00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:18,I must always have something sensational
to read on the motorway. What is it?

00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:25,A little report I've had run up by
assiduous menials in forecasting the

00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,Douglas Motors in the car industry of
the future.

00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,Amusing read.

00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,They did warn me on the telephone. The
analysis was a trifle candid.

00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,Not a document to be mislaid on Douglas
premises, then? Not just yet.

00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:43,I think, Piers, I shall have to thrash
this company's head against the wall

00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,repeatedly. Until it's better.

00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,Until I'm satisfied.

00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:14,There is someone I hate more than Terry
Wogan. Not us.

00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,Not better yet?

00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:21,It's really bad.

00:02:21,931 --> 00:02:25,Well, we'd better get you up to the
doctor's then.

00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:26,It's only a bit bad.

00:02:26,461 --> 00:02:32,Do you think you might be able to manage
a little ride around the garden later

00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:33,on? If I feel better.

00:02:33,881 --> 00:02:35,Oh, no.

00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,If you're off school, you're in bed.

00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:38,Understood?

00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:40,Right.

00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:46,I have to go out for a while, so bed
upstairs now all day.

00:02:46,430 --> 00:02:47,Understood.

00:02:47,870 --> 00:02:49,I'll be back by lunchtime.

00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:18,Cut the price of a cup of tea, Governor.
It's all right, my turn.

00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,Give me £1 .60 for a pot of Earl Grey,
have you? No.

00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:26,Victoria.

00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:30,Oh, you're beautiful.

00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:32,Quit poetry. I mean, I'm likely to be
sick.

00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:37,So, to what do I owe this unexpected
pleasure?

00:03:37,501 --> 00:03:41,I'm pushing some second years through
the earth's crust in half an hour, so I

00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:43,thought I'd come by and tell you I love
you.

00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,I came by last night. You weren't in.

00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:48,No, I was out.

00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:54,Where? Oh, holding my father's hand. I
expect nothing else with your family.

00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:58,Yes, but you have a lot of fun watching
the dynasty crumble piecemeal. Not when

00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:00,you've g***t a 10 % stake in it. No.

00:04:00,921 --> 00:04:03,Dad's g***t a new business consultant.

00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:04,Who's that then?

00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:08,He's, uh... Well, you wouldn't know him.
Well, no, but is he old, young,

00:04:08,420 --> 00:04:09,handsome? What?

00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:12,Oldish, uglyish.

00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,I don't know.

00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,Nondescript, I guess.

00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,There's this drinks thing at St John's
tonight.

00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,What's this?

00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,No, Tony, I've g***t a lot to do.

00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,It's a phone, Dad.

00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,I've g***t to do some work.

00:04:22,861 --> 00:04:25,You don't have to stay long. Just an
hour or so.

00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,I'm getting behind.

00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,I was rather hoping we might have a
little sort of celebration.

00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,My paper's out today.

00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,Oh, that's great.

00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:37,I even managed to incorporate a few of
the ideas that we were chatting over.

00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:38,And which ideas were those?

00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,This is your copy.

00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:42,See what you think.

00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,Dr. Burke thinks it's rather fine.

00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:01,So, what do you want?

00:05:01,711 --> 00:05:05,Short -term, I'm spectating. Coffee,
bath, live back to Montreux's house.

00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,-term, revenge.

00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,I'm busy.

00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:09,Is that my phone?

00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:10,No.

00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:13,Morning.

00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:19,He works for my father. Or he works for
me. This is Stephen Crane. Oh, at last.

00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:22,Your phone, my phone, has been
continually engaged.

00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,Engaged?

00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:26,Since when?

00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,Cut the crap, Crane. Where the hell were
you last night?

00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:33,You dropped Marcus Wright in it. You're
running out of friends here.

00:05:33,391 --> 00:05:37,Don't bank on it. You really screw
things up between my father and me.

00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:40,I tell you, if he ever knew it was
you... I told you last night, Victoria

00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:43,insisted on taking me for a drink in the
country and then decided to dump me

00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:47,there. Then it was too bloody late to
make the meeting with Marcus.

00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:49,Do you really expect me to believe all
that?

00:05:49,110 --> 00:05:50,Yes. Have a happy life, Craig.

00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:56,Where's the bathroom?

00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:03,That, I take it, was our oldest, uglish
consultant.

00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:15,I thought in the country they'd still
have people to do this sort of thing.

00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:17,Don't be so presidious, Piers.

00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:22,If you so much as dribble on my
chromium, I will disembowel you.

00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:25,I've spent quite sufficient on motorcars
this month.

00:06:26,330 --> 00:06:31,I think it might be prudent to consign
Douglas Motors to the boot.

00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:36,I spy with my little eye something
beginning with D.

00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,Destitution. Desperate act.

00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,The imminence of its necessity.

00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,I want my money.

00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:47,If Franklin's offer's grand enough, they
may sell.

00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,Did his bloody daughter manifest herself
this morning?

00:06:51,681 --> 00:06:52,She did.

00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,Harcourt showing her the rope.

00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,Delightful child.

00:06:56,140 --> 00:07:01,Whatever can she find attractive about a
man as egregiously ill -bred as Crane?

00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,I say, can you direct us to Douglas
Motors?

00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:07,Please.

00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:10,Please.

00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,They've closed down, haven't they?

00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:28,No,

00:07:28,661 --> 00:07:34,no, I can't possibly do that. I'm much
too busy. Anyhow, you're supposed to be

00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,sick, aren't you?

00:07:35,301 --> 00:07:36,I'll be seven.

00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,It's just supposed to be funny, is it,
eh? Yeah. It's just funny, come on.

00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,Poor bit.

00:07:42,411 --> 00:07:45,Then there'll be another statistic,
won't there? What's that?

00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:47,Him. Part of a one -parent family, soon.

00:07:47,861 --> 00:07:51,I don't think he's g***t up to get on with
something useful.

00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,Thanks, mate. Oh, why don't I?

00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:58,Oh, come on, Cole.

00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:02,I'd be happy to admit it if Gavin was
giving mine it was just the one.

00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,What the hell's going on?

00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:10,It's great.

00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,A peasant ceremony of welcomes, perhaps.

00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:17,Excuse me.

00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,Can you direct me to the offices of Mr.

00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,Douglas? I'm Mr. Douglas.

00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:31,Jimmy Blake, chairman of Claiborne.

00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:34,My aide -de -camp, Piers Garfield -Wood.

00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,Your benefactors, Mr. Douglas.

00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:44,Sorry to intrude unannounced, as it
were. We were just passing.

00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:47,You know, we always like to keep an eye
on our investments.

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