Futurama S07E19 - Saturday Morning Fun Pit Subtitles

At 00:00:23,356, Character said: Mr. President. I
found the TV remote.

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At 00:00:26,108, Character said: Good work, Sergeant. I'm
awarding you the Purple Heart.

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At 00:00:29,403, Character said: But I wasn't injured.

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At 00:00:31,447, Character said: Ow! (SCREAMS)

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At 00:00:34,200, Character said: Well, enough governing.
It's Saturday morning, d***n it.

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At 00:00:37,161, Character said: Let's watch some cartoons.

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At 00:00:39,664, Character said: (GRUNTS)

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At 00:00:41,082, Character said: (CARNIVALESQUE MUSIC PLAYING)

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At 00:00:43,125, Character said: ANNOUNCER:
It's time to fall into

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At 00:00:45,044, Character said: the Futurama and Friends
Saturday Morning Fun Pit!

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At 00:00:48,923, Character said: Here comes Bendee-Boo
and the Mystery Crew!

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At 00:00:53,052, Character said: MAN: (SINGING) Bendee-Bendee-Boo,
what's wrong with you?

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At 00:00:55,972, Character said: You're such a lousy mascot

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At 00:00:59,475, Character said: No one understands a single word
you say not even the jerk in the ascot

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At 00:01:09,443, Character said: Rite my riny retal Rass!

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At 00:01:14,657, Character said: (OWL HOOTING)

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At 00:01:20,204, Character said: It sure was nice of your nephew
to invite us to his cloning lab

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At 00:01:23,624, Character said: here in the
Repeating Forest.

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At 00:01:25,334, Character said: Uh-huh. Hey, like,
here's a puzzler.

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At 00:01:28,337, Character said: How old are we on
a scale of 14 to 327

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At 00:01:31,507, Character said: (CANNED LAUGHTER)

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At 00:01:33,718, Character said: Did anyone else
hear that weird laugh?

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At 00:01:35,928, Character said: It's spooky. It doesn't seem to
correspond to anything funny happening.

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At 00:01:40,349, Character said: I'll say.

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At 00:01:41,434, Character said: (CANNED LAUGHTER)

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At 00:01:45,896, Character said: (BRAKES SQUEAL)

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At 00:01:47,607, Character said: Turn around.
Go away. Do it now.

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At 00:01:52,361, Character said: Rikes!

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At 00:01:53,946, Character said: Splinkies! What was that?

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At 00:01:56,157, Character said: I don't know.
It's a mystery.

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At 00:01:58,784, Character said: Like, I've g***t a bigger mystery. How
** I going to fill my hungry stomach?

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At 00:02:02,705, Character said: (CANNED LAUGHTER)

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At 00:02:04,540, Character said: Yeah. Where can we find
food here in the woods?

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At 00:02:08,169, Character said: How about that
kabuki theater?

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At 00:02:10,421, Character said: Like, where there's a kabuki
theater, there's a concession stand.

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At 00:02:15,384, Character said: (CANNED LAUGHTER)

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At 00:02:18,846, Character said: Say, Fry, why do you
always have the munchies?

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At 00:02:21,557, Character said: And also your eyes are
bloodshot, you're paranoid,

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At 00:02:23,809, Character said: and the van
has a skunky odor.

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At 00:02:25,645, Character said: Search me. No, don't.
I'm carrying. (LAUGHS)

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At 00:02:28,939, Character said: (CANNED LAUGHTER)

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At 00:02:31,150, Character said: (GROWLING)

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At 00:02:33,319, Character said: (ALL SCREAM)

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At 00:02:35,613, Character said: (LAUGHING) I do enjoy
a well-buttered floor.

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At 00:02:42,453, Character said: ALL: George Takei?
Reorge Rakei?

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At 00:02:45,414, Character said: Sorry to haunt
you so effectively.

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At 00:02:47,500, Character said: I thought you kids were that dragon
ghost that's been spooking the town.

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At 00:02:51,587, Character said: Like, what's the
story with the yakitori?

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At 00:02:54,256, Character said: Help yourselves. But I warn
you, that chicken is over a year old.

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At 00:02:59,512, Character said: (CANNED LAUGHTER)

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At 00:03:03,599, Character said: Why is the food in your
concession stand so old, Mr. Takei?

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At 00:03:07,436, Character said: You see, Amy, this used to be
the most popular kabuki theater

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At 00:03:11,107, Character said: in the entire
outskirts of town.

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At 00:03:13,526, Character said: But people stopped coming after
they built that darned basketball arena.

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At 00:03:19,198, Character said: Now everybody likes
basketball instead of kabuki.

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At 00:03:22,702, Character said: It's an insult to
my Japanese heritage.

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At 00:03:25,663, Character said: How so? This is
America, not Japan.

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At 00:03:28,624, Character said: Maybe so.
I'm not sure.

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At 00:03:30,835, Character said: Now, how many tickets
would you like for the show?

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At 00:03:33,421, Character said: Like, none. But thanks
for the yucky-Tori.

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At 00:03:36,382, Character said: (LAUGHS)

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At 00:03:39,009, Character said: Another grave
insult to my ancestry.

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At 00:03:42,388, Character said: (CANNED LAUGHTER)

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At 00:03:49,854, Character said: (DOORBELL RINGS)

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At 00:03:52,481, Character said: Is this the professor's
cloning lab? Nu?

