The Jeffersons s10e10 Father Christmas.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,830, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
to the sun, moving on up, to a deep...

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At 00:01:19,111, Character said: you're thinking about, Willis. You want
to gulp down a couple of pieces of that

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At 00:01:25,600, Character said: popcorn, right?

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At 00:01:27,860, Character said: You're not even close, George. Good.

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At 00:01:29,661, Character said: I've been thinking I want to wolf down
the whole bowl. Don't do it, Willis.

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At 00:01:33,460, Character said: on. You'll destroy the whole month you
spent up at that fat farm.

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At 00:01:37,840, Character said: It is not called a fat farm.

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At 00:01:40,220, Character said: It's called a diet center.

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At 00:01:41,800, Character said: Oh, sorry.

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At 00:01:43,960, Character said: So, was it tough up there at the pig
palace?

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At 00:01:47,800, Character said: Listen, George, I never call attention
to your weight line.

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At 00:01:50,940, Character said: The straining... buttons on your vest
are ample testimony.

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At 00:01:55,220, Character said: That was a low blow, Willis. I never
called you fat.

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At 00:01:59,040, Character said: You've been calling me fat for the last
ten years.

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At 00:02:01,560, Character said: Well, I call him as I say him.

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At 00:02:03,440, Character said: What? That's right.

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At 00:02:05,400, Character said: Boys, boys, this is Christmas time.

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At 00:02:08,220, Character said: Oh, big deal.

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At 00:02:09,919, Character said: Look, it's time for us to go caroling.
Oh, I can't wait to see the look on

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At 00:02:14,840, Character said: people's faces when they hear us sing to
them.

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At 00:02:17,141, Character said: Oh, yeah?

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At 00:02:18,380, Character said: How can you see them while you're
ducking snowballs?

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At 00:02:22,370, Character said: Okay, George, enough of your wisecracks.

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At 00:02:24,890, Character said: Put your coat on and let's go.

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At 00:02:26,351, Character said: Yeah, I can't wait to hear your
beautiful voice.

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At 00:02:29,070, Character said: Oh, yeah, well, that's too bad, because
I ain't going.

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At 00:02:30,810, Character said: Oh, sweetheart, I hope you don't mind,
but I'm not going either.

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At 00:02:33,630, Character said: Oh, but, Tom, you promised.

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At 00:02:35,110, Character said: Well, I know, dear, but we have sort of
a tradition in our family.

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At 00:02:38,710, Character said: We don't go out when it's cold.

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At 00:02:45,000, Character said: Do you have a tradition too, George?

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At 00:02:47,400, Character said: No. I just think Carolyn is stupid.

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At 00:02:50,580, Character said: It's not stupid. It's beautiful.

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At 00:02:52,940, Character said: And the reason we do it is to spread
Christmas cheer.

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At 00:02:56,400, Character said: You know, like peace on earth.

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At 00:02:58,740, Character said: And joy to the world. And goodwill
towards men.

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At 00:03:03,600, Character said: Okay. I g***t the mace, the billy club,
and the rape whistle.

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At 00:03:16,490, Character said: You don't need the whistle.

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At 00:03:23,890, Character said: George, are you sure you won't come with
us? I'm telling you, caroling is not

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At 00:03:28,330, Character said: for men.

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At 00:03:29,050, Character said: If it was, they'd call it Michaeling.

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At 00:03:32,470, Character said: Yeah, or Willie.

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At 00:03:34,170, Character said: A real man wouldn't even think about it.
Yeah.

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At 00:03:40,230, Character said: I'm ready to go caroling.

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At 00:03:45,800, Character said: I rest my case.

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At 00:03:47,780, Character said: Oh, George.

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At 00:03:49,180, Character said: I'm so excited. You know, this is a very
special Christmas for me, having spent

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At 00:03:53,300, Character said: the last two in the Soviet Union.

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At 00:03:55,000, Character said: Over there, I'd sing fa -la -la -la -la,
and they'd go la -la -la -la.

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At 00:04:01,780, Character said: Oh, Mr.

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At 00:04:03,220, Character said: Bentley, didn't you have any friends?

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At 00:04:05,141, Character said: Oh, well, yes, I did, but for some
reason during the Christmas season, they

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At 00:04:08,560, Character said: treated me rather coolly. I never knew
why.

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At 00:04:11,000, Character said: Well, did you carol at them? Yes, I did.
That's why.

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At 00:04:15,690, Character said: Your husband has never really grasped
the Christmas spirit, has he?

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At 00:04:20,089, Character said: Look, I go for the holy part and
everything.

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At 00:04:22,260, Character said: It's the other part I don't like.

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At 00:04:23,730, Character said: Everybody wants something. Everybody
thinks they deserve something. Give me

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At 00:04:26,650, Character said: this, give me that. I mean, this starts
the whole month of December.

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At 00:04:29,930, Character said: George, I don't do that.

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At 00:04:31,590, Character said: No, that's right. You start asking in
July.

