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00:00:51,330 --> 00:00:54,You didn´t tell me John and
Maureen were coming, as well.

00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:56,-Alan, I did tell you.
-You didn´t.

00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,I did tell you.

00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:00,It´s Trevor and Carol´s
anniversary.

00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:01,We´re going out for lunch,

00:01:01,730 --> 00:01:03,and John and Maureen
are coming, too.

00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,Why do we have to see the same
people over and over again?

00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,I mean, family, okay,
you can´t avoid it,

00:01:07,961 --> 00:01:09,but these people are friends.

00:01:09,391 --> 00:01:10,We shouldn´t have to see them.

00:01:10,731 --> 00:01:12,Do you remember that bar
we went to in Albufeira

00:01:12,961 --> 00:01:14,when the kids were little?

00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:16,Do you remember
our first year there?

00:01:16,561 --> 00:01:18,Do you know what Maureen said to
me at the end of that holiday?

00:01:18,831 --> 00:01:22,She said, "Joy, I don´t know how
you keep up with your husband.

00:01:22,192 --> 00:01:23,He´s nonstop."

00:01:23,262 --> 00:01:26,Nonstop, Alan.
Now look at you.

00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:28,I´m not sitting next to Trevor.

00:01:28,562 --> 00:01:29,Don´t be such a baby.

00:01:29,962 --> 00:01:33,Last week, he spent 27 minutes
telling me about his rotavator.

00:01:33,532 --> 00:01:35,His rotavator, Joyce.

00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:36,Just be nice, Alan.

00:01:36,532 --> 00:01:38,Just for once, don´t spoil it.

00:01:38,593 --> 00:01:41,This place is meant
to be fantastic.

00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:43,The Duke and Duchess
of Cambridge have been.

00:01:43,663 --> 00:01:44,Apparently they loved it.

00:01:44,793 --> 00:01:47,Didn´t go there with John
and Maureen, did they?

00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:48,♫ Doo-doo-doo ♫

00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:51,♫ Down, doobie-doo, down, down ♫

00:01:51,663 --> 00:01:55,♫ Come-a, come-a down,
doobie-doo, down, down ♫

00:01:55,834 --> 00:01:58,♫ Come-a, come-a down,
doobie-doo... ♫

00:01:59,764 --> 00:02:01,Whose birthday is it again?

00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:02,It´s nobody´s birthday, Mum.

00:02:02,964 --> 00:02:05,It´s Trevor and Carol´s
anniversary.

00:02:05,194 --> 00:02:06,You know Trevor and Carol.

00:02:08,264 --> 00:02:09,Do we need to get her out?

00:02:09,565 --> 00:02:11,We´ll only be five minutes.
I´ll leave her window open.

00:02:11,595 --> 00:02:13,MAUREEN: We´re not leaving her
in the car,

00:02:13,535 --> 00:02:14,and stop fiddling with that.

00:02:14,965 --> 00:02:16,She likes to get out, John.

00:02:16,535 --> 00:02:18,Just make sure she doesn´t
have too much to drink.

00:02:18,735 --> 00:02:20,Yeah, we don´t want a repeat
of Christmas,

00:02:20,635 --> 00:02:21,her doing the sit-down cancan.

00:02:21,965 --> 00:02:23,It´s that sheltered
accommodation.

00:02:23,565 --> 00:02:25,They´ve g***t them all
wound too tight in there.

00:02:26,336 --> 00:02:28,Different bin collection day
here, Maureen.

00:02:28,396 --> 00:02:30,Look, they´ve g***t the bins out.

00:02:31,196 --> 00:02:32,[ Keyboard clacking ]

00:02:32,596 --> 00:02:34,Alan, get off that.

00:02:34,296 --> 00:02:37,I´m waiting for an e-mail
from Suze about Christmas.

00:02:37,496 --> 00:02:39,-Christmas?
-You know what she´s like.

00:02:39,766 --> 00:02:42,If we don´t get in first, she´ll
make arrangements on her own.

00:02:42,967 --> 00:02:45,She´ll do anything
to avoid seeing us.

00:02:45,897 --> 00:02:49,Why do our boys always end up
with these control-freak women?

00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:50,[ Doorbell rings ]

00:02:50,797 --> 00:02:53,Hope you haven´t left splashes
´round the toilet.

00:02:54,697 --> 00:02:57,ALAN: I get lumbered with Trevor
every time.

00:02:57,238 --> 00:02:59,-You don´t.
-I do.

00:02:59,398 --> 00:03:01,I get lumbered with
boring people, Joyce.

00:03:01,368 --> 00:03:02,There´s something about me
that attracts them.

00:03:02,968 --> 00:03:05,You´re not going to get lumbered
with anyone.

00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:08,And just for today, Alan,
just for today,

00:03:08,868 --> 00:03:10,can we not argue
in front of people?

00:03:10,938 --> 00:03:13,Can we just get through one day
without arguing?

00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:14,We don´t argue.

