The Jeffersons s11e19 State of Mind Subtitles

00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:08,Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
to the sun, moving on up, to a deep...

00:01:11,690 --> 00:01:13,What do you hear about your new next
-door neighbor?

00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:16,Oh, Helen, you know me. I'd never pry.

00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,Ooh, Miss Jefferson, guess what?

00:01:20,030 --> 00:01:22,You know the dirt you wanted on that new
next -door neighbor?

00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:25,Well, I g***t some.

00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:31,Well, as president of the tenants'
council, I consider this my official

00:01:31,690 --> 00:01:32,responsibility.

00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,This.

00:01:34,910 --> 00:01:36,Well, her name is Robin Richardson.

00:01:37,170 --> 00:01:39,She's rich, young, and single.

00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:45,drives a brand -new $30 ,000 sports car,
owns about 300 pairs of shoes, a mama

00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:49,and daddy co -signed a lease for, reads
all the latest rock magazines, and guess

00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:53,what? She is throwing a major party at
her place tonight.

00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,Well, go back out and get all the
details.

00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,Me? What you talking about?

00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:00,I ain't no snoop.

00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,You know, Florence has a point.

00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,That girl's business is none of ours.

00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,Oh, you're right.

00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:10,Let's just let it rest.

00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,300 pairs of shoes!

00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,Careful!

00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:20,Just a crack.

00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,I can't see a thing.

00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:27,Hold on a sec.

00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,I saw this once on the man from Uncle.

00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:42,There she is.

00:02:43,770 --> 00:02:44,Young.

00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:46,Thin.

00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:48,We hate her.

00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:56,Oh, now, wait a minute. It's not fair to
make snap judgments based on one little

00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,look. You're right.

00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:05,She's too thin.

00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:07,She's too young.

00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:09,She's coming.

00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:17,Just being guys.

00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,Yeah, I'm Robin, your new neighbor. We
know.

00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,She means we know you're going to like
it here.

00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:29,I'm Louise Jefferson, and this is my
friend Helen Willis. Hello.

00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:31,Hi. So what's with the mirror?

00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,Oh, the mirror. Oh, well, this... Helen.

00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:36,Oh, this?

00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:40,Well, um... Oh, Don, there's the
elevator.

00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:45,You know, I would love to stay and chat,
but I've g***t to get down to my

00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:46,apartment.

00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,Down? Helen, your apartment is upstairs.

00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,I'm taking the scenic route.

00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,Nice meeting you, Robin.

00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:54,Yeah.

00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:56,Oh, darn.

00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:59,Now, we'll never know what the mirror
was for.

00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,Well, I know what I'd do with it if I
were you. Here, take a look.

00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:07,See, now, your makeup looks sort of...
What's the word? Um, washed out.

00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:09,That's two words, dear.

00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,Oh, please, you know what you need?

00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,Bless her.

00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,It'll bring out your cheekbones.

00:04:16,269 --> 00:04:18,Oh, uh, but thank you, Robin.

00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:21,I like my cheekbones where they are.

00:04:21,589 --> 00:04:22,No prob.

00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:26,When we have more time next week, I'll
bring over my big makeup kit. We'll do

00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:27,over your whole face.

00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,Oh, goody. Yeah.

00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:32,So, uh, what would be a good day?

00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:35,Uh, tell you what.

00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,Let's play it by ear.

00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:40,Good deal. Listen, I gotta go.

00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:41,I'll catch you later.

00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:43,Not if I catch you first.

00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,sounds so formal. Can I call you Louie?

00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,No. Okay.

00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:05,Well, anyway, the reason I came back is
because I forgot. Well, can I borrow

00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:07,some confetti for my party tonight?

00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:13,Aw, gee, I used the last of mine when
the astronauts rode down Fifth Avenue.

00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,Why don't you try Mr.

00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,Bentley in 12E?

00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:18,Thanks, Louise.

00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:22,Oh, here, try this lipstick. It's called
Bubblegum Pink.

00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:26,Oh, thanks, but I always wear juicy
fruit.

00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,Go keep it, really, because it'll make
your teeth look much whiter.

00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:34,Bye!

00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:43,Anyway,

00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:51,Harry, I hate to start out our
friendship by having to ask you a favor,

00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,Nonsense! and favors are the backbone of
the good neighbor system.

00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,But I must warn you, wayward borrower,
I'm all out of milk and sugar and eggs.

00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:02,No, Bob, because what I wanted, I wanted
some confetti. Oh, well, come right in.

00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,Oh, you mean I have some?

00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,Yes, and if there isn't enough, I've g***t
a stack of comic books and a quiz in

00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:08,art.

00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,Yay!

00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:11,I didn't think I'd ever find any.

00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,You mean you've already asked other
people? Well, only the old lady who

00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,next door.

00:06:27,510 --> 00:06:30,Ladies? What a hell of a funny show this
is.

00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:34,What is it?

00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:36,60 Minutes.

00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:41,What comes on next?

00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,Oh, George, this is ridiculous.

00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:50,All we do is sit here like dummies
watching other people's made -up lies.

00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:52,You're right. Let's go to the movies.

00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,I don't want to watch.

00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,I want to do.

00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:01,We used to get out and do fun things
when we were young.

00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:05,Oh, I know. Hey, get up. Come here. Come
here.

00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:11,Let's drive out to Coney Island and take
a walk on the beach like we used to.

00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:13,See, that's a great idea. I'll get you a
sweater.

00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:14,Hey.

00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:20,Oh, you know, you're right. Those sea
breezes can get chilly. You better get

00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,coats instead.

00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,Jack.

00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,with all the broken bottles on the stand
these days, we need heavy shoes.

00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:31,Oh, oh, you know what I just remembered?

00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,Those horrible fleas, they eat me alive.

00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,Don't forget the bug spray.

00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,Whoa.

00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,Surf's up.

00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,Oh, George, I'm not in the mood anymore.

00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:49,Surf's down.

00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,Hey, tell you what.

00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:55,Why don't we go up to Mario's and have
one of those kitchen sink pizzas like we

00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:56,used to?

00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:57,That sounds great.

00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:02,Although, that neighborhood has gone to
pot lately, hasn't it?

00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:06,And wasn't Mario having trouble with the
Board of Health?

00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,Yeah, but now we g***t the bug spray.

00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:15,George, I don't know why you suggested
that hole in the first place.

00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:17,I guess I lost my head.

00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:19,Hey, you know who I hope that is?

00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,Who? Anybody.

00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:24,I spoke too soon.

00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:31,Hi, you two. Listen, who'd like to go
get ice cream cones? Hey, that's a great

00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:32,idea, Weas.

00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,Where's Tom?

00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,Oh, he went on ahead.

00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:36,There are 31 flavors.

00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:42,Do you realize how much exercise you
have to do to burn off the calories of a

00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,single scoop of ice cream at your age?

00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:48,Well, I'll tell you what.

00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:50,I'll start exercising right now.

00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,I'll exercise my option to leave.

00:08:56,319 --> 00:08:57,I don't understand.

00:08:57,940 --> 00:09:02,Is it just me, or is Helen a big dud
lately?

00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,Is it just you?

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