Futurama S07E19 - Saturday Morning Fun Pit Subtitles

00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,Mr. President. I
found the TV remote.

00:00:26,108 --> 00:00:29,Good work, Sergeant. I'm
awarding you the Purple Heart.

00:00:29,403 --> 00:00:30,But I wasn't injured.

00:00:31,447 --> 00:00:33,Ow! (SCREAMS)

00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,Well, enough governing.
It's Saturday morning, d***n it.

00:00:37,161 --> 00:00:39,Let's watch some cartoons.

00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:40,(GRUNTS)

00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,(CARNIVALESQUE MUSIC PLAYING)

00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:44,ANNOUNCER:
It's time to fall into

00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:48,the Futurama and Friends
Saturday Morning Fun Pit!

00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:51,Here comes Bendee-Boo
and the Mystery Crew!

00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:55,MAN: (SINGING) Bendee-Bendee-Boo,
what's wrong with you?

00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:58,You're such a lousy mascot

00:00:59,475 --> 00:01:05,No one understands a single word
you say not even the jerk in the ascot

00:01:09,443 --> 00:01:11,Rite my riny retal Rass!

00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,(OWL HOOTING)

00:01:20,204 --> 00:01:23,It sure was nice of your nephew
to invite us to his cloning lab

00:01:23,624 --> 00:01:25,here in the
Repeating Forest.

00:01:25,334 --> 00:01:28,Uh-huh. Hey, like,
here's a puzzler.

00:01:28,337 --> 00:01:31,How old are we on
a scale of 14 to
00:01:31,507 --> 00:01:33,(CANNED LAUGHTER)

00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,Did anyone else
hear that weird laugh?

00:01:35,928 --> 00:01:40,It's spooky. It doesn't seem to
correspond to anything funny happening.

00:01:40,349 --> 00:01:41,I'll say.

00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,(CANNED LAUGHTER)

00:01:45,896 --> 00:01:47,(BRAKES SQUEAL)

00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:51,Turn around.
Go away. Do it now.

00:01:52,361 --> 00:01:53,Rikes!

00:01:53,946 --> 00:01:55,Splinkies! What was that?

00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:58,I don't know.
It's a mystery.

00:01:58,784 --> 00:02:02,Like, I've g***t a bigger mystery. How
** I going to fill my hungry stomach?

00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,(CANNED LAUGHTER)

00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:08,Yeah. Where can we find
food here in the woods?

00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,How about that
kabuki theater?

00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:14,Like, where there's a kabuki
theater, there's a concession stand.

00:02:15,384 --> 00:02:17,(CANNED LAUGHTER)

00:02:18,846 --> 00:02:21,Say, Fry, why do you
always have the munchies?

00:02:21,557 --> 00:02:23,And also your eyes are
bloodshot, you're paranoid,

00:02:23,809 --> 00:02:25,and the van
has a skunky odor.

00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:28,Search me. No, don't.
I'm carrying. (LAUGHS)

00:02:28,939 --> 00:02:30,(CANNED LAUGHTER)

00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,(GROWLING)

00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,(ALL SCREAM)

00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:41,(LAUGHING) I do enjoy
a well-buttered floor.

00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:45,ALL: George Takei?
Reorge Rakei?

00:02:45,414 --> 00:02:47,Sorry to haunt
you so effectively.

00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:51,I thought you kids were that dragon
ghost that's been spooking the town.

00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:54,Like, what's the
story with the yakitori?

00:02:54,256 --> 00:02:59,Help yourselves. But I warn
you, that chicken is over a year old.

00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:02,(CANNED LAUGHTER)

00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:07,Why is the food in your
concession stand so old, Mr. Takei?

00:03:07,436 --> 00:03:11,You see, Amy, this used to be
the most popular kabuki theater

00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:13,in the entire
outskirts of town.

00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:17,But people stopped coming after
they built that darned basketball arena.

00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:22,Now everybody likes
basketball instead of kabuki.

00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,It's an insult to
my Japanese heritage.

00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:28,How so? This is
America, not Japan.

00:03:28,624 --> 00:03:30,Maybe so.
I'm not sure.

00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,Now, how many tickets
would you like for the show?

00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:36,Like, none. But thanks
for the yucky-Tori.

00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,(LAUGHS)

00:03:39,009 --> 00:03:42,Another grave
insult to my ancestry.

00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,(CANNED LAUGHTER)

00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:51,(DOORBELL RINGS)

00:03:52,481 --> 00:03:55,Is this the professor's
cloning lab? Nu?

