Boomers.S01E04.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gusty_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:30,741, Character said: [ Camera shutter clicks ]

At 00:00:38,442, Character said: Have you invited
everyone from work?

At 00:00:40,582, Character said: ALAN: Yep.

At 00:00:43,712, Character said: What about champagne?

At 00:00:45,282, Character said: Have you g***t champagne?

At 00:00:46,882, Character said: I want a bit of sophistication,
a bit of class.

At 00:00:49,882, Character said: We don´t need champagne.

At 00:00:51,483, Character said: We´ve g***t cava.

At 00:00:53,313, Character said: Cava is fine for that lot.

At 00:00:54,583, Character said: You are gonna be nice
to everyone, aren´t you, Alan?

At 00:00:56,943, Character said: Joyce, this is
your retirement party.

At 00:00:58,913, Character said: I want everyone to feel welcome.

At 00:01:08,684, Character said: I´m just not keen on having it
at home, that´s all.

At 00:01:12,314, Character said: You can´t ever really relax
when you´re throwing a party.

At 00:01:15,244, Character said: Yeah, but you´re not
throwing it, Joyce. I **.

At 00:01:17,314, Character said: And it´ll be fantastic.
I promise.

At 00:01:18,884, Character said: What I really wanted was
a very tasteful surprise party

At 00:01:22,445, Character said: at a country hotel.

At 00:01:23,745, Character said: Sandra, when she retired
from the police...

At 00:01:26,385, Character said: Here we go.

At 00:01:27,215, Character said: ...she had a themed
famous detectives party

At 00:01:29,745, Character said: at the Marriott.

At 00:01:30,785, Character said: Marquee, swing band,
chocolate fountain,

At 00:01:34,516, Character said: Hercule Poirot serving
all the champagne cocktails.

At 00:01:37,816, Character said: It had a bit of class,
a bit of tastefulness,

At 00:01:40,546, Character said: a bit of sophistication.

At 00:01:41,716, Character said: Yeah, but you don´t have
to spend that kind of money

At 00:01:43,416, Character said: to be classy, Joyce.

At 00:01:44,786, Character said: I promise you
I will transform our house

At 00:01:47,387, Character said: into your very own special
country hotel just for the day.

At 00:01:53,387, Character said: Ah, where would I find
a patio heater

At 00:01:56,247, Character said: and some heavy-duty
plastic sheeting?

At 00:02:01,348, Character said: Hi!

At 00:02:02,388, Character said: -Hi.
-Hi.

At 00:02:03,488, Character said: Oh, you didn´t all need to come.

At 00:02:04,988, Character said: It´s Saturday morning, Joy.
What else are we gonna do?

At 00:02:07,648, Character said: If Maureen doesn´t get her
garden-center fix of a Saturday,

At 00:02:10,018, Character said: she goes into withdrawal.

At 00:02:11,618, Character said: Which one for the front porch?

At 00:02:14,218, Character said: I can´t decide.

At 00:02:15,219, Character said: I´ve literally fallen in love
with them both.

At 00:02:17,349, Character said: We like the coffee in here,
don´t we?

At 00:02:19,449, Character said: Yeah.

At 00:02:20,289, Character said: Best cappuccino vanilla shake
in Thurnemouth.

At 00:02:22,489, Character said: Certainly is.

At 00:02:24,219, Character said: Actually, it´s the only
cappuccino vanilla shake

At 00:02:26,319, Character said: in Thurnemouth.

At 00:02:32,420, Character said: All set for tomorrow?
G***t your party head on?

At 00:02:34,690, Character said: -I think so.
-It´s a big day for Joyce.

At 00:02:36,520, Character said: End of a working life.

At 00:02:37,720, Character said: That´s the last time
she´ll ever make any money.

At 00:02:39,450, Character said: You want to make sure
it goes with a bang.

At 00:02:41,320, Character said: -I´ll do me best.
-And you´re not on your own.

At 00:02:43,491, Character said: Remember that.

At 00:02:44,521, Character said: We´re all on hand to chip in.

At 00:02:46,291, Character said: Thanks.
I appreciate that.

At 00:02:47,321, Character said: Joyce has been a rock for us all
over the years,

At 00:02:49,591, Character said: and we´re gonna do
everything we can

At 00:02:51,221, Character said: to make tomorrow
a day she´ll remember forever.

At 00:02:53,491, Character said: -Mm.
-Maureen´s bringing crisps.

At 00:03:00,592, Character said: -How was London?
-Oh, it was lovely.

At 00:03:03,592, Character said: Really nice
to catch up with Jackie.

At 00:03:05,452, Character said: We had a fantastic lunch
in Covent Garden.

At 00:03:07,952, Character said: Sounds upmarket.

At 00:03:09,492, Character said: No, it was smart,
but not over the top.

At 00:03:12,353, Character said: Being from London,
I´m not fazed by these places.

At 00:03:15,423, Character said: I´m used to a bit of glam.

