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00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:12,You're waiting.
00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:13,Now do it.
00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:31,Now stand back, everybody. I'm going
first.
00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:35,Hold your breath, Steve. You're going
down.
00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,Scream on, Edo. You couldn't hit
Wisconsin.
00:00:43,780 --> 00:00:44,Oh, please.
00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,Why, I've seen better arms on a chair.
00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:51,Yo, everybody, how about a little help?
00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,Hey,
00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,hey, no fair.
00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,All right, do something.
00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,Okay, Steve.
00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,On three, everybody.
00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:11,It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:17,page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,harder to find.
00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:25,Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these jizzle walls.
00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:03,Laura. Hello.
00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:07,Can I read your poem?
00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:09,No, but you can read my lips. Get lost.
00:03:14,190 --> 00:03:17,Laura, don't you think you were a little
rough on Ted?
00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:20,Maxine. He let his friends think we
slept together.
00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:21,He's a liar.
00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:25,That was two months ago. He apologized
in front of the whole school.
00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:29,I think he's a nice guy who made a
mistake and is truly sorry.
00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:32,Well, maybe, but I'm not ready to
forgive him.
00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,Well, what if another girl would ask him
to the Sadie Hopkins dance?
00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,Wouldn't you be upset?
00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,No way. It wouldn't bother me at all.
00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,I'd help the girl pick out her shoes.
00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,Wow.
00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,What a great turnout.
00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:50,I bet the school pulls in a nice chunk
of change.
00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,Tara, do you like this dress?
00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:57,I love that dress.
00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:58,Yellow was a great color for you.
00:03:58,860 --> 00:03:59,No way, Anthony.
00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,I look like a school bus.
00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:08,No, you don't. Yes, I do. All I need is
a sign on my back. Stop when lights
00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:09,flash.
00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:12,Harriet, please. You look wonderful.
00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,Thank you, but I don't feel wonderful.
00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:15,I feel fat.
00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,Listen, let's just change the subject,
okay?
00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:20,Good idea.
00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:23,Tomorrow for my birthday, no cake or ice
cream.
00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:24,Harriet, you're not fat.
00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:27,So stop dwelling on the subject. Let's
just forget about it.
00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,Hello, ma '**.
00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,Would you like me to guess your weight?
00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,Why? Do I look fat?
00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,Is that what you're saying?
00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,I'm sorry. Her mother was mugged by a
guess -your -weight guy.
00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,Let's see.
00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,I see a recent challenge.
00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:54,A math test, huh?
00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:57,Yeah. I had a math test yesterday. How'd
you know that?
00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:59,You still have the trade formulas
written on your hand.
00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:01,I do not.
00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,I know, I was just kidding.
00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,I'm in your class.
00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,Oh, that's right. You're Jane Bowman.
00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:09,Close, close. I'm Melissa Robbins.
00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,I'm sorry.
00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,That's okay. Jane and I are a lot alike.
We both have hair.
00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:21,Well, it's nice to meet you, Melissa.
I'm... Eddie Winslow.
00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:24,I know your sister, Laura. She told me
all about you.
00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,Uh -oh.
00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,Yeah, what'd she say? Good things, good
things.
00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:30,You're a terrific big brother.
00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,You're an all -city basketball player.
00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,True, true.
00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,And you won't go to sleep without your
Scooby -Doo nightlight.
00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,Hey, keep it moving, Mr. Leg Pants.
00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,Don't tuck her your pucker, Karen. It's
me she wants.
00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,Hi, Laura.
00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,You're lucky this is for charity, Tiff.
00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,Look, Laura, I know you're still mad at
me, and I don't blame you.
00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,But, girl, I'm miserable without you.
00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:02,Look at this.
00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:06,Better than my favorite soap opera, The
Young and the Useless.
00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:14,You're really miserable without me? I
swear, Laura, I can't sleep, I can't
00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,Please forgive me.
00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,could start it.
00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,Yeah, that'd be great.
00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:44,Would you like to go to the dance with
me?
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,Yes. I mean, no.
00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,Maxine asked me and I said yes.
00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,Me and my big mouth. I told Max I didn't
care if you went with someone else.
