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00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:08,Okay. Ham?
00:00:09,190 --> 00:00:11,Ham. Cheese?
00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:13,Cheese.
00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:15,Mustard?
00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:06,radio and toothbrush so you can uh
listen to the golden oldies while you
00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:07,your pearly white
00:01:42,030 --> 00:01:43,You can brush through it.
00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:32,Hello, Jill.
00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:13,This day and age to read any good news
on the newspaper page. And love and
00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,tradition of the grand design.
00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:18,Some people say it's even harder to
find.
00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:25,Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,Because all I see is a towel.
00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:55,Come on, now.
00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:00,Mom, Dad, I've g***t big news.
00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,Get lost. I've g***t bigger news.
00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,Eddie, nobody wants to hear about your
first chest hair, okay?
00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,You're just mad because you have more
chest hairs than me.
00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:35,I've g***t a good shot of getting a
scholarship to Harvard.
00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:37,Oh, Laura, honey, that's great.
00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:42,For the next two weeks, all I'm going to
do is study. No TV, no dates, no
00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:43,friends, no fun whatsoever.
00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:45,How's that any different from your
normal life?
00:04:50,450 --> 00:04:51,Kevin.
00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:53,All right, Edward.
00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:56,Now, what's your big announcement?
00:04:57,170 --> 00:04:58,Check this out.
00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:01,Your son, Edward Winslow...
00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:04,is being recruited by a major
university.
00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:09,What? Yeah. Coach Westfield called me
into his office today.
00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:13,A recruiter came all the way down here
just to meet me.
00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,Really?
00:05:15,990 --> 00:05:16,What school?
00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:18,Illinois Occidental University.
00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,Wow! IOU!
00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:21,Yeah!
00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,Congratulations,
00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:25,Eddie. Thanks, Mom.
00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,Very proud of you.
00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:33,Hey, and that's just the beginning.
00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:36,Hey, you'll be a starter your freshman
year.
00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:41,And your junior year, you'll lead your
team to the Sweet 16.
00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:47,And your senior year, you'll win the
NCAA championship.
00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:24,Reputation? Well, I don't know. I mean,
they g***t books and stuff.
00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:27,Harriet, it's fairly obvious.
00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:32,If it didn't have scholastics, they
couldn't call it a college.
00:06:36,010 --> 00:06:40,Hey, son, you know, when you become rich
and famous, you're gonna have to have
00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:41,an agent.
00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:45,Why? Well, hey, when you're making gobs
of money, you're supposed to have a guy
00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:46,there to take a big chunk of it.
00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:48,Well, can't you do that, Dad?
00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:50,I love you, son.
00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,Mr. McCabe.
00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,What's the enrollment at Illinois
Occidental University?
00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,That's a very perceptive question, Carl.
00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,I have no idea.
00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:10,But I do know we have one of the top
basketball programs in this country.
00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,Eddie? Yes, sir?
00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,We want you.
00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:14,All right!
00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:20,I take it basketball isn't the only
reason that students go to your school.
00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,Of course not.
00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:25,IOU offers a terrific educational
program. That is, if Eddie chooses to
00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,advantage of it.
00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,What do you mean, if, Heechin?
00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:32,Okay. Our professors are very big fans
of the basketball program. What are they
00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,going to do?
00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,Flunk a power forward because he forgot
to read Silas Marner? Come on.
00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,This sounds like a fine college, Dad.
00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,Have you made up your mind, son?
00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,I sure have.
00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:48,I owe you. Here I come. All right. All
right. Yeah.
00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,See you on the quadrant.
00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:12,Laura, honey, didn't you hear me knock?
00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,Oh, sorry, I guess I was concentrating
too hard. You should have knocked.
00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:25,Laura, you know, you look a little,
well, you look a little horrible.
00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,I think you're studying too hard.
00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:31,You can't study too hard, Dad.
00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:36,Well, where's Steve? I thought he was
helping you. He was, but he wimped out
00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,after only 12 hours.
00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:38,Gee, what a wuss.
00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:42,Well, when is the last time you g***t some
rest?
00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:44,I don't know.
00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:46,What day is this?
00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,Laura, I ** really worried about you.
00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:50,You must be exhausted.
00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,No, I'm like that little bunny on TV.
