Chance In A Million The Birthday Party Eng S01E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,410, Character said: Here I go again.

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At 00:00:04,710, Character said: I hear the trumpet blow again.

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At 00:00:08,690, Character said: Oh, what a blow again.

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At 00:00:11,710, Character said: Taking a chance on love.

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At 00:00:15,370, Character said: Here I slide again.

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At 00:00:18,870, Character said: About to take that ride again.

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At 00:00:23,570, Character said: Darby, I'd again.

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At 00:00:25,930, Character said: Taking, taking a chance on love.

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At 00:00:35,239, Character said: Hodgekiss? Yes?

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At 00:00:36,580, Character said: Mr. Hodgekiss, just checking food.
Little worried by two things.

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At 00:00:40,721, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:00:41,600, Character said: Firstly, blue bottle in cheese dip.

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At 00:00:44,481, Character said: What's he doing here, then?

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At 00:00:46,780, Character said: Breaststroke.

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At 00:00:48,920, Character said: Not doing anything at all, Mr.
Hodgekiss. Lying on its back, legs in

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At 00:00:53,420, Character said: Dead, in fact.

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At 00:00:55,140, Character said: Secondly, large black slug in green
tallow.

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At 00:00:59,660, Character said: That's right. They're everywhere.

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At 00:01:01,480, Character said: Should get a few screams.

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At 00:01:03,500, Character said: Yes, very probably.

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At 00:01:05,040, Character said: Going to remove them?

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At 00:01:06,920, Character said: Course I'm not.

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At 00:01:08,180, Character said: I put them there.

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At 00:01:10,240, Character said: Gives the guests something to talk
about. Helps break the ice.

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At 00:01:13,960, Character said: They're only plastic, you know.

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At 00:01:15,521, Character said: Ah, really?

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At 00:01:16,620, Character said: Yeah, well, it's a very competitive
game, the catering business.

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At 00:01:19,520, Character said: You've g***t to have some sort of gimmick
to get yourself talked about.

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At 00:01:22,520, Character said: Usually I sprinkle a few sheep and
rabbit droppings in amongst the dishes

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At 00:01:26,000, Character said: well. I thought you might think that was
Virgin on the tasteless.

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At 00:01:30,270, Character said: I don't like to seem ungrateful, Sir
Hodgkiss, but perhaps could do without

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At 00:01:34,570, Character said: novelties on this occasion.

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At 00:01:36,350, Character said: I see.

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At 00:01:37,630, Character said: Oh, well, it's your party, of course.
No, no, no. Exactly the point. Not my

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At 00:01:41,870, Character said: party at all.

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At 00:01:43,090, Character said: Surprise birthday party for girlfriend.

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At 00:01:46,290, Character said: Invited. All her friends don't like to
upset them. I see. It ought to explain.

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At 00:01:51,070, Character said: Better sit down.

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At 00:01:52,290, Character said: Ah, delivery woman with birthday cake.

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At 00:02:03,330, Character said: Yes? Help you?

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At 00:02:05,610, Character said: It's happy birthday greetings. I've been
to you this way.

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At 00:02:08,441, Character said: I've been to you this way. I've been to
you this way. I've been to you this way.

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At 00:02:10,789, Character said: I've been to you this way. I've been to
you this way.

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At 00:02:13,190, Character said: Happy birthday to you.

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At 00:02:18,310, Character said: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday,
dear Alison.

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At 00:02:21,710, Character said: You're not Alison, are you?

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At 00:02:25,110, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:26,161, Character said: Don't tell me I've g***t the wrong address
again.

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At 00:02:29,370, Character said: Uh, no.

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At 00:02:30,370, Character said: Um, singing...

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At 00:02:32,450, Character said: Telegram? That's right.

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At 00:02:33,710, Character said: Thank God for that.

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At 00:02:34,761, Character said: Now, do you want me to come inside, or
are you going to bring the lady out? No,

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At 00:02:37,470, Character said: um, ordered for nine o 'clock at seven
hours early.

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At 00:02:41,990, Character said: Well, not to worry, eh?

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At 00:02:43,350, Character said: No, um, perhaps not.

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At 00:02:45,030, Character said: Also, um, ordered quite clearly by
phone, telegram to be delivered by Roman

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At 00:02:50,270, Character said: Centurion. Ah, well, I'm having problems
with that one, you see. My

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At 00:02:54,090, Character said: breastplate's a bit tight and my greaves
keep falling down.

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At 00:02:57,090, Character said: But I think you'll find the lady will
like this one.

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At 00:02:59,660, Character said: Yes, very possibly. Find out at nine o
'clock. Yes?

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At 00:03:03,920, Character said: Good. Hang on. Do you want me to do it,
then?

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At 00:03:06,340, Character said: Ah, sorry. Obviously not explained very
clearly.

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At 00:03:09,140, Character said: Having surprise birthday party. Lots of
things happening.

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At 00:03:13,480, Character said: Tight schedule.