00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,We'll go out next week.
00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:03,Yeah, well, walk on, pretty boy.
00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,A lot lives with a man.
00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,Ship change.
00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:32,Ship change.
00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,Let's try.
00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,Do you see anything in here about a
dance?
00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:49,Hmm. Ah, yes, I do. Oh, you are having a
great time.
00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,Can you see who I'm with?
00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:56,Well, um, she's very mysterious.
00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:01,But she was afraid to ask you because
she wasn't sure if you'd accept.
00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:06,Well, uh, I hope she's the adventurous
type.
00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,Will you go to the dance with me?
00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,It says here I'll pick you up at 8.
00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,A guy.
00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,Guess what?
00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,I g***t my date for the Sadie Hawkins
dance.
00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:26,Who? Who's the lucky bait?
00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:27,Melissa Roberts.
00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:31,That's the good one, man. Melissa
Roberts.
00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:34,Now, come on. Who you really going with?
00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,I just told you. Melissa Roberts.
00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:38,Oh.
00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,Let me see. I can't put this delicate
in.
00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:45,She's a thug.
00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,She is not.
00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,Oh, please.
00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:52,She wouldn't be allowed in the
restaurant unless she was leading a
00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:57,Listen, guys, Melissa's really a nice
girl. She's a schnauzer and a skirt.
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,What's the matter?
00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:16,I'm embarrassed.
00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,You see, I can't go with you to the dam.
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,Oh, well, how come?
00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:27,Well, I forgot that next Saturday I'm
taking my dog to be neutered.
00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,Can't you change the appointment?
00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,No, he's really looking forward to it.
00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,I'm sorry, Melissa.
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,Bye.
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,exercise traveling?
00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,Yes.
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,This baby will take off the piles in no
time.
00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:31,Don't you love it?
00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:39,For my birthday, you brought me an
exercise traveling?
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,Yes. And that's not all.
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:52,Lose weight, feel great at Chicago's
premier health spa, Hip Whippers.
00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:58,It's a full year membership, babe.
00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,You may kiss me now.
00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:05,Why don't I just skip the...
00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:13,Now do it.
00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:31,Now stand back, everybody. I'm going
first.
00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:35,Hold your breath, Steve. You're going
down.
00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,Scream on, Edo. You couldn't hit
Wisconsin.
00:00:43,780 --> 00:00:44,Oh, please.
00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,Why, I've seen better arms on a chair.
00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:51,Yo, everybody, how about a little help?
00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,Hey,
00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,hey, no fair.
00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,All right, do something.
00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,Okay, Steve.
00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,On three, everybody.
00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:11,It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:17,page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,harder to find.
00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:25,Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these jizzle walls.
00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:03,Laura. Hello.
00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:07,Can I read your poem?
00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:09,No, but you can read my lips. Get lost.
00:03:14,190 --> 00:03:17,Laura, don't you think you were a little
rough on Ted?
00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:20,Maxine. He let his friends think we
slept together.
00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:21,He's a liar.
00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:25,That was two months ago. He apologized
in front of the whole school.
00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:29,I think he's a nice guy who made a
mistake and is truly sorry.
00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:32,Well, maybe, but I'm not ready to
forgive him.
00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,Well, what if another girl would ask him
to the Sadie Hopkins dance?
00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,Wouldn't you be upset?
00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,No way. It wouldn't bother me at all.
00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,I'd help the girl pick out her shoes.
00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,Wow.
00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,What a great turnout.
00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:50,I bet the school pulls in a nice chunk
of change.
00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,Tara, do you like this dress?
00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:57,I love that dress.
00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:58,Yellow was a great color for you.
00:03:58,860 --> 00:03:59,No way, Anthony.
00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,I look like a school bus.
00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:08,No, you don't. Yes, I do. All I need is
a sign on my back. Stop when lights
00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:09,flash.
00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:12,Harriet, please. You look wonderful.
00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,Thank you, but I don't feel wonderful.
00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:15,I feel fat.
00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,Listen, let's just change the subject,
okay?
00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:20,Good idea.
00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:23,Tomorrow for my birthday, no cake or ice
cream.
