Game On Martins Baby S03E02 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,640, Character said: But Sunday morning is only for the
blessed, and

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At 00:00:08,520, Character said: the sacred moments of silliness are
where I find my

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At 00:00:14,840, Character said: heaven, where I find my heaven.

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At 00:00:38,540, Character said: You ready, Mark?

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At 00:00:39,640, Character said: No, I'm just waiting for Matt to finish.

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At 00:00:41,580, Character said: He's not satisfied with the videos I've
been choosing, so he's writing a

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At 00:00:44,660, Character said: checklist for me.

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At 00:00:46,420, Character said: The English patient?

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At 00:00:48,100, Character said: That's a lovely video.

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At 00:00:49,260, Character said: Why are you taking that back?

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At 00:00:51,060, Character said: The way he carries her out of that cave.

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At 00:00:52,980, Character said: Even though she must have started to
decompose.

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At 00:00:55,920, Character said: He must have really loved her.

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At 00:00:58,700, Character said: I'd carry Claire out of a cave if she
was decomposing.

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At 00:01:02,900, Character said: And then, in order to prevent further
wear and tear, I'd get her pickled.

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At 00:01:08,360, Character said: You're all romantic.

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At 00:01:09,560, Character said: What would it cost to have someone
pickled?

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At 00:01:11,320, Character said: You'd need a shitload of vinegar,
wouldn't you?

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At 00:01:13,760, Character said: And a bottle of Sarsen's costs about
60p, and you'd need gallons of it.

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At 00:01:17,400, Character said: Oh, I wouldn't have a pickled in
Sarsen's.

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At 00:01:19,340, Character said: No, I'd get them to use one of those
fancy white wine vinegars.

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At 00:01:22,520, Character said: She was a classy girl.

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At 00:01:24,880, Character said: Right, here's my checklist.

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At 00:01:27,880, Character said: The list is organised under three
headings.

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At 00:01:31,040, Character said: s***x, violence, and bad language.

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At 00:01:33,540, Character said: Under each of those headings, there are
subheadings, e .g. under violence, we

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At 00:01:37,920, Character said: have the subheading weaponry.

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At 00:01:40,010, Character said: Then you can look up under weaponry and
find a list of weapons, e .g.

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At 00:01:43,850, Character said: chainsaws. And you look up under
chainsaws, you find standard electrical

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At 00:01:46,970, Character said: building site quality or petrol -powered
lumberjack quality and so on.

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At 00:01:52,430, Character said: Now, for each film you take out, Mark,
you need to be able to tick off one

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At 00:01:56,410, Character said: division of at least two subsections
under each of the three headings,

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At 00:02:02,400, Character said: Mark, the film features an item from the
special interest list, e .g.

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At 00:02:09,180, Character said: head blown off at close range, which
means the film automatically qualifies.

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At 00:02:14,140, Character said: It's all pretty straightforward. Any
questions?

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At 00:02:17,160, Character said: Read and digest, Mark, and take all
these mincy, saucy, wussy,

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At 00:02:24,120, Character said: potsy, ginger videos out of my sight.

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At 00:02:30,670, Character said: And, man, would you get me a large bag
of dry roasted peanuts and some beers

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At 00:02:34,730, Character said: while you're out?

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At 00:02:35,830, Character said: Well, you'll have to give me the money.

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At 00:02:37,410, Character said: I can't get any cash out. The bank still
won't let me have a cheque card, even

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At 00:02:40,590, Character said: though I've paid off all my debts now.
Yeah, except for that £9 ,000 you

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At 00:02:43,970, Character said: borrowed from Archie. He must be a right
cost piece if he thinks he'll ever see

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At 00:02:48,070, Character said: that again.

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At 00:02:48,830, Character said: He's very kind, and I'm going out with
him tomorrow night, as a matter of fact.

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At 00:02:52,330, Character said: What, is he your new boyfriend?

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At 00:02:53,790, Character said: No. You're only going out with him
because he's rich.

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At 00:02:56,780, Character said: Not. What does that word say, Matt? Uh,
intestines.

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At 00:03:05,620, Character said: Do you know if there's any s***x in this
one?

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At 00:03:14,260, Character said: A***l or lesbian group, sadomasochistic

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At 00:03:20,840, Character said: or nasal.

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At 00:03:26,320, Character said: Any what, sorry?

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At 00:03:28,060, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:29,440, Character said: Any rude bits, like, um... I'm hearing
impaired. My

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At 00:03:36,420, Character said: hearing aid's not working. What is it
you want? A***l s***x.

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At 00:03:46,560, Character said: Hello, Martin.

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At 00:03:51,320, Character said: You said you'd bring me.

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At 00:03:53,100, Character said: I know.

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At 00:03:55,370, Character said: I keep meaning to.

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At 00:03:57,190, Character said: Look, I'm really grateful for that money
you lent me.

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At 00:03:59,390, Character said: I'll pay it back, of course.

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At 00:04:01,870, Character said: What have you been up to?

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At 00:04:04,230, Character said: I'm really sorry, Martin. I can't talk
now. You've caught me at a bad time.

