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00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:22,That was a fun date.
00:00:25,090 --> 00:00:26,It wasn't a date.
00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:31,I went to the movie alone, and you sat
down next to me right after it started.
00:00:31,910 --> 00:00:35,Uh -huh. But this time, you didn't dump
your soda all over me.
00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:38,I'm wearing you down, baby.
00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:50,Let's get comfortable.
00:00:56,910 --> 00:00:57,Hey, baby.
00:01:00,410 --> 00:01:01,Let's get comfortable.
00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:07,What are you doing?
00:01:09,050 --> 00:01:10,Making a move, sweetheart.
00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:16,Feel free to make one back.
00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:23,Okay.
00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:06,It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper
00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:13,page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:14,harder to find.
00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:21,Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:26,Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,Don't lose that thought.
00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,Hey!
00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:05,Waldo! What's up?
00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:09,Uh, uh, uh, Vonda's here. Oh, cool.
00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:12,Hey, Vonda.
00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:13,Hello, Waldo. What's up?
00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,Waldo. What's up?
00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:27,Waldo, I'm kind of busy right now. You
know.
00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,Oh.
00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:30,No problem, Bob.
00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,All right.
00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:34,All right.
00:03:38,950 --> 00:03:39,Waldo. What's up?
00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:44,Yo, man.
00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:46,Check out my lady Vonda over there.
00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,Look at those sweet lips. They're just
begging to be kissed.
00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:52,You g***t it, Bob.
00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:01,told me to
00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:14,waldo
00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:19,you just kissed my girlfriend yep now
you g***t some tough lips to follow
00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:26,i don't want you to kiss her for me i
wanted you to leave so that i
00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,could kiss her you idiot
00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:34,Yeah, I understand.
00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,I understand something else, too.
00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,What?
00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,My best friend thinks I'm an idiot.
00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,Need a little bit more oomph.
00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:08,More oomph.
00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:13,Hey, Carl.
00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,Did you fix the ice maker yet? Oh, yeah.
00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:17,Good.
00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:19,You better call a repairman.
00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,What for?
00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:28,Carl, fixing things is a talent. A
talent you don't have.
00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:35,Well, now, I fixed the dryer, and it
works just fine.
00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:37,Yes, and then it exploded.
00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,Your mother was beamed by the lint trap.
00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,Well, she was only out for a few
minutes.
00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,Let's see.
00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:52,Refrigerator repair.
00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,Excuse me.
00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,Would it kill you just to give me a
little support?
00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,A teeny tiny vote of...
00:06:09,179 --> 00:06:12,Explosions. You dredge up the ancient
lint trap incident.
00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,Well, you know what, Harriet?
00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:18,There should be a country called
Naysayer.
00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,And you would be queen of the Naysayers.
00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:28,Well, I ** the king of this household,
Queenie.
00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:12,Nice work, old mighty king.
00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,Well, let's see. Refrigerator repair.
00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:25,Vonda, baby.
00:07:25,990 --> 00:07:26,Baby.
00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:30,Vonda, I swear I will never be rude to
you again.
00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:38,Steve! Anno, you can sweet -talk the
hottie some other time. Right now, we've
00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:40,g***t an emergency on our hands. Now, come
on.
00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:43,talking about?
00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,I just g***t a phone call from Fort McGee.
00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:47,Waldo's there.
00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,Fort McGee?
00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,Well, why would Waldo be in Fort McGee?
00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:53,Waldo joined the army.
00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:57,What? Come on, we gotta go talk him out
of this.
00:07:57,740 --> 00:08:00,Why would Waldo do such an idiotic
thing?
00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,It was your insensitive use of the word
idiot that caused this whole mess.
00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:09,Waldo joined the army because I called
him an idiot?
00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:12,Hey, strong emotions and a weak...
00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:13,We make a dangerous combination.
00:08:40,909 --> 00:08:42,Eddie, were you guys drafted?
00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:45,No, man.
00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:49,We snuck on the base. We g***t to... Hey!
Are you ladies having a little trouble
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,finding the door?
00:08:51,290 --> 00:08:52,See you in there.
00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:53,See you in there.
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,All right.
00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:01,Who are you two?
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,Prang and Erica.
00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:04,In private, Winslow.
00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,of pasture paddies doing in my platoon.
