Game On s03e05 Laura Subtitles

00:00:01,580 --> 00:00:07,But Sunday morning is only for the
blessed.

00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:14,And the sacred moments of silliness are
where I find

00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,my heaven.

00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:18,Where I find my heaven.

00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:08,4 .23.

00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:13,Dennis takes library books back.

00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:18,Hello?

00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:42,Listen mate, I think I'd know if I was
living with someone called Jeremy.

00:01:49,050 --> 00:01:50,Yeah?

00:01:50,330 --> 00:01:51,Yeah?

00:01:53,650 --> 00:01:54,Tosser.

00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,Daddy.

00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,Daddy.

00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:13,Daddy.

00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:23,You've been great about all this,
Martin.

00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:26,I know you've always wanted to travel.

00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:29,I think you're really brave going off to
Australia on your own.

00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,Well, it's not exactly on my own. No,
right.

00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,You'll have Rosie with you.

00:02:34,580 --> 00:02:38,Well, I... Oh, I'd like you to take a
picture of me with you so Rosie doesn't

00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:39,forget me.

00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:49,I don't know what you're packing.

00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,God, Claire, who packed this? You don't
put shoes on top of underwear.

00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:55,Oh, look.

00:02:58,270 --> 00:03:04,Those are too small for her now. I don't
know how they g***t packed. Oh, can I

00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:05,have them?

00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,If you like.

00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:08,Leave that, Marta. I'll sort it out
later.

00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,Isn't it funny the way Rosie's shoes
make your shoes look so massive?

00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:16,It's a sort of optical illusion, isn't
it? I mean, in reality, they're just

00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:21,normal girl -sized fives, but next to
Rosie's shoes, they look just like...

00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,These are men's shoes, aren't they?

00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:27,Yeah.

00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:28,They're Shane's.

00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,You remember Shane?

00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:32,Yes.

00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,What are his boots doing at... He's
going with you.

00:03:38,730 --> 00:03:39,I didn't realise.

00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:44,That's him now.

00:03:45,390 --> 00:03:46,Hi there, Martin. How are you going?

00:03:47,570 --> 00:03:48,All right, then?

00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:50,Hello, Martin.

00:03:52,970 --> 00:03:59,I won't let them do this to me.

00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,I'm a human being. I have feelings.

00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:05,She can't just give my daughter to
another man.

00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:07,I'm going to see my lawyer about it.

00:04:07,690 --> 00:04:09,I won't be treated like a dormer any
more.

00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:10,Too right, mate.

00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:12,You done my ironing yet?

00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:17,Hiya.

00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:19,I thought you were. No.

00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:24,I expect you're feeling a bit lonely and
frustrated with your fiancé, are you,

00:04:24,970 --> 00:04:25,man? No.

00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:29,Very trusting of him to go off on
business and leave you alone at home,

00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,surrounded by temptation.

00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:36,I think I can just about resist.

00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:41,I've seen the way you behave when a new
bloke comes your way.

00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:45,It's like you've never seen a member of
the opposite s***x before. It's pathetic.

00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:48,You've g***t no self -control.

00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:52,This is Laura from upstairs.

00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:54,Hi.

00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:02,My husband and I have moved into the
flat above. I just wanted to warn you

00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:03,I've g***t builders coming round tomorrow.

00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,That's very thoughtful of you, Laura.

00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,My name's Matthew, by the way.

00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:15,Here's my card. All my details are on
there.

00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:19,Name, address, phone number, fax number,
mobile number.

00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:23,Email address.

00:05:24,180 --> 00:05:25,Pager.

00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,What do you do?

00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:31,Um... I'm a freelance.

00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:33,A freelance?

00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:34,What?

00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,Play the guitar.

00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:55,Right.

00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,Right, I'll be off then.

00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:09,Don't worry, I'll see myself out. I
really hope the builders don't... stab

00:06:09,850 --> 00:06:10,too much.

00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:17,Well, is that impressed her?

00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:25,Okay, let me check the facts with you.
She dumped you. She didn't tell you she

00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:26,was pregnant with your baby.

00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:31,She had Rosie in secret. In fact, when
you saw her with the baby one day, she

00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:33,pretended Rosie was someone else's.

00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:38,In the end, she was forced to admit the
truth and she allowed you limited access

00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:39,to Rosie.

00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:43,Mainly when she wanted to go and have
sexual intercourse with other men.

00:06:44,430 --> 00:06:48,And now she and her boyfriend have
decided to take Rosie off to Australia,

00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:49,that correct?

00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:50,Yes.

00:06:51,570 --> 00:06:53,But apart from that, she's been a really
wonderful girlfriend.

00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:58,Let me stop you there for a moment.

00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:04,If I can just explain that, so far, this
consultation has cost you £213,

00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:06,of which...

00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:14,132 have been spent on you telling me
about Claire's, um, sweet, chunky

00:07:14,570 --> 00:07:21,calves, her lovely, clean smell, and the
little high cries

00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:23,she used to emit when she reached
climax.

00:07:25,370 --> 00:07:28,Sorry. That's quite all right.

00:07:28,770 --> 00:07:30,Do you think you can help me?

00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:32,Yes, I do indeed.

00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:37,As you know, when I fought my own
custody battle, I g***t unlimited access.

00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:41,Little Bruce, Verity, Georgina.

00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:49,Georgina's very gifted at drawing.

00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:57,A terrific sense of humour.

00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,Actually, I'm not sure if I want to go
ahead with it.

00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,Oh, sure, you can walk out of here,
forget the whole thing.

00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:05,I haven't g***t the stomach for it, I
understand.

00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:10,But if you do walk out, the likelihood
is that you'll never see Rosie's baby

00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:17,blue angel's eyes and adorable little
buttony nose ever again. But if

00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:21,that's your decision... No, no, that's
not my decision. I want my daughter to

00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:22,stay in England.

00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:23,Excellent.

00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:30,Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:27,Isn't it being a bit of a sod?

00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:37,Dirty, just hanging out in the flat.

00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,I hear you ask.

00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:45,Well, I'll tell you. You wait till you
hear this.

00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:49,I was shagging Laura from upstairs.

00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,Laura! Shh, Max.

00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:59,He's g***t to tell her about the brain
tumour. He's g***t this. No, I don't think

00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:02,so. Let them snatch a few brief weeks of
happiness while they can.

00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,I've been shagging Laura from upstairs.

00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:11,We knocked over a couple of pot plants
while we were rolling around the room in

00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:15,an animalistic frenzy. There was mud
everywhere.

00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:19,She cleaned it up before she went home,
though. She's a good kid.

00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,What are you talking about? You haven't
been shagging Laura.

00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:23,I have.

00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:28,She had a row with her husband and I
comforted her.

00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:31,She needed a lot of comforting.

00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:41,Come on, surely you don't expect us to
believe that.

00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:45,Oh, God, you're really losing your
touch, Matthew.

00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:47,It was more convincing that time you
said our postman was Elvis.

00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:50,Oh, it's sweet, really.

00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:52,Laura from up there.

00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,If she finds you're mad, it'll squirt
like you.

00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,You don't believe me, then?

00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:00,Come into my bedroom and look at my
sheets.

00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,You'll find all the proof you need
there.

00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:09,Sorry, mate, you've cried wolf too many
times.

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