family_matters_s04e04_rumor_has_it Subtitles

00:00:19,660 --> 00:00:21,Oh, I miss you, my pet.

00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,Erica, want to sign my petition?

00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,Oh, sure. What's it for?

00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,To make the school mascot a bulldog.

00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:34,But, Bulldog, the school only has a
mascot. It's a muskrat.

00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:35,Not anymore.

00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,I forgot to feed it.

00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:59,Well, lucky, lucky, lucky, if it isn't
my cookie.

00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,Steve, what is that smell?

00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:12,It's my new Swiss cologne. It's
called...

00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:19,What do you want, Steve?

00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:23,Well, if you're not busy tomorrow night,
why don't you and I read a movie?

00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:28,Well, turn down the lights and engage in
a little lip wrestling.

00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,I can't. I'm going out with Ted Curran.

00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:36,I can't?

00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:37,But why?

00:01:38,740 --> 00:01:42,Well, he's good -looking, a varsity
athlete, and the most popular guy in

00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:45,Yeah, but take all that away, and what
have you g***t?

00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:07,It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper

00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:14,page. A love and tradition of the grand
design, some people say it's even harder

00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,to find.

00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:21,Well then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:30,Cause all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.

00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:38,It's the bigger love of the family.

00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:55,Howdy. I have a little indigestion. Did
you do something different to the pot

00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:56,roast?

00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,Carl, it was meatloaf.

00:03:00,590 --> 00:03:01,Now, there you go. That's different.

00:03:05,230 --> 00:03:06,So long, you two.

00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:07,Where are you headed?

00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:10,To the mall. And Rachel's going to help
me pick out an outfit for my date with

00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:11,Ted.

00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:13,Oh, Lord.

00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:16,What?

00:03:16,910 --> 00:03:21,Well, Rachel, my daughter is an innocent
young lady, and I really don't want her

00:03:21,490 --> 00:03:23,to dress like you.

00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:26,Don't worry.

00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:28,I'll be there to advise.

00:03:28,890 --> 00:03:29,Oh, Lord.

00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,What's that?

00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,Eddie's up to no good. He's done
something wrong and he's not telling us.

00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,How do you know?

00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,He's been nice to me.

00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,Well, let's just see what he's up to.

00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,Edward!

00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:55,Kitchen! Now!

00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,Try a little good cop, bad cop.

00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:00,I'll be the bad cop.

00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,Of course.

00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,What is it, Dad? Sit down.

00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:14,What do I do, Mom?

00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,I don't know, honey.

00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:19,But your dad is in one of his moods. So
if I were you, I'd tell the truth.

00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:21,Okay.

00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:23,What's the matter, Dad?

00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:25,What's the matter?

00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,What's the matter?

00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:32,You sit there with your bare face
hanging out and have the nerve to ask me

00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:33,what's the matter?

00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:35,Oh,

00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,Carl, take it easy. He's just a kid.

00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,A scared kid.

00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:42,Candy.

00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:46,Talk to me. Sing.

00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,Well, I mean, there's nothing to talk
about.

00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,Hardly.

00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:52,Hardly?

00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:57,Hardly? Well, I mean, there is that tiny
little thing that happened at school,

00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,but I mean... Uh -huh.

00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:00,Mm -hmm. You call what you did tiny?

00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,No, sir. Not really, sir, but I mean, I
only played hooky twice.

00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:05,You hear this, Harriet?

00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,Our son played hooky.

00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:11,Well, Dad, me and a bunch of the guys
had a chance to watch practice down at

00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:13,Soldier Field. Mm -hmm. The Bears? the
cheerleaders.

00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:15,Well,

00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:18,what you did, son, is a very serious
offense.

00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:19,And did you take pictures?

00:05:21,810 --> 00:05:27,Edward, there is no excuse for your
behavior. Now go to your room. Your

00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:28,and I will decide the proper punishment.

00:05:29,050 --> 00:05:30,Yes, sir.

00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:35,Will you please tell me how you found
out?

00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:40,Let's just say somebody that you know
has a big mouth.

00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,who it is, I'm going to kill him.

00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:01,All right, Waldo.

00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,Well, what are you doing?

00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:05,I'm sick and dead to all these posters.

00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:06,Look at all this clutter.

00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,Yeah, and here's where they're on site.

00:06:09,380 --> 00:06:11,Darn tootin'. That's why I'm putting up
these.

00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:19,100 of these babies and people will get
the point.

00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:28,Come

00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:37,on,

00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:39,man. Tell us. What happened on your date
with Laura?

00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:42,Nothing. Just had a good time. That's
all. Yeah, right.

00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:54,Girl, four times now. You've g***t to be
going back for something. Yo, yo, yo,

00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:55,come on, guys. Chill.

00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:59,Alex, I think he's holding out on us.
What's up with that? I can only think of

00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,one reason.

00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:05,He's striking out. Oh, whoa. I'm the Ted
man. I do not strike out. So, in other

00:07:05,270 --> 00:07:06,words, you're saying he scored, right?

00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:08,Grow up.

00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:09,He scored!

00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:10,I knew he scored!

00:07:12,810 --> 00:07:15,Take it back.

00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:16,Take what back?

00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:31,Get lost, Urkel.

00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,Yeah,

00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:36,well, something did happen.

00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:53,I don't believe this. Oh, then maybe
you'll believe this one.

00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,Urkel, how many of those do you have?

00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:01,I don't know.

00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:02,Let's see.

00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:10,bad news, and I'm not sure how to break
it to you.

00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:11,Well, just tell me.

00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:13,All right.

00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:20,Well, Ted told some of his friends that
when he went out with you, he had a

00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,really good time.

00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,Well, that's nice. I had a really good
time, too.

00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:27,No, no, no. You don't understand.

00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,He said he had a really, really...

00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:40,mistake, Laura. She said he g***t lucky.

00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:42,Did the old yum -yum -bouncy -bouncy.

00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,My w***e is not a poker.

00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:50,What?

00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:51,You're lying.

00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:52,No, ma '**.

00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:58,Now, Steve, I know your jealousy has
made you do some truly annoying things

00:10:58,510 --> 00:11:00,before, but this is way past annoying.

00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:01,This is cruel.

00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,But, Laura, I'm not even saying it.

00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,Stop it, okay?

00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:08,Now, Steve, you always tried to be my
boyfriend, but if you're

00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:21,Hello?

00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:30,Yes, this is Laura. Who's this?

00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:32,Jason.

00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:35,Jason Sanders?

00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:54,What's wrong?

00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:10,You listen to me. You are a disgusting,
perverted lowlife. And I hope that

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