family_matters_s04e02_dance_to_the_music Subtitles

At 00:00:05,420, Character said: Carl, I called the precinct and told
them you wouldn't be in again today.

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At 00:00:09,120, Character said: Oh, thank you, baby gums.

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At 00:00:12,960, Character said: Now, is there anything else you need
before I go to work?

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At 00:00:15,240, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:16,400, Character said: I think I'll just lie here and let the
germs eat away at my body.

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At 00:00:21,360, Character said: Well, look at it this way.

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At 00:00:22,780, Character said: It'll be years before you feel the loss.

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At 00:00:26,720, Character said: Oh, that's right, Harriet. Moths are
sick.

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At 00:00:29,560, Character said: I'm sorry, honey. Now, listen. Drink
lots of fluids and get plenty of rest.

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At 00:00:45,250, Character said: Peace. Good morning, sunshine.

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At 00:00:53,650, Character said: Steve. And how's our congested cop
today?

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At 00:00:58,450, Character said: Why aren't you in school?

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At 00:01:00,490, Character said: Well, because I meet him here.

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At 00:01:02,600, Character said: I simply called Principal Shimano and
asked him if I could skip a day.

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At 00:01:06,680, Character said: Well, he was thrilled to grant my
request.

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At 00:01:12,120, Character said: Remind me to thank him.

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At 00:01:14,860, Character said: Hey, let's play a board game, big guy. I
brought a bonanza of choices.

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At 00:01:18,840, Character said: No, thank you.

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At 00:01:20,040, Character said: All I want to do is lie here and rest.

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At 00:01:23,300, Character said: Monopoly?

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At 00:01:24,960, Character said: No. Clue?

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At 00:01:26,060, Character said: No. Parcheesi? No.

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At 00:01:28,560, Character said: Scrabble, checkers, shoes and ladders,
yachts, he rests, Mr. Brede.

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At 00:01:35,240, Character said: No, no, no.

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At 00:02:15,190, Character said: Good night.

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At 00:02:24,750, Character said: Good night. Good night.

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At 00:03:01,740, Character said: down to the side.

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At 00:03:03,060, Character said: Maybe I should just shave it all off and
start all over.

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At 00:03:06,620, Character said: Go for it.

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At 00:03:09,260, Character said: I've been nominated for homecoming
queen. Why aren't you excited?

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At 00:03:12,180, Character said: Three reasons.

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At 00:03:34,890, Character said: longer than the other.

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At 00:03:35,870, Character said: So? So when we slow dance, we end up
making small circles to the left.

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At 00:03:43,770, Character said: I'm still hoping Ted Kern will ask me.

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At 00:03:45,990, Character said: Well, Ted better ask you soon.
Otherwise, you're going to end up going

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At 00:03:49,710, Character said: frightening geek.

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At 00:04:05,450, Character said: With your smile, you're charming that
bodacious bod.

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At 00:04:09,370, Character said: At least you can count on one vote.

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At 00:04:13,790, Character said: I mean, two.

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At 00:04:17,829, Character said: So, where are my luscious little love
bucket?

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At 00:04:21,130, Character said: Want to go to the homecoming dance with
me?

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At 00:04:23,730, Character said: No, thanks.

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At 00:04:25,730, Character said: All right, yes!

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At 00:04:27,770, Character said: What are you so happy about? She just
turned you down.

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At 00:04:32,150, Character said: Ah, yes, but with a simple no.

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At 00:04:34,620, Character said: Yesterday she said, drop dead, nerd boy.

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At 00:04:44,940, Character said: I'm wearing you down, baby.

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At 00:04:50,820, Character said: I'm wearing you down.

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At 00:04:58,280, Character said: Harry, what have you always wanted but
never been able to get? My own

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At 00:05:03,240, Character said: housekeeper.

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At 00:05:06,480, Character said: My own bathroom. Besides that.

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At 00:05:08,240, Character said: More closet space.

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At 00:05:09,860, Character said: You know, you're ruining this.

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At 00:05:13,260, Character said: Piano lessons, babe. You always wanted
piano lessons.

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At 00:05:16,420, Character said: Carl, we're stretching every dollar now.
Nobody in this family can afford to

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At 00:05:20,100, Character said: learn anything.

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At 00:05:23,200, Character said: Sweetheart, that's the beauty of it.
These lessons are free. How come?

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At 00:05:27,380, Character said: Well, I nabbed a purse snatcher today.
And the little old lady who owned the

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At 00:05:30,660, Character said: purse was so grateful, she offered me
free piano lessons.

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At 00:05:35,310, Character said: Could you keep the enthusiasm down just
a little, Harry?

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At 00:05:41,010, Character said: I'm sorry, honey.

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At 00:05:42,310, Character said: You're right.

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At 00:05:43,990, Character said: Besides, we've g***t this great piano over
here, and I've always wanted to really

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At 00:05:48,690, Character said: learn how to play it. Well, now you can.

