Family Matters Whose Kid Is It Anyway S04E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: Mary's pumpkin contest. And this year,
our esteemed judges are Carl Winslow

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At 00:00:06,380, Character said: and Steve Urkel.

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At 00:00:14,220, Character said: Well, I'm proud to be included in this
family's charming pagan ceremony.

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At 00:00:20,260, Character said: Okay, let the contest begin.

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At 00:00:31,470, Character said: carved by me and my mom.

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At 00:00:33,450, Character said: And the last pumpkin was carved by me
and Eddie.

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At 00:00:44,010, Character said: Well, there's your winner.

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At 00:00:57,970, Character said: It's a rare condition.

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At 00:01:00,140, Character said: This day and age to read any good news
on the newspaper page.

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At 00:01:05,019, Character said: And love and tradition of the grand
design. Some people say it's even harder

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At 00:01:11,040, Character said: find.

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At 00:01:12,760, Character said: Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

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At 00:01:19,960, Character said: Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of everything.

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At 00:01:32,780, Character said: The bigger love of the family.

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At 00:01:52,820, Character said: Good morning.

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At 00:01:59,100, Character said: Okay, so I'm a little late. Get off my
back.

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At 00:02:04,780, Character said: Sorry, it's just that I didn't sleep
again last night.

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At 00:02:07,420, Character said: Honey, that's the third night in a row.

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At 00:02:09,320, Character said: Maybe you should call a doctor.

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At 00:02:10,960, Character said: Carl, he'll just say, get some sleep and
then charge us a hundred bucks.

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At 00:02:15,960, Character said: It's just that I want you to be ready to
rock and roll at the policeman's

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At 00:02:19,000, Character said: Halloween bash tomorrow.

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At 00:02:23,420, Character said: You know how they always look forward to
us getting on top of the table and

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At 00:02:26,580, Character said: doing the famous Winslow rumba?

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At 00:02:36,990, Character said: You didn't notice last year, but they
pulled their guns on us.

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At 00:02:43,950, Character said: Rachel, you may have to carry the rumba
banner this year.

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At 00:02:47,930, Character said: Can't, Carl. I'm taking Ritzy trick -or
-treating.

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At 00:02:51,250, Character said: No, you're not. I'm going with Eddie.

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At 00:02:53,750, Character said: What?

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At 00:02:55,950, Character said: Yeah, you promised me a long time ago.

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At 00:03:00,150, Character said: Remember the time I loaned you $2?

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At 00:03:03,730, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry. Richie, I forgot all
about that.

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At 00:03:07,900, Character said: Waldo and I are going to Daryl Jackson's
Halloween party.

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At 00:03:11,360, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:19,480, Character said: Yo,

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At 00:03:24,160, Character said: Richmeister.

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At 00:03:25,560, Character said: Yeah? Be ready by six o 'clock, okay?

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At 00:03:46,780, Character said: Carl. Carl.

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At 00:03:51,120, Character said: Carl! What?

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At 00:03:58,600, Character said: Honey, are you awake?

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At 00:04:02,360, Character said: Well, I **.

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At 00:04:12,330, Character said: You can't sleep, so I can't sleep
either, right?

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At 00:04:15,710, Character said: I knew you'd understand.

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At 00:04:23,670, Character said: Steve, is that you?

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At 00:04:25,530, Character said: Well, it ain't the tooth fairy.

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At 00:04:29,210, Character said: Oh, it's official. This is the night
from hell.

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At 00:04:33,810, Character said: Hey, big guy. Greetings, mother of the
woman I love.

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At 00:04:37,530, Character said: Steve, what are you doing here?

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At 00:04:39,530, Character said: Well, my mother... Motion sensor device
was triggered, so I came over to

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At 00:04:42,940, Character said: investigate.

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At 00:04:44,620, Character said: Motion sensor device?

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At 00:04:46,140, Character said: Yeah. It's a little doohickey I cooked
up to keep track of my favorite family.

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At 00:04:50,980, Character said: Either way, Carl, there hasn't been much
motion in this room lately.

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At 00:05:00,800, Character said: Well, I've been having this back
problem, okay?

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At 00:05:03,860, Character said: Every couple of months it goes out on me
and... Why ** I explaining this to you?

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At 00:05:12,390, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:13,610, Character said: I can't sleep. I need somebody to talk
to.

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At 00:05:16,770, Character said: Ah, insomnia.

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At 00:05:20,530, Character said: Harriet, he's getting a chair.

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At 00:05:44,490, Character said: Tell me.

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At 00:05:46,070, Character said: He listens to relaxation tapes.

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At 00:05:50,210, Character said: His favorite is Sounds of the Amazon
Rainforest.

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At 00:05:56,030, Character said: Ooh, I bet that is...

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At 00:06:26,380, Character said: buy this tape.

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At 00:06:27,200, Character said: Oh, piss toss. I'll make you a copy and
bring it over. Oh, thank you, Steve.

