The Jeffersons Double Trouble Eng S09E24 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,910, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, we're moving
on up, too deep down, moving on up, to a

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At 00:00:07,270, Character said: deep...

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At 00:01:17,840, Character said: Ask what you were doing.

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At 00:01:19,200, Character said: Well, I'm watching that TV program,
Consumer Watchdog, with Leontine

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At 00:01:23,340, Character said: And I'm doing some product testing right
along with the show.

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At 00:01:26,540, Character said: Did you know that a Digifax wash can
stay in a high -speed blender for ten

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At 00:01:31,900, Character said: minutes and still come out ticking?

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At 00:01:35,820, Character said: No. But I didn't know you owned a
Digifax wash.

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At 00:01:40,380, Character said: Oh, I don't. It's yours.

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At 00:01:44,440, Character said: I wish you would have asked me first.

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At 00:01:47,600, Character said: But I guess it's good to know that my
watch can survive something like that.

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At 00:01:52,580, Character said: Too bad we can't say the same thing for
the blender.

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At 00:01:56,320, Character said: Oh, look, she's getting ready to do the
Spongebob paper towel strength test.

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At 00:02:00,380, Character said: This watch had two hands.

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At 00:02:03,380, Character said: But at least you can tell us either day.

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At 00:02:07,500, Character said: Oh, watch this.

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At 00:02:08,800, Character said: For our next report on Consumer
Watchdog, the test you've all been

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At 00:02:13,140, Character said: Spongebob towels.

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At 00:02:16,310, Character said: In fact, the mighty towel, as the
commercials claim.

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At 00:02:19,610, Character said: Well, let's find out.

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At 00:02:21,450, Character said: First, we'll wet the towel.

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At 00:02:25,070, Character said: Here, hold this paper towel.

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At 00:02:33,790, Character said: Then we place a coffee cup on it.

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At 00:02:36,070, Character said: We g***t a coffee cup?

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At 00:02:37,490, Character said: Oh, that's okay. We'll use your watch.

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At 00:02:50,920, Character said: Can't you be like everybody else and
watch Phil Donahue?

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At 00:02:56,340, Character said: Isn't that a disgrace?

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At 00:02:58,040, Character said: Another case of misrepresentation on the
part of a nationally advertised

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At 00:03:01,840, Character said: product? If this reporter had her way,
Sponjo wouldn't sell another paper towel

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At 00:03:07,520, Character said: ever in this or any other country.

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At 00:03:11,140, Character said: But on a brighter note, our show doesn't
only point out the bad guys. We also

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At 00:03:16,560, Character said: believe in giving the good guys a little
recognition.

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At 00:03:19,450, Character said: So this week's Consumer Watchdog pat on
the back goes to a businessman who shows

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At 00:03:24,990, Character said: he cares about the consumer.

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At 00:03:28,270, Character said: Wait, is that all you g***t to do is watch
television all day?

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At 00:03:34,990, Character said: George, it was Florence who was
watching. Oh, sure.

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At 00:03:38,090, Character said: Blame it on the maid.

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At 00:03:42,910, Character said: You ought to see that watch you gave
her.

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At 00:03:45,750, Character said: Go ahead, blame that on me, too.

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At 00:03:47,851, Character said: That Cunningham cleaners was trying to
drive me out of business again.

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At 00:03:54,240, Character said: Oh, George, please. Not Cunningham
again.

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At 00:03:57,101, Character said: Yeah. Now, you know what he's doing?
He's g***t this celebrity campaign.

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At 00:04:00,820, Character said: He's g***t this dumb soap opera star
trying to promote his business.

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At 00:04:04,580, Character said: Oh, so who did he get?

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At 00:04:06,360, Character said: Well, his name is, uh, Kent Tobin.

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At 00:04:09,320, Character said: Kent Tobin!

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At 00:04:11,760, Character said: Kent Tobin! Not the Kent Tobin.

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At 00:04:16,019, Character said: Kent Tobin from Mornings of Our Night.
Oh.

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At 00:04:18,261, Character said: The one that all the nurses are in love
with.

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At 00:04:20,490, Character said: Child, even Lucille, who is blind, is in
love with his aftershave.

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At 00:04:23,470, Character said: Kent Tobin!

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At 00:04:24,850, Character said: You mean Kent Tobin is that Cunningham's
child? Oh!

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At 00:04:30,390, Character said: I think she's heard of him. Oh, come on,
Weezy.

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At 00:04:37,211, Character said: Pretty soon, Cunningham is going to take
my business away. I won't have any

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At 00:04:40,550, Character said: reason to go down there. I have to close
early. I have to close on weekends.

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At 00:04:44,231, Character said: Come on, Weezy, you've g***t to help me.
The next thing you know, I have to spend

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At 00:04:47,210, Character said: all my time with you.

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At 00:04:53,390, Character said: I've g***t to help you. Look, relax.

