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00:00:00,260 --> 00:00:16,...:::Lord Sadler:::...
[email protected]
00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:22,Okay. Can we talk about
the last four days?
00:00:23,647 --> 00:00:28,Sammy, when I start out with a
patient, there's only one thing I ask:
00:00:30,047 --> 00:00:33,I want to hear the truthful reasons
why you're here.
00:00:34,647 --> 00:00:37,The reason, not just
a specific incident.
00:00:45,327 --> 00:00:47,The reason is that I love my wife...
00:00:49,127 --> 00:00:51,...but I can't stop f***g
other women.
00:00:52,527 --> 00:00:54,Can I have a tattoo, Daddy?
00:00:54,367 --> 00:00:56,No, of course you can't, Sammy.
00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:59,-You have one.
-I g***t it when I was young and stupid.
00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,What are you doing?
00:01:00,967 --> 00:01:02,No tattoos!
00:01:02,607 --> 00:01:04,Mommy, I shaved!
00:01:04,247 --> 00:01:07,-I see that.
-Come here, let me wipe that off.
00:01:07,287 --> 00:01:09,I've gotta go to work soon, honey.
00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:14,-You're not staying home?
-No, I'm interviewing that new chef.
00:01:15,847 --> 00:01:18,-Sam, can you clean your room, honey?
-Okay.
00:01:26,767 --> 00:01:29,I'll be back as soon as I can.
00:01:29,527 --> 00:01:33,-Where are you meeting him?
-Restaurant, he's making some entrées.
00:01:34,047 --> 00:01:37,-I'm going to the fish market too.
-When will you be home?
00:01:37,607 --> 00:01:40,Baby, I'll be back soon. I promise.
00:01:40,487 --> 00:01:42,-I want you here.
-I want to be here.
00:01:43,447 --> 00:01:45,I've just gotta go to work.
00:04:51,127 --> 00:04:52,Tatiana?
00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,What are you drinking?
00:04:55,727 --> 00:04:58,Iced tea. Long Island.
00:04:59,327 --> 00:05:03,Can I have a cognac
and Long Island iced tea, please?
00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,How long do we have?
00:05:06,727 --> 00:05:08,Not long.
00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,-Follow. I have a surprise.
-What about the drinks?
00:05:20,727 --> 00:05:22,Would you like your surprise?
00:05:23,927 --> 00:05:24,Yeah.
00:05:26,087 --> 00:05:28,Close your eyes.
00:05:35,447 --> 00:05:37,-What are you doing?
-Open, baby.
00:05:38,127 --> 00:05:39,Oh, f***k!
00:05:42,527 --> 00:05:44,Come on!
00:05:45,647 --> 00:05:46,Come on!
00:05:55,487 --> 00:05:57,Remember where we are, baby.
00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,F***k where we are!
00:06:00,207 --> 00:06:01,Oh, baby.
00:06:02,727 --> 00:06:03,What's going on?
00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:09,Shut up! No, we gotta stop.
We gotta stop.
00:06:15,847 --> 00:06:17,Yes, I'm calling from--
00:06:18,887 --> 00:06:22,This is an emergency. It sounds
like someone's being murdered.
00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,All units respond. All units respond.
00:06:35,647 --> 00:06:38,Possible homicide
at 1 04 1 Formosa Avenue.
00:06:52,727 --> 00:06:56,So we decide whether to press charges,
or go see the DA or not.
00:06:56,927 --> 00:06:59,Should be you in here, let me see.
00:06:59,927 --> 00:07:02,Horn, Samuel. That's you, right?
00:07:02,407 --> 00:07:05,And you are Rey, Tatiana?
00:07:05,447 --> 00:07:06,Tatiana.
00:07:06,887 --> 00:07:08,-$40? Are you nuts?
-Take a seat.
00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:11,-Take your seat.
-Not for $40.
00:07:11,287 --> 00:07:12,It's a wrong mistake you're making.