00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,Cloning is a sin
against nature!

00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:01,But yes. Follow me to the
professor's cloning room.

00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,(MACHINERY BEEPING)

00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,You see, I'm his butler.

00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:09,Oh! My uncle Fry and
his mystery-solving friends.

00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:12,Perhaps you can
make sense of the...

00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,What is it that's been
haunting us, ZOIDBERG?

00:04:15,087 --> 00:04:16,Ghost.
(SCREAMS)

00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:19,Now then, let me
show you my lab.

00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:22,This is my
cloning machine.

00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:25,This is where I keep
various lengths of wire.

00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:28,And those are
the Harlem Globetrotters.

00:04:28,976 --> 00:04:30,ALL: The Globetrotters?

00:04:31,061 --> 00:04:33,What you doing' wearing'
an ascot, brother?

00:04:33,522 --> 00:04:34,I think it looks nice.

00:04:36,692 --> 00:04:38,(CANNED LAUGHTER)

00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:45,(SPLUTTERING)

00:04:45,242 --> 00:04:46,Ah!

00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,What are you Globetrotters
doing here?

00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,We're in town
for the big game.

00:04:51,373 --> 00:04:55,And we stopped by to help our friend,
the professor, with his cloning machine.

00:04:55,836 --> 00:04:58,Just call me the clone
prince of basketball.

00:04:58,672 --> 00:04:59,(CANNED LAUGHTER)

00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:03,(WHIRRING)

00:05:03,135 --> 00:05:04,(BELL DINGS)

00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:08,Like, it's basketball
superstar Larry Bird!

00:05:08,557 --> 00:05:10,Larry Bird, what
are you doing here?

00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,(TAPE RECORDER CLICKS)
Hi. This is Larry Bird calling.

00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:16,Listen, my agent sent me
that cartoon script,

00:05:16,273 --> 00:05:19,and I have decided I don't
want to be involved in any way.

00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:20,(TAPE BEEPS)
(RECORDER CLICKS)

00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:22,Nice to meet you,
Larry Bird.

00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:27,Okay, let's clone us
a whole team of Larry Birds.

00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:35,Now we can practice
for the big game.

00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:39,We figure, if we can beat five
Larry Birds, we can beat anybody.

00:05:40,005 --> 00:05:42,Cloning is wrong.
It's wrong, I say!

00:05:42,299 --> 00:05:45,Oh, I just hope that
mysterious dragon ghost

00:05:45,177 --> 00:05:47,doesn't show up
at the lab again.

00:05:47,429 --> 00:05:51,But why would a ghost want to
stop the Globetrotters from practicing?

00:05:51,141 --> 00:05:53,And against a team
of clones, no less.

00:05:56,438 --> 00:05:57,(DOOR SLIDES SHUT)

00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:02,Well, gang, it looks like we've g***t
more of the same mystery on our hands.

00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:09,(THUNDERCLAP)

00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:11,(ALL SNORING)

00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:20,Like, the real mystery is how I'm
gonna get any sleep with all this noise.

00:06:20,629 --> 00:06:22,I need some air.

00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:23,(SCREAMS)

00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:27,It's me, the dragon ghost.
We met before.

00:06:27,511 --> 00:06:29,Like, yikes!

00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,(CRASHING)

00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,(CANNED LAUGHTER)

00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:35,It's time to spring
into action, gang.

00:06:36,353 --> 00:06:37,Okay.

00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:41,Rabbit goes around
the tree. There.

00:06:42,484 --> 00:06:45,All right, it's time to get to the
bottom of what, at this point,

00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,can only be called
a mystery.

00:06:48,073 --> 00:06:49,Let's split up.

00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:52,Eight of us will stay here with
this dragon-trap the professor built.

00:06:52,828 --> 00:06:55,HERMES: Meanwhile, Fry,
Bendee, you go look for the dragon.

00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:59,Like, you guys are terrible friends
for always sending us to our deaths.

00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:01,I'm not going.
Re reither!

00:07:02,129 --> 00:07:04,Would you do it
for a Bendee Brew?

00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:06,Rokay. Ri'm a ralcoholic.

00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:11,MAN: (SINGING)
Yummy, yummy, yummy

00:07:11,847 --> 00:07:13,I've g***t love in my tummy

00:07:13,849 --> 00:07:16,And I feel like a-loving' you

00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:20,Love, you're such a sweet
thing Good enough to eat thing

00:07:20,856 --> 00:07:23,And that's just
a-what...