Game On Palms Pigs S03E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,550, Character said: But Sunday morning is only for the
black.

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At 00:00:07,730, Character said: And the sacred moments of silliness are
where I find

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At 00:00:14,430, Character said: my heaven.

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At 00:00:15,970, Character said: Where I find my heaven.

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At 00:00:19,530, Character said: Where I find my heaven.

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At 00:00:38,320, Character said: Just around a minute.

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At 00:00:41,000, Character said: Mmm. You've g***t a beautiful palm here,
Maureen.

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At 00:00:44,560, Character said: Line of the heart, deep and clear.

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At 00:00:46,500, Character said: Sign of sensuality, that is.

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At 00:00:48,580, Character said: And here, your Mount of Venus is all
plump and fleshy and swollen.

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At 00:00:52,480, Character said: You're capable of great passion,
Maureen. And bloody hell, you've only

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At 00:00:57,620, Character said: star on your Mount of Venus. That's
rare. I've never seen one before.

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At 00:01:01,080, Character said: Oh, that means you love shagging and
you're really good at it. ** I?

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At 00:01:06,570, Character said: Of course not, you cretin.

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At 00:01:08,110, Character said: It's in my technique.

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At 00:01:09,570, Character said: Oh. Well, I didn't realise you believed
that stuff.

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At 00:01:12,050, Character said: I don't.

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At 00:01:12,950, Character said: Astrology is bollocks.

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At 00:01:14,630, Character said: Fortune telling is tossed, and
palmistry's for skunk pussies, right?

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At 00:01:19,210, Character said: We know that we men, but girls, girls
and shirtlifters, they really believe

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At 00:01:24,170, Character said: So I reckon if I read girls' palms,
they'll let me shag them. You get it?

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At 00:01:28,670, Character said: No, not really.

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At 00:01:30,630, Character said: Loser. So what does my palm really say,
then?

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At 00:01:36,400, Character said: Look at the way you get to hold the
girl's hand.

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At 00:01:39,100, Character said: Have I really g***t a star on my... what
is it? Mount Athena.

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At 00:01:42,380, Character said: No, mate.

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At 00:01:43,920, Character said: You haven't even g***t a Mount Athena.

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At 00:01:47,140, Character said: Hi, Matt.

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At 00:01:49,560, Character said: Hey, Matt, try your palm thing out on
Mandy. He's g***t this new thing he does.

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At 00:01:52,780, Character said: reads girls' palms and then he shags
them.

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At 00:01:56,860, Character said: Actually, if it doesn't work on Mandy,
you're a bit stuck, aren't you? No.

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At 00:02:00,220, Character said: Well, you are, because where do we get
girls from?

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At 00:02:02,380, Character said: Well, it's not a problem.

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At 00:02:04,620, Character said: I suppose you could put an ad in the
South London Press.

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At 00:02:07,600, Character said: Mythic maths specialist in palm readings
and shags.

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At 00:02:11,600, Character said: Or you could just try going outside and
meeting girls.

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At 00:02:14,520, Character said: You know, last year, for a few days
after you met that ginger student, you

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At 00:02:18,860, Character said: almost normal.

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At 00:02:20,200, Character said: I don't know why you chucked her.

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At 00:02:24,580, Character said: Do you want to come out for a drink?
Out. What?

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At 00:02:28,920, Character said: Out. Out. Out. Out.

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At 00:02:33,800, Character said: She was insane.

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At 00:02:46,620, Character said: Stay while I have my tea. Oh, I can't,
Matt. I've g***t to go to work. God, you

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At 00:02:49,940, Character said: think of nothing but yourself, self,
self, don't you? Your own happiness,

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At 00:02:52,960, Character said: own comfort, your own pleasure.

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At 00:02:55,840, Character said: I used to think about Claire's pleasure.

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At 00:02:59,480, Character said: Her pleasure was my pleasure, actually.

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At 00:03:01,930, Character said: Used to make these little happy squeaks
when I... I remember.

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At 00:03:07,070, Character said: Mandy remembers.

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At 00:03:09,310, Character said: Dennis and Ursula next door remember.

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At 00:03:12,270, Character said: Yeah, but it's finished now. She's out
of my life forever and I'm completely

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At 00:03:15,850, Character said: over her.

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At 00:03:17,230, Character said: Couldn't be more over Claire if she was
a hurdle and I was Sally Gunnell.

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At 00:03:23,290, Character said: Forget about Claire, Mark.

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At 00:03:25,830, Character said: You were too good for her anyway.

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At 00:03:28,380, Character said: Good riddance to the bitch, eh, mate?

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At 00:03:30,660, Character said: Yeah, right.

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At 00:03:33,420, Character said: Good riddance.

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At 00:03:35,100, Character said: Yeah, I suppose she was a bit... not all
that nice sometimes.

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At 00:03:39,480, Character said: Yeah. She was just a warty old tart,
really, eh, mate?

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At 00:03:43,820, Character said: About as s***y as snot, right?

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At 00:03:46,500, Character said: I don't know what you saw in the putrid
s***t, to be honest with you.

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At 00:03:50,600, Character said: Yeah, you're better off without the
bandy -legged, pot -bellied, sewage

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At 00:03:54,960, Character said: -breathed old dog.