00:07:13,927 --> 00:07:17,He gave $40 because he likes my look.
00:07:18,047 --> 00:07:19,It's not against the law.
00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:24,If he gives money because it
pleases him, why say no?
00:07:24,327 --> 00:07:27,Right, ma'**, but I have to
process the paperwork.
00:07:27,527 --> 00:07:31,-Let's talk to the sergeant--
-I'm worth more than $40.
00:07:31,287 --> 00:07:35,Jesus. Well, the charges would be
the lewdness and obscenity.
00:07:36,287 --> 00:07:39,-It has an ugly ring to it.
-Yeah, it does. Sounds bad.
00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:43,Wait. Sammy Horn? Hold it a second.
00:07:43,327 --> 00:07:47,You're a chef. I read about you.
G***t a restaurant everyone's going to?
00:07:47,727 --> 00:07:51,It's not me. Isn't $high for something like this?
00:07:51,727 --> 00:07:54,Stay, we'll ship you to Twin Towers.
00:07:54,447 --> 00:07:58,-I was suggesting maybe--
-It's statutory. Nonnegotiable.
00:07:59,527 --> 00:08:02,-It's the rules.
-Okay.
00:08:03,247 --> 00:08:04,No, I pay.
00:08:05,087 --> 00:08:08,-Credit card?
-Absolutely. She's a good woman.
00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:12,Wait. Stop.
This isn't gonna work with you.
00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:18,You know why I'm here.
I mean, look at you.
00:08:26,887 --> 00:08:29,That was a compliment,
in case you missed it.
00:08:31,327 --> 00:08:33,Let's start with...
00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,...when you left Tatiana.
00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:39,That morning after you left her.
00:08:42,687 --> 00:08:46,-What do I call you?
-Dr. Bordeaux.
00:08:47,287 --> 00:08:49,Jane. You can call me Jane.
00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:51,Jane.
00:08:54,487 --> 00:08:56,Oh, Jane.
00:09:10,927 --> 00:09:13,-Honey.
-Hi, baby.
00:09:13,447 --> 00:09:16,-What time is it?
-6 a.m. Been at the fish market.
00:09:16,967 --> 00:09:21,Sleep. I'm gonna go take a shower
and I'll be right with you.
00:09:21,407 --> 00:09:23,I was worried.
Why didn't you call?
00:09:23,887 --> 00:09:28,-I left you three messages--
-I fell asleep at the restaurant.
00:09:28,727 --> 00:09:30,I had a surprise for you.
00:09:36,287 --> 00:09:39,Grace, why are you wearing that?
You don't wear that, Grace.
00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,That's not your kind of thing, honey.
00:09:42,007 --> 00:09:45,-I thought you'd like it.
-Please, take it off, okay?
00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:47,I'm sorry.
00:10:29,927 --> 00:10:31,I thought you would like it.
00:10:32,847 --> 00:10:34,I like you, honey.
00:10:54,007 --> 00:10:56,-Good morning!
-Whoa! Hi!
00:10:57,087 --> 00:10:58,What's going on here?
00:10:58,687 --> 00:11:00,-I'm coming to bed with you.
-You can't.
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,Later that morning I had to go to...
00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:06,... the doctor's to get some
antibiotics. I had this...
00:11:07,607 --> 00:11:09,...cold-sore thing on me.
00:11:09,927 --> 00:11:14,You had a thing and were about
to make love to your wife?
00:11:14,287 --> 00:11:17,No. I would never do that.
00:11:17,447 --> 00:11:20,If I had something I wouldn't
do that to Grace.
00:11:21,127 --> 00:11:25,I knew my kid would come in, he does
at the same time every morning.
00:11:26,447 --> 00:11:29,Okay. Go on.
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:34,I was on the way to the doctor's
to get the antibiotics....
00:11:42,247 --> 00:11:44,Hi. Hi.
