Family Matters Driving Carl Crazy S04E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:20,240, Character said: A bit of bubbly, my sweet.

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At 00:00:23,120, Character said: Let it flow.

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At 00:00:26,620, Character said: Harriet. Huh?

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At 00:00:28,040, Character said: How long has it been since we've had
Coppa de Winslow to ourselves?

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At 00:00:32,320, Character said: Well, let's just put it this way.

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At 00:00:34,440, Character said: A Democrat was president.

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At 00:00:47,980, Character said: How you doing, big guy?

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At 00:00:49,840, Character said: Go home.

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At 00:00:51,020, Character said: Go home now!

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At 00:00:54,860, Character said: I can't. I've g***t big news.

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At 00:00:57,540, Character said: I just completed a 100 -hour trumpet
course. And boy, are my lips tired.

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At 00:01:04,860, Character said: Steve, can we talk man to pest?

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At 00:01:10,200, Character said: Talk away, big guy.

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At 00:01:11,920, Character said: Well, you see, the wife and I, we...

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At 00:01:17,200, Character said: We're lonely for each other.

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At 00:01:20,580, Character said: Ow.

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At 00:01:22,400, Character said: Ow.

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At 00:01:28,020, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:01:32,280, Character said: You dog, you go.

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At 00:01:36,080, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:01:40,880, Character said: Well,

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At 00:01:43,160, Character said: say no more, Officer Don Juan.

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At 00:01:46,090, Character said: Let me serenade you two lovebirds with
my special rendition of The Lonely Bull.

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At 00:02:42,800, Character said: Did I do that?

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At 00:02:56,680, Character said: It's so rare conditions this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper

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At 00:03:03,200, Character said: page. And love and tradition of the
grand design some people say is even

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At 00:03:09,860, Character said: to find.

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At 00:03:12,040, Character said: Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

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At 00:03:18,900, Character said: Cause all I see is a tower of dreams.

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At 00:03:22,680, Character said: Real love bursting out of everything.

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At 00:03:28,200, Character said: It's the bigger love of the family.

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At 00:03:45,290, Character said: Go home, Steve.

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At 00:03:46,610, Character said: Why? You just shattered an expensive
bottle of wine.

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At 00:03:51,370, Character said: Expensive? Oh, no offense, Carl, but I
saw the label. The Chateau Stop and

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At 00:03:55,550, Character said: Oh, come on.

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At 00:03:57,870, Character said: Go home, go home, go home.

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At 00:04:00,330, Character said: I don't ever take this. I'm going home.

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At 00:04:10,670, Character said: Harriet, look at this mess.

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At 00:04:13,250, Character said: I have had it.

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At 00:04:14,890, Character said: Carl, calm down. I won't calm down.

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At 00:04:17,529, Character said: Harriet, that kid is the bane of my
existence.

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At 00:04:20,470, Character said: He waltzes in here like he owns the
place and always with some ridiculous

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At 00:04:24,070, Character said: greeting.

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At 00:04:25,350, Character said: Hidey -ho, neighbors!

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At 00:04:27,990, Character said: Happy duty, Winslows!

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At 00:04:30,690, Character said: Rise and shine, big guy!

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At 00:04:32,930, Character said: Carl,

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At 00:04:34,290, Character said: take it easy.

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At 00:04:35,490, Character said: I can't.

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At 00:04:36,490, Character said: Harriet, that kid... Whoa.

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At 00:04:39,570, Character said: Carl, what's wrong?

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At 00:04:41,270, Character said: Carl, I don't know. I'm dizzy.

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At 00:04:42,890, Character said: Sit down, Carl.

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At 00:04:43,800, Character said: Whoa, sit down.

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At 00:04:45,380, Character said: Now breathe, Steve.

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At 00:04:49,440, Character said: Oh, this doesn't make sense. I always
feel great after I kick Steve out.

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At 00:04:55,120, Character said: Carl, I'm calling the doctor. No, no,
no, no, no, no.

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At 00:04:58,220, Character said: No, I, uh... I'm feeling better already.

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At 00:05:02,540, Character said: Promise me you're gonna go see Dr. Van
Lowe tomorrow.

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At 00:05:05,160, Character said: I will, sweetheart.

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At 00:05:06,220, Character said: First thing tomorrow.

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At 00:05:08,440, Character said: Now come to Papa Mama.

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At 00:05:19,880, Character said: my pants.

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At 00:05:21,660, Character said: I'm too s***y for my shirt. Too s***y for
my pants. Too s***y for my shoes.

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At 00:05:28,360, Character said: I'm too s***y for my cat. Too s***y for my
balls.

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At 00:05:33,640, Character said: On the catwalk.

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At 00:05:35,600, Character said: On the catwalk. I shake my little tush
on the catwalk.

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At 00:05:40,220, Character said: On the catwalk.

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At 00:05:41,780, Character said: On the catwalk. Oh,

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At 00:05:44,540, Character said: yes, my succulent sweetie. You're not
too s***y for anything.

