Freaky.Friday.2003.720p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.**] Subtitles

00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,Imagine me and you
I do

00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:34,I think about you day and night
It's only right

00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:38,To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight

00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:42,So happy together

00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,If I should call you up
Invest a dime

00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:50,And you say you belong to me
And ease my mind

00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,Imagine how the world could be
So very fine

00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:58,So happy together...

00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,- Honey, wake up.
- No.

00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,Anna, greet the day.

00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,For all my life

00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,Me and you
And you and me

00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,No matter how they toss the dice
It has to be

00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,The only one for me is you
And you for me

00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:20,Anna, honey, you've gotta wake up.

00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:25,I can't see me loving nobody but you
For all my life

00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,When you're with me, baby

00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,That's it.

00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,I have had it!

00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:47,- Anna, hurry up!
- What? I'm ready.

00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,- Settle on a station, please.
- OK.

00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,I'm gonna get a little stud
right here, OK?

00:01:57,326 --> 00:02:00,I don't want my maid of honor
looking like a harlot.

00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,Come on, Mom.
Everyone's g***t one.

00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,Everyone? Harry, everyone has one.

00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,I can't believe you.
You're ruining my life.

00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,You know what?
End of discussion.

00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,Feet down.

00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:15,- OK, if I can drive.
- Fine. Did you bring your permit?

00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,No, I can't find it.

00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,- You can't find it?
- What did you do with it, troll?

00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,Anna, why do you always blame him
for everything?

00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,- He couldn't find anything in your room.
- Why do you always take his side?

00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,- Anna.
- No, why?

00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:30,Let's not do this again, please.

00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:32,And fix your shirt.

00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,- Look, there's Stacey Hinkhouse.
- Joy.

00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,- Hi, Stacey.
- Hi, Mrs. Coleman.

00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:41,- Congratulations on your big day.
- Thanks, say hi to your mom for me.

00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,- OK, bye!
- OK, bye. Hi, girls!

00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,You never see Stacey anymore.

00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,- How is she?
- Evil. She hates me now.

00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,Why? Would you leave
your brother alone?

00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,See! She always starts it.

00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:59,Bye, honey! Make good choices.

00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:06,So get out of my face, don't even try
Ya wanna help me

00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,- She had the same shirt?
- Yeah, but this looks OK, right?

00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,- The style?
- Sure.

00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,- So, it's cool.
- Definitely not.

00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,- Oh, kill me!
- Anna, what?

00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:17,I can't believe it, it's Jake.

00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,He's gonna think I'm stupid.
I can't even put on a shirt.

00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,You've never even met the guy,
so, guess what, he doesn't care.

00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,- He's not even looking.
- He's not?

00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:27,He's not look...
He's totally looking.

00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,- I think he's gonna talk to you.
- Shut up.

00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,- Thanks.
- Sorry.

00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:47,Why would I want a leprechaun
ice sculpture? I'm not even Irish.

00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,Could you hold on a second?

00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,¡Señora, cuidado, cuidado!

00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:03,I ** so sorry. I'm so sorry, sir.

00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,Mr. Bates, I really don't
understand this F.

00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,You completely missed the point
of the book.

00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:29,It's "1984." How could anyone miss it?
It's a blatant attack on totalitarianism.

00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:33,About a rigid society, dominated by
one all-powerful ego-tripping dictator.

00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,My grade is final.

00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,Except he had hair.

00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,Anna!

00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,Hello, Anna.

00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,What do you have today?

00:04:57,214 --> 00:05:00,- Meatloaf.
- Turkey.

00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:15,Evan, I'm so sorry.
I had some car trouble.

00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,OK, I thought you forgot about me.

00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,I could never forget about you, Evan.
I see you every day.

00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,What about tomorrow?

00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,Is this new? ** I gonna
see you tomorrow?

00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,You're gonna see me tomorrow,
but not next week

00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,because, remember,
I'm going on my honeymoon.

00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,Oh, my God.
You're not coming back.

00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,All my therapists quit on me.

00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,I'm not gonna quit on you.
I'll be available on my cell phone.

00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,I checked, there's no service on
the north side of the island.

00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,- It will be fine.
- OK.

00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:49,I've had a better week. You're counting
the minutes, aren't you?

00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,No.

00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,- How many minutes are left?
- 54.

00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,This morning was good,
but then I g***t up.

00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,Last call
Now I'm outta time

00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,And I don't g***t no Valentine

00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,- Yeah!
- All right!

00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,I just need a little therapy

00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:27,At least that's what they say to me

00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,Hey, ho
Let's go

00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:32,I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it

00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,Great.

00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:54,No, absolutely not.
I said no salmon.

00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:57,No, it has to be halibut.

00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,I don't care about the extra cost.

00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,How much is it?

00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:02,Hold on one second.

00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:07,Hello. Hi, Harry.

00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,No, you may not touch the power tools.

00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,Yes, I would consider
the lawn mower to be a power tool.

00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,OK, I'll see you at home.

00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,OK, halibut...

00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:23,Could you hold on one second?
Hello, Dr. Coleman.

00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:28,Yes, Elizabeth,
I'll be at the appointment tomorrow.

00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,OK, good.

00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:33,And Elizabeth,
remember, you are a smart, strong,

00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,beautiful, independent woman

00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,and you don't need a man
to complete you.

00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,Thank you.

00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,Goodbye.

00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,Uh, excuse me.

00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,- Is this yours?
- Thanks.

00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:09,Fender medium. So, what do you play?

00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,I play my dad's old Telecaster.

00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:12,Nice.

00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:16,- Cute shirt.
- Thanks.

00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,You're in a band?

00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,- Sort of.
- What do you mean, sort of?

00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:24,You know, we're still stuck
in our garage phase, so...

00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:27,OK. Well, if you ever
get out of your garage...

00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,- Let me know.
- Yeah, totally.

00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,You can come check me out.
I mean, the band.

00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,I mean I'll be there too,
if you wanna come check...

00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,- I'm Anna.
- Jake.

00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,So, what do you say?

00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:44,- You want a ride?
- Yeah, I'd like that.

00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:47,Here you go,
you can wear my extra helmet.

00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,Oh, I just realized,
I have to meet my friends.

00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,- They're waiting for me.
- Your mom would kill you.

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