Chance In A Million The Taxman Cometh Eng S02E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,190, Character said: Here I go again.

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At 00:00:04,510, Character said: I hear the trumpet blow again.

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At 00:00:08,470, Character said: Oh, what a blow again.

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At 00:00:11,530, Character said: Taking a chance on love.

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At 00:00:15,110, Character said: Me right side again.

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At 00:00:18,670, Character said: About to take that right again.

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At 00:00:23,390, Character said: Darby -eyed again.

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At 00:00:25,790, Character said: Taking, taking a chance on love.

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At 00:00:33,550, Character said: Strange post this morning.

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At 00:00:34,970, Character said: Is it, Tom? Yes. G***t a pair of fishnet
stockings with underwear catalogue.

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At 00:00:40,990, Character said: Couple of men's items, centre pages,
might interest you.

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At 00:00:44,950, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:00:47,270, Character said: Prefer something a bit looser, myself.

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At 00:00:49,990, Character said: Like the blood to circulate, you know.

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At 00:00:53,190, Character said: Say what you mean, Tom.

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At 00:00:55,170, Character said: It's g***t this from a local tax office.
Want me to go round?

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At 00:00:59,050, Character said: No idea what it's for.

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At 00:01:00,101, Character said: You've tied those straps underneath.

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At 00:01:03,080, Character said: No. And you pull them.

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At 00:01:04,560, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:01:05,860, Character said: Oh, the Incan tacks. I'm sorry.

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At 00:01:08,700, Character said: And then this.

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At 00:01:10,400, Character said: What's that, Tom? Exam results.

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At 00:01:12,440, Character said: I didn't know you'd taken any exams.

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At 00:01:14,280, Character said: Haven't. Obviously, a mistake happens to
me all the time. I g***t a certificate

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At 00:01:19,080, Character said: from Heidelberg University once.

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At 00:01:21,960, Character said: Told me I could speak English.

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At 00:01:23,840, Character said: Vocabulary good, but pronunciation
needed some work.

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At 00:01:27,260, Character said: Also, it g***t distinction in grade four
ballet.

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At 00:01:31,020, Character said: What have you g***t this time?

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At 00:01:33,320, Character said: O -level Portuguese.

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At 00:01:36,600, Character said: Oh, g***t an F.

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At 00:01:38,240, Character said: Failed. Oh, I ** sorry, John.

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At 00:01:42,900, Character said: Not really bothered.

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At 00:01:44,730, Character said: I learned Portuguese once. Really? Mr.
Henstridge from the library wanted to

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At 00:01:48,810, Character said: take me there on holiday.

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At 00:01:50,011, Character said: He had some friends in Oporto who'd
helped him once when his biplane crashed

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At 00:01:53,930, Character said: the 1923 London to Moscow air race.

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At 00:01:56,270, Character said: Really? He said he knew of this little
shepherd's lodge in the Alto Duro where

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At 00:02:00,710, Character said: you could sample the rough red local
wine and revitalize your bodily energies

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At 00:02:05,970, Character said: the clean, fresh mountain air.

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At 00:02:08,669, Character said: But then his pile started up again and
we never saw him again.

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At 00:02:11,830, Character said: A letter from your parents?

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At 00:02:13,570, Character said: I broke the news to them last week that
I was moving in here.

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At 00:02:16,510, Character said: Is Mother not too worried? Well, Daddy
said she's taken it quite well

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At 00:02:20,090, Character said: considering. Apart from crying softly
throughout the day, she gave no sign

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At 00:02:25,250, Character said: our heart was broken.

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At 00:02:27,650, Character said: That's what I expected, really.

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At 00:02:29,690, Character said: Shall we have some coffee, Tom? Yes,
yes.

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At 00:02:32,320, Character said: Wonder why I failed.

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At 00:02:33,820, Character said: Oh, it's not your fault, Tom. She's just
a very neurotic woman.

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At 00:02:37,360, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:02:38,700, Character said: O -level Portuguese.

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At 00:02:41,440, Character said: Annoying, somehow.

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At 00:02:42,600, Character said: Oh, and believe me, Tom, it's not the
language one uses very often.

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At 00:02:46,480, Character said: I mean, the likelihood of either of us
having to speak Portuguese... Oh, front

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At 00:02:50,740, Character said: door, yeah.

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At 00:02:51,460, Character said: Well, good ask for remark, I suppose.

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At 00:02:54,620, Character said: Good appeal to Board of Examiners to
reconsider their verdict.

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At 00:03:02,660, Character said: Ah, help you, Tom.

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At 00:03:04,800, Character said: Um,

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At 00:03:08,540, Character said: speak any English.

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At 00:03:13,960, Character said: No,

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At 00:03:16,100, Character said: I see, yes.

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At 00:03:18,840, Character said: Yes, I say. Alison, a bit of a problem
here.

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At 00:03:23,680, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:26,320, Character said: Tom, I pulled your cape.

