Family Matters An Officer And A Waldo S04E07 Subtitles

At 00:00:20,910, Character said: That was a fun date.

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At 00:00:25,090, Character said: It wasn't a date.

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At 00:00:26,870, Character said: I went to the movie alone, and you sat
down next to me right after it started.

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At 00:00:31,910, Character said: Uh -huh. But this time, you didn't dump
your soda all over me.

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At 00:00:37,050, Character said: I'm wearing you down, baby.

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At 00:00:49,930, Character said: Let's get comfortable.

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At 00:00:56,910, Character said: Hey, baby.

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At 00:01:00,410, Character said: Let's get comfortable.

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At 00:01:06,750, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:01:09,050, Character said: Making a move, sweetheart.

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At 00:01:14,590, Character said: Feel free to make one back.

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At 00:01:22,380, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:00,810, Character said: It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper

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At 00:02:06,990, Character said: page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even

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At 00:02:13,250, Character said: harder to find.

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At 00:02:15,650, Character said: Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

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At 00:02:22,830, Character said: Because all I see is a tower of dreams.

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At 00:02:52,160, Character said: Don't lose that thought.

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At 00:02:58,240, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:03:04,900, Character said: Waldo! What's up?

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At 00:03:06,100, Character said: Uh, uh, uh, Vonda's here. Oh, cool.

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At 00:03:11,820, Character said: Hey, Vonda.

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At 00:03:12,740, Character said: Hello, Waldo. What's up?

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At 00:03:17,480, Character said: Waldo. What's up?

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At 00:03:24,530, Character said: Waldo, I'm kind of busy right now. You
know.

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At 00:03:28,250, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:29,750, Character said: No problem, Bob.

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At 00:03:31,250, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:33,330, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:38,950, Character said: Waldo. What's up?

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At 00:03:43,010, Character said: Yo, man.

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At 00:03:44,610, Character said: Check out my lady Vonda over there.

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At 00:03:46,810, Character said: Look at those sweet lips. They're just
begging to be kissed.

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At 00:03:51,470, Character said: You g***t it, Bob.

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At 00:04:00,880, Character said: told me to

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At 00:04:01,340, Character said: waldo

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At 00:04:14,960, Character said: you just kissed my girlfriend yep now
you g***t some tough lips to follow

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At 00:04:19,440, Character said: i don't want you to kiss her for me i
wanted you to leave so that i

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At 00:04:26,400, Character said: could kiss her you idiot

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At 00:04:33,900, Character said: Yeah, I understand.

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At 00:04:35,080, Character said: I understand something else, too.

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At 00:04:38,000, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:40,280, Character said: My best friend thinks I'm an idiot.

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At 00:05:01,320, Character said: Need a little bit more oomph.

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At 00:05:07,150, Character said: More oomph.

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At 00:05:10,130, Character said: Hey, Carl.

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At 00:05:14,270, Character said: Did you fix the ice maker yet? Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:16,530, Character said: Good.

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At 00:05:17,830, Character said: You better call a repairman.

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At 00:05:22,050, Character said: What for?

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At 00:05:24,390, Character said: Carl, fixing things is a talent. A
talent you don't have.

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At 00:05:31,950, Character said: Well, now, I fixed the dryer, and it
works just fine.

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At 00:05:36,140, Character said: Yes, and then it exploded.

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At 00:05:39,920, Character said: Your mother was beamed by the lint trap.

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At 00:05:44,160, Character said: Well, she was only out for a few
minutes.

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At 00:05:49,100, Character said: Let's see.

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At 00:05:51,580, Character said: Refrigerator repair.

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At 00:05:54,700, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:05:57,040, Character said: Would it kill you just to give me a
little support?

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At 00:06:00,480, Character said: A teeny tiny vote of...

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At 00:06:09,179, Character said: Explosions. You dredge up the ancient
lint trap incident.

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At 00:06:13,520, Character said: Well, you know what, Harriet?

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At 00:06:15,340, Character said: There should be a country called
Naysayer.

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At 00:06:18,680, Character said: And you would be queen of the Naysayers.

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At 00:06:24,040, Character said: Well, I ** the king of this household,
Queenie.

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At 00:07:10,890, Character said: Nice work, old mighty king.

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At 00:07:17,670, Character said: Well, let's see. Refrigerator repair.

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At 00:07:24,890, Character said: Vonda, baby.

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At 00:07:25,990, Character said: Baby.

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At 00:07:27,770, Character said: Vonda, I swear I will never be rude to
you again.

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At 00:07:33,090, Character said: Steve! Anno, you can sweet -talk the
hottie some other time. Right now, we've

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At 00:07:38,050, Character said: g***t an emergency on our hands. Now, come
on.

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At 00:07:42,920, Character said: talking about?

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At 00:07:43,800, Character said: I just g***t a phone call from Fort McGee.