00:03:14,599 --> 00:03:15,We argue all the time.

00:03:15,899 --> 00:03:17,No, we don´t.

00:03:20,299 --> 00:03:21,JOYCE:
Hi, there!

00:03:22,499 --> 00:03:23,We brought Mum.
Is that okay?

00:03:25,169 --> 00:03:27,Of course it is.

00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,Hi, Joan.
Hi, John.

00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:31,-JOHN: Joyce.
-JOAN: Hello.

00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,We took her into Lynn shopping.

00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,Oh, did she have a nice time?

00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,Not really.
So, how´s the family?

00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,Oh, they´re fine.

00:03:39,170 --> 00:03:42,Lee and Suze are excited
about the baby, I bet.

00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,-You see much of them?
-All the time.

00:03:44,841 --> 00:03:46,Long way to go, though,
isn´t it, Plymouth.

00:03:46,901 --> 00:03:48,No, it´s not far.

00:03:48,601 --> 00:03:51,A14, M5, and you´re there.

00:03:51,241 --> 00:03:55,Oh, it really is nice
to see Joan again. Really is.

00:03:55,571 --> 00:03:59,Only, I´m just thinking,
is she going to be okay?

00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:02,I mean, I wouldn´t want her
to think she couldn´t relax

00:04:02,402 --> 00:04:03,and be herself.

00:04:03,572 --> 00:04:04,She´ll be fine.

00:04:04,642 --> 00:04:07,Only this is quite
an upmarket place,

00:04:07,302 --> 00:04:09,and I know she likes
to let her hair down

00:04:09,642 --> 00:04:11,and have a drink or two.

00:04:11,442 --> 00:04:13,You´re thinking about Christmas.

00:04:13,242 --> 00:04:13,No.

00:04:13,742 --> 00:04:16,Joy, I know
how you like to worry,

00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,but trust me, she´ll be fine.

00:04:17,703 --> 00:04:19,She´ll muck in anywhere,
won´t you, Mum?

00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,Mm.

00:04:21,243 --> 00:04:24,Oh, you´re looking well, Joan.

00:04:24,403 --> 00:04:26,-How are you feeling?
-Thirsty.

00:04:26,973 --> 00:04:28,[ Chuckles ]

00:04:28,303 --> 00:04:31,How are you settling
into your new place?

00:04:31,544 --> 00:04:35,Oh, it´s very nice,
apart from the warden.

00:04:35,844 --> 00:04:39,She leaves me in the garden
for the birds to peck at,

00:04:39,504 --> 00:04:41,like Stephen Hawking.

00:04:42,774 --> 00:04:44,Computer down again, Al?

00:04:44,674 --> 00:04:45,No.

00:04:45,904 --> 00:04:47,Hey, you want to get
one of these.

00:04:47,645 --> 00:04:50,Look, it found your house
on Google Earth.

00:04:50,405 --> 00:04:52,Didn´t know I´d lost it.

00:04:52,205 --> 00:04:54,Hey, do us a favor.

00:04:54,175 --> 00:04:55,Keep an eye on Joan.
You don´t mind, do you?

00:04:55,775 --> 00:04:58,I mean, gives Maureen a break.
Good lad.

00:05:00,305 --> 00:05:02,MAUREEN: We took her to a do
the other day.

00:05:02,306 --> 00:05:03,You remember Mike and Rhoda?

00:05:03,506 --> 00:05:05,It was their daughter´s
wedding reception.

00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:06,Beautiful girl.

00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,What a perfect day.

00:05:08,276 --> 00:05:10,You know when everything
is just fabulous?

00:05:10,706 --> 00:05:13,The flowers, the gown, the food.

00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:16,Could not fault any of it, Joy.
You really couldn´t.

00:05:16,346 --> 00:05:18,And did Joan have a lovely time?

00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,Oh, she vomited her teeth
into the loo.

00:05:21,807 --> 00:05:25,Does anyone know what´s happened
to Trevor and Carol?

00:05:25,247 --> 00:05:27,He´s probably lost.
Well, you know what he´s like.

00:05:27,447 --> 00:05:29,He couldn´t find his a***e
with both hands and a torch.

00:05:29,907 --> 00:05:31,-John.
-Oh, sorry, Joy.

00:05:31,947 --> 00:05:33,-Bumhole.
-[ Chuckles ]

00:05:33,608 --> 00:05:35,If we´re staying,
I´ll have a glass of wine.

00:05:37,278 --> 00:05:40,Mind you, his short-term memory
is not what it was.

00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,Maybe he´s forgotten
it´s their anniversary, eh?

00:05:42,848 --> 00:05:44,We´re off the hook.

00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,Carol´s just had, you know,
the operation,

00:05:45,808 --> 00:05:47,-so she´s a bit up and down.
-Brilliant.

00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,Yeah, but they´re both staying
positive, though, aren´t they?

00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:51,You have to.

00:05:51,579 --> 00:05:54,I always say you´ve g***t to
take the positives...