The Jeffersons s09e12 How Now Dow Jones.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:01,160, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, we're moving
on up to the...

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At 00:01:49,070, Character said: all over town.

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At 00:01:51,030, Character said: Wait, let me tell you why you're a
genius.

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At 00:01:53,091, Character said: Well, a genius is self -explanatory.
Now, if you feel you have to explain it

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At 00:01:56,590, Character said: the ladies, go right ahead.

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At 00:01:57,750, Character said: Aha.

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At 00:02:00,130, Character said: You know, George, it's so rare to find
brain and humility in the same person.

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At 00:02:05,530, Character said: Thank you, Helen.

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At 00:02:06,630, Character said: I'm still looking for that person.

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At 00:02:10,630, Character said: Louise, several months ago, George gave
me a tip on a stock, and guess what? You

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At 00:02:15,210, Character said: need a loan.

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At 00:02:17,630, Character said: Hardly.

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At 00:02:20,560, Character said: I sold it yesterday and made myself $3
,000.

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At 00:02:22,881, Character said: Oh, see that? You should feel proud of
yourself. You started listening to me.

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At 00:02:26,660, Character said: Did you come here to share your profits?

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At 00:02:28,500, Character said: Uh, well, it'd be a little difficult.

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At 00:02:31,020, Character said: Um, Helen's wearing it.

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At 00:02:33,340, Character said: Oh, Mrs.

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At 00:02:35,560, Character said: Willis, that coat is just beautiful.

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At 00:02:38,060, Character said: Oh, thank you, Florence.

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At 00:02:40,180, Character said: Child, I just want you to know, if that
ever becomes a hand -me -down, I'm down.

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At 00:02:48,590, Character said: It does look sensational on you, Ellen.
It sure does.

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At 00:02:51,751, Character said: It looks so good on you, I could almost
forget those cute little animals that

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At 00:02:55,730, Character said: died so you could wear it.

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At 00:03:04,070, Character said: I'm glad you like it.

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At 00:03:06,230, Character said: Boy, that stock market show is
something.

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At 00:03:08,341, Character said: I g***t to find me a way to make some
money without working. You have.

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At 00:03:11,490, Character said: This job.

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At 00:03:18,990, Character said: Oh, well, have fun. You look gorgeous.
Oh, thank you so much, Louise. We'll see

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At 00:03:23,290, Character said: you later. Okay.

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At 00:03:24,490, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:03:25,541, Character said: and George, thanks again. I'm sure that
every time Helen puts on her new coat,

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At 00:03:29,410, Character said: she'll think of you. I sure will.

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At 00:03:32,870, Character said: Oh, Lord, let it be a short winter.

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At 00:03:38,450, Character said: George, I'm so glad you could help Tom.

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At 00:03:42,290, Character said: Better watch out.

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At 00:03:43,590, Character said: If you're not careful, helping people
could become a habit.

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At 00:03:47,210, Character said: Not a chance, Louise.

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At 00:03:48,679, Character said: Uh, Mr. Jefferson, on the off chance
that you g***t one more good deed in you,

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At 00:03:53,240, Character said: about taking a shot at helping me?

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At 00:03:54,720, Character said: Florence, I'd love to help you, but I've
never been to medical school.

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At 00:04:00,140, Character said: Mr.

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At 00:04:01,520, Character said: Jefferson, can we please be serious?

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At 00:04:03,640, Character said: You see, when it comes to high finance,
Mr. Willis is right.

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At 00:04:06,540, Character said: You do know your stuff.

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At 00:04:08,300, Character said: You g***t a knack for making money. Yes, I
do.

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At 00:04:10,860, Character said: But I don't. Yes, you don't.

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At 00:04:12,501, Character said: Anyway... How about giving me some of
that advice like you gave Mr. Willis?

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At 00:04:19,000, Character said: Florence, if I go around giving advice
to everybody in the whole world, I'll be

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At 00:04:21,800, Character said: rich. I'll be just like everybody else.

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At 00:04:25,160, Character said: Well, not exactly, George. Oh, yeah,
we'll be still smarter than them.

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At 00:04:30,120, Character said: Well, that's not what I had in mind.

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At 00:04:32,261, Character said: Oh, you mean better looking?

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At 00:04:34,220, Character said: Let's drop it, George.

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At 00:04:36,380, Character said: Can we get back to me, please?

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At 00:04:39,100, Character said: Listen,

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At 00:04:40,280, Character said: Florence, a little word of advice.

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At 00:04:42,580, Character said: Now, I've known George longer than you
have.

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At 00:04:45,690, Character said: And if you want something from it, I
mean, if you really want it, I'd say

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At 00:04:50,050, Character said: better off asking somebody else.

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At 00:04:51,751, Character said: Well, you're probably right, Miss
Jefferson, but when it comes to

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At 00:04:56,270, Character said: advice, I don't know nobody else.

