family_matters_s04e11_muskrat_love Subtitles

At 00:00:11,510, Character said: You're waiting.

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At 00:00:12,650, Character said: Now do it.

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At 00:00:28,910, Character said: Now stand back, everybody. I'm going
first.

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At 00:00:32,810, Character said: Hold your breath, Steve. You're going
down.

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At 00:00:35,800, Character said: Scream on, Edo. You couldn't hit
Wisconsin.

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At 00:00:43,780, Character said: Oh, please.

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At 00:00:45,520, Character said: Why, I've seen better arms on a chair.

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At 00:00:49,420, Character said: Yo, everybody, how about a little help?

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At 00:00:51,640, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:00:53,320, Character said: hey, no fair.

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At 00:00:54,600, Character said: All right, do something.

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At 00:00:56,200, Character said: Okay, Steve.

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At 00:00:58,700, Character said: On three, everybody.

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At 00:02:05,000, Character said: It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper

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At 00:02:11,000, Character said: page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even

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At 00:02:17,220, Character said: harder to find.

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At 00:02:19,660, Character said: Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these jizzle walls.

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At 00:02:26,880, Character said: Because all I see is a tower of dreams.

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At 00:03:02,730, Character said: Laura. Hello.

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At 00:03:06,110, Character said: Can I read your poem?

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At 00:03:07,630, Character said: No, but you can read my lips. Get lost.

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At 00:03:14,190, Character said: Laura, don't you think you were a little
rough on Ted?

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At 00:03:18,150, Character said: Maxine. He let his friends think we
slept together.

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At 00:03:20,830, Character said: He's a liar.

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At 00:03:21,830, Character said: That was two months ago. He apologized
in front of the whole school.

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At 00:03:26,210, Character said: I think he's a nice guy who made a
mistake and is truly sorry.

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At 00:03:30,820, Character said: Well, maybe, but I'm not ready to
forgive him.

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At 00:03:33,760, Character said: Well, what if another girl would ask him
to the Sadie Hopkins dance?

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At 00:03:37,240, Character said: Wouldn't you be upset?

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At 00:03:38,820, Character said: No way. It wouldn't bother me at all.

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At 00:03:40,960, Character said: I'd help the girl pick out her shoes.

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At 00:03:45,800, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:03:47,040, Character said: What a great turnout.

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At 00:03:48,780, Character said: I bet the school pulls in a nice chunk
of change.

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At 00:03:51,880, Character said: Tara, do you like this dress?

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At 00:03:56,140, Character said: I love that dress.

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At 00:03:57,420, Character said: Yellow was a great color for you.

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At 00:03:58,860, Character said: No way, Anthony.

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At 00:04:00,160, Character said: I look like a school bus.

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At 00:04:03,720, Character said: No, you don't. Yes, I do. All I need is
a sign on my back. Stop when lights

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At 00:04:08,760, Character said: flash.

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At 00:04:10,420, Character said: Harriet, please. You look wonderful.

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At 00:04:12,680, Character said: Thank you, but I don't feel wonderful.

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At 00:04:14,680, Character said: I feel fat.

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At 00:04:16,240, Character said: Listen, let's just change the subject,
okay?

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At 00:04:19,019, Character said: Good idea.

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At 00:04:20,100, Character said: Tomorrow for my birthday, no cake or ice
cream.

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At 00:04:23,380, Character said: Harriet, you're not fat.

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At 00:04:24,820, Character said: So stop dwelling on the subject. Let's
just forget about it.

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At 00:04:29,480, Character said: Hello, ma '**.

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At 00:04:30,680, Character said: Would you like me to guess your weight?

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At 00:04:32,340, Character said: Why? Do I look fat?

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At 00:04:35,040, Character said: Is that what you're saying?

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At 00:04:38,100, Character said: I'm sorry. Her mother was mugged by a
guess -your -weight guy.

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At 00:04:48,680, Character said: Let's see.

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At 00:04:49,500, Character said: I see a recent challenge.

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At 00:04:52,140, Character said: A math test, huh?

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At 00:04:54,380, Character said: Yeah. I had a math test yesterday. How'd
you know that?

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At 00:04:57,580, Character said: You still have the trade formulas
written on your hand.

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At 00:05:00,760, Character said: I do not.

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At 00:05:02,200, Character said: I know, I was just kidding.

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At 00:05:04,040, Character said: I'm in your class.

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At 00:05:05,480, Character said: Oh, that's right. You're Jane Bowman.

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At 00:05:07,780, Character said: Close, close. I'm Melissa Robbins.

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At 00:05:11,640, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:12,600, Character said: That's okay. Jane and I are a lot alike.
We both have hair.

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At 00:05:18,280, Character said: Well, it's nice to meet you, Melissa.
I'm... Eddie Winslow.

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At 00:05:21,420, Character said: I know your sister, Laura. She told me
all about you.

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At 00:05:25,480, Character said: Uh -oh.

