Family Matters Rumor Has It S04E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:19,660, Character said: Oh, I miss you, my pet.

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At 00:00:24,800, Character said: Erica, want to sign my petition?

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At 00:00:27,280, Character said: Oh, sure. What's it for?

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At 00:00:28,640, Character said: To make the school mascot a bulldog.

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At 00:00:31,340, Character said: But, Bulldog, the school only has a
mascot. It's a muskrat.

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At 00:00:34,840, Character said: Not anymore.

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At 00:00:35,880, Character said: I forgot to feed it.

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At 00:00:56,180, Character said: Well, lucky, lucky, lucky, if it isn't
my cookie.

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At 00:01:07,500, Character said: Steve, what is that smell?

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At 00:01:10,100, Character said: It's my new Swiss cologne. It's
called...

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At 00:01:18,380, Character said: What do you want, Steve?

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At 00:01:19,440, Character said: Well, if you're not busy tomorrow night,
why don't you and I read a movie?

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At 00:01:23,900, Character said: Well, turn down the lights and engage in
a little lip wrestling.

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At 00:01:32,500, Character said: I can't. I'm going out with Ted Curran.

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At 00:01:34,900, Character said: I can't?

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At 00:01:36,420, Character said: But why?

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At 00:01:38,740, Character said: Well, he's good -looking, a varsity
athlete, and the most popular guy in

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At 00:01:42,940, Character said: Yeah, but take all that away, and what
have you g***t?

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At 00:02:01,320, Character said: It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper

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At 00:02:07,420, Character said: page. A love and tradition of the grand
design, some people say it's even harder

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At 00:02:14,120, Character said: to find.

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At 00:02:16,020, Character said: Well then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

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At 00:02:23,320, Character said: Cause all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.

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At 00:02:35,630, Character said: It's the bigger love of the family.

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At 00:02:52,490, Character said: Howdy. I have a little indigestion. Did
you do something different to the pot

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At 00:02:55,930, Character said: roast?

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At 00:02:57,250, Character said: Carl, it was meatloaf.

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At 00:03:00,590, Character said: Now, there you go. That's different.

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At 00:03:05,230, Character said: So long, you two.

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At 00:03:06,290, Character said: Where are you headed?

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At 00:03:07,390, Character said: To the mall. And Rachel's going to help
me pick out an outfit for my date with

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At 00:03:10,610, Character said: Ted.

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At 00:03:12,590, Character said: Oh, Lord.

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At 00:03:15,490, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:16,910, Character said: Well, Rachel, my daughter is an innocent
young lady, and I really don't want her

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At 00:03:21,490, Character said: to dress like you.

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At 00:03:25,550, Character said: Don't worry.

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At 00:03:26,850, Character said: I'll be there to advise.

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At 00:03:28,890, Character said: Oh, Lord.

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At 00:03:40,100, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:03:41,080, Character said: Eddie's up to no good. He's done
something wrong and he's not telling us.

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At 00:03:44,320, Character said: How do you know?

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At 00:03:45,400, Character said: He's been nice to me.

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At 00:03:48,560, Character said: Well, let's just see what he's up to.

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At 00:03:53,280, Character said: Edward!

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At 00:03:54,620, Character said: Kitchen! Now!

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At 00:03:57,360, Character said: Try a little good cop, bad cop.

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At 00:03:59,780, Character said: I'll be the bad cop.

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At 00:04:01,920, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:04:06,840, Character said: What is it, Dad? Sit down.

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At 00:04:13,740, Character said: What do I do, Mom?

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At 00:04:15,160, Character said: I don't know, honey.

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At 00:04:16,459, Character said: But your dad is in one of his moods. So
if I were you, I'd tell the truth.

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At 00:04:20,839, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:22,880, Character said: What's the matter, Dad?

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At 00:04:24,260, Character said: What's the matter?

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At 00:04:25,680, Character said: What's the matter?

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At 00:04:27,900, Character said: You sit there with your bare face
hanging out and have the nerve to ask me

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At 00:04:32,220, Character said: what's the matter?

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At 00:04:34,420, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:04:36,280, Character said: Carl, take it easy. He's just a kid.

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At 00:04:38,720, Character said: A scared kid.

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At 00:04:41,060, Character said: Candy.

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At 00:04:45,260, Character said: Talk to me. Sing.

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At 00:04:46,600, Character said: Well, I mean, there's nothing to talk
about.

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At 00:04:50,200, Character said: Hardly.

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At 00:04:51,740, Character said: Hardly?

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At 00:04:53,420, Character said: Hardly? Well, I mean, there is that tiny
little thing that happened at school,

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At 00:04:57,120, Character said: but I mean... Uh -huh.

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At 00:04:58,660, Character said: Mm -hmm. You call what you did tiny?

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At 00:05:01,000, Character said: No, sir. Not really, sir, but I mean, I
only played hooky twice.