00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:24,Harriet, you're not fat.
00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:27,So stop dwelling on the subject. Let's
just forget about it.
00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,Hello, ma '**.
00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,Would you like me to guess your weight?
00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,Why? Do I look fat?
00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,Is that what you're saying?
00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,I'm sorry. Her mother was mugged by a
guess -your -weight guy.
00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,Let's see.
00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,I see a recent challenge.
00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:54,A math test, huh?
00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:57,Yeah. I had a math test yesterday. How'd
you know that?
00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:59,You still have the trade formulas
written on your hand.
00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:01,I do not.
00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,I know, I was just kidding.
00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,I'm in your class.
00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,Oh, that's right. You're Jane Bowman.
00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:09,Close, close. I'm Melissa Robbins.
00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,I'm sorry.
00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,That's okay. Jane and I are a lot alike.
We both have hair.
00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:21,Well, it's nice to meet you, Melissa.
I'm... Eddie Winslow.
00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:24,I know your sister, Laura. She told me
all about you.
00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,Uh -oh.
00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,Yeah, what'd she say? Good things, good
things.
00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:30,You're a terrific big brother.
00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,You're an all -city basketball player.
00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,True, true.
00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,And you won't go to sleep without your
Scooby -Doo nightlight.
00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,Hey, keep it moving, Mr. Leg Pants.
00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,Don't tuck her your pucker, Karen. It's
me she wants.
00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,Hi, Laura.
00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,You're lucky this is for charity, Tiff.
00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,Look, Laura, I know you're still mad at
me, and I don't blame you.
00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,But, girl, I'm miserable without you.
00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:02,Look at this.
00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:06,Better than my favorite soap opera, The
Young and the Useless.
00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:14,You're really miserable without me? I
swear, Laura, I can't sleep, I can't
00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,Please forgive me.
00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,could start it.
00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,Yeah, that'd be great.
00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:44,Would you like to go to the dance with
me?
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,Yes. I mean, no.
00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,Maxine asked me and I said yes.
00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,Me and my big mouth. I told Max I didn't
care if you went with someone else.
00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,We'll go out next week.
00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:03,Yeah, well, walk on, pretty boy.
00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,A lot lives with a man.
00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,Ship change.
00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:32,Ship change.
00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,Let's try.
00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,Do you see anything in here about a
dance?
00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:49,Hmm. Ah, yes, I do. Oh, you are having a
great time.
00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,Can you see who I'm with?
00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:56,Well, um, she's very mysterious.
00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:01,But she was afraid to ask you because
she wasn't sure if you'd accept.
00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:06,Well, uh, I hope she's the adventurous
type.
00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,Will you go to the dance with me?
00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,It says here I'll pick you up at 8.
00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,A guy.
00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,Guess what?
00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,I g***t my date for the Sadie Hawkins
dance.
00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:26,Who? Who's the lucky bait?
00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:27,Melissa Roberts.
00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:31,That's the good one, man. Melissa
Roberts.
00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:34,Now, come on. Who you really going with?
00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,I just told you. Melissa Roberts.
00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:38,Oh.
00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,Let me see. I can't put this delicate
in.
00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:45,She's a thug.
00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,She is not.
00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,Oh, please.
00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:52,She wouldn't be allowed in the
restaurant unless she was leading a
00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:57,Listen, guys, Melissa's really a nice
girl. She's a schnauzer and a skirt.
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,What's the matter?
00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:16,I'm embarrassed.
00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,You see, I can't go with you to the dam.
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,Oh, well, how come?
00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:27,Well, I forgot that next Saturday I'm
taking my dog to be neutered.
00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,Can't you change the appointment?
00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,No, he's really looking forward to it.
00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,I'm sorry, Melissa.
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,Bye.
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,exercise traveling?
00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,Yes.
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,This baby will take off the piles in no
time.
00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:31,Don't you love it?
00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:39,For my birthday, you brought me an
exercise traveling?
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,Yes. And that's not all.
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:52,Lose weight, feel great at Chicago's
premier health spa, Hip Whippers.
00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:58,It's a full year membership, babe.
00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,You may kiss me now.
00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:05,Why don't I just skip the...
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