At 00:03:17,423, Character said: Are we gonna get a bit of glam
at yours tomorrow, Joyce?

At 00:03:19,753, Character said: Wouldn´t get your hopes up.
Alan´s organizing it.

At 00:03:22,553, Character said: It´s not gonna be
a big do anyway.

At 00:03:24,853, Character said: There´s been
a few retirement parties

At 00:03:26,894, Character said: g***t out of hand recently.

At 00:03:28,694, Character said: Not going down that road.

At 00:03:29,994, Character said: Barbara Wait had to have
her living-room carpet

At 00:03:32,324, Character said: steam-cleaned after hers,

At 00:03:33,924, Character said: and she said her toilet
was awash with urine.

At 00:03:36,894, Character said: Men get worse as they get older,
don´t they?

At 00:03:39,725, Character said: Have you tried a ping-pong ball?

At 00:03:41,555, Character said: You know -- in the pan.

At 00:03:43,495, Character said: Give them something to aim at.

At 00:03:45,895, Character said: Worked for John.

At 00:03:46,955, Character said: I don´t think
Alan could hit a ping-pong ball.

At 00:03:49,795, Character said: Trevor would struggle
to hit a table.

At 00:03:54,756, Character said: How´s the video tribute going?

At 00:03:57,226, Character said: It´s all done.

At 00:03:58,696, Character said: I´ve g***t this new camera.
Does all the editing for you.

At 00:04:00,926, Character said: It´s amazing.

At 00:04:02,226, Character said: Well, it cost a bob or two,
mind,

At 00:04:03,626, Character said: but you never regret
money well spent, do you?

At 00:04:05,726, Character said: -How much do I owe you?
-No, no, put it away.

At 00:04:07,027, Character said: -Okay.
-This is on me, for Joyce.

At 00:04:09,597, Character said: Now, I´ve kept it light.

At 00:04:10,797, Character said: I mean, I can´t stand it
when people

At 00:04:12,297, Character said: get all soppy over those things,
you know.

At 00:04:14,597, Character said: It´s like a birthday card.

At 00:04:15,697, Character said: You want a funny one
or a syrupy one.

At 00:04:18,027, Character said: Did you ever get one of
those cards, right, which says,

At 00:04:20,457, Character said: "For that someone extra special
on their birthday"?

At 00:04:23,028, Character said: times out of 10, the person
who´s sent it is a pillock.

At 00:04:25,698, Character said: Did I tell you
I´ve taken up cycling?

At 00:04:28,528, Character said: minutes a week.
That´s all you need.

At 00:04:30,558, Character said: -I´m gonna get this one.
-I wouldn´t.

At 00:04:32,458, Character said: -What´s wrong with it?
-It´s no good.

At 00:04:34,358, Character said: It´s the cheapest.

At 00:04:35,599, Character said: You get what you pay for, see?

At 00:04:37,399, Character said: You only get
one retirement party.

At 00:04:39,599, Character said: Do you want Joyce´s
to be remembered

At 00:04:40,859, Character said: as the one where all the guests
caught hypothermia and died?

At 00:04:45,299, Character said: It´s happened before.

At 00:04:46,999, Character said: CAROL:
Now, we don´t want you

At 00:04:47,999, Character said: to worry about catering
tomorrow, do we, Maureen?

At 00:04:50,600, Character said: No.

At 00:04:51,600, Character said: We´re taking over the kitchen.

At 00:04:53,330, Character said: So you can concentrate
on letting your hair down.

At 00:04:55,800, Character said: I´m doing nem nuong.

At 00:04:57,400, Character said: MAUREEN: Nem nuong.
Vietnamese.

At 00:04:58,930, Character said: Very cosmopolitan.

At 00:05:00,360, Character said: I´m doing an Asian fusion course
at the U3A.

At 00:05:03,301, Character said: You want to go online
and check them out.

At 00:05:04,901, Character said: You can do all sorts of things.

At 00:05:06,401, Character said: Very interesting courses.

At 00:05:07,701, Character said: Really, Carol,
you don´t need to.

At 00:05:09,731, Character said: Joyce!
It´s all taken care of.

At 00:05:12,031, Character said: We don´t want to hear
any more about it.

At 00:05:13,731, Character said: Yeah, but nong numong?

At 00:05:15,561, Character said: -Nem nuong.
-[ Sighs ]

At 00:05:17,302, Character said: Yeah, that sounds
like it might be tricky.

At 00:05:19,502, Character said: Joyce, you want a bit
of sophistication, don´t you?

At 00:05:22,662, Character said: A little bit
of cosmopolitaneity.

At 00:05:25,932, Character said: MAUREEN:
I agree.

At 00:05:27,532, Character said: I mean, I think we´re
very sophisticated up here.

At 00:05:30,632, Character said: Do you know what Jackie said
to me the other day at lunch?

At 00:05:33,363, Character said: "You look like you´ve settled
into life in the country."

At 00:05:36,403, Character said: Know what I mean?

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