Family Matters Number One With A Bullet S04E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: Warner Brothers Domestic Television
Distribution.

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At 00:00:08,860, Character said: Well, you know, I hate to say this, but
I'm a whoop you ladies bad.

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At 00:00:13,860, Character said: Hearts is a game of strategy and skill.

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At 00:00:17,740, Character said: Qualities that I happen to be blessed
with.

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At 00:00:49,740, Character said: We're having a relaxing game of hearts.

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At 00:00:51,960, Character said: Well, you can't be too relaxed. You have
a queen of spades.

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At 00:00:57,560, Character said: Oops.

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At 00:00:58,960, Character said: Oops, I'm sorry. I probably should have
said that. Oh.

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At 00:01:04,580, Character said: What's wrong, Steve?

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At 00:01:06,060, Character said: Well, wait a minute. I've been having a
little pain in my tum tum.

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At 00:01:10,160, Character said: Maybe your shorts are pulled up too
high.

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At 00:01:23,080, Character said: Care to trip the light fantastic with me
at the school soccer?

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At 00:01:27,120, Character said: No, thanks.

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At 00:01:28,400, Character said: Jump in the house, fat woman.

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At 00:01:31,340, Character said: I've asked you out over 900 times, and
you have said no every time.

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At 00:01:35,440, Character said: Well, it's important to be consistent.

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At 00:01:38,820, Character said: Angel, why? Even an ergo can only take
so much rejection.

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At 00:01:43,280, Character said: If you turn me down again, I will surely
die.

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At 00:02:47,950, Character said: It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper

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At 00:02:54,050, Character said: page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say it's even

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At 00:03:00,230, Character said: harder to find.

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At 00:03:54,550, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:03:56,290, Character said: you love me. You really love me.

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At 00:04:02,110, Character said: You just missed my mom and dad.

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At 00:04:04,910, Character said: Oh, did they go down to the cafeteria?

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At 00:04:06,750, Character said: Oh, no. They didn't want to miss their
first couples without children meeting.

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At 00:04:13,370, Character said: Here, Steve.

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At 00:04:14,350, Character said: I thought these would cheer you up.

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At 00:04:16,209, Character said: And I wanted to get such a beautiful
bouquet of flowers.

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At 00:04:19,990, Character said: The room next door. The guy just
croaked.

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At 00:04:34,830, Character said: Mario Funziano.

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At 00:04:36,850, Character said: Didn't he just croak?

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At 00:04:40,230, Character said: Yeah, now his flowers are cheering me
up.

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At 00:04:45,710, Character said: Give it to me straight, Doc.

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At 00:04:48,030, Character said: I'm a man. I can take it.

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At 00:04:51,030, Character said: You g***t appendicitis.

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At 00:04:53,090, Character said: You better get some rest, because in a
couple of hours, I'm going to take that

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At 00:04:58,030, Character said: appendix out.

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At 00:04:59,990, Character said: Oh, I see.

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At 00:05:03,480, Character said: and I don't foresee any problems at all.

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At 00:05:06,900, Character said: Well, thanks, Doc. And I have every
confidence in you and your abilities.

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At 00:05:11,900, Character said: Call 125 West.

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At 00:05:21,760, Character said: Ah, don't worry, Steve.

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At 00:05:23,660, Character said: You'll be back buggered up in no time.

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At 00:05:25,980, Character said: One can only hope.

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At 00:05:28,720, Character said: Now, if you'll excuse me, loved ones,
I'd like to speak to Laura alone.

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At 00:05:33,360, Character said: Now I know you're all reluctant to leave
at all.

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At 00:06:04,430, Character said: I have a tennis court with miracles.

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At 00:06:08,670, Character said: Honeybunch, I may not make it through
this medical ordeal.

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At 00:06:12,850, Character said: Would you please give me something to
remember you by?

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At 00:06:16,610, Character said: Like what?

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At 00:06:17,570, Character said: Marry me. No. We can take it. No. We're
going steady. No. A date. No. A kiss. On

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At 00:06:21,690, Character said: the hand. On the lips. The forehead.

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At 00:06:23,370, Character said: Deal.

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At 00:07:35,690, Character said: Your kidney came out clean as a whistle.

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At 00:07:39,070, Character said: Kidney?

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At 00:07:41,470, Character said: Oh, you were funning me.

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At 00:07:44,870, Character said: Well,

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At 00:07:48,110, Character said: we better get going, Steve. It's getting
late and you need your rest.

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At 00:07:51,150, Character said: Oh, you...

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At 00:08:29,130, Character said: Doctor said that Steve can't come home
for three days.

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At 00:08:32,169, Character said: That's 72 hours.

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At 00:08:34,390, Character said: Three days, Urkel, free.

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At 00:08:37,490, Character said: They'll be the three happiest days of my
life.

