Chancer Pretenders Eng S01E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:41,230, Character said: I think you will, Miss Jamie.

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At 00:01:07,510, Character said: Morning, Victoria.

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At 00:01:10,070, Character said: Morning.

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At 00:01:18,630, Character said: Please? Yes, please.

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At 00:01:25,770, Character said: Listen, darling.

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At 00:01:27,090, Character said: Why don't you stay home, relax, and sort
it out with Tony next week, hmm?

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At 00:01:33,490, Character said: Relax?

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At 00:01:35,030, Character said: A little bit, though.

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At 00:01:39,510, Character said: Oh, man, I have to go back.

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At 00:01:41,470, Character said: I don't care if somebody's head off
about this. I'm going insane.

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At 00:01:46,060, Character said: Such a civilized place, Oxford.

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At 00:01:53,640, Character said: Bloody hell, I thought it was water from
there.

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At 00:01:58,000, Character said: Well, if you only sit down pulling
frauds to help his company. A whingsy

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At 00:02:02,320, Character said: fraud let.

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At 00:02:03,180, Character said: Half a million pounds?

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At 00:02:05,400, Character said: I wish I'd seen it. I wish I hadn't.

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At 00:02:17,491, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:02:19,300, Character said: Lunchbox, yeah.

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At 00:02:20,940, Character said: Terrific sense of humour.

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At 00:02:22,460, Character said: He's going to need it.

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At 00:02:36,420, Character said: Good morning, Madam Stallman.

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At 00:02:43,020, Character said: The old lunchbox.

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At 00:02:44,980, Character said: Where's the bath nut?

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At 00:02:46,780, Character said: It's chaos here. No organisation.

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At 00:02:48,501, Character said: How ** I supposed to nick him? What do
you want him for? Top left.

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At 00:02:51,320, Character said: G***t him. Lint and smart.

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At 00:02:52,580, Character said: Again? Deal with.

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At 00:02:55,160, Character said: It'd be cheaper for him to buy a new
bloody car.

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At 00:02:57,860, Character said: Eh.

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At 00:02:59,360, Character said: Moves can play them.

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At 00:03:05,280, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:03:07,560, Character said: Wouldn't it be easy if I came in?

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At 00:03:09,320, Character said: I prescribe shocking.

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At 00:03:11,940, Character said: The British hate a fuss.

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At 00:03:13,261, Character said: If you keep it up for long enough,
they're bound to give you them.

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At 00:03:17,040, Character said: Sorry?

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At 00:03:18,360, Character said: Tony Stanhope.

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At 00:03:20,080, Character said: Using Troy's research.

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At 00:03:21,780, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:23,200, Character said: You're going to see each other today?

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At 00:03:25,740, Character said: Wrong question, if you would say.

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At 00:03:28,040, Character said: The course of true love... Closed for
road work.

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At 00:03:32,420, Character said: Permanently.

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At 00:03:34,120, Character said: I'll phone you this afternoon, after
I've spoken to Professor Garfet.

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At 00:03:38,660, Character said: Good luck with the shouting.

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At 00:03:51,200, Character said: Eagerness. That's what I admire about
you, Stephen.

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At 00:03:54,540, Character said: I'm psyching myself up for Fitchford.

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At 00:03:58,000, Character said: Today, the Inquisition swoops on the
Accounts Department.

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At 00:04:03,640, Character said: I wonder what Peter will feel about
that.

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At 00:04:06,640, Character said: Crane's law, rule number one.

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At 00:04:08,300, Character said: Never tell Fitchford anything.

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At 00:04:10,320, Character said: Then he can't argue about it.

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At 00:04:13,100, Character said: Busy today, Peter?

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At 00:04:16,540, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:04:17,591, Character said: Today I thought we'd go through the
accounts for the past five years

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At 00:04:21,360, Character said: then get Lorraine to put them on there.

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At 00:04:23,600, Character said: Proper invoicing, stock control, cash
flow, etc.

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At 00:04:27,440, Character said: The usual.

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At 00:04:29,340, Character said: Starting today.

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At 00:04:30,500, Character said: Why wasn't I told?

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At 00:04:32,320, Character said: Because I didn't want to worry you.

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At 00:04:34,060, Character said: There's a word for this, son.

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At 00:04:37,000, Character said: Accountancy.

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At 00:04:40,800, Character said: And my brother said, no, silly, it's a
paperweight. Oh, he's crying.

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At 00:04:44,171, Character said: We go there every year. They pay a bit
more, but the food's worth it.

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At 00:04:49,080, Character said: They always remember your name.

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At 00:04:50,620, Character said: And they don't switch the lights off and
sing happy birthday. Marcus, you

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At 00:04:53,340, Character said: b***d.

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At 00:04:55,480, Character said: Happy birthday, Lorraine.

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At 00:04:57,300, Character said: Stevie.