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At 00:05:49,880, Character said: Now, where are your pretty little toes
taking you? To the mall, and the answer

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At 00:05:53,920, Character said: is no.

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At 00:05:54,880, Character said: I don't know. What was the question?

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At 00:05:56,420, Character said: Can I go to the mall with you? Sure,
baby. Let's go.

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At 00:06:02,680, Character said: Too s***y for my shirt.

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At 00:06:05,220, Character said: Too s***y for my clothes.

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At 00:06:07,280, Character said: Too s***y for my friends.

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At 00:06:09,360, Character said: And, uh... Daddy, your favorite sister
needs a ride in her big brother's car.

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At 00:06:16,800, Character said: Well, why didn't Judy just ask me
herself?

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At 00:06:21,600, Character said: Very funny. I meant me.

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At 00:06:24,520, Character said: Boy, not having a car is whack. I'm
telling you, the next guy with wheels

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At 00:06:27,820, Character said: asks me out is going to be my new
steady.

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At 00:06:32,480, Character said: Hi,

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At 00:06:32,840, Character said: everybody.

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At 00:06:40,220, Character said: Hey, Carl.

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At 00:06:41,700, Character said: Carl, I've been thinking about you all
day.

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At 00:06:44,640, Character said: Did you go see the doctor? Yep.

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At 00:06:46,510, Character said: I'm fine. You are?

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At 00:06:48,090, Character said: Mm -hmm. Well, what did he say?

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At 00:06:49,150, Character said: Well, he said that my blood pressure is
a skulch too high.

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At 00:06:56,130, Character said: How high is the dose?

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At 00:06:58,670, Character said: 160 over 98.

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At 00:07:01,230, Character said: Is that high?

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At 00:07:02,530, Character said: Not if you're a flying Walinda.

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At 00:07:05,850, Character said: I'm fine, really.

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At 00:07:07,510, Character said: You see, whenever I lose my cool, my
blood pressure goes sky high.

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At 00:07:11,550, Character said: So all I have to do is simply control my
temper.

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At 00:07:15,820, Character said: Yeah, that's going to be tough.

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At 00:07:17,780, Character said: What are you saying I can't do it?

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At 00:07:19,700, Character said: Carl,

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At 00:07:21,960, Character said: calm down.

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At 00:07:23,760, Character said: Oh, popped off there a little.

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At 00:07:27,680, Character said: Can't do that anymore.

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At 00:07:31,440, Character said: You know, Carl, you need to learn stress
management.

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At 00:07:35,900, Character said: I'm way ahead of you.

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At 00:07:37,680, Character said: See this little booklet?

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At 00:07:39,680, Character said: I picked it up at the doctor's office.
It's called Stress Busters.

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At 00:07:43,400, Character said: Does it have any good tips?

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At 00:07:44,860, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:07:45,720, Character said: And here's the best one.

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At 00:07:47,080, Character said: You see, whenever I get angry, I just
recite this little poem. It calms me

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At 00:07:53,500, Character said: Three, two, one.

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At 00:07:55,180, Character said: One, two, three.

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At 00:07:56,840, Character said: What the heck is bothering me?

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At 00:08:03,260, Character said: Come on, come on.

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At 00:08:06,600, Character said: What's going on?

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At 00:08:07,980, Character said: Steve has a surprise for you.

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At 00:08:10,360, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:08:11,680, Character said: Did he sculpt my likeness out of compost
again?

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At 00:08:16,080, Character said: No, but this will give you just as many
nightmares.

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At 00:08:45,640, Character said: How much did you pay for this thing?

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At 00:08:47,140, Character said: Nothing. My Uncle Cecil gave me 50 bucks
to take it away.

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At 00:08:52,940, Character said: Wait a minute.

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At 00:08:54,220, Character said: I've seen this thing before.

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At 00:08:56,360, Character said: You have?

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At 00:08:57,700, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:08:59,120, Character said: This is the car all the clowns get out
of at the circus.

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At 00:09:03,040, Character said: Hey, there's a clown in it now.

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At 00:09:06,760, Character said: Oh, that was so funny, I forgot to
laugh.

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At 00:09:11,620, Character said: But seriously, C, who makes this car?

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At 00:09:18,190, Character said: BMW. A beamer, babe.

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At 00:09:20,110, Character said: A 1960.

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At 00:09:21,870, Character said: I said I.

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At 00:09:24,030, Character said: I said it. That's what I said, huh?

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At 00:09:29,110, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:09:30,310, Character said: Not so fast, missy.

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At 00:09:32,730, Character said: Now, you said the next guy with wheels
who asked you out would be your boy toy.

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At 00:09:37,530, Character said: Well, this is the toy, and I'm your boy.

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At 00:09:43,330, Character said: Steve, you don't even know how to drive.

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At 00:09:45,510, Character said: So I learned.

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At 00:09:47,180, Character said: Give it up, Steve. You had 20 accidents
last year just walking.

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At 00:09:51,080, Character said: Uh -uh. She's right. She's right. But...