There Is No I In Threesome.2021.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX] Subtitles

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00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:18,[Mutters]

00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:19,[Both chuckle softly]

00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:31,Man: You OK?

00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,Yeah. I'm ready.

00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:41,[Loud clank in distance]

00:01:41,375 --> 00:01:42,Woman: OK.

00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:44,[Man exhales sharply]

00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:45,Man: I have to pee.

00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,Woman: You have to pee?
Go for it.

00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:48,Oh, yeah.
There's no one here.

00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:50,OK.
F***k. Except that guy.

00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,[Woman chuckles]

00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:53,Man: I'll just
go with it.

00:01:53,541 --> 00:01:55,[Woman chuckles]

00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,Woman: I don't think he
even noticed we're here.

00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,OK.

00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:00,[Man groans]

00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,[Chuckles]

00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,Man: OK, f***k. OK, This
is actually happening.

00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,Yeah.

00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:09,Maybe I shouldn't have
the strap around my wrist

00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:10,so that my wrist
doesn't fall off when--

00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,OK. But when are--
F***k.

00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:15,Man: So we go straight,
straight like a candle.

00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:17,Yeah, I'm crossing my legs
so I don't split in two.

00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:19,Argh. F***g come on.

00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:20,Don't look down.

00:02:20,666 --> 00:02:23,I'm gonna be sick
in a minute.

00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:24,OK.
Now shooting.

00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:26,Are you doing this
with me?

00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:27,Yeah. We'll do this
together.

00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,This is gonna look
good in the film.

00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:30,[Yells]

00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:32,I'm gonna count down...
Oh, f***k.

00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,from 10--
Oh, f***k.

00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:34,until 1.
Oh, f***k.

00:02:34,958 --> 00:02:37,And on zero, you jump.

00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:39,OK. Holding hands.

00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,10, 9, 8...
F***k.

00:02:42,958 --> 00:02:45,7, 6...
F***k, f***k.

00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:47,5, 4, 3...
[Groaning]

00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,[Yells]

00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:52,2, 1. Go! Aah!
Aah!

00:02:52,625 --> 00:02:54,[Loud thud]

00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:57,[Muffled sound of
pool waves]

00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:13,["Okostrom" by Mia playing]

00:03:13,666 --> 00:03:16,Mia: ♪ Ich bin heut morgen
aufgewacht ♪

00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:19,♪ Was hab ich seitdem alles
falsch gemacht ♪

00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:21,♪ Eine Stimme aus dem Radio ♪

00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,♪ Sagt heute
wär sie gar nicht froh ♪

00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,♪ Das wir auf fremde kosten
glücklich sind ♪

00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,♪ Ich seh mich um und glaub
das es stimmt ♪

00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:31,♪ Klebt an meinem Kaffee Blut ♪

00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,♪ Schmecke das halb nur halb
so gut ♪

00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:36,♪ Dann geh ich auf die Straße ♪

00:03:37,041 --> 00:03:39,♪ Und das tut weh ♪

00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,♪ Weil ich statt einem Lächeln ♪

00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:45,♪ Nur leere Gesichter she ♪

00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,♪ Ich bin gerad aufgewacht ♪

00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,♪ Hab meine Augen aufgemacht ♪

00:03:50,541 --> 00:03:52,♪ Für einen ersten ♪

00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:55,♪ Schritt ist es nie zu spät ♪

00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,♪ Ich habe angefangen ♪

00:03:58,416 --> 00:04:01,♪ Ich hab jetzt Ökostrom ♪

00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:02,♪ Ich will mein Leben ♪

00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:08,♪ Weil es sonst
ein andrer lebt... ♪

00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,♪ Lebt... ♪

00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:13,Man: That's Zoe.
She's an actress.

00:04:13,958 --> 00:04:15,I can do a handstand
as well.

00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,[Thud]
Ooh, f***k.

00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:19,And this is me--Ollie.

00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,I make films.

