Wednesday.S02E01.1080p.HEVC.x265-MeGusta[EZTVx.to].en Subtitles

At 00:00:10,550, Character said: It's been an eventful summer.

At 00:00:12,300, Character said: Raindrops on roses

At 00:00:16,430, Character said: And whiskers on kittens

At 00:00:19,940, Character said: I'm tied up in a serial killer's basement.

At 00:00:22,610, Character said: Who said nightmares don't come true?

At 00:00:24,520, Character said: Bright copper kettles

At 00:00:27,900, Character said: And warm woolen mittens

At 00:00:31,110, Character said: He's under the delusion
that I'm his next victim.

At 00:00:33,530, Character said: Brown paper packages
Tied up with strings

At 00:00:37,200, Character said: I'll let him cherish that notion
while I explain my predicament.

At 00:00:40,000, Character said: These are a few of my favorite things

At 00:00:49,880, Character said: I spent my vacation
mastering my psychic ability.

At 00:00:53,470, Character said: All the answers
were in Goody's book of spells.

At 00:00:57,640, Character said: With my ability now under control,

At 00:00:59,640, Character said: I set my sights on an obsession I've had
since I was six years old.

At 00:01:03,900, Character said: Before dying, victim number
At 00:01:07,070, Character said: described the suspect.

At 00:01:08,610, Character said: The Kansas City Scalper,

At 00:01:10,610, Character said: America's most elusive serial killer.

At 00:01:12,910, Character said: …blood everywhere.

At 00:01:14,620, Character said: To psychically locate him,

At 00:01:16,240, Character said: all I needed was an object
from one of his crime scenes.

At 00:01:30,130, Character said: The Scalper's 11th victim

At 00:01:31,880, Character said: dropped her prized bowling ball
when she was snatched.

At 00:01:47,820, Character said: With the Scalper finally in my crosshairs,

At 00:01:51,990, Character said: I had one final harrowing
obstacle to overcome.

At 00:01:56,950, Character said: Welcome to Newark Airport.

At 00:01:59,620, Character said: Random screening searches
are a requirement at this airport.

At 00:02:05,330, Character said: American Airlines flight AA8272
to Kansas City is now boarding at gate 43.

At 00:02:17,800, Character said: Anything else on your person?

At 00:02:20,930, Character said: I need a wand on this one.

At 00:02:24,140, Character said: Arms.

At 00:02:46,170, Character said: Attention all passengers…

At 00:02:52,550, Character said: Which part of "prohibited items"
don't you understand, young lady?

At 00:02:56,550, Character said: The part where you believe

At 00:02:57,680, Character said: cramming hundreds of people
into a metal tube flying through the air

At 00:03:00,390, Character said: creates some sort of utopia
where weapons aren't needed.

At 00:03:03,180, Character said: Can we get a bag check?

At 00:03:05,560, Character said: Yeah.

At 00:03:15,110, Character said: I'm headed to the Junior Embalmers
Convention in Kansas City.

At 00:03:17,950, Character said: It's a prosthetic hand.

At 00:03:20,410, Character said: Yeah, that's not the problem.

At 00:03:22,870, Character said: You care to explain this?

At 00:03:26,250, Character said: Curious.

At 00:03:28,580, Character said: I have no idea how that ended up there.

At 00:03:31,090, Character said: This is over 3.4 ounces,
which means it's a big no-no.

At 00:03:34,340, Character said: I'd appreciate it
if you didn't waste our time.

At 00:03:37,930, Character said: Sun cream? Seriously?

At 00:03:54,650, Character said: Are your serial killer services
listed online too?

At 00:04:43,070, Character said: I made you a gift.

At 00:04:51,580, Character said: It's how I remember all my…

At 00:04:54,670, Character said: special guests.

At 00:05:04,850, Character said: Let me show you some of my own handiwork.

At 00:05:55,900, Character said: What?

At 00:05:57,320, Character said: It's nothing. Just a minor psychic glitch.

At 00:05:59,690, Character said: You're not to breathe a word
of this to anyone, you understand?

At 00:06:02,320, Character said: Especially my mother.

At 00:06:04,490, Character said: Now.

At 00:06:08,660, Character said: Let's play dolls.

At 00:07:32,120, Character said: I'm not finding anything
related to black tears.

At 00:07:35,870, Character said: Like I said, it's just a glitch.

At 00:07:38,250, Character said: Darling, Lurch has packed the car.

At 00:07:40,590, Character said: We must be off.

At 00:07:42,000, Character said: You don't want to be late
for the first day of school.

At 00:07:44,630, Character said: I was hoping to spend
more time with you this summer.

At 00:07:48,220, Character said: I feel like I've barely seen you.

At 00:07:50,010, Character said: Writers should refill their creative cups
before they begin again.

At 00:07:53,180, Character said: So I indulged in my favorite passions,
torment and humiliation.

At 00:07:56,810, Character said: When do I get to read your novel?

