The Jeffersons s09e24 Double Trouble.eng Subtitles

00:00:00,910 --> 00:00:07,Well, we're moving on up, we're moving
on up, too deep down, moving on up, to a

00:00:07,270 --> 00:00:08,deep...

00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:18,Ask what you were doing.

00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,Well, I'm watching that TV program,
Consumer Watchdog, with Leontine

00:01:23,340 --> 00:01:26,And I'm doing some product testing right
along with the show.

00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:31,Did you know that a Digifax wash can
stay in a high -speed blender for ten

00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:33,minutes and still come out ticking?

00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:39,No. But I didn't know you owned a
Digifax wash.

00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:41,Oh, I don't. It's yours.

00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,I wish you would have asked me first.

00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:52,But I guess it's good to know that my
watch can survive something like that.

00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:55,Too bad we can't say the same thing for
the blender.

00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:00,Oh, look, she's getting ready to do the
Spongebob paper towel strength test.

00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:02,This watch had two hands.

00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:05,But at least you can tell us either day.

00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,Oh, watch this.

00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:13,For our next report on Consumer
Watchdog, the test you've all been

00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:14,Spongebob towels.

00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:19,In fact, the mighty towel, as the
commercials claim.

00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:20,Well, let's find out.

00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:23,First, we'll wet the towel.

00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:26,Here, hold this paper towel.

00:02:33,790 --> 00:02:35,Then we place a coffee cup on it.

00:02:36,070 --> 00:02:37,We g***t a coffee cup?

00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,Oh, that's okay. We'll use your watch.

00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,Can't you be like everybody else and
watch Phil Donahue?

00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:57,Isn't that a disgrace?

00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,Another case of misrepresentation on the
part of a nationally advertised

00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:07,product? If this reporter had her way,
Sponjo wouldn't sell another paper towel

00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,ever in this or any other country.

00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:16,But on a brighter note, our show doesn't
only point out the bad guys. We also

00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,believe in giving the good guys a little
recognition.

00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:24,So this week's Consumer Watchdog pat on
the back goes to a businessman who shows

00:03:24,990 --> 00:03:26,he cares about the consumer.

00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:31,Wait, is that all you g***t to do is watch
television all day?

00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:37,George, it was Florence who was
watching. Oh, sure.

00:03:38,090 --> 00:03:39,Blame it on the maid.

00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:44,You ought to see that watch you gave
her.

00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:47,Go ahead, blame that on me, too.

00:03:47,851 --> 00:03:54,That Cunningham cleaners was trying to
drive me out of business again.

00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,Oh, George, please. Not Cunningham
again.

00:03:57,101 --> 00:04:00,Yeah. Now, you know what he's doing?
He's g***t this celebrity campaign.

00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:04,He's g***t this dumb soap opera star
trying to promote his business.

00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:06,Oh, so who did he get?

00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,Well, his name is, uh, Kent Tobin.

00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,Kent Tobin!

00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,Kent Tobin! Not the Kent Tobin.

00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:18,Kent Tobin from Mornings of Our Night.
Oh.

00:04:18,261 --> 00:04:20,The one that all the nurses are in love
with.

00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:23,Child, even Lucille, who is blind, is in
love with his aftershave.

00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:24,Kent Tobin!

00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:27,You mean Kent Tobin is that Cunningham's
child? Oh!

00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:37,I think she's heard of him. Oh, come on,
Weezy.

00:04:37,211 --> 00:04:40,Pretty soon, Cunningham is going to take
my business away. I won't have any

00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:44,reason to go down there. I have to close
early. I have to close on weekends.

00:04:44,231 --> 00:04:47,Come on, Weezy, you've g***t to help me.
The next thing you know, I have to spend

00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:48,all my time with you.

00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:55,I've g***t to help you. Look, relax.

00:04:55,750 --> 00:05:01,Now, nobody's going out of their way to
take their clothes to Cunningham just

00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:03,because Kent Tobin says so.

00:05:22,570 --> 00:05:24,Wonder where she's going with.

00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:27,Oh, George, Florence is just one person.

00:05:27,071 --> 00:05:30,Yeah, well, suppose the whole world was
full of Florences.

00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,Oh, sure, we'd be safe from enemy
attack.

00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:34,Then I'd be out of business.

00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:37,George, you're blowing this all out of
proportion.

00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,It is only one newspaper ad.

00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:43,Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:44,Florence ain't like people.

00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:51,Well, the point is, nobody's going to
take Cunningham's promotion seriously.

00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,George, I just saw Kent Tobin at
Cunningham's.

00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:58,Oh, don't worry, George. He'll be there
all week.

00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,Isn't that right, Helen?

00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:02,Uh, Helen?

00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,He touched me.

00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:09,Oh, I g***t his autograph.

00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:14,And, George, he even talked to me. I
told him I was a publisher, and he said,

00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:15,next.

00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,Oh, what a kidder.

00:06:21,929 --> 00:06:27,Helen, I can't believe a grown -up
acting like this over a soap opera star.

00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:29,What's gotten into you?

00:06:30,110 --> 00:06:31,He touched me.

00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:33,Weezy, I'm dead.

00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:35,Oh, come on, George.

00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:41,So people are flocking to Cunningham's.
I mean, how much is a flock?

00:06:42,050 --> 00:06:46,Well, from what I saw at Cunningham's,
I'd say three, four hundred tops.

00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:49,See that? I'm ruined. Cunningham's gonna
bury me.

00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,Oh, now, George, don't worry.

00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:55,Now, let's put on our thinking caps and
see if we can come up with something.

00:06:55,761 --> 00:06:59,Now, if you were in a war and you were
being outgunned, you'd get a bigger

00:06:59,350 --> 00:07:03,cannon. And if you were being beaten in
a horse race, well, you'd get a faster

00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:07,horse. And now that you're being
outpromoted, gee, I don't know what to

00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:08,you.

00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:11,You know, Willis, you're a genius.

00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:14,Really? No, but you gave me a good idea.

00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:18,Now I'm going to beat Cunningham at his
own...

00:07:18,331 --> 00:07:21,game. I'm going to out -promote him.
It's going to be the biggest thing that

00:07:21,430 --> 00:07:22,ever hit this town.

00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:23,What are you going to do?

00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:26,I don't know exactly, but I see
confetti.

00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:33,George, there's no need for you to
compete just to see who can come up with

00:07:33,170 --> 00:07:34,big promotion.

00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:39,Now, you offer quality service at fair
prices, and that's the way to run a

00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:40,business. Right, Helen?

00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:43,Oh, no.

00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:46,He touched me.

00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,never guess who we saw at Cunningham's.

00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:56,Kent Tobin?

00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:57,Yeah.

00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,And you know what he did?

00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:01,He touched you.

00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,Were you there?

00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:07,No, and neither would you and him if you
were our friends.

00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:12,Well, now, George, if this Kent Tobin
promotion is really bothering you,

00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:15,have to fight fire with fire. Just go
out and find a celebrity of your own.

00:08:15,851 --> 00:08:18,What are you talking about? I can't
afford no celebrity.

00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,Hey, wait a minute.

00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,What about Tony Orlando and Dawn, Weez?

00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:23,Do you know Tony Orlando and Dawn?

00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:27,Well, no, but this guy came into the
store the other day and said that his

00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,father was the plumber of Dawn, the
short Dawn.

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