00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:57,I just keep going and going and going
and going.
00:08:58,310 --> 00:08:59,Stop, stop, stop.
00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:00,You're going to bed. Come on.
00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:06,Come on. Dad, I can't. I have to go to
the library. Laura, no way. Sleep first.
00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:07,Dad!
00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:12,I forbid you to leave this house until
you get some rest.
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,Dad, you're exacerbating the problem
instead of ameliorating it.
00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:20,I ** not.
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,But just to be sure, I'm going
downstairs to check the dictionary.
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,until I get some sleep.
00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:24,Why,
00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:29,you should have told me. I nearly
violated a direct sweet guy order.
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:34,What my father doesn't know won't hurt
him. Now, I have to study. Are you
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,with me or not?
00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,Negatory. I will not help you destroy
your house.
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,Well, I'm going.
00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:43,And I want you to keep your mouth shut.
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:47,Nuh -uh. I'm squealing, baby. And
there's nothing on guys green or...
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,Thank you, sweetheart.
00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:32,Well,
00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,good.
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,What's the matter?
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:45,I see.
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,You're still a little punchy.
00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:52,I must be a little punchy, too, because
for a second there, I thought you
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,sounded like Steve.
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:06,Listen, sweetheart, I know that you
think I'm being unreasonable, but you
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,your rest, and someday you'll thank me.
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,Uh -huh.
00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,I love you, sweetheart.
00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:15,Uh -huh.
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,Come on, give us a kiss.
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,Come on, give your old dad a kiss.
00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:27,Close your eyes.
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,Night, honey.
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,Sweet dreams.
00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:00,And get some chapstick.
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,Look out there.
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,Here I come.
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,Guys, can I see you for a sec?
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,Oh, Mom, the game isn't over yet. Oh,
no, yes it is. It's over because I'm
00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:21,I want you to meet somebody.
00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:25,My husband, Carl.
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,Hi. How you doing? And my son, Eddie.
Hey.
00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:30,Nice to meet you, Eddie. You too.
00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:31,Sam Massey.
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:33,Why does that name ring a bell?
00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,They used to call me Sam the Slam.
00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:37,Oh, yes.
137...
00:00:09,190 --> 00:00:11,Ham. Cheese?
00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:13,Cheese.
00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:15,Mustard?
00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:06,radio and toothbrush so you can uh
listen to the golden oldies while you
00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:07,your pearly white
00:01:42,030 --> 00:01:43,You can brush through it.
00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:32,Hello, Jill.
00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:13,This day and age to read any good news
on the newspaper page. And love and
00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,tradition of the grand design.
00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:18,Some people say it's even harder to
find.
00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:25,Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,Because all I see is a towel.
00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:55,Come on, now.
00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:00,Mom, Dad, I've g***t big news.
00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,Get lost. I've g***t bigger news.
00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,Eddie, nobody wants to hear about your
first chest hair, okay?
00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,You're just mad because you have more
chest hairs than me.
00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:35,I've g***t a good shot of getting a
scholarship to Harvard.
00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:37,Oh, Laura, honey, that's great.
00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:42,For the next two weeks, all I'm going to
do is study. No TV, no dates, no
00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:43,friends, no fun whatsoever.
00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:45,How's that any different from your
normal life?
00:04:50,450 --> 00:04:51,Kevin.
00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:53,All right, Edward.
00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:56,Now, what's your big announcement?
00:04:57,170 --> 00:04:58,Check this out.
00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:01,Your son, Edward Winslow...
00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:04,is being recruited by a major
university.
00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:09,What? Yeah. Coach Westfield called me
into his office today.
00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:13,A recruiter came all the way down here
just to meet me.
00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,Really?
00:05:15,990 --> 00:05:16,What school?
00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:18,Illinois Occidental University.
00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,Wow! IOU!
00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:21,Yeah!
00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,Congratulations,
00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:25,Eddie. Thanks, Mom.
00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,Very proud of you.
00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:33,Hey, and that's just the beginning.
00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:36,Hey, you'll be a starter your freshman
year.
00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:41,And your junior year, you'll lead your
team to the Sweet 16.
00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:47,And your senior year, you'll win the
NCAA championship.
00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:24,Reputation? Well, I don't know. I mean,
they g***t books and stuff.