00:11:44,727 --> 00:11:48,Sophie, can you get me those new
antibiotics, please, darling?
00:11:49,487 --> 00:11:50,Just a minute.
00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:52,Thanks.
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:54,Hi, I'm Sammy.
00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:57,-What's your name?
-Marina.
00:11:57,287 --> 00:12:00,Marina. That's a pretty name.
Come here.
00:12:01,447 --> 00:12:04,-Zovirax. Thanks for coming by.
-Thank you, Sophie.
00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:08,Nice to meet you, Marina.
Come to my restaurant.
00:12:08,887 --> 00:12:12,-I'd love to.
-I'd love that too.
00:12:12,727 --> 00:12:14,Nice to see you girls. Bye.
00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:21,Sounds like there're two Sammy Horns.
00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:26,Maybe as a mate, you're better suited
for that restroom woman...
00:12:27,087 --> 00:12:28,...Tatiana.
00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:33,-Looks like I insulted you.
-What do you mean '' better suited''?
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,To live with. To be honest with.
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,I love my wife and son.
00:12:39,607 --> 00:12:42,But you don't think
that love and honesty...
00:12:42,967 --> 00:12:45,...have a lot to do with one another.
00:12:46,527 --> 00:12:50,Can anyone say they had a relationship
that they didn't lie in?
00:12:52,087 --> 00:12:56,You go to a friend's for dinner and
it's the worst meal you ever had...
00:12:56,807 --> 00:13:00,...and say, ''This is so delicious.
I love it.''
00:13:00,327 --> 00:13:02,You're lying, it's bullshit.
00:13:02,327 --> 00:13:06,The same with family at Christmas,
and you say:
00:13:06,447 --> 00:13:11,'' I love you so much, I miss you
so much and thank you for my socks.''
00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:18,So you lie because you love?
00:13:21,847 --> 00:13:23,It's difficult to defend that.
00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:26,Do you enjoy s***x with your wife?
00:13:31,807 --> 00:13:35,I make love to my wife.
I f***k these other...
[email protected]
00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:22,Okay. Can we talk about
the last four days?
00:00:23,647 --> 00:00:28,Sammy, when I start out with a
patient, there's only one thing I ask:
00:00:30,047 --> 00:00:33,I want to hear the truthful reasons
why you're here.
00:00:34,647 --> 00:00:37,The reason, not just
a specific incident.
00:00:45,327 --> 00:00:47,The reason is that I love my wife...
00:00:49,127 --> 00:00:51,...but I can't stop f***g
other women.
00:00:52,527 --> 00:00:54,Can I have a tattoo, Daddy?
00:00:54,367 --> 00:00:56,No, of course you can't, Sammy.
00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:59,-You have one.
-I g***t it when I was young and stupid.
00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,What are you doing?
00:01:00,967 --> 00:01:02,No tattoos!
00:01:02,607 --> 00:01:04,Mommy, I shaved!
00:01:04,247 --> 00:01:07,-I see that.
-Come here, let me wipe that off.
00:01:07,287 --> 00:01:09,I've gotta go to work soon, honey.
00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:14,-You're not staying home?
-No, I'm interviewing that new chef.
00:01:15,847 --> 00:01:18,-Sam, can you clean your room, honey?
-Okay.
00:01:26,767 --> 00:01:29,I'll be back as soon as I can.
00:01:29,527 --> 00:01:33,-Where are you meeting him?
-Restaurant, he's making some entrées.
00:01:34,047 --> 00:01:37,-I'm going to the fish market too.
-When will you be home?
00:01:37,607 --> 00:01:40,Baby, I'll be back soon. I promise.
00:01:40,487 --> 00:01:42,-I want you here.
-I want to be here.
00:01:43,447 --> 00:01:45,I've just gotta go to work.
00:04:51,127 --> 00:04:52,Tatiana?
00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,What are you drinking?
00:04:55,727 --> 00:04:58,Iced tea. Long Island.