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At 00:06:32,640, Character said: Now, what can I get for you, Carl?

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At 00:06:35,800, Character said: Some oysters.

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At 00:07:04,270, Character said: Spider -Man.

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At 00:07:05,030, Character said: Ready to go?

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At 00:07:05,910, Character said: I was born ready. I'm in candy or dry.

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At 00:07:13,790, Character said: Trick or treat.

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At 00:07:24,990, Character said: What's up, Waldo?

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At 00:07:27,230, Character said: How'd you know it was me?

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At 00:07:30,710, Character said: Lucky guess.

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At 00:07:37,280, Character said: Care to ride up the Nile on my bars?

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At 00:07:45,620, Character said: Hey, Miss Crawford, in this light, you
look exactly like Cleopatra.

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At 00:08:02,700, Character said: Winslow, who are you supposed to be?
Shirley Temple Black.

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At 00:08:29,290, Character said: Wow, Zorro. Can I have your autograph?

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At 00:08:33,830, Character said: Waldo, it's me, Carl Winslow.

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At 00:08:36,470, Character said: Dude, your dad is Zorro.

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At 00:08:44,150, Character said: Come on, let's go to the party so we can
boogie all night.

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At 00:08:47,670, Character said: Richie, you have a great time trick -or
-treating, okay?

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At 00:09:00,810, Character said: More trick -or -treaters.

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At 00:09:07,210, Character said: Jump back.

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At 00:09:09,050, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:09:10,510, Character said: Right back at you.

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At 00:09:12,510, Character said: I wonder if you can help me.

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At 00:09:14,670, Character said: No wonder no more, baby.

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At 00:09:16,170, Character said: Eddie Winslow here at your service.

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At 00:09:18,250, Character said: I'm Angela.

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At 00:09:20,690, Character said: I'm glad.

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At 00:09:23,550, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:09:25,900, Character said: I'm going to a party at the Jackson
House, but I can't find it. Oh, you see,

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At 00:09:29,060, Character said: that's because it's a very difficult
house to find.

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At 00:09:31,400, Character said: No, it isn't. It's where I g***t the...
Perhaps I should escort you

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At 00:09:37,920, Character said: personally just to make sure you're
safe.

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At 00:09:40,460, Character said: Thanks a lot.

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At 00:09:41,700, Character said: See, I'm a friend of a friend, and I
won't know anyone at this party.

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At 00:09:45,380, Character said: Of course you will.

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At 00:09:46,500, Character said: You'll know me.

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At 00:09:47,720, Character said: Now, put yourself in part, but keep that
motor running.

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At 00:09:59,020, Character said: She's drop -dead gorgeous.

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At 00:10:00,800, Character said: I don't know why you're so impressed.

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At 00:10:02,580, Character said: For God's sakes, man, your father is
Zorro.

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At 00:10:11,040, Character said: Change your plans, Waldo. I need you to
take Richie trick -or -treating.

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At 00:10:14,820, Character said: Eddie, you promised to take me. I know,
Richie, but you'll have just as much fun

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At 00:10:19,360, Character said: if you go with your Uncle Waldo.

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At 00:10:21,500, Character said: The guy thinks your father is Zorro.

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At 00:10:30,890, Character said: I know, Richie, but don't worry. I'll
make it up to you. I promise.

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At 00:10:35,250, Character said: Come with me into the night, my little
mistress of the dark.

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At 00:10:41,810, Character said: Ready to go, Richie?

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At 00:10:43,070, Character said: I guess.

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At 00:10:59,230, Character said: Steve, wait!

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At 00:11:49,420, Character said: He went to a party.

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At 00:11:50,620, Character said: You mean he ducked out on Richie? Yeah,
big time.

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At 00:12:18,320, Character said: just peachy. Wongo, you brought back the
Wong can.

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At 00:12:27,780, Character said: Hello, Daryl.

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At 00:12:29,140, Character said: This is Waldo Geraldo Faldo.

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At 00:12:32,020, Character said: Is Eddie Winslow there?

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At 00:12:34,060, Character said: You know, Zorro's kid.

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At 00:12:37,300, Character said: Well, tell him to holler home now.

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At 00:12:41,220, Character said: Waldo, how could you make such a
mistake?

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At 00:12:43,580, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:12:46,960, Character said: I do remember a woman with a small kid
dressed like Spider -Man.

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At 00:12:50,340, Character said: There was something different about her.

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At 00:12:54,100, Character said: Might she have been Chinese?

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At 00:12:58,880, Character said: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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At 00:13:05,640, Character said: Yo,

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At 00:13:06,960, Character said: this better be good. I was just about to
sink my teeth in Angela's neck.

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At 00:13:11,180, Character said: Who is this?

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At 00:13:12,380, Character said: Ah, this is Tommy. You see, Waldo...
left with Richie, but he came back with

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At 00:13:17,890, Character said: Tommy.

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At 00:13:20,330, Character said: Well, then...