Chance In A Million s02e03 The Lost Weekend.eng Subtitles

00:00:02,029 --> 00:00:03,Here I go again.

00:00:04,370 --> 00:00:07,I hear the trumpet blow again.

00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:10,Oh, what a glow again.

00:00:11,370 --> 00:00:13,Taking a chance on love.

00:00:15,050 --> 00:00:18,Me right side again.

00:00:18,530 --> 00:00:21,About to take that right again.

00:00:23,270 --> 00:00:25,Starry -eyed again.

00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:29,Taking, taking a chance on love.

00:00:40,970 --> 00:00:42,at the civil service station.

00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:44,Yeah, OK, I'll get him.

00:00:44,650 --> 00:00:45,Mr Fangioli?

00:00:45,711 --> 00:00:46,What is it?

00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:49,Oh, I think it's Mr Bernardini.

00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:51,Oh. Harry, hello.

00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:53,Yeah, hang on a minute.

00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:58,Maureen. Yeah? See if you can find a
type of sweater in the back, will you?

00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:04,Harry, look, have you g***t a new courier
yet?

00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:07,Oh, good. How will I recognise him?

00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:10,Hang on a minute, hang on a minute.

00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:16,A buzzard has shattered my windscreen.

00:01:16,590 --> 00:01:19,Oh, nice one, Harry.

00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:24,No danger of a slip -up there, is there?
I mean, no chance of somebody coming...

00:01:24,570 --> 00:01:25,Yeah, all right, Harry.

00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:29,A buzzard has shattered my windscreen.

00:01:30,210 --> 00:01:31,Yeah, I like that.

00:01:34,841 --> 00:01:40,Just a swallowed shovel full of broken
glass, Alison.

00:01:40,190 --> 00:01:42,You're certainly not feeling too good.

00:01:42,030 --> 00:01:43,Oh, we really need the vet.

00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:45,Can you ring him?

00:01:45,950 --> 00:01:48,Oh, quite simply. Just a tug, twist.

00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:51,I mean, ring the vet, Tom.

00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:55,Ah, yes, well, probably too late.

00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:57,Beth, you get in and drive.

00:01:58,210 --> 00:02:00,One good push could get us clear.

00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:02,Couldn't you drive, Tom?

00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:04,No, no, it needs me to push.

00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,Ah! Sorry.

00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:09,Yes, I'm with you now.

00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,Looks like buzzard.

00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,Poor chap.

00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:22,Thank you.

00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:32,Alison, put car into first gear.

00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,OK? I'll give signal.

00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:37,Easy on clutch, right?

00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:39,Right.

00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,Um, Tom?

00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:44,Yes? Um, I know the, um... Yes?

00:02:45,230 --> 00:02:51,You know, the, um, little acceleration
thingy. Yes, yes. Um, I'm not quite sure

00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:56,about the, um... Oh, clutch is on the
left. Right.

00:03:27,530 --> 00:03:29,Looking for someone in charge.

00:03:29,690 --> 00:03:30,I **.

00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:33,Ah, good. Little problem.

00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:36,Large bird, shattered windscreen.

00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:38,I'll get you some toilet paper.

00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:41,No.

00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:46,No. Shattered, as in...

00:03:46,170 --> 00:03:51,As in broken.

00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:52,Yes. Need replacement.

00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:55,I'll call Mr Fangioli.

00:03:55,451 --> 00:03:59,And Tom. I think I'd better ring Mummy
and Daddy, tell them we'll be a bit

00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:00,Yes, good thing. Very good.

00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,So, uh,

00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:07,are you a buzzard who shattered your
windscreen? Funny you should say that,

00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,Looks like it was a very frightened
bird.

00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:19,Yes. Came here for replacement
windscreen, not third -rate music,

00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:23,What? You mean your windscreen is
actually broken? Completely.

00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:24,What a professional.

00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,All right, boy.

00:04:26,371 --> 00:04:29,I'll get one of the lads to fix it for
you, put a temporary in. Anything else?

00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:33,The rear ashtray needs loosening out.
We'll call you as soon as it's ready.

00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:34,All right.

00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,Thin -headed Bobo.

00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,Yes.

00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,Everything all right, Alison? Yes.

00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:55,Daddy's out shopping for a bit of Moe
Van Gora.

00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:57,Mummy's having a bit of a cry.

00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:58,Situation normal, then.

00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:00,Oh, so that's a relief.

00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,There's no need to bull or ox a tale.

00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,Coffee.

00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,Oh, well, I saw to them little floaty
bits.

00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,All right, Tom.

00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:18,Oh, this room. Never liked waiting
rooms. Stuck in one of these, spring 69.

00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:23,military policemen broke in, accused me
of wearing shoe lifts and shaving off

00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:24,moustache.

00:05:24,969 --> 00:05:28,Arrested for desertion, taken to
Stirling Castle. Oh, dear.

00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:35,Yes, yes. On way to war -on -want
banquet at Dorchester, a girl called

00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:41,Chance of a lifetime, it was. Oh,
Victoria, was she the one who, um... No,

00:05:41,730 --> 00:05:42,no, no, no.

00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:49,Victoria Teak, daughter of Wing
Commander Teak. Attractive girl, used to

00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:50,grapes.

00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,Only allowed one call from Sel.

00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:56,Phoned best friend to act as
replacement.

00:05:57,220 --> 00:05:59,24 hours later, engaged to each other.

00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:03,Yes. Well, if you'd g***t engaged to her,
Tom, you wouldn't have met me.

00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,No.

00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:11,Still, still, very nervous about meeting
parents, especially after last time.

00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:15,Now, Tom, throwing a coat over that
puddle for Mummy was a very chivalrous

00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:16,gesture.

00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,I mean, you weren't to know it was hers.

00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:26,Well, no excuse. Stupid thing to do. And
now... planning to ask them for hand of

00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:28,only daughter. Keep trying to think of
words.

00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,Get picture of mother crying.

00:06:31,820 --> 00:06:34,Now, Tom, the thing to do is just put
her at her ease.

00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,Talk about animals, a bird, she likes
that.

00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:41,She used to be a busy bee with a PDSA.

00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:49,PDSA is active organisation, set on once
by mobile unit, been reported by

00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,neighbour for maltreating Yorkshire
terrier.

00:06:52,270 --> 00:06:54,Only trying to take its temperature, you
know.

00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,Yes, well, I think you'd better stick to
birds, Tom.

00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:01,Ask around the chaffinch with the broken
wings getting on.

00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:02,Broken wing?

00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:07,Daddy's even easier. Just g***t to show an
interest in his knitting and crochet.

00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:13,Interest? You know, you say, pick up the
crochet cover for the TV remote control

00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:17,and you say, I wonder who made this
pretty little thing?

00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:19,And then he'll do the rest.

00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:21,I wonder who made this.

00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,Pretty little thing.

00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:23,He'll do the rest.

00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,Where is that bloody mechanic?

00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:29,Take it easy, governor.

00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,We went as fast as we could.

00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,You all right, are you? Oh, yeah.

00:07:33,361 --> 00:07:34,It's g***t the bill?

00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,No, it's on the house, mate.

00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:37,And this is your free gift.

00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,What do you give? Oh, very kind. Thank
you.

00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,Oh, what is it, Tom?

00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:48,Well... It smells like wallpaper paste
to me.

00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,Are you really?

00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,Excuse me.

00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:52,What a professional.

00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:55,Can you help me? No, I'm just up for a
coffee, right?

00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,A buzzard has shattered my windscreen.

00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,I'll get you some toilet paper.

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