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At 00:05:26,640, Character said: Yeah, what'd she say? Good things, good
things.

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At 00:05:29,260, Character said: You're a terrific big brother.

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At 00:05:31,160, Character said: You're an all -city basketball player.

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At 00:05:33,700, Character said: True, true.

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At 00:05:34,880, Character said: And you won't go to sleep without your
Scooby -Doo nightlight.

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At 00:05:41,140, Character said: Hey, keep it moving, Mr. Leg Pants.

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At 00:05:46,480, Character said: Don't tuck her your pucker, Karen. It's
me she wants.

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At 00:05:52,120, Character said: Hi, Laura.

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At 00:05:53,360, Character said: You're lucky this is for charity, Tiff.

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At 00:05:55,600, Character said: Look, Laura, I know you're still mad at
me, and I don't blame you.

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At 00:05:58,600, Character said: But, girl, I'm miserable without you.

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At 00:06:01,540, Character said: Look at this.

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At 00:06:03,940, Character said: Better than my favorite soap opera, The
Young and the Useless.

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At 00:06:10,120, Character said: You're really miserable without me? I
swear, Laura, I can't sleep, I can't

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At 00:06:16,080, Character said: Please forgive me.

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At 00:06:39,400, Character said: could start it.

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At 00:06:40,560, Character said: Yeah, that'd be great.

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At 00:06:42,820, Character said: Would you like to go to the dance with
me?

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At 00:06:44,720, Character said: Yes. I mean, no.

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At 00:06:49,100, Character said: Maxine asked me and I said yes.

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At 00:06:51,600, Character said: Me and my big mouth. I told Max I didn't
care if you went with someone else.

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At 00:06:55,920, Character said: We'll go out next week.

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At 00:06:59,940, Character said: Yeah, well, walk on, pretty boy.

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At 00:07:10,320, Character said: A lot lives with a man.

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At 00:07:27,160, Character said: Ship change.

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At 00:07:31,880, Character said: Ship change.

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At 00:07:39,560, Character said: Let's try.

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At 00:07:41,060, Character said: Do you see anything in here about a
dance?

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At 00:07:44,260, Character said: Hmm. Ah, yes, I do. Oh, you are having a
great time.

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At 00:07:50,080, Character said: Can you see who I'm with?

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At 00:07:52,760, Character said: Well, um, she's very mysterious.

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At 00:07:57,680, Character said: But she was afraid to ask you because
she wasn't sure if you'd accept.

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At 00:08:03,080, Character said: Well, uh, I hope she's the adventurous
type.

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At 00:08:09,440, Character said: Will you go to the dance with me?

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At 00:08:13,000, Character said: It says here I'll pick you up at 8.

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At 00:08:20,680, Character said: A guy.

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At 00:08:21,520, Character said: Guess what?

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At 00:08:22,400, Character said: I g***t my date for the Sadie Hawkins
dance.

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At 00:08:24,540, Character said: Who? Who's the lucky bait?

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At 00:08:26,260, Character said: Melissa Roberts.

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At 00:08:29,260, Character said: That's the good one, man. Melissa
Roberts.

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At 00:08:32,919, Character said: Now, come on. Who you really going with?

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At 00:08:35,340, Character said: I just told you. Melissa Roberts.

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At 00:08:37,980, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:08:42,320, Character said: Let me see. I can't put this delicate
in.

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At 00:08:44,920, Character said: She's a thug.

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At 00:08:47,220, Character said: She is not.

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At 00:08:48,480, Character said: Oh, please.

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At 00:08:49,500, Character said: She wouldn't be allowed in the
restaurant unless she was leading a

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At 00:08:54,060, Character said: Listen, guys, Melissa's really a nice
girl. She's a schnauzer and a skirt.

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At 00:09:13,960, Character said: What's the matter?

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At 00:09:15,960, Character said: I'm embarrassed.

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At 00:09:18,140, Character said: You see, I can't go with you to the dam.

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At 00:09:22,200, Character said: Oh, well, how come?

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At 00:09:24,420, Character said: Well, I forgot that next Saturday I'm
taking my dog to be neutered.

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At 00:09:29,920, Character said: Can't you change the appointment?

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At 00:09:31,900, Character said: No, he's really looking forward to it.

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At 00:09:37,760, Character said: I'm sorry, Melissa.

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At 00:09:40,200, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:10:23,440, Character said: exercise traveling?

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At 00:10:24,280, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:10:25,960, Character said: This baby will take off the piles in no
time.

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At 00:10:30,140, Character said: Don't you love it?

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At 00:10:35,940, Character said: For my birthday, you brought me an
exercise traveling?

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At 00:10:40,320, Character said: Yes. And that's not all.

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At 00:10:47,920, Character said: Lose weight, feel great at Chicago's
premier health spa, Hip Whippers.

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At 00:10:56,270, Character said: It's a full year membership, babe.

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At 00:10:58,910, Character said: You may kiss me now.

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At 00:11:02,590, Character said: Why don't I just skip the...