family_matters_s03e12_a_pair_of_ladies Subtitles

At 00:00:06,360, Character said: Mom, that's too long. Him and I are
short this year.

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At 00:00:10,960, Character said: Still too long.

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At 00:00:14,640, Character said: Keep going.

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At 00:00:17,140, Character said: Laura, are there going to be boys at
this party?

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At 00:00:19,440, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:00:23,620, Character said: Perfect.

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At 00:00:34,700, Character said: It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper

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At 00:00:41,100, Character said: page. Love and tradition of the grand
design.

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At 00:00:45,060, Character said: Some people say it's even harder to
find.

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At 00:00:49,720, Character said: Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these kids of war.

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At 00:00:56,840, Character said: Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of heaven.

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At 00:01:08,340, Character said: We're going to fill our house with
happiness.

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At 00:01:15,160, Character said: We'll smother the blues with tenderness.

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At 00:01:22,400, Character said: There's room for you, room for me, for
gentle hearts and opportunity.

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At 00:01:33,720, Character said: It's the bigger love of the family.

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At 00:01:50,580, Character said: Hi, guys. Hi, Randy Charlesburg.

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At 00:01:53,160, Character said: Oh, it was a nightmare.

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At 00:01:55,220, Character said: I lost two waitresses. Gladys quit and I
had to fire Loretta.

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At 00:01:59,980, Character said: Loretta? Yeah, she was feeling food.

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At 00:02:02,930, Character said: Went to hug her goodnight and a ham fell
out of her dress.

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At 00:02:07,910, Character said: You sure look wiped out. Oh, girl, I **.

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At 00:02:10,910, Character said: You know, I don't know if I can last
until I can hire new help.

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At 00:02:13,690, Character said: Well, that's no problem, my Rachel. I
can work a few nights.

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At 00:02:16,270, Character said: Oh, Laura, thank you. You're a
lifesaver.

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At 00:02:18,910, Character said: I tell you, my feet ache, my back is
sore, my head is throbbing. Rachel, I

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At 00:02:24,630, Character said: help out, too. But it's not that bad.

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At 00:02:30,320, Character said: Tomorrow is Carl's poker night, and I'd
be thrilled to get out of the house. No,

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At 00:02:33,400, Character said: really, Harriet. It's not necessary.

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At 00:02:36,460, Character said: Rachel, are you trying to say you don't
want my help?

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At 00:02:40,480, Character said: I'm not trying to say it.

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At 00:02:42,440, Character said: I said it.

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At 00:02:45,080, Character said: Why?

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At 00:02:46,620, Character said: Harriet, we don't work well together.

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At 00:02:50,320, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:02:53,070, Character said: You can be abrasive, Harriet. You know,
whenever there's a disagreement, you

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At 00:02:56,530, Character said: just have a tendency to be rather blunt
and harsh.

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At 00:02:59,290, Character said: Now, Rachel, I'm going to be your new
waitress. I don't want to hear another

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At 00:03:02,230, Character said: thing about it. Discussion closed.

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At 00:03:04,550, Character said: Great. I hired Harriet the hunt.

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At 00:03:18,750, Character said: Yellow.

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At 00:03:20,130, Character said: Polka central.

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At 00:03:22,529, Character said: McCormick, where are you? You're holding
up the game.

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At 00:03:25,650, Character said: Say what?

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At 00:03:26,770, Character said: Hold on a sec.

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At 00:03:28,010, Character said: Hey, guys.

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At 00:03:29,010, Character said: McCormick's wife just went into labor.

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At 00:03:30,930, Character said: He wants to know if he should come here
or go to the hospital first.

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At 00:03:35,190, Character said: How far apart are the contractions?

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At 00:03:39,690, Character said: McCormick, go to the hospital.

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At 00:03:41,090, Character said: Good luck and congratulations.

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At 00:03:44,530, Character said: Well, we're down to four players.

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At 00:03:47,420, Character said: Before I make the lousy game, we've g***t
to find somebody else. Who are we going

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At 00:03:50,160, Character said: to get on short notice? Hey, I'm
desperate. I'll take anyone.

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At 00:03:53,500, Character said: Hello, there we are.

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At 00:03:57,720, Character said: Hey, what's your plan, big guy?

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At 00:03:59,900, Character said: Canasta? Animal rummy? Crazy eight?

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At 00:04:04,220, Character said: No, Steve.

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At 00:04:05,180, Character said: It's poker.

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At 00:04:06,400, Character said: You want to join us?

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At 00:04:07,540, Character said: I know can do, Lou. I came for the
beauteous Laura.

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At 00:04:10,680, Character said: Well, Laura isn't here. She and Harry
went to help out at Rachel's place

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At 00:04:13,400, Character said: tonight. Oh, pity, pity, pity.

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At 00:04:17,589, Character said: I thought she might enjoy watching me
buy my new accordion.