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At 00:05:52,370, Character said: Thank you, sweetheart.

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At 00:05:53,510, Character said: Have I made you happy, hon? Yes, you
have.

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At 00:05:57,210, Character said: How happy?

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At 00:06:00,790, Character said: You'll never know, because I have to go
pick up the kids.

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At 00:07:03,240, Character said: I think we'll jump for a door and get it
sorted or not. Somebody's asking again,

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At 00:07:06,480, Character said: isn't that all you want me? Oh, Lord, my
pet, won't you please go with me?

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At 00:07:14,040, Character said: I told you no, so I'll be more prepared
to go out that door and go play in some

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At 00:07:18,640, Character said: tracks.

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At 00:07:26,320, Character said: Ma, I've asked you to the dance 26 times
and you've shot me down 26 times.

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At 00:07:39,470, Character said: Will you go to the dance with me?

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At 00:07:41,210, Character said: No. Please!

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At 00:07:43,150, Character said: Please!

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At 00:07:44,910, Character said: Please!

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At 00:07:46,190, Character said: No! If you don't leave, I'll just drag
you into the backyard and turn the guard

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At 00:07:52,570, Character said: holes on you, and you know what that's
like.

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At 00:07:59,130, Character said: That won't be necessary.

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At 00:08:11,920, Character said: I'm hoping Ted Curran will ask me.

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At 00:08:13,720, Character said: Ted Curran?

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At 00:08:14,980, Character said: You mean the good -looking, popular jock
with straight A's?

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At 00:08:17,940, Character said: Yeah. Well, what do you see in that
loser?

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At 00:08:22,600, Character said: I like him.

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At 00:08:23,860, Character said: A lot.

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At 00:08:25,680, Character said: Well, what are you going to do if this
Curran character doesn't ask you?

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At 00:08:29,520, Character said: Then I won't go.

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At 00:08:30,720, Character said: But, Maura, you have to. You were
nominated for Homecoming Queen.

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At 00:08:34,320, Character said: I don't care. If I can't go to the dance
with Ted, then I won't go at all. I

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At 00:08:38,159, Character said: refuse to settle for second best.

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At 00:08:45,450, Character said: I understand.

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At 00:08:47,130, Character said: That's the way I feel about you.

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At 00:08:57,590, Character said: Okay, men, hit the showers.

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At 00:09:05,350, Character said: Karen, a moment of your time, please.

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At 00:09:08,370, Character said: What is it, Uncle?

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At 00:09:09,810, Character said: Look, this won't take long.

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At 00:09:11,850, Character said: I just want to know who you're taking to
the homecoming dance.

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At 00:09:15,180, Character said: I haven't asked anyone yet.

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At 00:09:17,160, Character said: Well, how do you feel about Laura
Winslow?

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At 00:09:19,740, Character said: How do I feel?

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At 00:09:21,240, Character said: Oh, man, she's the prettiest girl in the
school.

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At 00:09:23,760, Character said: I'd love to take her, but I heard she's
turned down every guy who's asked.

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At 00:09:27,660, Character said: Well, if you ask her, she won't turn you
down.

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At 00:09:30,780, Character said: Really?

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At 00:09:32,040, Character said: How do you know? I just know, okay?

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At 00:09:36,700, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:09:37,760, Character said: I occasionally suffer from
irregularities.

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At 00:09:42,460, Character said: Oh, this is great.

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At 00:09:43,870, Character said: This is great.

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At 00:09:44,810, Character said: I'll ask her today.

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At 00:09:46,430, Character said: Excellent.

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At 00:09:48,510, Character said: Wait a minute.

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At 00:09:49,530, Character said: Erica, why are you doing this?

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At 00:09:51,110, Character said: I mean, everybody knows you're crazy
about Laura.

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At 00:09:53,990, Character said: Ironic, isn't it?

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At 00:09:55,570, Character said: But Laura wants to go with you, and all
I care about is her happiness.

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At 00:10:01,370, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:10:02,630, Character said: You're like some kind of nerd saint.

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At 00:10:18,640, Character said: Hey, sorry I can't be here for your
first piano lesson, but the fuzzballs

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At 00:10:23,000, Character said: couldn't do without old Master Blaster
Winslow.

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At 00:10:30,600, Character said: Good evening. Is Harriet Winslow here?

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At 00:10:42,320, Character said: Who wants to know?

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At 00:10:48,030, Character said: I'm here to give Harriet a piano lesson.

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At 00:10:52,510, Character said: Oh, no, you're not.

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At 00:10:55,230, Character said: A sweet little old lady's supposed to do
that.

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At 00:10:57,390, Character said: What have you done with her?

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At 00:10:59,150, Character said: Well, if you're referring to my mother,
I'll be taking over her lessons for a

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At 00:11:02,050, Character said: while. She came down with a terrible
cold that she caught from some

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At 00:11:04,730, Character said: cop.

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At 00:11:08,390, Character said: I see.

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