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At 00:05:04,880, Character said: You hear this, Harriet?

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At 00:05:06,200, Character said: Our son played hooky.

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At 00:05:08,300, Character said: Well, Dad, me and a bunch of the guys
had a chance to watch practice down at

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At 00:05:11,420, Character said: Soldier Field. Mm -hmm. The Bears? the
cheerleaders.

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At 00:05:14,150, Character said: Well,

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At 00:05:16,690, Character said: what you did, son, is a very serious
offense.

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At 00:05:18,770, Character said: And did you take pictures?

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At 00:05:21,810, Character said: Edward, there is no excuse for your
behavior. Now go to your room. Your

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At 00:05:27,530, Character said: and I will decide the proper punishment.

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At 00:05:29,050, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:05:33,970, Character said: Will you please tell me how you found
out?

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At 00:05:37,890, Character said: Let's just say somebody that you know
has a big mouth.

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At 00:05:45,000, Character said: who it is, I'm going to kill him.

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At 00:06:00,580, Character said: All right, Waldo.

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At 00:06:01,820, Character said: Well, what are you doing?

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At 00:06:03,980, Character said: I'm sick and dead to all these posters.

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At 00:06:05,920, Character said: Look at all this clutter.

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At 00:06:07,360, Character said: Yeah, and here's where they're on site.

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At 00:06:09,380, Character said: Darn tootin'. That's why I'm putting up
these.

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At 00:06:17,580, Character said: 100 of these babies and people will get
the point.

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At 00:06:27,980, Character said: Come

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At 00:06:28,340, Character said: on,

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At 00:06:37,380, Character said: man. Tell us. What happened on your date
with Laura?

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At 00:06:39,860, Character said: Nothing. Just had a good time. That's
all. Yeah, right.

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At 00:06:51,370, Character said: Girl, four times now. You've g***t to be
going back for something. Yo, yo, yo,

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At 00:06:54,570, Character said: come on, guys. Chill.

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At 00:06:56,070, Character said: Alex, I think he's holding out on us.
What's up with that? I can only think of

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At 00:06:59,310, Character said: one reason.

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At 00:07:00,630, Character said: He's striking out. Oh, whoa. I'm the Ted
man. I do not strike out. So, in other

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At 00:07:05,270, Character said: words, you're saying he scored, right?

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At 00:07:07,130, Character said: Grow up.

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At 00:07:08,730, Character said: He scored!

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At 00:07:09,670, Character said: I knew he scored!

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At 00:07:12,810, Character said: Take it back.

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At 00:07:15,770, Character said: Take what back?

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At 00:07:29,980, Character said: Get lost, Urkel.

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At 00:07:33,220, Character said: Yeah,

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At 00:07:35,620, Character said: well, something did happen.

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At 00:07:51,370, Character said: I don't believe this. Oh, then maybe
you'll believe this one.

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At 00:07:57,210, Character said: Urkel, how many of those do you have?

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At 00:08:00,190, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:08:01,170, Character said: Let's see.

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At 00:10:07,820, Character said: bad news, and I'm not sure how to break
it to you.

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At 00:10:10,820, Character said: Well, just tell me.

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At 00:10:12,960, Character said: All right.

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At 00:10:15,040, Character said: Well, Ted told some of his friends that
when he went out with you, he had a

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At 00:10:20,600, Character said: really good time.

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At 00:10:22,680, Character said: Well, that's nice. I had a really good
time, too.

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At 00:10:25,420, Character said: No, no, no. You don't understand.

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At 00:10:28,600, Character said: He said he had a really, really...

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At 00:10:38,570, Character said: mistake, Laura. She said he g***t lucky.

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At 00:10:40,690, Character said: Did the old yum -yum -bouncy -bouncy.

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At 00:10:44,210, Character said: My w***e is not a poker.

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At 00:10:49,330, Character said: What?

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At 00:10:50,590, Character said: You're lying.

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At 00:10:51,570, Character said: No, ma '**.

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At 00:10:53,110, Character said: Now, Steve, I know your jealousy has
made you do some truly annoying things

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At 00:10:58,510, Character said: before, but this is way past annoying.

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At 00:11:00,450, Character said: This is cruel.

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At 00:11:01,530, Character said: But, Laura, I'm not even saying it.

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At 00:11:03,530, Character said: Stop it, okay?

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At 00:11:05,350, Character said: Now, Steve, you always tried to be my
boyfriend, but if you're

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At 00:11:20,689, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:11:29,110, Character said: Yes, this is Laura. Who's this?

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At 00:11:31,930, Character said: Jason.

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At 00:11:34,150, Character said: Jason Sanders?

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At 00:11:53,740, Character said: What's wrong?

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At 00:12:05,340, Character said: You listen to me. You are a disgusting,
perverted lowlife. And I hope that

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