The Jeffersons s10e08 The List.eng Subtitles

00:00:01,260 --> 00:00:05,Well, we're moving on up, we're moving
on up to the...

00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,Single adult?

00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:28,Hello.

00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,What is that?

00:01:31,371 --> 00:01:35,It was from the Debonair Dating Service.
Same place Betty g***t hooked up with

00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:35,last month.

00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,She said it was the best thing she ever
did.

00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,Well, don't tell me they found her a
man.

00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:43,No, but they sent her so much stuff, the
mailman asked her out.

00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,Hey, Reese Floss. Hi, George.

00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:50,How was your day?

00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,Miserable.

00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,One of my very...

00:01:53,511 --> 00:01:59,The cuff machine shorted out. Then Fat
Mrs. Bowen said we shrunk her cowlins

00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:00,again.

00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:04,Oh, well, just remember, George, things
could always get worse.

00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:07,They did, to prove it, Mrs. Bowen did a
deep knee bend.

00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,I don't remember much after that.

00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,Well, knock wood, I never have a weight
problem.

00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:19,Knock on your pot roast, you'll find out
why.

00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:23,Now, would you get me a ginger ale,
please?

00:02:26,601 --> 00:02:29,because we grew up in Harlem.

00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,Wow, good old Andy, man.

00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,I ain't seen him in... 25 years.

00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:35,25 years?

00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,Not since he moved to, uh, uh, uh,
Chicago.

00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:41,Chicago? And then he married that girl.
What's her name?

00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,Ethel Squires. Ethel Squires? Wow.

00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:46,You remember him, Weez?

00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,Not as well as you do, George.

00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,What does he have to say?

00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,Oh, let me see here.

00:02:55,401 --> 00:02:58,Dear George, guess what? The other day I
was going through some stuff in the

00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:02,closet and found the old Garner list
that we wrote when we were 12.

00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:04,That's amazing.

00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:08,What, that he found the list? No, that
you could write when you were 12.

00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,What's a Garner list?

00:03:12,361 --> 00:03:15,It's a list of things you're going to do
before you die.

00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:18,A lot of kids do that. How come you
girls never did stuff like that?

00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,Maybe we were too busy trying to keep
off those lists you boys were writing.

00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,I wonder if I was ever on anybody's
list.

00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:31,Well, it depends if Barnum and Bailey
ever came to your neighborhood.

00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:33,Thank you.

00:03:33,311 --> 00:03:38,Anyway, we, like I was saying, you know,
sometimes we would make it a contest,

00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:40,you know, and whoever finishes the list
first would win.

00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,Would win what?

00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,A chance to rub the other guy's nose in
it.

00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:48,Razzing. You know, break his spirit.
Make him wish he had never been born.

00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:58,I haven't closed a copy of both your
list and mine. Thought you'd get a kick

00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,of the silly competitive place our heads
were at when we were kids.

00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,Sincerely, Andy.

00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:05,P .S. I just finished number nine. Last
one done runs like a girl.

00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:12,George, I can't believe it. He's
actually trying to egg you on with that

00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:16,game. He must think you're still a
child, huh, George?

00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,George? Look at this weed. He did finish
nine things.

00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,And he's working on the tenth.

00:04:23,701 --> 00:04:26,Owning a Cadillac, which should be
delivered this week.

00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:31,Oh, George, now please don't say that
means you only have a few days left

00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,you finish your list.

00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,That means I only have a few days left
before I finish my list.

00:04:35,371 --> 00:04:39,How'd I let him get so far ahead of me?
I'll never be able to catch him now.

00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:42,Anything on your list about growing up
good -looking?

00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,No.

00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,You still g***t a chance.

00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,Well, George, this is ridiculous.

00:04:48,841 --> 00:04:52,Wait a minute. Listen to the things on
my list, okay?

00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:53,Someday I want to have my own business.

00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:57,Okay, you did that. I want to live below
110th Street.

00:04:57,410 --> 00:04:58,You did that.

00:04:58,570 --> 00:05:00,Number three, I want to be a genius.

00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,George,

00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:13,owning seven cleaning stores after
starting out with nothing, that took

00:05:14,010 --> 00:05:15,So did your answer.

00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:20,Thank you, Weave. Okay.

00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:24,Number four, I want to make love with
the most beautiful woman in the world.

00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,Did that.

00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,Mr. Jefferson, George, you never told me
that.

00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,I'm talking about you, love.

00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:32,Oh, of course.

00:05:32,901 --> 00:05:38,Let's see, five, I want to be friends
with Jackie Robinson. Yeah, I did that.

00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:39,Your dad?

00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,Yeah, it was at Ebbets Field after the
Dodger game. He talked to me and

00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,everything. You mean you actually talked
to Jackie Robinson?

00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:47,Well, you know how it is. Two guys
talking ball.

00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:49,You never told me that. What did he say?

00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,Oh, I said, no, I ain't g***t no free
tickets and get off my car.

00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,Now, let's see.

00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,I did that, I did that, I did that.

00:06:01,401 --> 00:06:04,You know something? I only did eight
things on my list.

00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,Yes, but you made those lists when you
were kids.

00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,Fortunately, you're grown up now.

00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:11,Well, almost.

00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:16,Number nine, I'm going to bench press my
own weight. And ten...

00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,Someday I'm going to get evil with
Powerhouse Watson and kick his butt.

00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,Who's Powerhouse Watson?

00:06:24,281 --> 00:06:27,I told you about him. He's the bully on
the block that I used to fight with.

00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:33,Oh, you mean big Powerhouse Watson. The
one who used to carve his name in trees

00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,with his fingers?

00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,No, that's his little brother Stanley.

00:06:36,381 --> 00:06:41,Powerhouse was the big guy, you know. He
used to pick fights with me all the

00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:43,time. I'm the only one on the block that
would fight him back, you know. Man,

00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,I'd stick and move.

00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:46,Stick and move.

00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:48,Move to the left.

00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:50,Dance to the right. And what did he do?

00:06:50,151 --> 00:06:51,He beat me half to death.

00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:57,I was right back in his face the next
day. I never give up. Just like on this

00:06:57,590 --> 00:06:58,list here, I ain't quitting.

00:06:58,971 --> 00:07:02,Mr. Jefferson, ain't no way you gonna
finish that list after all these years.

00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:03,Turkey, please.

00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:06,You just watch me.

00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,First, I ought to get some weight.

00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:11,Anything around here weigh as much as me
-wees?

00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:15,Florence, bake any of those muffins
today?

00:07:15,221 --> 00:07:20,Never mind. I just g***t out to the
sporting goods store and bought you some

00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:21,weights. Clean me a spot, okay?

00:07:22,290 --> 00:07:23,Absolutely not.

00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:28,I ** not lifting a finger to help you
with this harebrained scheme, and

00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:29,who does is an idiot.

00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:33,Now, remember, Mr. J, I'm here to help
you.

00:07:33,471 --> 00:07:35,Let me ask you one question, Bentley.

00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:37,You have spotted a guy before, right?

00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:42,Of...