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At 00:03:55,568, Character said: Cloning is a sin
against nature!

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At 00:03:58,154, Character said: But yes. Follow me to the
professor's cloning room.

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At 00:04:01,574, Character said: (MACHINERY BEEPING)

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At 00:04:04,410, Character said: You see, I'm his butler.

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At 00:04:06,162, Character said: Oh! My uncle Fry and
his mystery-solving friends.

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At 00:04:10,166, Character said: Perhaps you can
make sense of the...

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At 00:04:12,168, Character said: What is it that's been
haunting us, ZOIDBERG?

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At 00:04:15,087, Character said: Ghost.
(SCREAMS)

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At 00:04:17,089, Character said: Now then, let me
show you my lab.

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At 00:04:20,551, Character said: This is my
cloning machine.

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At 00:04:22,970, Character said: This is where I keep
various lengths of wire.

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At 00:04:26,015, Character said: And those are
the Harlem Globetrotters.

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At 00:04:28,976, Character said: ALL: The Globetrotters?

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At 00:04:31,061, Character said: What you doing' wearing'
an ascot, brother?

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At 00:04:33,522, Character said: I think it looks nice.

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At 00:04:36,692, Character said: (CANNED LAUGHTER)

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At 00:04:42,865, Character said: (SPLUTTERING)

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At 00:04:45,242, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:04:47,286, Character said: What are you Globetrotters
doing here?

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At 00:04:49,622, Character said: We're in town
for the big game.

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At 00:04:51,373, Character said: And we stopped by to help our friend,
the professor, with his cloning machine.

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At 00:04:55,836, Character said: Just call me the clone
prince of basketball.

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At 00:04:58,672, Character said: (CANNED LAUGHTER)

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At 00:05:00,925, Character said: (WHIRRING)

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At 00:05:03,135, Character said: (BELL DINGS)

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At 00:05:05,054, Character said: Like, it's basketball
superstar Larry Bird!

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At 00:05:08,557, Character said: Larry Bird, what
are you doing here?

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At 00:05:10,893, Character said: (TAPE RECORDER CLICKS)
Hi. This is Larry Bird calling.

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At 00:05:13,479, Character said: Listen, my agent sent me
that cartoon script,

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At 00:05:16,273, Character said: and I have decided I don't
want to be involved in any way.

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At 00:05:19,652, Character said: (TAPE BEEPS)
(RECORDER CLICKS)

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At 00:05:20,903, Character said: Nice to meet you,
Larry Bird.

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At 00:05:23,072, Character said: Okay, let's clone us
a whole team of Larry Birds.

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At 00:05:33,791, Character said: Now we can practice
for the big game.

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At 00:05:36,043, Character said: We figure, if we can beat five
Larry Birds, we can beat anybody.

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At 00:05:40,005, Character said: Cloning is wrong.
It's wrong, I say!

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At 00:05:42,299, Character said: Oh, I just hope that
mysterious dragon ghost

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At 00:05:45,177, Character said: doesn't show up
at the lab again.

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At 00:05:47,429, Character said: But why would a ghost want to
stop the Globetrotters from practicing?

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At 00:05:51,141, Character said: And against a team
of clones, no less.

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At 00:05:56,438, Character said: (DOOR SLIDES SHUT)

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At 00:05:57,940, Character said: Well, gang, it looks like we've g***t
more of the same mystery on our hands.

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At 00:06:07,408, Character said: (THUNDERCLAP)

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At 00:06:10,411, Character said: (ALL SNORING)

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At 00:06:16,542, Character said: Like, the real mystery is how I'm
gonna get any sleep with all this noise.

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At 00:06:20,629, Character said: I need some air.

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At 00:06:22,423, Character said: (SCREAMS)

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At 00:06:23,591, Character said: It's me, the dragon ghost.
We met before.

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At 00:06:27,511, Character said: Like, yikes!

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At 00:06:29,597, Character said: (CRASHING)

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At 00:06:30,723, Character said: (CANNED LAUGHTER)

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At 00:06:32,850, Character said: It's time to spring
into action, gang.

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At 00:06:36,353, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:38,147, Character said: Rabbit goes around
the tree. There.

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At 00:06:42,484, Character said: All right, it's time to get to the
bottom of what, at this point,

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At 00:06:45,613, Character said: can only be called
a mystery.

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At 00:06:48,073, Character said: Let's split up.

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At 00:06:49,199, Character said: Eight of us will stay here with
this dragon-trap the professor built.

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At 00:06:52,828, Character said: HERMES: Meanwhile, Fry,
Bendee, you go look for the dragon.

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At 00:06:55,998, Character said: Like, you guys are terrible friends
for always sending us to our deaths.

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At 00:06:59,793, Character said: I'm not going.
Re reither!

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At 00:07:02,129, Character said: Would you do it
for a Bendee Brew?

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At 00:07:04,173, Character said: Rokay. Ri'm a ralcoholic.

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At 00:07:10,471, Character said: MAN: (SINGING)
Yummy, yummy, yummy

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At 00:07:11,847, Character said: I've g***t love in my tummy

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At 00:07:13,849, Character said: And I feel like a-loving' you

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At 00:07:17,728, Character said: Love, you're such a sweet
thing Good enough to eat thing

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At 00:07:20,856, Character said: And that's just
a-what...