00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:57,Excellent use of alliteration, sir.
00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:02,I don't believe I've had the pleasure
of... Sergeant Robert Shishka.
00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:06,Hey, get on your name backwards. It's
Shishka Bob.
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,Shut up! Yes, sir. Shut it up, sir.
00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,I'm not a sir.
00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:15,You're not, sir? No, sir. I'm a
sergeant.
00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:32,Call me Sarge. No problem, Bob.
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:41,Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list
of new recruits.
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:46,Oh, well... You mean the Army screwed up
the paperwork again?
00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:49,Gosh, I'll bet that's never happened
before.
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,Don't insult my Army.
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,I love my Army.
00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,I'll take this up later with the
Lieutenant.
00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,moment with Private Waldo privately?
00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,Well, no!
00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:14,You see Sarge, he's our friend and you
know...
00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:33,Very nice to meet you.
00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,Eyes are here.
00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,What are you looking at?
00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:46,S***k in that gut.
00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:49,Square those shoulders.
00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:51,Chin up.
00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:53,Now stay that way.
00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:57,Welcome to basic training, maggots.
00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,During the next six weeks...
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,six weeks... Stop that!
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:25,Well, I have to breathe. Excuse me for
being a mammal.
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,At ease.
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:40,During the next six weeks, it
00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:47,will be my job to turn you...
00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:52,spread jackasses into soldiers in this
United States Army.
00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:57,What?
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:02,Why all this gratuitous name -calling?
00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:08,You know, you catch far more flies with
honey than you will with incense. Shut
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,up!
00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:14,You probably don't have too many
friends, do you? I...
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,reasonable displays of anger are
occasionally caused by an impacted
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,I'm going to have to... That does it,
mister.
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,Give me 50 push -ups. Without stretching
first?
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:08,A 20 -mile field hike with full field
packs.
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,Oh, no, no, no. Don't thank me.
00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:14,Thank Private Urkel.
00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:22,You see, men, an infantry unit is only
as strong as its weakest soldier.
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:27,And this soldier is the weakest man in
America.
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,Oh, yeah? Yeah, they bet my dad.
00:15:14,570 -->...
00:00:25,090 --> 00:00:26,It wasn't a date.
00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:31,I went to the movie alone, and you sat
down next to me right after it started.
00:00:31,910 --> 00:00:35,Uh -huh. But this time, you didn't dump
your soda all over me.
00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:38,I'm wearing you down, baby.
00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:50,Let's get comfortable.
00:00:56,910 --> 00:00:57,Hey, baby.
00:01:00,410 --> 00:01:01,Let's get comfortable.
00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:07,What are you doing?
00:01:09,050 --> 00:01:10,Making a move, sweetheart.
00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:16,Feel free to make one back.
00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:23,Okay.
00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:06,It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper
00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:13,page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:14,harder to find.
00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:21,Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:26,Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,Don't lose that thought.
00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,Hey!
00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:05,Waldo! What's up?
00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:09,Uh, uh, uh, Vonda's here. Oh, cool.
00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:12,Hey, Vonda.
00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:13,Hello, Waldo. What's up?
00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,Waldo. What's up?
00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:27,Waldo, I'm kind of busy right now. You
know.
00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,Oh.
00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:30,No problem, Bob.
00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,All right.
00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:34,All right.
00:03:38,950 --> 00:03:39,Waldo. What's up?
00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:44,Yo, man.
00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:46,Check out my lady Vonda over there.
00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,Look at those sweet lips. They're just
begging to be kissed.
00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:52,You g***t it, Bob.
00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:01,told me to
00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:14,waldo
00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:19,you just kissed my girlfriend yep now
you g***t some tough lips to follow
00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:26,i don't want you to kiss her for me i
wanted you to leave so that i
00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,could kiss her you idiot
00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:34,Yeah, I understand.
00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,I understand something else, too.
00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,What?
00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,My best friend thinks I'm an idiot.
00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,Need a little bit more oomph.
00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:08,More oomph.
00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:13,Hey, Carl.
00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,Did you fix the ice maker yet? Oh, yeah.
00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:17,Good.
00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:19,You better call a repairman.
00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,What for?
00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:28,Carl, fixing things is a talent. A
talent you don't have.