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At 00:08:52,410, Character said: Well,

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At 00:08:53,730, Character said: Charlene, what's going on? You've g***t a
roommate. A man g***t shot in the rear

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At 00:08:57,550, Character said: end.

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At 00:09:00,590, Character said: Lordy, a bullet in my butt.

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At 00:09:49,980, Character said: Okay, on three. One, two, oh, three.

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At 00:09:53,640, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:09:58,260, Character said: Okay, plan B. Let's slide him off with
the sheet.

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At 00:10:02,520, Character said: One, two, three.

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At 00:10:12,540, Character said: Officer, we're going to have to roll you
onto the bed. Oh, all right, all right,

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At 00:10:16,500, Character said: just hurry up.

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At 00:10:18,890, Character said: All right, easy, easy.

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At 00:10:56,360, Character said: Oh, thank you. Thank you. Just use your
call button if you need me. Thank you.

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At 00:10:59,480, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:11:00,980, Character said: You're very nice. Thank you.

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At 00:11:05,840, Character said: Tell me what happened. Did you sit on
your gun again?

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At 00:11:12,400, Character said: No, I didn't.

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At 00:11:13,920, Character said: I surprised a couple of slimeballs
trying to break into a jewelry store.

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At 00:11:17,540, Character said: Well, did they get away?

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At 00:11:18,880, Character said: Well, one of them did.

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At 00:11:20,420, Character said: But I threw a tackle on the other one
and held them down with my one good

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At 00:11:23,420, Character said: until help arrived.

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At 00:11:30,730, Character said: I'm okay. Don't worry. I'm all right.
Oh, Carl.

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At 00:11:33,530, Character said: He'll be, uh, he'll be fine, Rachel.

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At 00:11:37,970, Character said: I'll see to it.

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At 00:11:41,810, Character said: Why is your arm around me?

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At 00:11:44,790, Character said: Well, you're emotionally vulnerable
right now, so I thought I'd make a move

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At 00:11:49,130, Character said: you.

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At 00:11:52,090, Character said: You're lucky.

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At 00:11:53,950, Character said: I **?

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At 00:11:54,970, Character said: Yeah. You won't have to go far for
medical treatment.

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At 00:12:06,410, Character said: one of those chicks that won't loosen up
without booze.

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At 00:12:52,360, Character said: I g***t shot in the butt, not in the head.

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At 00:12:56,220, Character said: Fire it on over here, big guy.

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At 00:13:04,900, Character said: Look at my life.

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At 00:13:11,440, Character said: I g***t this pain in the butt, and I've
g***t that pain in the butt.

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At 00:13:17,560, Character said: How could it get any worse?

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At 00:13:37,450, Character said: do this to me.

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At 00:14:46,440, Character said: I've just had a major operation.

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At 00:14:48,420, Character said: Yes, you did. And you think you've
learned to turn the other cheek.

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At 00:14:53,400, Character said: I

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At 00:14:53,860, Character said: made

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At 00:15:11,900, Character said: it. I'm so glad.

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At 00:15:18,420, Character said: Alfred? What the heck is that?

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At 00:15:20,580, Character said: My appendix.

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At 00:15:28,640, Character said: Well,

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At 00:15:29,900, Character said: what are you trying to do?

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At 00:15:31,380, Character said: I'm trying to lower the back so I can
get some sleep.

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At 00:15:33,960, Character said: I don't know which button it is.

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At 00:15:35,580, Character said: Oh, I do. Let me try. No, that's all
right. Let me try. Let me try.

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At 00:15:49,740, Character said: What are you trying to do, kill me?

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At 00:15:51,040, Character said: Well, of course not. How could you even
ask such a thing?

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At 00:15:54,160, Character said: You know, you're not a very patient
patient.

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At 00:15:56,220, Character said: All right, that is it, Steve.

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At 00:15:58,140, Character said: I've had it with you. Now you go back to
your bed and shut up.

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At 00:16:01,760, Character said: What? You heard me. I have g***t to get
some sleep.

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At 00:16:05,160, Character said: So that means no more helping me with my
bed, no more pickle body parts, and no

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At 00:16:09,040, Character said: more musical tributes to my...

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At 00:16:19,050, Character said: the way you feel.

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At 00:16:20,710, Character said: I'll just leave you alone.

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At 00:16:22,770, Character said: Well, good.

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At 00:16:24,050, Character said: Come on, Alfred.

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At 00:16:25,610, Character said: Alfred.

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At 00:16:37,270, Character said: Officer Winslow? Yeah.

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At 00:16:39,370, Character said: I'm Dr. Jenkins.

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At 00:16:42,970, Character said: Where's Mr.

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At 00:16:44,210, Character said: Funziano? Dead.

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At 00:16:48,590, Character said: the food killed him.

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At 00:16:51,110, Character said: How do you feel?

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At 00:16:53,010, Character said: Well, to be perfectly honest, Doc, I've
had better days.

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At 00:16:56,130, Character said: Well, you just need some rest.

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