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At 00:04:58,700, Character said: I sorted out a death for you.

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At 00:05:02,120, Character said: And I hope you'll be comfortable.

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At 00:05:05,360, Character said: What's the matter, Robert? Don't you
trust me? I trust everyone.

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At 00:05:09,540, Character said: It's pathetic risking our jobs for a bit
of pocket money.

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At 00:05:12,580, Character said: And prison, Joe. You've g***t prison.

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At 00:05:14,890, Character said: Look, stop panicking.

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At 00:05:16,450, Character said: I just need a day to sort the invoices
out, and Crane isn't actually expecting

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At 00:05:20,490, Character said: to find anything, so he won't. We
haven't g***t a day.

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At 00:05:23,330, Character said: What exactly brings Matt, is it, Joe?
Look, I don't care, lads. I'm out.

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At 00:05:28,110, Character said: All we've g***t to do is stay calm, right?

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At 00:05:32,850, Character said: Find ourselves a bit of time.

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At 00:05:41,301, Character said: Well, you could have told us earlier,
Peter.

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At 00:05:45,490, Character said: I'm sorry, Robert. I'd hoped we wouldn't
have to.

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At 00:05:48,410, Character said: As it is, we only need about 30 ,000,
but we do need it now.

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At 00:05:52,150, Character said: I thought you were speaking to the bank
last week.

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At 00:05:55,430, Character said: That's so vague.

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At 00:05:56,481, Character said: Well, I must say, I'm not optimistic
about another overdraft.

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At 00:05:59,830, Character said: Mr Bailey and I had words the last time
we met.

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At 00:06:03,070, Character said: Perfect. That's today down the toilet.

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At 00:06:05,890, Character said: I've made an appointment for this
morning.

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At 00:06:08,450, Character said: It took a bit of doing, but they managed
to make room for us.

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At 00:06:11,750, Character said: Smashing.

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At 00:06:13,330, Character said: Right, well, give us a call when you're
ready to go.

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At 00:06:16,230, Character said: That's all right, Mr Pitchford. You just
stay here and do whatever you do.

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At 00:06:21,990, Character said: Well, if you don't mind.

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At 00:06:24,090, Character said: There's a fair amount to get through
here, all right?

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At 00:06:28,110, Character said: Forgive me asking, but are you mad?

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At 00:06:31,170, Character said: I mean, how many Sonias do you think
there are in the village?

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At 00:06:35,610, Character said: No, no, no, forget it. But just let me
call you in future, all right?

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At 00:06:40,450, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:42,210, Character said: When?

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At 00:06:47,080, Character said: I'll be there, all right.

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At 00:06:50,540, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:53,040, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:06:56,440, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:07:05,360, Character said: Young people today.

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At 00:07:06,740, Character said: No patience.

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At 00:07:08,340, Character said: It's very good of you to see us at such
short notice, Mr Bailey.

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At 00:07:11,620, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:13,240, Character said: There comes a time in the life of every
business...

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At 00:07:16,080, Character said: How much? 30 grand for two months.

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At 00:07:18,460, Character said: I thought... I thought I'd discussed
such an arrangement with Mr. Fitchford

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At 00:07:24,700, Character said: the phone last week.

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At 00:07:26,080, Character said: No?

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At 00:07:28,360, Character said: Obviously some wires crossed here.

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At 00:07:30,540, Character said: I'll just have a word with my... I think
you'll find

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At 00:07:36,840, Character said: I've already sanctioned the relevant
loan for this particular account.

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At 00:07:42,300, Character said: I'm sure you're right.

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At 00:07:45,610, Character said: Then why are you here?

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At 00:07:48,950, Character said: I wanted to meet you, Mr. Bailey.

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At 00:07:53,370, Character said: And what a pleasure it's been.

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At 00:07:59,470, Character said: What a waste of time.

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At 00:08:01,430, Character said: Has Fitzford ever shown any unusual
symptoms?

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At 00:08:03,850, Character said: Glazed eyes, trembling hands, sexual
advances towards furniture? It's most

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At 00:08:08,230, Character said: unlike Peter.

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At 00:08:09,281, Character said: What do you reckon he'd like as a
retirement present?

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At 00:08:12,110, Character said: So I suppose we were lucky to see Bailey
so quickly.

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At 00:08:16,090, Character said: I don't think our ideas of lucky have
much in common, Robert.

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At 00:08:19,101, Character said: Stephen, do you think you could find it
in you to be a little bit more patient

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At 00:08:23,290, Character said: with Peter?

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At 00:08:24,510, Character said: You know, I don't think he likes me.

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At 00:08:26,431, Character said: Well, he probably feels threatened.

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At 00:08:28,370, Character said: Just give him time, will you?

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At 00:08:32,350, Character said: This lot are hot. Put them on me desk.

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At 00:08:34,610, Character said: This is stalling and fetch,...