At 00:07:59,190, Character said: When the sun explodes

At 00:08:00,560, Character said: and the earth is consumed
in a molten apocalypse.

At 00:08:04,190, Character said: Soon, Mother. Soon.

At 00:08:06,690, Character said: Chop-chop.

At 00:08:10,870, Character said: Remember where your loyalty lies.

At 00:08:25,760, Character said: That's my boy.

At 00:08:27,300, Character said: You and your Uncle Fester
with the same ability.

At 00:08:30,090, Character said: You're a chip off
the old executioner's block.

At 00:08:32,930, Character said: Stick your finger in enough sockets,
you learn a thing or two.

At 00:08:37,230, Character said: It's so weird that it skipped you, Dad.

At 00:08:40,520, Character said: Being an Outcast isn't about
what you can do.

At 00:08:43,360, Character said: It's a state of mind.

At 00:08:46,280, Character said: You need to work on your aim.

At 00:08:47,940, Character said: Pugsley has always struggled with his aim.

At 00:08:51,030, Character said: From potty training
to his first grenade launcher.

At 00:08:54,950, Character said: Lurch can attest to that.
Can't you, old chap?

At 00:09:09,800, Character said: I'm just glad to see you
taking an interest in your brother.

At 00:09:12,840, Character said: I'm keeping a mental list
of how his ability can serve my needs.

At 00:09:15,890, Character said: That's the spirit, my littlebombita.

At 00:09:18,100, Character said: There is no "we" in family.

At 00:09:20,560, Character said: Only an "I."

At 00:09:25,440, Character said: There's a stop sign.

At 00:09:26,940, Character said: Hit the O, dead center.

At 00:09:28,940, Character said: I'm not sure I can.

At 00:09:30,990, Character said: If you don't, I'll be forced to hit eject.

At 00:09:34,200, Character said: Only Dad's button can do that.

At 00:09:37,160, Character said: I had Thing rewire it.

At 00:10:34,550, Character said: Down by the broken treehouse

At 00:10:37,300, Character said: Swing me upon its hanging tire

At 00:10:42,060, Character said: Bring… Bring… Bring your flowered hat

At 00:10:49,020, Character said: Oh, come here!

At 00:12:00,590, Character said: They're onto me.

At 00:12:01,760, Character said: If I don't make it,
the evidence is safe at the bullpen.

At 00:12:48,430, Character said: Mmm.

At 00:12:54,150, Character said: Wait.

At 00:12:55,230, Character said: This is the first time you've ever
willingly returned to a school.

At 00:12:59,780, Character said: - How does it feel?
- Like returning to the scene of the crime.

At 00:13:03,280, Character said: I already know
where the bodies are buried.

At 00:13:05,910, Character said: No more uncontrolled chaos.

At 00:13:07,870, Character said: I will bend this place to my will.

At 00:13:10,370, Character said: Be careful, dear.

At 00:13:12,250, Character said: Control is often an illusion.

At 00:13:15,710, Character said: Like I let your father believe
he's in charge of this family.

At 00:13:19,050, Character said: Do you think
I'll actually make a friend here?

At 00:13:21,220, Character said: You'll make lots of friends.

At 00:13:23,680, Character said: These are our people.

At 00:13:25,470, Character said: Poor Pugsley.

At 00:13:27,010, Character said: Your father and I will get him settled in.

At 00:13:29,430, Character said: Promise me…
you will take care of your brother.

At 00:13:33,650, Character said: I always do.

At 00:13:44,780, Character said: Here are the ground rules.

At 00:13:46,160, Character said: No eye contact without permission.

At 00:13:47,870, Character said: Bullying assistance requests
must be submitted through writing.

At 00:13:50,830, Character said: And Thing reports to me.

At 00:13:52,370, Character said: Understand?

At 00:14:03,760, Character said: Ooh!

At 00:14:04,680, Character said: Creamies!

At 00:14:09,220, Character said: Wednesday!

At 00:14:10,310, Character said: - There she is!
- Right there, in black!

At 00:14:16,110, Character said: Can I get your autograph?

At 00:14:18,770, Character said: I only sign my name in blood.

At 00:14:20,860, Character said: I would expect nothing less.

At 00:14:22,820, Character said: I never said it was my own blood.

At 00:14:26,910, Character said: You are done here.

At 00:14:28,950, Character said: Shoo.

At 00:14:33,290, Character said: That was disturbing.

At 00:14:35,120, Character said: You better get used to it.

At 00:14:36,920, Character said: You're a big deal after the whole saving
the school from the demon pilgrim thing.

At 00:14:40,670, Character said: Why does anyone still care?

At 00:14:43,510, Character said: You're not much of a clout chaser,
are you?

At 00:14:46,010, Character said: Popularity doesn't play
by the laws of physics.

At 00:14:48,640, Character said: The harder you repel it,
the harder it comes for you.

At 00:14:54,350, Character said: Wednesday Addams!

At 00:14:55,940, Character said: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

At 00:14:58,190, Character said: It is an honor to meet
the savior of Nevermore.