00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:24,We g***t engaged one year ago

00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:27,and have been in an open
relationship for three months,

00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:29,which means we are
mostly committed

00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:32,but allowed to cheat
on each other.

00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:35,Zoe is the love of my life,

00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:38,but I always felt like I didn't
make the most of my 20s,

00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:40,that I was
a sexual underachiever.

00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,So with the wedding as
the finishing line,

00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:45,being open seems
like the perfect way

00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:48,to get that out of my system.

00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:50,I ** part German, though,

00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:53,so I did insist on some rules.

00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:54,Zoe: You want me
to read it out?

00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:56,Ollie: Do you mind
if you read them out?

00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:58,OK, let me get it.

00:04:58,291 --> 00:05:00,This is the
"Monogamous Manifesto,"

00:05:00,875 --> 00:05:02,the rules that
we have set up

00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:05,to safeguard
our love.

00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:10,What if your man
becomes grubby, lazy...

00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:11,What do you mean,
"becomes"?

00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:14,[Laughter]

00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,Zoe: Rule number one--

00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,our primary goal is to
create a fun, happy,

00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:21,healthy sexually
exciting relationship

00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:23,with each other.

00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:24,Satisfying our
libidos and egos

00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,always comes second
to the health

00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:28,and happiness of
our relationship.

00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:30,Do you love me?

00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:32,How much?

00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:36,[Chuckling]

00:05:36,291 --> 00:05:37,That much.

00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,The second rule of
the manifesto,

00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:40,which states that
there is to be

00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,plenty of warning before
sleeping with someone else

00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:46,and that only samesies--
same-s***x encounters--

00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:47,are permitted.

00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:49,But I just f***d a guy,
so we're way past that.

00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,Yeah, yeah.
I'm growing a lot

00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,because we have to talk
a lot about stuff--

00:05:53,791 --> 00:05:55,Talk 'cause we're
doing this.

00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:56,But also, you know,

00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:57,before something
happens and afterwards.

00:05:58,041 --> 00:06:00,Zoe, voice-over:
Rule number 3--

00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,honesty is paramount,

00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,and we talk about
every encounter.

00:06:03,291 --> 00:06:05,Do you need to talk,
boyfriend-husband?

00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:07,Do you want to
talk about it?

00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,I've g***t so much detail.

00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:10,Ollie: No, no, that's
good. I'm fine.

00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,I've g***t so much to tell
you about, his oblong--

00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:13,OK, that's fine. That's
fine. I'm fine. Ugh.

00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:17,Ollie, voice-over: Zoe and I
are making this film together.

00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:20,And, yes, as if
all this sleeping around

00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:22,isn't self-indulgent enough,

00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:26,here we are making what
is essentially a selfie film.

00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:29,[Laughter]

00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:33,Using mainly our phones,

00:06:34,041 --> 00:06:37,the camera is only ever
an arm's length away.

00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:39,This is natural,
isn't it?

00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:42,So I've put your phone
in the corner there.

00:06:42,541 --> 00:06:44,You want me to put
my phone where?

00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:45,I've just put it
on a tripod.

00:06:45,625 --> 00:06:47,Just leave it there.

00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:48,Yeah, that's
good. Yup.

00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:50,Ollie, voice-over:
Same for the microphones.

00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:53,Like here...

00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,I'm in charge of it...

00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:55,and here...

00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:56,and here.

00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,Don't. Is it right on
the back of the pants or...?

00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,I mean...

00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,Ollie: OK. Do I need
to show off

00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,all the gear I g***t,
do you think?

00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:08,Are people
gonna care?

00:07:08,416 --> 00:07:10,Zoe: They don't care
about your gear.

00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:12,You know what they do
care about, though, babe?

00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:14,You know what they
are gonna like?

00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:15,The carrot?

00:07:15,541 --> 00:07:16,No, not the carrot.

00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:17,And you
fellating it.

00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,[Chuckling]
No.

00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:21,No, they're gonna
care about

00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,125...