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At 00:04:36,090, Character said: Okay. Gifts are a part of Christmas, but
a small part.

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At 00:04:40,150, Character said: The main thing is the spirit. And the
spirit is gimme, gimme, gimme.

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At 00:04:44,550, Character said: g***t their hand out.

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At 00:04:47,450, Character said: Oh, come on, George. Not everybody's g***t
their hand out.

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At 00:04:52,850, Character said: Merry Christmas!

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At 00:04:58,170, Character said: Ah, the Jeffersons. Ma '**, have I told
you you're my favorite family?

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At 00:05:04,470, Character said: Right.

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At 00:05:06,110, Character said: Just an hour ago, you said that we were
your favorite family.

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At 00:05:10,010, Character said: Oh, no, ma '**. What I said was you're
the most wonderful family.

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At 00:05:14,750, Character said: The Jeffersons are my favorite. And let
me see. The Jensons are the most

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At 00:05:18,350, Character said: fantastic. The Hanrahans are the finest.

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At 00:05:22,730, Character said: Let's face it. This is one heck of a
building.

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At 00:05:26,490, Character said: And what about me, Ralph?

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At 00:05:28,360, Character said: Well, technically, sir, you're not a
family.

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At 00:05:31,180, Character said: Ah, yes, but I did give you $10 for
Christmas this year. Yes, and

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At 00:05:35,540, Character said: you missed the last two, that averages
out to $3 .33 a year.

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At 00:05:41,380, Character said: You're lucky I'm even speaking to you.

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At 00:05:43,281, Character said: Well, I ** sorry, Ralph, and I'll tell
you what. To make it up to you, I'll

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At 00:05:49,140, Character said: you a wonderful trick I learned on my
trip to Russia. Where's that $10 bill I

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At 00:05:52,520, Character said: gave you?

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At 00:05:53,080, Character said: Oh, well, that... Ah.

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At 00:06:09,070, Character said: I just want you to know that you are the
most wonderful doorman that I've ever

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At 00:06:13,330, Character said: known. And you're my favorite.

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At 00:06:18,370, Character said: And I think you are the finest.

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At 00:06:20,910, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:06:23,890, Character said: Now, that's very sweet, sir.

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At 00:06:27,190, Character said: Think they meant it?

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At 00:06:28,870, Character said: About as much as you did, Ralph.

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At 00:06:32,270, Character said: Well, fortunately,

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At 00:06:34,870, Character said: they're not the breadwinners.

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At 00:06:37,211, Character said: Did you want something? No sense in
beating around the bush, sir.

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At 00:06:41,410, Character said: I'm here for my Christmas gift,
gentlemen.

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At 00:06:46,430, Character said: Here, here, here.

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At 00:06:48,130, Character said: It's 50 bucks.

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At 00:06:49,390, Character said: Merry Christmas. Go have it someplace
else.

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At 00:06:52,750, Character said: Thank you very much. Thank you very
much. Mr. Willis? Yes, Ralph?

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At 00:06:58,590, Character said: Care to make your neighbor look cheap?

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At 00:07:02,630, Character said: Well, Ralph, I already bought you a
Christmas present.

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At 00:07:05,490, Character said: Oh! Oh, well, thank you, sir. That's
very nice of you, but I'm

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At 00:07:12,400, Character said: only accepting cash this year.

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At 00:07:19,931, Character said: That's what I'm talking about. Everybody
acts like that. Everybody wants stuff,

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At 00:07:26,900, Character said: you know?

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At 00:07:27,360, Character said: Christmas ain't the way it used to be.

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At 00:07:29,080, Character said: Well, I can't argue with that.

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At 00:07:30,721, Character said: What are you talking about? I thought
you were one of those people that loved

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At 00:07:33,080, Character said: Christmas. Well, I try to be.

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At 00:07:35,630, Character said: Well, I try to make Christmas fun
because, well, you see, it never was

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At 00:07:41,450, Character said: was a boy.

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At 00:07:42,490, Character said: What are you talking about? You were
loaded.

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At 00:07:44,721, Character said: Well, now, wait a minute. Money isn't
everything.

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At 00:07:47,190, Character said: Oh, no? Then what else is there? Well,
I'll tell you what else there was. Or

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At 00:07:50,370, Character said: I'll tell you what there wasn't.

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At 00:07:52,510, Character said: You see, George, when I was a boy, well,
we had a lot of money and we lived in a

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At 00:07:57,170, Character said: big house.

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At 00:07:58,190, Character said: Well,

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At 00:07:59,630, Character said: Mr. Willis, a Merry Christmas.

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At 00:08:02,670, Character said: Merry Christmas, James.

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At 00:08:05,730, Character said: Virgil, Homer, and do I detect Jonathan
Swift?

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At 00:08:09,190, Character said: You certainly have a passion for
literature, Master Willis. Oh, you know

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At 00:08:13,510, Character said: adore books.

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At 00:08:19,330, Character said: Master Willis, you know full well that...