00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:27,Harriet, it's fairly obvious.
00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:32,If it didn't have scholastics, they
couldn't call it a college.
00:06:36,010 --> 00:06:40,Hey, son, you know, when you become rich
and famous, you're gonna have to have
00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:41,an agent.
00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:45,Why? Well, hey, when you're making gobs
of money, you're supposed to have a guy
00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:46,there to take a big chunk of it.
00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:48,Well, can't you do that, Dad?
00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:50,I love you, son.
00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,Mr. McCabe.
00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,What's the enrollment at Illinois
Occidental University?
00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,That's a very perceptive question, Carl.
00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,I have no idea.
00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:10,But I do know we have one of the top
basketball programs in this country.
00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,Eddie? Yes, sir?
00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,We want you.
00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:14,All right!
00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:20,I take it basketball isn't the only
reason that students go to your school.
00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,Of course not.
00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:25,IOU offers a terrific educational
program. That is, if Eddie chooses to
00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,advantage of it.
00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,What do you mean, if, Heechin?
00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:32,Okay. Our professors are very big fans
of the basketball program. What are they
00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,going to do?
00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,Flunk a power forward because he forgot
to read Silas Marner? Come on.
00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,This sounds like a fine college, Dad.
00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,Have you made up your mind, son?
00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,I sure have.
00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:48,I owe you. Here I come. All right. All
right. Yeah.
00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,See you on the quadrant.
00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:12,Laura, honey, didn't you hear me knock?
00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,Oh, sorry, I guess I was concentrating
too hard. You should have knocked.
00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:25,Laura, you know, you look a little,
well, you look a little horrible.
00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,I think you're studying too hard.
00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:31,You can't study too hard, Dad.
00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:36,Well, where's Steve? I thought he was
helping you. He was, but he wimped out
00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,after only 12 hours.
00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:38,Gee, what a wuss.
00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:42,Well, when is the last time you g***t some
rest?
00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:44,I don't know.
00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:46,What day is this?
00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,Laura, I ** really worried about you.
00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:50,You must be exhausted.
00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,No, I'm like that little bunny on TV.
00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:57,I just keep going and going and going
and going.
00:08:58,310 --> 00:08:59,Stop, stop, stop.
00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:00,You're going to bed. Come on.
00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:06,Come on. Dad, I can't. I have to go to
the library. Laura, no way. Sleep first.
00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:07,Dad!
00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:12,I forbid you to leave this house until
you get some rest.
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,Dad, you're exacerbating the problem
instead of ameliorating it.
00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:20,I ** not.
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,But just to be sure, I'm going
downstairs to check the dictionary.
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,until I get some sleep.
00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:24,Why,
00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:29,you should have told me. I nearly
violated a direct sweet guy order.
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:34,What my father doesn't know won't hurt
him. Now, I have to study. Are you
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,with me or not?
00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,Negatory. I will not help you destroy
your house.
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,Well, I'm going.
00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:43,And I want you to keep your mouth shut.
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:47,Nuh -uh. I'm squealing, baby. And
there's nothing on guys green or...
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,Thank you, sweetheart.
00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:32,Well,
00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,good.
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,What's the matter?
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:45,I see.
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,You're still a little punchy.
00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:52,I must be a little punchy, too, because
for a second there, I thought you
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,sounded like Steve.
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:06,Listen, sweetheart, I know that you
think I'm being unreasonable, but you
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,your rest, and someday you'll thank me.
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,Uh -huh.
00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,I love you, sweetheart.
00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:15,Uh -huh.
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,Come on, give us a kiss.
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,Come on, give your old dad a kiss.
00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:27,Close your eyes.
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,Night, honey.
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,Sweet dreams.
00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:00,And get some chapstick.
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,Look out there.
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,Here I come.
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,Guys, can I see you for a sec?
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,Oh, Mom, the game isn't over yet. Oh,
no, yes it is. It's over because I'm
00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:21,I want you to meet somebody.
00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:25,My husband, Carl.
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,Hi. How you doing? And my son, Eddie.
Hey.
00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:30,Nice to meet you, Eddie. You too.
00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:31,Sam Massey.
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:33,Why does that name ring a bell?
00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,They used to call me Sam the Slam.
00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:37,Oh, yes.
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