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At 00:03:14,720, Character said: You organized for nine o 'clock.

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At 00:03:17,760, Character said: All right. Oh, right. So I'll hang
around that side of it, then, shall I?

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At 00:03:22,140, Character said: Good. Thank you.

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At 00:03:23,320, Character said: Well, my name's Barry Alcott, by the
way.

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At 00:03:25,480, Character said: Oh, dear.

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At 00:03:26,531, Character said: In case you ever want to use me again,
it's a good idea to ask them at the

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At 00:03:29,940, Character said: agency by name.

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At 00:03:31,080, Character said: We're on a commission, you see. Barry
Alcock, it is. Right. Not likely to

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At 00:03:35,380, Character said: that one.

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At 00:03:36,160, Character said: Good right.

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At 00:03:38,940, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:03:40,680, Character said: Wanted to explain something to you.
Since childhood, suffered from delicate

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At 00:03:47,040, Character said: problem, like the test. I'll tell you
about it. Yes. Been persistently plagued

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At 00:03:52,600, Character said: by coincidence.

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At 00:03:54,680, Character said: any attempt to organise events such as
this doomed failure in consequence.

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At 00:03:59,440, Character said: So, hoping to avoid tragedy by handing
entire organisation over to you.

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At 00:04:05,220, Character said: Ah, at last, delivery woman with
birthday cake.

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At 00:04:09,440, Character said: Just a moment.

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At 00:04:10,491, Character said: It's happy birthday with you, it's happy
birthday with you, it's happy birthday

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At 00:04:15,380, Character said: with you, it's happy birthday with you,
it's happy birthday with you. All gone.

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At 00:04:18,459, Character said: All gone. All gone.

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At 00:04:25,440, Character said: Nine o 'clock. Yes.

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At 00:04:27,440, Character said: Isn't it? Oh, my watch must have
stopped.

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At 00:04:29,800, Character said: I put it right before I... Here. Alarm
clock.

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At 00:04:32,240, Character said: Set for nine o 'clock. Oh, thank you.

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At 00:04:35,121, Character said: By the way, would you like to settle
your bill now? Save embarrassment later

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At 00:04:39,120, Character said: It's hardly likely going to hand money
over to ignorant little Tutter who turns

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At 00:04:43,900, Character said: up seven hours early but instantly
delivers message to the wrong person.

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At 00:04:49,500, Character said: Oh, right.

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At 00:04:51,220, Character said: Nine o 'clock then. Nine o 'clock.

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At 00:04:58,190, Character said: Typical example. Must be hundreds of
singing telegrams. Have to get one with

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At 00:05:03,310, Character said: soil between the ears.

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At 00:05:05,550, Character said: Now, schedule.

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At 00:05:07,890, Character said: Party starts half past seven.

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At 00:05:10,890, Character said: Not here personally, picking up Alison.
You, two main jobs. One, birthday cake

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At 00:05:16,850, Character said: ready, candles lit. Birthday cake ready,
candles lit. Secondly, receive guests

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At 00:05:22,870, Character said: at door.

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At 00:05:23,990, Character said: G***t guest list?

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At 00:05:25,370, Character said: Oh, yeah. Get that somewhere.

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At 00:05:28,630, Character said: Um, Hodgkiss?

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At 00:05:30,130, Character said: What exactly is that?

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At 00:05:34,550, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:05:35,950, Character said: that? Yeah, well, that's just in case
there's any trouble.

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At 00:05:39,531, Character said: You don't get far in a catering game
unless you know how to deal with the

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At 00:05:44,790, Character said: unwanted guest.

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At 00:05:46,770, Character said: Yeah, but you needn't worry. What kind
of party exactly are you expecting?

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At 00:05:51,930, Character said: Oh, damned idiot!

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At 00:05:53,990, Character said: Whinging little tonk!

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At 00:06:02,440, Character said: I do two hours overtime to get it
finished, spend 40 minutes on a crowded

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At 00:06:07,080, Character said: walk half a mile in a pair of new shoes
that have come close to crippling me,

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At 00:06:12,000, Character said: and miss crossroads into the bargain.
Well, if that's your attitude, you can

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At 00:06:17,280, Character said: take your bloody cake and you can stuff
it.

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At 00:06:21,920, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:06:26,700, Character said: Cancel a bit about birthday cake.

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At 00:06:41,290, Character said: She's not here yet, then? No, Mr.
Wingent. Quite sure?

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At 00:06:44,450, Character said: I'm quite sure, Mr. Wingent. I'll be in
my office.

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At 00:06:47,550, Character said: Yes, Mr. Wingent.

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At 00:07:06,670, Character said: Had they turned up yet?

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At 00:07:08,210, Character said: Who? Your man, Tom.

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At 00:07:10,390, Character said: He is not my man, as you put it, Sandra.
Well, I just thought you said he was

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At 00:07:14,490, Character said: calling in to talk about taking you out
tonight.

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