Boomers.S01E02.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gusty_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:30,428, Character said: [ Camera shutter clicks ]

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At 00:00:51,330, Character said: You didn´t tell me John and
Maureen were coming, as well.

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At 00:00:54,330, Character said: -Alan, I did tell you.
-You didn´t.

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At 00:00:56,560, Character said: I did tell you.

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At 00:00:58,230, Character said: It´s Trevor and Carol´s
anniversary.

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At 00:01:00,490, Character said: We´re going out for lunch,

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At 00:01:01,730, Character said: and John and Maureen
are coming, too.

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At 00:01:03,560, Character said: Why do we have to see the same
people over and over again?

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At 00:01:06,191, Character said: I mean, family, okay,
you can´t avoid it,

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At 00:01:07,961, Character said: but these people are friends.

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At 00:01:09,391, Character said: We shouldn´t have to see them.

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At 00:01:10,731, Character said: Do you remember that bar
we went to in Albufeira

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At 00:01:12,961, Character said: when the kids were little?

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At 00:01:14,161, Character said: Do you remember
our first year there?

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At 00:01:16,561, Character said: Do you know what Maureen said to
me at the end of that holiday?

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At 00:01:18,831, Character said: She said, "Joy, I don´t know how
you keep up with your husband.

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At 00:01:22,192, Character said: He´s nonstop."

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At 00:01:23,262, Character said: Nonstop, Alan.
Now look at you.

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At 00:01:26,632, Character said: I´m not sitting next to Trevor.

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At 00:01:28,562, Character said: Don´t be such a baby.

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At 00:01:29,962, Character said: Last week, he spent 27 minutes
telling me about his rotavator.

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At 00:01:33,532, Character said: His rotavator, Joyce.

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At 00:01:35,162, Character said: Just be nice, Alan.

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At 00:01:36,532, Character said: Just for once, don´t spoil it.

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At 00:01:38,593, Character said: This place is meant
to be fantastic.

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At 00:01:41,333, Character said: The Duke and Duchess
of Cambridge have been.

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At 00:01:43,663, Character said: Apparently they loved it.

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At 00:01:44,793, Character said: Didn´t go there with John
and Maureen, did they?

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At 00:01:47,633, Character said: ♫ Doo-doo-doo ♫

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At 00:01:48,833, Character said: ♫ Down, doobie-doo, down, down ♫

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At 00:01:51,663, Character said: ♫ Come-a, come-a down,
doobie-doo, down, down ♫

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At 00:01:55,834, Character said: ♫ Come-a, come-a down,
doobie-doo... ♫

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At 00:01:59,764, Character said: Whose birthday is it again?

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At 00:02:01,664, Character said: It´s nobody´s birthday, Mum.

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At 00:02:02,964, Character said: It´s Trevor and Carol´s
anniversary.

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At 00:02:05,194, Character said: You know Trevor and Carol.

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At 00:02:08,264, Character said: Do we need to get her out?

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At 00:02:09,565, Character said: We´ll only be five minutes.
I´ll leave her window open.

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At 00:02:11,595, Character said: MAUREEN: We´re not leaving her
in the car,

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At 00:02:13,535, Character said: and stop fiddling with that.

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At 00:02:14,965, Character said: She likes to get out, John.

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At 00:02:16,535, Character said: Just make sure she doesn´t
have too much to drink.

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At 00:02:18,735, Character said: Yeah, we don´t want a repeat
of Christmas,

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At 00:02:20,635, Character said: her doing the sit-down cancan.

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At 00:02:21,965, Character said: It´s that sheltered
accommodation.

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At 00:02:23,565, Character said: They´ve g***t them all
wound too tight in there.

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At 00:02:26,336, Character said: Different bin collection day
here, Maureen.

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At 00:02:28,396, Character said: Look, they´ve g***t the bins out.

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At 00:02:31,196, Character said: [ Keyboard clacking ]

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At 00:02:32,596, Character said: Alan, get off that.

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At 00:02:34,296, Character said: I´m waiting for an e-mail
from Suze about Christmas.

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At 00:02:37,496, Character said: -Christmas?
-You know what she´s like.

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At 00:02:39,766, Character said: If we don´t get in first, she´ll
make arrangements on her own.

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At 00:02:42,967, Character said: She´ll do anything
to avoid seeing us.

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At 00:02:45,897, Character said: Why do our boys always end up
with these control-freak women?

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At 00:02:49,537, Character said: [ Doorbell rings ]

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At 00:02:50,797, Character said: Hope you haven´t left splashes
´round the toilet.

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At 00:02:54,697, Character said: ALAN: I get lumbered with Trevor
every time.

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At 00:02:57,238, Character said: -You don´t.
-I do.

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At 00:02:59,398, Character said: I get lumbered with
boring people, Joyce.

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At 00:03:01,368, Character said: There´s something about me
that attracts them.

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At 00:03:02,968, Character said: You´re not going to get lumbered
with anyone.

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At 00:03:05,768, Character said: And just for today, Alan,
just for today,

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At 00:03:08,868, Character said: can we not argue
in front of people?

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At 00:03:10,938, Character said: Can we just get through one day
without arguing?