00:04:59,327 --> 00:05:03,Can I have a cognac
and Long Island iced tea, please?
00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,How long do we have?
00:05:06,727 --> 00:05:08,Not long.
00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,-Follow. I have a surprise.
-What about the drinks?
00:05:20,727 --> 00:05:22,Would you like your surprise?
00:05:23,927 --> 00:05:24,Yeah.
00:05:26,087 --> 00:05:28,Close your eyes.
00:05:35,447 --> 00:05:37,-What are you doing?
-Open, baby.
00:05:38,127 --> 00:05:39,Oh, f***k!
00:05:42,527 --> 00:05:44,Come on!
00:05:45,647 --> 00:05:46,Come on!
00:05:55,487 --> 00:05:57,Remember where we are, baby.
00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,F***k where we are!
00:06:00,207 --> 00:06:01,Oh, baby.
00:06:02,727 --> 00:06:03,What's going on?
00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:09,Shut up! No, we gotta stop.
We gotta stop.
00:06:15,847 --> 00:06:17,Yes, I'm calling from--
00:06:18,887 --> 00:06:22,This is an emergency. It sounds
like someone's being murdered.
00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,All units respond. All units respond.
00:06:35,647 --> 00:06:38,Possible homicide
at 1 04 1 Formosa Avenue.
00:06:52,727 --> 00:06:56,So we decide whether to press charges,
or go see the DA or not.
00:06:56,927 --> 00:06:59,Should be you in here, let me see.
00:06:59,927 --> 00:07:02,Horn, Samuel. That's you, right?
00:07:02,407 --> 00:07:05,And you are Rey, Tatiana?
00:07:05,447 --> 00:07:06,Tatiana.
00:07:06,887 --> 00:07:08,-$40? Are you nuts?
-Take a seat.
00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:11,-Take your seat.
-Not for $40.
00:07:11,287 --> 00:07:12,It's a wrong mistake you're making.
00:07:13,927 --> 00:07:17,He gave $40 because he likes my look.
00:07:18,047 --> 00:07:19,It's not against the law.
00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:24,If he gives money because it
pleases him, why say no?
00:07:24,327 --> 00:07:27,Right, ma'**, but I have to
process the paperwork.
00:07:27,527 --> 00:07:31,-Let's talk to the sergeant--
-I'm worth more than $40.
00:07:31,287 --> 00:07:35,Jesus. Well, the charges would be
the lewdness and obscenity.
00:07:36,287 --> 00:07:39,-It has an ugly ring to it.
-Yeah, it does. Sounds bad.
00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:43,Wait. Sammy Horn? Hold it a second.
00:07:43,327 --> 00:07:47,You're a chef. I read about you.
G***t a restaurant everyone's going to?
00:07:47,727 --> 00:07:51,It's not me. Isn't $high for something like this?
00:07:51,727 --> 00:07:54,Stay, we'll ship you to Twin Towers.
00:07:54,447 --> 00:07:58,-I was suggesting maybe--
-It's statutory. Nonnegotiable.
00:07:59,527 --> 00:08:02,-It's the rules.
-Okay.
00:08:03,247 --> 00:08:04,No, I pay.
00:08:05,087 --> 00:08:08,-Credit card?
-Absolutely. She's a good woman.
00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:12,Wait. Stop.
This isn't gonna work with you.
00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:18,You know why I'm here.
I mean, look at you.
00:08:26,887 --> 00:08:29,That was a compliment,
in case you missed it.
00:08:31,327 --> 00:08:33,Let's start with...
00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,...when you left Tatiana.
00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:39,That morning after you left her.
00:08:42,687 --> 00:08:46,-What do I call you?
-Dr. Bordeaux.
00:08:47,287 --> 00:08:49,Jane. You can call me Jane.
00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:51,Jane.
00:08:54,487 --> 00:08:56,Oh, Jane.
00:09:10,927 --> 00:09:13,-Honey.