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At 00:07:46,880, Character said: Waldo's there.

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At 00:07:48,500, Character said: Fort McGee?

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At 00:07:49,640, Character said: Well, why would Waldo be in Fort McGee?

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At 00:07:51,820, Character said: Waldo joined the army.

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At 00:07:54,460, Character said: What? Come on, we gotta go talk him out
of this.

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At 00:07:57,740, Character said: Why would Waldo do such an idiotic
thing?

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At 00:08:00,560, Character said: It was your insensitive use of the word
idiot that caused this whole mess.

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At 00:08:07,060, Character said: Waldo joined the army because I called
him an idiot?

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At 00:08:09,820, Character said: Hey, strong emotions and a weak...

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At 00:08:12,490, Character said: We make a dangerous combination.

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At 00:08:40,909, Character said: Eddie, were you guys drafted?

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At 00:08:44,350, Character said: No, man.

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At 00:08:45,590, Character said: We snuck on the base. We g***t to... Hey!
Are you ladies having a little trouble

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At 00:08:49,730, Character said: finding the door?

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At 00:08:51,290, Character said: See you in there.

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At 00:08:52,890, Character said: See you in there.

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At 00:08:57,470, Character said: All right.

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At 00:09:00,370, Character said: Who are you two?

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At 00:09:02,250, Character said: Prang and Erica.

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At 00:09:03,190, Character said: In private, Winslow.

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At 00:09:50,440, Character said: of pasture paddies doing in my platoon.

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At 00:09:54,980, Character said: Excellent use of alliteration, sir.

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At 00:09:58,500, Character said: I don't believe I've had the pleasure
of... Sergeant Robert Shishka.

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At 00:10:04,300, Character said: Hey, get on your name backwards. It's
Shishka Bob.

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At 00:10:08,360, Character said: Shut up! Yes, sir. Shut it up, sir.

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At 00:10:10,920, Character said: I'm not a sir.

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At 00:10:12,380, Character said: You're not, sir? No, sir. I'm a
sergeant.

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At 00:10:30,220, Character said: Call me Sarge. No problem, Bob.

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At 00:10:37,080, Character said: Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list
of new recruits.

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At 00:10:42,300, Character said: Oh, well... You mean the Army screwed up
the paperwork again?

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At 00:10:46,900, Character said: Gosh, I'll bet that's never happened
before.

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At 00:10:50,160, Character said: Don't insult my Army.

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At 00:10:51,720, Character said: I love my Army.

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At 00:10:54,680, Character said: I'll take this up later with the
Lieutenant.

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At 00:11:02,480, Character said: moment with Private Waldo privately?

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At 00:11:06,060, Character said: Well, no!

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At 00:11:10,380, Character said: You see Sarge, he's our friend and you
know...

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At 00:11:32,810, Character said: Very nice to meet you.

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At 00:11:38,150, Character said: Eyes are here.

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At 00:11:41,850, Character said: What are you looking at?

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At 00:11:45,630, Character said: S***k in that gut.

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At 00:11:47,910, Character said: Square those shoulders.

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At 00:11:50,450, Character said: Chin up.

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At 00:11:52,230, Character said: Now stay that way.

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At 00:11:54,870, Character said: Welcome to basic training, maggots.

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At 00:11:58,070, Character said: During the next six weeks...

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At 00:12:18,760, Character said: six weeks... Stop that!

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At 00:12:21,220, Character said: Well, I have to breathe. Excuse me for
being a mammal.

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At 00:12:29,920, Character said: At ease.

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At 00:12:35,700, Character said: During the next six weeks, it

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At 00:12:40,940, Character said: will be my job to turn you...

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At 00:12:49,070, Character said: spread jackasses into soldiers in this
United States Army.

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At 00:12:56,830, Character said: What?

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At 00:12:59,010, Character said: Why all this gratuitous name -calling?

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At 00:13:04,290, Character said: You know, you catch far more flies with
honey than you will with incense. Shut

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At 00:13:08,750, Character said: up!

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At 00:13:11,550, Character said: You probably don't have too many
friends, do you? I...

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At 00:13:20,360, Character said: reasonable displays of anger are
occasionally caused by an impacted

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At 00:13:24,060, Character said: I'm going to have to... That does it,
mister.

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At 00:13:27,540, Character said: Give me 50 push -ups. Without stretching
first?

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At 00:14:05,550, Character said: A 20 -mile field hike with full field
packs.

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At 00:14:08,750, Character said: Oh, no, no, no. Don't thank me.

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At 00:14:12,490, Character said: Thank Private Urkel.

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At 00:14:17,330, Character said: You see, men, an infantry unit is only
as strong as its weakest soldier.

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At 00:14:23,130, Character said: And this soldier is the weakest man in
America.

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At 00:14:28,410, Character said: Oh, yeah? Yeah, they bet my dad.

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