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At 00:03:13,569, Character said: We don´t argue.

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At 00:03:14,599, Character said: We argue all the time.

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At 00:03:15,899, Character said: No, we don´t.

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At 00:03:20,299, Character said: JOYCE:
Hi, there!

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At 00:03:22,499, Character said: We brought Mum.
Is that okay?

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At 00:03:25,169, Character said: Of course it is.

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At 00:03:28,700, Character said: Hi, Joan.
Hi, John.

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At 00:03:30,700, Character said: -JOHN: Joyce.
-JOAN: Hello.

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At 00:03:31,870, Character said: We took her into Lynn shopping.

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At 00:03:33,440, Character said: Oh, did she have a nice time?

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At 00:03:35,240, Character said: Not really.
So, how´s the family?

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At 00:03:37,700, Character said: Oh, they´re fine.

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At 00:03:39,170, Character said: Lee and Suze are excited
about the baby, I bet.

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At 00:03:42,640, Character said: -You see much of them?
-All the time.

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At 00:03:44,841, Character said: Long way to go, though,
isn´t it, Plymouth.

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At 00:03:46,901, Character said: No, it´s not far.

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At 00:03:48,601, Character said: A14, M5, and you´re there.

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At 00:03:51,241, Character said: Oh, it really is nice
to see Joan again. Really is.

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At 00:03:55,571, Character said: Only, I´m just thinking,
is she going to be okay?

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At 00:03:59,872, Character said: I mean, I wouldn´t want her
to think she couldn´t relax

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At 00:04:02,402, Character said: and be herself.

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At 00:04:03,572, Character said: She´ll be fine.

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At 00:04:04,642, Character said: Only this is quite
an upmarket place,

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At 00:04:07,302, Character said: and I know she likes
to let her hair down

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At 00:04:09,642, Character said: and have a drink or two.

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At 00:04:11,442, Character said: You´re thinking about Christmas.

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At 00:04:13,242, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:13,742, Character said: Joy, I know
how you like to worry,

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At 00:04:16,173, Character said: but trust me, she´ll be fine.

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At 00:04:17,703, Character said: She´ll muck in anywhere,
won´t you, Mum?

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At 00:04:19,843, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:04:21,243, Character said: Oh, you´re looking well, Joan.

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At 00:04:24,403, Character said: -How are you feeling?
-Thirsty.

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At 00:04:26,973, Character said: [ Chuckles ]

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At 00:04:28,303, Character said: How are you settling
into your new place?

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At 00:04:31,544, Character said: Oh, it´s very nice,
apart from the warden.

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At 00:04:35,844, Character said: She leaves me in the garden
for the birds to peck at,

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At 00:04:39,504, Character said: like Stephen Hawking.

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At 00:04:42,774, Character said: Computer down again, Al?

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At 00:04:44,674, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:45,904, Character said: Hey, you want to get
one of these.

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At 00:04:47,645, Character said: Look, it found your house
on Google Earth.

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At 00:04:50,405, Character said: Didn´t know I´d lost it.

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At 00:04:52,205, Character said: Hey, do us a favor.

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At 00:04:54,175, Character said: Keep an eye on Joan.
You don´t mind, do you?

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At 00:04:55,775, Character said: I mean, gives Maureen a break.
Good lad.

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At 00:05:00,305, Character said: MAUREEN: We took her to a do
the other day.

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At 00:05:02,306, Character said: You remember Mike and Rhoda?

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At 00:05:03,506, Character said: It was their daughter´s
wedding reception.

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At 00:05:05,206, Character said: Beautiful girl.

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At 00:05:06,806, Character said: What a perfect day.

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At 00:05:08,276, Character said: You know when everything
is just fabulous?

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At 00:05:10,706, Character said: The flowers, the gown, the food.

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At 00:05:13,746, Character said: Could not fault any of it, Joy.
You really couldn´t.

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At 00:05:16,346, Character said: And did Joan have a lovely time?

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At 00:05:18,277, Character said: Oh, she vomited her teeth
into the loo.

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At 00:05:21,807, Character said: Does anyone know what´s happened
to Trevor and Carol?

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At 00:05:25,247, Character said: He´s probably lost.
Well, you know what he´s like.

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At 00:05:27,447, Character said: He couldn´t find his a***e
with both hands and a torch.

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At 00:05:29,907, Character said: -John.
-Oh, sorry, Joy.

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At 00:05:31,947, Character said: -Bumhole.
-[ Chuckles ]

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At 00:05:33,608, Character said: If we´re staying,
I´ll have a glass of wine.

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At 00:05:37,278, Character said: Mind you, his short-term memory
is not what it was.

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At 00:05:40,508, Character said: Maybe he´s forgotten
it´s their anniversary, eh?

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At 00:05:42,848, Character said: We´re off the hook.

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At 00:05:44,178, Character said: Carol´s just had, you know,
the operation,

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At 00:05:45,808, Character said: -so she´s a bit up and down.
-Brilliant.

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At 00:05:47,948, Character said: Yeah, but they´re both staying
positive, though, aren´t they?

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At 00:05:50,449, Character said: You have to.

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At 00:05:51,579, Character said: I always say you´ve g***t to
take the positives...