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At 00:04:00,579, Character said: £3 .50 for the Clare box.

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At 00:04:03,700, Character said: £50? What is 50p?

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At 00:04:05,680, Character said: You know the rules, mate.

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At 00:04:07,660, Character said: 50p, I mention. You've been going on and
on and on about it ever since you came

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At 00:04:11,080, Character said: in here.

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At 00:04:18,079, Character said: I've done the minutes of the gravel
committee and I've finished all the

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At 00:04:21,220, Character said: you gave me. Is there anything else?

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At 00:04:23,160, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:24,860, Character said: Not just now.

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At 00:04:29,960, Character said: Actually, I haven't really g***t anything
to do myself.

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At 00:04:34,400, Character said: I feel an absolute twit having a
secretary.

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At 00:04:38,780, Character said: Don't really need one, you see.

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At 00:04:40,920, Character said: But Father thinks I ought to, so there
it is.

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At 00:04:46,400, Character said: Right, well, if you think of anything,
I'll be waiting.

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At 00:04:50,060, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:04:52,540, Character said: Oh, there is one personal letter you
could type for me, if you wouldn't mind.

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At 00:05:00,170, Character said: I'd write it by hand, but my
handwriting's totally illegible.

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At 00:05:04,910, Character said: Seven years at Eton and I can barely
write.

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At 00:05:08,490, Character said: D***n shame, really.

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At 00:05:10,750, Character said: Probably too busy flogging each other
and having masturbation competitions.

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At 00:05:17,130, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:05:18,470, Character said: Sorry, that was a terrible thing to say.

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At 00:05:21,230, Character said: No, not at all.

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At 00:05:23,990, Character said: It's just I've never heard a girl say
masturbation.

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At 00:05:27,110, Character said: Well, I know far ruder words than that.

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At 00:05:33,390, Character said: Take a letter.

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At 00:05:34,790, Character said: Right, yes.

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At 00:05:36,570, Character said: It's to Mr Bostic.

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At 00:05:41,190, Character said: Dear Mr Bostic, I'm writing to apologise
for Kevin's behaviour last weekend.

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At 00:05:47,830, Character said: It was his birthday on Saturday and I'm
afraid he drank a lot of Guinness.

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At 00:05:52,450, Character said: Anyway, I enclosed a cheque for £1 ,000
to cover damage to your helicopter.

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At 00:05:58,490, Character said: Kevin is usually a very well -behaved
pig.

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At 00:06:01,100, Character said: And I will try to ensure that she
doesn't escape again.

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At 00:06:03,900, Character said: Yours sincerely.

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At 00:06:05,920, Character said: Kevin's a pig?

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At 00:06:07,680, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:09,980, Character said: I keep a couple at our place in
Berkshire.

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At 00:06:13,700, Character said: Wanted to be a pig farmer when I left
the Marines, but father wouldn't hear of

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At 00:06:17,980, Character said: it, that it was undignified.

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At 00:06:20,280, Character said: Horses would have been all right, but
pigs?

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At 00:06:24,540, Character said: D***n shame, really, because I'm far
better with pigs than I ** with people.

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At 00:06:28,740, Character said: Oh, you don't seem too bad to me.

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At 00:06:31,280, Character said: You haven't tried to have s***x with me on
your desk once.

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At 00:06:35,920, Character said: It's just that's what a lot of my bosses
are like.

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At 00:06:38,360, Character said: I had no idea secretarial work was so
varied.

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At 00:06:42,740, Character said: It's a living hell.

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At 00:06:44,400, Character said: You see, what I really wanted to do was
be a novelist.

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At 00:06:47,700, Character said: In fact, I'm writing a novel in my spare
time.

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At 00:06:50,360, Character said: It's about this girl who's a secretary,
and all of these men keep falling madly

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At 00:06:54,140, Character said: in love with her, which ultimately leads
to their destruction.

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At 00:06:56,880, Character said: In a way, it's a kind of modern take on
the Helen of Troy myth.

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At 00:07:00,250, Character said: Written in a stream of consciousness
style, though, with a sort of Tolstoyan

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At 00:07:04,090, Character said: feel.

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At 00:07:59,020, Character said: My name, Matthew Malone, and that's my
phone number printed underneath.

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At 00:08:04,480, Character said: It's in Gothic typeface, which is quite
hard to read, so I've written everything

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At 00:08:08,700, Character said: on the back clear.

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At 00:08:11,760, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:08:13,040, Character said: So is this where Amanda Wilkins lives?
Yeah, but she's not in right now.

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At 00:08:16,800, Character said: You can come and wait if you like.

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At 00:08:26,410, Character said: I bet you think I'm just saying that
because I fancy you, don't you? Well,

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At 00:08:30,370, Character said: not. I mean, I do fancy you, but I'm not
just saying that.

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At 00:08:35,270, Character said: I can tell by your hand that you're a
deeply s***y person.

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At 00:08:40,049, Character said: Oh, thank you.

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At 00:08:42,390, Character said: You're so handsome.

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At 00:08:44,930, Character said: I don't normally shag bears, but I don't
know....