The Jeffersons s10e07 The Return of Bentley.eng Subtitles

00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:05,Well, we're moving on up, moving on up
to the...

00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:18,the feeling she's going to toss me a
bone.

00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:22,I'm just trying to make sure
everything's fine for Mr. Benton. It's

00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:23,that's all.

00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:27,Besides, y 'all know what a
perfectionist I **. Well, I'm not moving

00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,another inch.

00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:30,Well, in that case, it's perfect.

00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,Well, Florence,

00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:40,shouldn't you be doing something, too?

00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,Why don't you make some double date?

00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:54,Uh, you know you shouldn't have Mr.
Bentley's friends doing your work for

00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,They volunteered.

00:01:55,251 --> 00:01:58,Besides, they ain't doing my work.
They're just helping with the party.

00:01:58,260 --> 00:02:00,The ironing's almost done, Florence.

00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:03,Florence, I folded your sweaters and
hung up your clothes. It'll just take a

00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:04,minute to make your bed.

00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,You know, we ought to have a party like
this every week.

00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,Finished.

00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,Well, I need a break.

00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,I heard that.

00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,Yeah, me too.

00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:20,Well, Bison ain't exactly no picnic, you
know.

00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:22,Well,

00:02:22,321 --> 00:02:25,I finished wrapping all of Bentley's
presents, and if I must say so myself, I

00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:26,spent a lot of money on them.

00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:29,Oh, that was very generous of you,
George.

00:02:29,451 --> 00:02:31,Well, now, who's more generous than
George Jefferson?

00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:34,Sit down, folks. This may take a while.

00:02:34,091 --> 00:02:39,I like Bentley to know that while he was
away in Russia for two years, we loved

00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:42,him, we missed him, we're d***n glad to
have him back again.

00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:44,That's really sweet of you, George.

00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:47,What are you giving him? I just bought
him everything he ever borrowed from us.

00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:50,That way you won't have to show his face
around here.

00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:54,Well, you really know how to roll out
the welcome mat, don't you?

00:02:54,611 --> 00:02:58,You know, I think it's just so unfair
that the U .N. sent him to Russia in the

00:02:58,430 --> 00:03:01,first place. I mean, how was he supposed
to know it was the ambassador's wife he

00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:02,was fooling around with?

00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:09,Well, we really should be thankful that
in Russia he was fooling around with the

00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,Commissar's wife.

00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,At least he's on his way home now.

00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,Well, I hope he's changed his ways.

00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:18,There's only so many countries a man can
get kicked out of.

00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:20,I hope he's the same.

00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,He was so cute.

00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:26,I just love the way he used to say woof
every time he said something naughty.

00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,I guess so. He was speaking your
language.

00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:36,I like the way he used to drop by so
unexpectedly.

00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,And the way he used to call us Mr.

00:03:39,521 --> 00:03:40,and Mrs. J.

00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:42,Don't you miss all that, George?

00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:43,No.

00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,It's no wonder.

00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,Because all you ever did was slam doors
in his face. Now that I miss.

00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:58,Well, it's too bad Tom can't be home for
this party. You know, he was looking

00:03:58,590 --> 00:04:02,forward to swapping stories with Mr.
Bentley the way the two of them used to.

00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:04,Remember how they used to try to outdo
each other?

00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:10,I remember one time they even closed
down Charlie's bar with their outlandish

00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:14,storytelling. Yeah, that was something
else, especially since it was 4 o 'clock

00:04:14,450 --> 00:04:16,in the afternoon when they drove
everybody out.

00:04:18,269 --> 00:04:20,Well, I'm just tickled to death that Mr.

00:04:20,910 --> 00:04:23,Bentley is moving back in his old
apartment.

00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,George arranged everything. How did you
do it, George?

00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,The waiting list for that apartment was
a mile long.

00:04:29,891 --> 00:04:32,They don't call me George Jefferson the
Genius for nothing. There won't be any

00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,problems.

00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:35,There won't be?

00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:38,You have talked with Mr. Whittendale,
haven't you?

00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,Well, yes and no.

00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,Want to explain that?

00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,Well, yes, I haven't talked to Mr.
Whittendale.

00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,And have I talked to Mr. Whittendale?
No.

00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:55,You mean... Mr. Bentley is arriving here
any minute expecting to go to his

00:04:55,300 --> 00:05:00,apartment, and you haven't done anything
about it yet? Well, yes and no. Don't,

00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:02,don't, don't! Out of the way, George.

00:05:02,061 --> 00:05:05,Look, I'll talk to Whittendale when I
get a chance. Everything will turn out

00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,fine. Okay, I forgot.

00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:09,After all, I ** human, right?

00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,Well, yes and no.

00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,Hello. Hey, Ralph.

00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,He is? Great.

00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:19,Hey, okay.

00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,Hey, Bentley's on his way up right now.

00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:24,Ladies, ladies, Mr. Bentley's here.

00:05:24,261 --> 00:05:29,Okay, now, I want everybody to line up
in the order of importance in Bentley's

00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,life. Since Soupy Sales ain't here, I'll
be first. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:36,Actually, I think I should be first in
line. After all, I was his last

00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,girlfriend before he left.

00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,You? Forget it. I was his last
girlfriend.

00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:46,Excuse me. You two are dreaming. I,
which is one and only. Look at this

00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,You are my one and only. Love, Harry.

00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:53,Well, he couldn't add very well because
this bracelet says the same thing. Oh,

00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,yeah? Well, check out this tattoo.

00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,It's sick. We trust you, boy.

00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:02,Don't start fighting over who you love
the most. He probably forgot all of you.

00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,rather hair -raising moment.

00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:44,Frantic people pushing and shoving,
screaming in foreign tongues, clawing

00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,way through the crowds at the airport.

00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:49,I heard they were desperate to get out
of the Soviet Union.

00:06:49,820 --> 00:06:51,No, this was the baggage area at
Kennedy.

00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,Oh, Mr. Bentley, you must be exhausted.

00:06:56,520 --> 00:07:00,Sit, relax, and tell us all about
Russia.

00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:04,There's so much to tell. I must have a
thousand and one stories.

00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,I don't know where to begin.

00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,How about with the last one?

00:07:08,990 --> 00:07:13,George. Well, come on, Mr. Bentley, tell
us. Did living in Russia change you at

00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:15,all? Absolutely net.

00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:20,No, I tried to blend in with the
population and live with the people

00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:21,you see?

00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:25,You take Russian men, for instance. Now,
they have a taste for strong borscht,

00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,strong vodka, and strong women.

00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:29,And you developed those tastes yourself?

00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:33,I did, and I've g***t the heartburn, the
headache, and the backache to prove it.

00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:37,when he says that.

00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:42,Now, the people there were just
fascinating. I visited one little

00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:47,was nestled high in the mountains of
Soviet Georgia, or Georgia, where the

00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:48,people are known for their longevity.

00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:53,As a matter of fact, the week I was
there, one gentleman who was 117 years

00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,was shot by a jealous husband.

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