00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:35,Well, now, I fixed the dryer, and it
works just fine.
00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:37,Yes, and then it exploded.
00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,Your mother was beamed by the lint trap.
00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,Well, she was only out for a few
minutes.
00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,Let's see.
00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:52,Refrigerator repair.
00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,Excuse me.
00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,Would it kill you just to give me a
little support?
00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,A teeny tiny vote of...
00:06:09,179 --> 00:06:12,Explosions. You dredge up the ancient
lint trap incident.
00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,Well, you know what, Harriet?
00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:18,There should be a country called
Naysayer.
00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,And you would be queen of the Naysayers.
00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:28,Well, I ** the king of this household,
Queenie.
00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:12,Nice work, old mighty king.
00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,Well, let's see. Refrigerator repair.
00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:25,Vonda, baby.
00:07:25,990 --> 00:07:26,Baby.
00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:30,Vonda, I swear I will never be rude to
you again.
00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:38,Steve! Anno, you can sweet -talk the
hottie some other time. Right now, we've
00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:40,g***t an emergency on our hands. Now, come
on.
00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:43,talking about?
00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,I just g***t a phone call from Fort McGee.
00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:47,Waldo's there.
00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,Fort McGee?
00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,Well, why would Waldo be in Fort McGee?
00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:53,Waldo joined the army.
00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:57,What? Come on, we gotta go talk him out
of this.
00:07:57,740 --> 00:08:00,Why would Waldo do such an idiotic
thing?
00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,It was your insensitive use of the word
idiot that caused this whole mess.
00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:09,Waldo joined the army because I called
him an idiot?
00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:12,Hey, strong emotions and a weak...
00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:13,We make a dangerous combination.
00:08:40,909 --> 00:08:42,Eddie, were you guys drafted?
00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:45,No, man.
00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:49,We snuck on the base. We g***t to... Hey!
Are you ladies having a little trouble
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,finding the door?
00:08:51,290 --> 00:08:52,See you in there.
00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:53,See you in there.
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,All right.
00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:01,Who are you two?
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,Prang and Erica.
00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:04,In private, Winslow.
00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,of pasture paddies doing in my platoon.
00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:57,Excellent use of alliteration, sir.
00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:02,I don't believe I've had the pleasure
of... Sergeant Robert Shishka.
00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:06,Hey, get on your name backwards. It's
Shishka Bob.
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,Shut up! Yes, sir. Shut it up, sir.
00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,I'm not a sir.
00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:15,You're not, sir? No, sir. I'm a
sergeant.
00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:32,Call me Sarge. No problem, Bob.
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:41,Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list
of new recruits.
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:46,Oh, well... You mean the Army screwed up
the paperwork again?
00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:49,Gosh, I'll bet that's never happened
before.
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,Don't insult my Army.
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,I love my Army.
00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,I'll take this up later with the
Lieutenant.
00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,moment with Private Waldo privately?
00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,Well, no!
00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:14,You see Sarge, he's our friend and you
know...
00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:33,Very nice to meet you.
00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,Eyes are here.
00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,What are you looking at?
00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:46,S***k in that gut.
00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:49,Square those shoulders.
00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:51,Chin up.
00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:53,Now stay that way.
00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:57,Welcome to basic training, maggots.
00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,During the next six weeks...
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,six weeks... Stop that!
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:25,Well, I have to breathe. Excuse me for
being a mammal.
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,At ease.
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:40,During the next six weeks, it
00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:47,will be my job to turn you...
00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:52,spread jackasses into soldiers in this
United States Army.
00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:57,What?
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:02,Why all this gratuitous name -calling?
00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:08,You know, you catch far more flies with
honey than you will with incense. Shut
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,up!
00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:14,You probably don't have too many
friends, do you? I...
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,reasonable displays of anger are
occasionally caused by an impacted
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,I'm going to have to... That does it,
mister.
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,Give me 50 push -ups. Without stretching
first?
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:08,A 20 -mile field hike with full field
packs.
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,Oh, no, no, no. Don't thank me.
00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:14,Thank Private Urkel.
00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:22,You see, men, an infantry unit is only
as strong as its weakest soldier.
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:27,And this soldier is the weakest man in
America.
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,Oh, yeah? Yeah, they bet my dad.
00:15:14,570 -->...
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