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At 00:03:29,740, Character said: Had a feeling they might be.

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At 00:03:31,960, Character said: Any idea what they want?

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At 00:03:33,441, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:03:34,560, Character said: I'll ask them.

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At 00:03:37,320, Character said: Oaky, oaky, dizzy, ja?

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At 00:03:39,540, Character said: Ah, somos o António e Manuela Gonçalves.

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At 00:03:43,260, Character said: Viemos de Portugal para trabalhar no seu
hotel.

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At 00:03:45,820, Character said: Tengo uma viagem muito grande e a minha
mulher está muito cansada.

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At 00:03:49,460, Character said: They seem to think you're a hotel car.

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At 00:03:52,060, Character said: Hotel? No, no, afraid not.

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At 00:03:55,740, Character said: If you like a hotel, suggest Majestic.
Third turning on the right, then next on

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At 00:04:00,160, Character said: the left, past the traffic light. Very
reasonable prices.

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At 00:04:03,800, Character said: Suggest to avoid the fish.

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At 00:04:05,700, Character said: OK. The fish.

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At 00:04:07,580, Character said: Not usually very well done, though. Tom,
they're not looking for somewhere to

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At 00:04:12,100, Character said: stay. According to this, they've come
from Portugal to work as hotel staff.

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At 00:04:16,540, Character said: Ah, wrong address.

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At 00:04:17,591, Character said: Well, no, Tom, according to this,
they've come to the right address.

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At 00:04:20,880, Character said: Bellevue House, 41 Venables Avenue.

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At 00:04:23,820, Character said: Ah. Well, better come in, then. It could
take some while to sort out. Right.

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At 00:04:28,250, Character said: Bienvenue, comrade.

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At 00:04:29,490, Character said: That's the ball.

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At 00:04:30,930, Character said: Just grab it.

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At 00:04:39,250, Character said: Oh, Tom,

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At 00:04:44,930, Character said: according to Antonio, they've come
straight from the boat, pausing only to

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At 00:04:51,830, Character said: buy something for their sandwiches, and
they've... Come to the wrong town.

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At 00:04:55,710, Character said: And they don't seem to know what the
right town is.

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At 00:05:00,770, Character said: And he wishes he stayed in his little
mountain village tending his second

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At 00:05:05,330, Character said: He's trying to agree.

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At 00:05:09,070, Character said: He's not happy, Tom.

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At 00:05:14,850, Character said: He's not happy at all, Tom. What are we
going to do?

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At 00:05:17,321, Character said: Obviously can't throw them out on
streets. Better tell them, stay here

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At 00:05:22,290, Character said: things sort it out. Oh, right.

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At 00:05:23,930, Character said: I'm sure they'll be reassured.

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At 00:05:50,210, Character said: You've not had a lot of dealings with
us, Mr. Chance.

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At 00:05:53,210, Character said: According to your returns here, your
total contribution in tax since 1969 is

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At 00:05:59,210, Character said: something less than 23 pounds.

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At 00:06:02,730, Character said: Never begrudged a penny of it.

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At 00:06:04,591, Character said: I hope you'll forgive me, Mr. Chance,
but I'm still somewhat puzzled as to

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At 00:06:08,230, Character said: main source of income.

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At 00:06:10,090, Character said: How actually you managed to survive from
day to day. Not easy. Not easy at all.

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At 00:06:15,750, Character said: Still, man of frugal taste.

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At 00:06:17,790, Character said: Few vices. One or two small investments.

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At 00:06:20,830, Character said: Aha.

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At 00:06:22,190, Character said: And what exactly are they?

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At 00:06:23,710, Character said: Well, main source of income presently
comes from premium bonds.

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At 00:06:27,910, Character said: How many of them do you have?

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At 00:06:29,750, Character said: Ten. Ten?

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At 00:06:32,290, Character said: You're telling me that ten premium bonds
win enough each year for you to live

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At 00:06:36,510, Character said: on? Not exactly, no. Four of them never
won anything at all.

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At 00:06:40,690, Character said: Thinking of getting rid of them,
actually. Sort of sentimental

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At 00:06:44,230, Character said: Shall I show you a list of winning
numbers?

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At 00:06:48,750, Character said: This is incredible.

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At 00:06:50,490, Character said: Certainly been lucky.

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At 00:06:51,830, Character said: Coincidence. My speciality. Well, this
is very good news, Mr. Chance. Very good

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At 00:06:55,730, Character said: news indeed.

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At 00:06:56,950, Character said: I'm happy to say that as you seem to be
able to support yourself, albeit in a

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At 00:07:01,450, Character said: somewhat bizarre manner, I'm prepared to
allow you to marry my daughter.

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At 00:07:05,720, Character said: Pardon? I've pencilled in the 15th. In
the circumstances, speed is of the

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At 00:07:10,600, Character said: essence. It's a Saturday.

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