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At 00:04:59,350, Character said: See? I mean, it's not for me.

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At 00:05:04,350, Character said: It's for my church.

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At 00:05:05,401, Character said: They need new stained glass windows.

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At 00:05:07,230, Character said: Well, why don't you just tell them like
you always tell me? I don't do windows.

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At 00:05:11,081, Character said: I'm serious, Mr. Jefferson. The church
needs money, and I'd like to help, but I

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At 00:05:15,920, Character said: can't afford it. You've g***t to get me in
the market. Look, Florence, how much

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At 00:05:19,160, Character said: money you g***t?

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At 00:05:19,920, Character said: $400. Well, that's enough to get in the
market. Oh. The supermarket.

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At 00:05:33,640, Character said: What's the use? I knew you wouldn't help
me.

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At 00:05:35,811, Character said: I guess if I want to make some money,
I've g***t to find an investment on my

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At 00:05:39,660, Character said: Uh, wait, Florence.

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At 00:05:41,680, Character said: Are you sure you want to talk about
investment?

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At 00:05:44,560, Character said: It's so chancy.

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At 00:05:46,960, Character said: Now, you have $400 nice and safe in the
bank, and it earns a steady 6 %

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At 00:05:53,800, Character said: that you depend on. Now, if you went out
and bought some stock, you would be

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At 00:05:59,680, Character said: risking a sure $24 a year.

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At 00:06:05,020, Character said: George, you've g***t to help this woman.

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At 00:06:10,440, Character said: It'll do with $400.

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At 00:06:12,020, Character said: Well, how much do I need?

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At 00:06:13,540, Character said: At least two grand.

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At 00:06:15,080, Character said: Well, let me ask you a question.

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At 00:06:16,700, Character said: Does that money have to necessarily come
from just me?

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At 00:06:19,471, Character said: Well, what do you have in mind,
Florence?

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At 00:06:21,620, Character said: Well, I was thinking maybe I could get
some of the other maids in the building

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At 00:06:24,100, Character said: to go in with me. Oh, yeah, you mean a
consortium. Yeah, a consortium.

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At 00:06:28,180, Character said: Oh. What's a consortium?

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At 00:06:29,601, Character said: That's when a group of serious investors
get together to form one stock

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At 00:06:35,420, Character said: portfolio.

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At 00:06:36,471, Character said: So if I get a group like that together,
you'll talk to us and help us? Sure,

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At 00:06:39,740, Character said: I'll help you.

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At 00:06:40,410, Character said: Thank you, Mr. Jefferson.

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At 00:06:42,830, Character said: How do you like that, Weez? Ain't that
great? I helped Willis. I helped

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At 00:06:46,650, Character said: Florence. Anything I can do for you? Oh,
I've married you. That's enough.

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At 00:06:54,390, Character said: So, in conclusion, let me reiterate that
although the stock market is admittedly

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At 00:06:59,410, Character said: a volatile arena for investment, the
potential for a sizable return is there

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At 00:07:05,050, Character said: we do our homework and use sound
financial judgment.

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At 00:07:09,910, Character said: Any questions?

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At 00:07:11,030, Character said: Yes. I have a question. Yes.

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At 00:07:13,370, Character said: What is the stock market? Good question.
I was going to ask that myself.

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At 00:07:17,810, Character said: Uh -huh.

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At 00:07:20,290, Character said: So, this is your consortium, huh,
Florence?

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At 00:07:23,590, Character said: Well, I admit we don't know much, but we
each g***t $400.

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At 00:07:27,150, Character said: Yeah, well, I guess money without brains
is better than the other way around.

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At 00:07:31,930, Character said: Okay, now, let me address the question,
and I might add the excellent question

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At 00:07:36,170, Character said: posed by Emma.

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At 00:07:37,580, Character said: What is the stock market? Yeah.

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At 00:07:40,320, Character said: Okay, let me see how I put this easy.

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At 00:07:43,200, Character said: Okay, have any of you ever been outside?

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At 00:07:45,540, Character said: Oh, sure. I was just out there
yesterday.

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At 00:07:48,700, Character said: Good, good.

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At 00:07:50,020, Character said: Okay, then I'm sure you've noticed that
not only are there people, cars, and

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At 00:07:54,940, Character said: buses, but there are also stores and
businesses out there, right? I'm with

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At 00:08:00,000, Character said: so far.

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At 00:08:00,680, Character said: He makes a lot of sense.

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At 00:08:03,240, Character said: Good.

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At 00:08:04,580, Character said: So anyway...

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At 00:08:05,631, Character said: You see, these businesses don't always
use their own money. Sometimes they get

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At 00:08:09,230, Character said: small amounts from people like
yourselves.

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At 00:08:11,461, Character said: Then they give you a stock certificate
which says that a piece of the company...