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At 00:04:21,490, Character said: I finally saved up enough to buy the
pearl -enlaid Morse plastic poker

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At 00:04:29,810, Character said: Well, she'll be sorry she missed you.

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At 00:04:33,990, Character said: How much you g***t there?

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At 00:04:37,650, Character said: $327.

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At 00:04:39,430, Character said: Sit down.

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At 00:04:43,530, Character said: Handling poker.

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At 00:04:44,790, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:04:47,630, Character said: Hey, guys, wait a minute. He's just a
kid. Let's not take advantage.

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At 00:04:50,930, Character said: Relax, Winslow. It's just a fun,
friendly game.

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At 00:04:53,870, Character said: Oh, a bunch of guys shuffling the 52s,
talking sports and skirts, eh? I .e.,

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At 00:04:59,130, Character said: male bonding.

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At 00:05:01,430, Character said: All that and more.

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At 00:05:03,150, Character said: Well, if it's just for fun, count me in,
amigos.

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At 00:05:06,430, Character said: Now, how does this work? Well, first you
gotta b***e some chips.

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At 00:05:09,730, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:11,350, Character said: Oh, red, white, and blue.

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At 00:05:13,530, Character said: I didn't know poker was so patriotic.

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At 00:05:16,570, Character said: Sergeant George Randolph. Oh, Steve
Urkel. Put her there.

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At 00:05:19,670, Character said: Fred Yamano.

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At 00:05:20,730, Character said: Ah, Steve Urkel. Put her there.

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At 00:05:26,630, Character said: What do you say?

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At 00:05:35,330, Character said: But you don't speak the emperor's
language?

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At 00:05:37,430, Character said: No. I was born in Omaha.

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At 00:05:48,460, Character said: Where the girls are, the ferrets, and
the boys are, the ferrets, and the boys

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At 00:05:52,140, Character said: are.

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At 00:05:54,140, Character said: Ooh,

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At 00:06:04,320, Character said: a 25 -bit tip.

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At 00:06:07,060, Character said: I can take that away on vacation now.

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At 00:06:12,360, Character said: Somebody pick up this book. What do you
think? I'm looking for practice here.

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At 00:06:22,730, Character said: Uh -huh. Did you rearrange the
storeroom? Yep. Now, everything is where

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At 00:06:26,830, Character said: should be.

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At 00:06:27,630, Character said: But, Harriet, it took me months to
organize it just the way I wanted it. It

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At 00:06:31,690, Character said: all wrong. My way is much more
practical.

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At 00:06:34,790, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:06:36,070, Character said: Then why did you put the mayonnaise and
pickles under J?

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At 00:06:39,470, Character said: Because they're in jar.

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At 00:06:42,210, Character said: Then why is the jar of jelly under F?

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At 00:06:45,930, Character said: Because it's strawberry.

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At 00:06:47,730, Character said: Harriet, I... Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.

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At 00:06:49,810, Character said: You're the owner... and you can stand
and do nothing. But me, I've g***t a hash

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At 00:06:53,070, Character said: sling. Wait a minute.

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At 00:06:54,730, Character said: We don't serve hash.

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At 00:06:57,470, Character said: We do now.

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At 00:07:04,650, Character said: It's more possible straight.

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At 00:07:06,110, Character said: Steve takes the seven.

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At 00:07:07,290, Character said: Oh, yeah,

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At 00:07:12,770, Character said: poker face.

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At 00:07:15,870, Character said: Hey, no help, I d***n straight.

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At 00:07:18,190, Character said: Can I take the five?

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At 00:07:19,660, Character said: Pass showing.

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At 00:07:20,700, Character said: Dealer takes the jack.

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At 00:07:22,040, Character said: No apparent help.

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At 00:07:23,760, Character said: Your bet, kid.

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At 00:07:57,130, Character said: I make it. Cheers.

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At 00:08:00,050, Character said: I'm out.

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At 00:08:01,050, Character said: Call.

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At 00:08:02,370, Character said: Well, as Sir Edmund Hillary used to say,
this is getting pretty steep.

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At 00:08:08,150, Character said: Oh, but what the heck, I'm in.

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At 00:08:12,290, Character said: Last card. Down and dirty.

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At 00:08:17,290, Character said: Whoa, Nellie! Oh,

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At 00:08:20,010, Character said: I did everything I g***t.

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At 00:08:25,090, Character said: You don't scare me, kid.

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At 00:08:27,640, Character said: I call.

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At 00:08:29,140, Character said: Two reds for my blood.

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At 00:08:31,320, Character said: What do you g***t?

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At 00:08:33,780, Character said: Three tens and two sevens.

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At 00:08:38,159, Character said: What's that again, big guy?

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At 00:08:39,679, Character said: A crowded condo?

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At 00:08:42,480, Character said: A full house.

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At 00:08:43,840, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:08:50,520, Character said: What do you g***t?

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At 00:08:52,400, Character said: Oh, I only have two pairs.

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At 00:08:58,540, Character said: Two pairs of five. I win.

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