The Jeffersons s10e10 Father Christmas.eng Subtitles

00:00:00,830 --> 00:00:07,Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
to the sun, moving on up, to a deep...

00:01:19,111 --> 00:01:25,you're thinking about, Willis. You want
to gulp down a couple of pieces of that

00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,popcorn, right?

00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,You're not even close, George. Good.

00:01:29,661 --> 00:01:33,I've been thinking I want to wolf down
the whole bowl. Don't do it, Willis.

00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,on. You'll destroy the whole month you
spent up at that fat farm.

00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,It is not called a fat farm.

00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:41,It's called a diet center.

00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,Oh, sorry.

00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,So, was it tough up there at the pig
palace?

00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,Listen, George, I never call attention
to your weight line.

00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:54,The straining... buttons on your vest
are ample testimony.

00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:57,That was a low blow, Willis. I never
called you fat.

00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,You've been calling me fat for the last
ten years.

00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,Well, I call him as I say him.

00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,What? That's right.

00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,Boys, boys, this is Christmas time.

00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:09,Oh, big deal.

00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:14,Look, it's time for us to go caroling.
Oh, I can't wait to see the look on

00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,people's faces when they hear us sing to
them.

00:02:17,141 --> 00:02:18,Oh, yeah?

00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:21,How can you see them while you're
ducking snowballs?

00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:24,Okay, George, enough of your wisecracks.

00:02:24,890 --> 00:02:26,Put your coat on and let's go.

00:02:26,351 --> 00:02:29,Yeah, I can't wait to hear your
beautiful voice.

00:02:29,070 --> 00:02:30,Oh, yeah, well, that's too bad, because
I ain't going.

00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:33,Oh, sweetheart, I hope you don't mind,
but I'm not going either.

00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:34,Oh, but, Tom, you promised.

00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:38,Well, I know, dear, but we have sort of
a tradition in our family.

00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:40,We don't go out when it's cold.

00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,Do you have a tradition too, George?

00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,No. I just think Carolyn is stupid.

00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:52,It's not stupid. It's beautiful.

00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:56,And the reason we do it is to spread
Christmas cheer.

00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,You know, like peace on earth.

00:02:58,740 --> 00:03:02,And joy to the world. And goodwill
towards men.

00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,Okay. I g***t the mace, the billy club,
and the rape whistle.

00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:17,You don't need the whistle.

00:03:23,890 --> 00:03:28,George, are you sure you won't come with
us? I'm telling you, caroling is not

00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:29,for men.

00:03:29,050 --> 00:03:31,If it was, they'd call it Michaeling.

00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:33,Yeah, or Willie.

00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:38,A real man wouldn't even think about it.
Yeah.

00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:41,I'm ready to go caroling.

00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,I rest my case.

00:03:47,780 --> 00:03:48,Oh, George.

00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:53,I'm so excited. You know, this is a very
special Christmas for me, having spent

00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,the last two in the Soviet Union.

00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:00,Over there, I'd sing fa -la -la -la -la,
and they'd go la -la -la -la.

00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:02,Oh, Mr.

00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:05,Bentley, didn't you have any friends?

00:04:05,141 --> 00:04:08,Oh, well, yes, I did, but for some
reason during the Christmas season, they

00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,treated me rather coolly. I never knew
why.

00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,Well, did you carol at them? Yes, I did.
That's why.

00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:19,Your husband has never really grasped
the Christmas spirit, has he?

00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:22,Look, I go for the holy part and
everything.

00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,It's the other part I don't like.

00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:26,Everybody wants something. Everybody
thinks they deserve something. Give me

00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:29,this, give me that. I mean, this starts
the whole month of December.

00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:31,George, I don't do that.

00:04:31,590 --> 00:04:33,No, that's right. You start asking in
July.

00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:39,Okay. Gifts are a part of Christmas, but
a small part.

00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:44,The main thing is the spirit. And the
spirit is gimme, gimme, gimme.

00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,g***t their hand out.

00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:51,Oh, come on, George. Not everybody's g***t
their hand out.

00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,Merry Christmas!

00:04:58,170 --> 00:05:03,Ah, the Jeffersons. Ma '**, have I told
you you're my favorite family?

00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,Right.

00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:09,Just an hour ago, you said that we were
your favorite family.

00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:14,Oh, no, ma '**. What I said was you're
the most wonderful family.

00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:18,The Jeffersons are my favorite. And let
me see. The Jensons are the most

00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:21,fantastic. The Hanrahans are the finest.

00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:25,Let's face it. This is one heck of a
building.

00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:27,And what about me, Ralph?

00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,Well, technically, sir, you're not a
family.

00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:35,Ah, yes, but I did give you $10 for
Christmas this year. Yes, and

00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:40,you missed the last two, that averages
out to $3 .33 a year.

00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,You're lucky I'm even speaking to you.

00:05:43,281 --> 00:05:49,Well, I ** sorry, Ralph, and I'll tell
you what. To make it up to you, I'll

00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,you a wonderful trick I learned on my
trip to Russia. Where's that $10 bill I

00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,gave you?

00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,Oh, well, that... Ah.

00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:13,I just want you to know that you are the
most wonderful doorman that I've ever

00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:16,known. And you're my favorite.

00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:20,And I think you are the finest.

00:06:20,910 --> 00:06:21,Bye.

00:06:23,890 --> 00:06:26,Now, that's very sweet, sir.

00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:28,Think they meant it?

00:06:28,870 --> 00:06:30,About as much as you did, Ralph.

00:06:32,270 --> 00:06:33,Well, fortunately,

00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:37,they're not the breadwinners.

00:06:37,211 --> 00:06:41,Did you want something? No sense in
beating around the bush, sir.

00:06:41,410 --> 00:06:43,I'm here for my Christmas gift,
gentlemen.

00:06:46,430 --> 00:06:47,Here, here, here.

00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:49,It's 50 bucks.

00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,Merry Christmas. Go have it someplace
else.

00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:56,Thank you very much. Thank you very
much. Mr. Willis? Yes, Ralph?

00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:01,Care to make your neighbor look cheap?

00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,Well, Ralph, I already bought you a
Christmas present.

00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:12,Oh! Oh, well, thank you, sir. That's
very nice of you, but I'm

00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,only accepting cash this year.

00:07:19,931 --> 00:07:26,That's what I'm talking about. Everybody
acts like that. Everybody wants stuff,

00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:27,you know?

00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,Christmas ain't the way it used to be.

00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,Well, I can't argue with that.

00:07:30,721 --> 00:07:33,What are you talking about? I thought
you were one of those people that loved

00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,Christmas. Well, I try to be.

00:07:35,630 --> 00:07:41,Well, I try to make Christmas fun
because, well, you see, it never was

00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:42,was a boy.

00:07:42,490 --> 00:07:44,What are you talking about? You were
loaded.

00:07:44,721 --> 00:07:47,Well, now, wait a minute. Money isn't
everything.

00:07:47,190 --> 00:07:50,Oh, no? Then what else is there? Well,
I'll tell you what else there was. Or

00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,I'll tell you what there wasn't.

00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:57,You see, George, when I was a boy, well,
we had a lot of money and we lived in a

00:07:57,170 --> 00:07:58,big house.

00:07:58,190 --> 00:07:59,Well,

00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:01,Mr. Willis, a Merry Christmas.

00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:03,Merry Christmas, James.

00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:08,Virgil, Homer, and do I detect Jonathan
Swift?

00:08:09,190 --> 00:08:13,You certainly have a passion for
literature, Master Willis. Oh, you know

00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:14,adore books.

00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:25,Master Willis, you know full well that...