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At 00:04:55,750, Character said: Now, nobody's going out of their way to
take their clothes to Cunningham just

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At 00:05:01,730, Character said: because Kent Tobin says so.

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At 00:05:22,570, Character said: Wonder where she's going with.

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At 00:05:24,270, Character said: Oh, George, Florence is just one person.

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At 00:05:27,071, Character said: Yeah, well, suppose the whole world was
full of Florences.

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At 00:05:30,210, Character said: Oh, sure, we'd be safe from enemy
attack.

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At 00:05:32,930, Character said: Then I'd be out of business.

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At 00:05:34,970, Character said: George, you're blowing this all out of
proportion.

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At 00:05:38,130, Character said: It is only one newspaper ad.

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At 00:05:42,030, Character said: Yeah, I guess you're right.

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At 00:05:43,450, Character said: Florence ain't like people.

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At 00:05:46,670, Character said: Well, the point is, nobody's going to
take Cunningham's promotion seriously.

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At 00:05:52,440, Character said: George, I just saw Kent Tobin at
Cunningham's.

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At 00:05:55,900, Character said: Oh, don't worry, George. He'll be there
all week.

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At 00:05:59,600, Character said: Isn't that right, Helen?

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At 00:06:01,620, Character said: Uh, Helen?

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At 00:06:03,080, Character said: He touched me.

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At 00:06:07,420, Character said: Oh, I g***t his autograph.

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At 00:06:09,620, Character said: And, George, he even talked to me. I
told him I was a publisher, and he said,

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At 00:06:14,580, Character said: next.

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At 00:06:18,320, Character said: Oh, what a kidder.

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At 00:06:21,929, Character said: Helen, I can't believe a grown -up
acting like this over a soap opera star.

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At 00:06:28,210, Character said: What's gotten into you?

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At 00:06:30,110, Character said: He touched me.

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At 00:06:32,570, Character said: Weezy, I'm dead.

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At 00:06:33,970, Character said: Oh, come on, George.

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At 00:06:36,270, Character said: So people are flocking to Cunningham's.
I mean, how much is a flock?

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At 00:06:42,050, Character said: Well, from what I saw at Cunningham's,
I'd say three, four hundred tops.

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At 00:06:47,150, Character said: See that? I'm ruined. Cunningham's gonna
bury me.

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At 00:06:50,010, Character said: Oh, now, George, don't worry.

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At 00:06:52,030, Character said: Now, let's put on our thinking caps and
see if we can come up with something.

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At 00:06:55,761, Character said: Now, if you were in a war and you were
being outgunned, you'd get a bigger

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At 00:06:59,350, Character said: cannon. And if you were being beaten in
a horse race, well, you'd get a faster

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At 00:07:03,270, Character said: horse. And now that you're being
outpromoted, gee, I don't know what to

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At 00:07:07,630, Character said: you.

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At 00:07:10,270, Character said: You know, Willis, you're a genius.

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At 00:07:12,370, Character said: Really? No, but you gave me a good idea.

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At 00:07:16,090, Character said: Now I'm going to beat Cunningham at his
own...

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At 00:07:18,331, Character said: game. I'm going to out -promote him.
It's going to be the biggest thing that

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At 00:07:21,430, Character said: ever hit this town.

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At 00:07:22,430, Character said: What are you going to do?

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At 00:07:24,010, Character said: I don't know exactly, but I see
confetti.

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At 00:07:28,170, Character said: George, there's no need for you to
compete just to see who can come up with

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At 00:07:33,170, Character said: big promotion.

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At 00:07:34,630, Character said: Now, you offer quality service at fair
prices, and that's the way to run a

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At 00:07:39,690, Character said: business. Right, Helen?

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At 00:07:42,430, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:07:44,730, Character said: He touched me.

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At 00:07:52,300, Character said: never guess who we saw at Cunningham's.

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At 00:07:55,340, Character said: Kent Tobin?

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At 00:07:56,840, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:58,240, Character said: And you know what he did?

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At 00:07:59,700, Character said: He touched you.

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At 00:08:01,360, Character said: Were you there?

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At 00:08:04,580, Character said: No, and neither would you and him if you
were our friends.

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At 00:08:08,260, Character said: Well, now, George, if this Kent Tobin
promotion is really bothering you,

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At 00:08:12,300, Character said: have to fight fire with fire. Just go
out and find a celebrity of your own.

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At 00:08:15,851, Character said: What are you talking about? I can't
afford no celebrity.

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At 00:08:18,240, Character said: Hey, wait a minute.

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At 00:08:19,291, Character said: What about Tony Orlando and Dawn, Weez?

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At 00:08:21,420, Character said: Do you know Tony Orlando and Dawn?

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At 00:08:23,641, Character said: Well, no, but this guy came into the
store the other day and said that his

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At 00:08:27,080, Character said: father was the plumber of Dawn, the
short Dawn.

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