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At 00:04:08,110, Character said: Oh, right, sure.

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At 00:04:10,150, Character said: Give me a ring sometime.

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At 00:04:12,890, Character said: Oh, God, Claire, I still worship you. Is
there any hope at all? Please, a ring.

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At 00:04:17,910, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:04:19,110, Character said: Sorry, I... Don't take any notice.

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At 00:04:21,850, Character said: I'm all right now. All under control.

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At 00:04:24,680, Character said: Take care of yourself.

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At 00:04:33,360, Character said: God, that was a clue. Let's get out of
here before he sees I've g***t a baby.

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At 00:04:37,300, Character said: Claire?

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At 00:04:39,000, Character said: Why don't you want him to see you've g***t
a baby?

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At 00:04:41,060, Character said: Hi, Mandy. I didn't realise you were
there as well.

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At 00:04:45,520, Character said: Have you met my friend Jackie from the
hospital?

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At 00:04:47,640, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:04:49,680, Character said: Oh, your baby's lovely.

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At 00:04:51,940, Character said: How old is she?

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At 00:04:54,900, Character said: Um, she's about a week old.

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At 00:04:56,960, Character said: A week old?

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At 00:04:59,480, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:05:01,000, Character said: She's, uh, large for her age.

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At 00:05:04,720, Character said: Marge? She's gigantic.

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At 00:05:07,560, Character said: Who's the dad? Pavarotti.

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At 00:05:10,640, Character said: Um, so why don't you want Martin to see
her?

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At 00:05:14,640, Character said: I think it'd really upset him.

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At 00:05:16,980, Character said: Well, he's already really upset.

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At 00:05:19,680, Character said: You've g***t to be straight with him,
Claire.

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At 00:05:21,760, Character said: I mean, if he knew he had someone else's
baby, he'd realise you're never going

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At 00:05:25,060, Character said: back to him.

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At 00:05:26,860, Character said: Martin!

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At 00:05:30,500, Character said: You've g***t to tell him.

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At 00:05:33,160, Character said: Oh, Mart, I, um... I forgot to mention
I've had a baby.

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At 00:05:38,280, Character said: Her name's Rosie.

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At 00:05:40,080, Character said: Oh, that's a cute hat. No, no, don't
touch her hat.

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At 00:05:43,800, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:06:01,230, Character said: Look,

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At 00:06:05,230, Character said: I really do have to feed her.

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At 00:06:07,630, Character said: I'll send you some money soon.

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At 00:06:10,110, Character said: Martin, Rose is your baby.

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At 00:06:12,810, Character said: I know.

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At 00:06:16,190, Character said: You're a father.

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At 00:06:18,230, Character said: I know.

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At 00:06:28,720, Character said: Have a tea, anyone?

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At 00:06:33,260, Character said: You're taking fatherhood very calmly,
Mart.

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At 00:06:36,940, Character said: Leave him alone.

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At 00:06:39,000, Character said: He's a man.

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At 00:06:40,660, Character said: He doesn't get excited.

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At 00:06:43,180, Character said: What you've g***t to understand, man, is
fathering children is no great shape for

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At 00:06:47,520, Character said: us men.

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At 00:06:48,560, Character said: We men came into the world solely to
plant our seeds in women's bellies. We

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At 00:06:54,260, Character said: a woman, we plant our seed. We see
another woman... We plant another seed.

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At 00:06:58,710, Character said: There's nothing special about it.

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At 00:07:00,350, Character said: We men were born to be big, throbbing
seed drills. Women were born to be

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At 00:07:07,190, Character said: the patch of earth we sow our seeds in.

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At 00:07:10,370, Character said: That's interesting, that.

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At 00:07:12,010, Character said: Of course, the feminist response to that
would be, stop talking bollocks, you

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At 00:07:16,210, Character said: pathetic little arsehole.

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At 00:07:18,270, Character said: All I'm saying is it would take
something a bit more extraordinary than

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At 00:07:23,050, Character said: baby to get old Mark Henson worked up.
Isn't that right, Mark?

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At 00:07:26,890, Character said: Can somebody clear me a space on the
table, please?

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At 00:07:29,090, Character said: Oh, no, you can't move this.

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At 00:07:30,930, Character said: My dad made this the weekend before he
died.

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At 00:07:33,610, Character said: I mean, not that I give a toss about it,
obviously, but purely out of habit,

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At 00:07:38,630, Character said: I'll give it a bit of a clean once a
year. I mean, if it was up to me, I'd

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At 00:07:42,430, Character said: the thing for a laugh, but I can't
because... Well, I'm in the habit

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At 00:07:49,270, Character said: now, and you'll have to find somewhere
else to put the tray, Mark. Are you

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At 00:07:52,930, Character said: listening?

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At 00:07:55,870, Character said: I think it's quite sunk in that he's a
father yet.

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At 00:08:01,830, Character said: Who have you?

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At 00:08:03,450, Character said: I'm a father!

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At 00:08:05,890, Character said: Oh, Max!

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At 00:08:09,510, Character said: I always knew you cared about that old
s***t.

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At 00:08:12,650, Character said: I didn't!

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