-Hi, baby.
00:09:13,447 --> 00:09:16,-What time is it?
-6 a.m. Been at the fish market.
00:09:16,967 --> 00:09:21,Sleep. I'm gonna go take a shower
and I'll be right with you.
00:09:21,407 --> 00:09:23,I was worried.
Why didn't you call?
00:09:23,887 --> 00:09:28,-I left you three messages--
-I fell asleep at the restaurant.
00:09:28,727 --> 00:09:30,I had a surprise for you.
00:09:36,287 --> 00:09:39,Grace, why are you wearing that?
You don't wear that, Grace.
00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,That's not your kind of thing, honey.
00:09:42,007 --> 00:09:45,-I thought you'd like it.
-Please, take it off, okay?
00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:47,I'm sorry.
00:10:29,927 --> 00:10:31,I thought you would like it.
00:10:32,847 --> 00:10:34,I like you, honey.
00:10:54,007 --> 00:10:56,-Good morning!
-Whoa! Hi!
00:10:57,087 --> 00:10:58,What's going on here?
00:10:58,687 --> 00:11:00,-I'm coming to bed with you.
-You can't.
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,Later that morning I had to go to...
00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:06,... the doctor's to get some
antibiotics. I had this...
00:11:07,607 --> 00:11:09,...cold-sore thing on me.
00:11:09,927 --> 00:11:14,You had a thing and were about
to make love to your wife?
00:11:14,287 --> 00:11:17,No. I would never do that.
00:11:17,447 --> 00:11:20,If I had something I wouldn't
do that to Grace.
00:11:21,127 --> 00:11:25,I knew my kid would come in, he does
at the same time every morning.
00:11:26,447 --> 00:11:29,Okay. Go on.
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:34,I was on the way to the doctor's
to get the antibiotics....
00:11:42,247 --> 00:11:44,Hi. Hi.
00:11:44,727 --> 00:11:48,Sophie, can you get me those new
antibiotics, please, darling?
00:11:49,487 --> 00:11:50,Just a minute.
00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:52,Thanks.
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:54,Hi, I'm Sammy.
00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:57,-What's your name?
-Marina.
00:11:57,287 --> 00:12:00,Marina. That's a pretty name.
Come here.
00:12:01,447 --> 00:12:04,-Zovirax. Thanks for coming by.
-Thank you, Sophie.
00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:08,Nice to meet you, Marina.
Come to my restaurant.
00:12:08,887 --> 00:12:12,-I'd love to.
-I'd love that too.
00:12:12,727 --> 00:12:14,Nice to see you girls. Bye.
00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:21,Sounds like there're two Sammy Horns.
00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:26,Maybe as a mate, you're better suited
for that restroom woman...
00:12:27,087 --> 00:12:28,...Tatiana.
00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:33,-Looks like I insulted you.
-What do you mean '' better suited''?
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,To live with. To be honest with.
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,I love my wife and son.
00:12:39,607 --> 00:12:42,But you don't think
that love and honesty...
00:12:42,967 --> 00:12:45,...have a lot to do with one another.
00:12:46,527 --> 00:12:50,Can anyone say they had a relationship
that they didn't lie in?
00:12:52,087 --> 00:12:56,You go to a friend's for dinner and
it's the worst meal you ever had...
00:12:56,807 --> 00:13:00,...and say, ''This is so delicious.
I love it.''
00:13:00,327 --> 00:13:02,You're lying, it's bullshit.
00:13:02,327 --> 00:13:06,The same with family at Christmas,
and you say:
00:13:06,447 --> 00:13:11,'' I love you so much, I miss you
so much and thank you for my socks.''
00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:18,So you lie because you love?
00:13:21,847 --> 00:13:23,It's difficult to defend that.
00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:26,Do you enjoy s***x with your wife?
00:13:31,807 --> 00:13:35,I make love to my wife.
I f***k these other...
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