Meet.The.Santas.2005.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Subtitles

00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:12,Hi, my name is Jake Sautel. You know how
they say that Christmas is the most

00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:17,wonderful time of the year? Well, I
never believed it. That is not until

00:00:17,190 --> 00:00:21,Christmas. Nothing prepared me for the
changes that began only a year ago.

00:00:21,890 --> 00:00:25,For a while after my dad passed away, it
was my mom and me.

00:00:26,430 --> 00:00:29,And I was thinking I'd never meet a dad
again.

00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:32,That was until Nick came into our lives.

00:00:33,390 --> 00:00:37,Nick's cool, and not to get too with
you, but they fell in love on Christmas

00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:42,Day. He asked Mom to marry him. She said
yes, but something else happened on

00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,Christmas Day, too. That was the day
Nick became Santa Claus.

00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:52,You see, Nick's dad had been Santa
Claus, and it was time for him to

00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:56,So, on Christmas morning, Nick took over
the job.

00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:59,Mom and me, we thought that was great.

00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:02,You see, Santa Claus and Miss Claus work
as a team.

00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:06,They spend the whole year getting ready
for Christmas.

00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:10,And here's the problem. If you're not a
Claus or an elf, you can't go to the

00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:14,North Pole, which means Mom and me
couldn't go until they're married, which

00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:19,meant Nick had to do it all himself,
which meant he was working day and

00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,which meant he didn't have time to get
married. Every time Nick and Mom made

00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,plans to set a date, they had to
postpone.

00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,Now it's 11 days until Christmas.

00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:33,Mom still doesn't know if they're going
to be able to get married in time for us

00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,all to have a family Christmas at the
North Pole.

00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:43,Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,Ho, ho, ho! And to all a good night!

00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,Ho, ho, ho, ho!

00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:53,Ho, ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho! Oh,
Ernest!

00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:57,Oh, I'm not very convincing as a Santa.
I've seen better Santas in department

00:01:57,770 --> 00:02:00,stores. It takes time, sir.

00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:01,You'll grow into it.

00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:03,Oh, like I'll grow into my stomach?

00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:05,That is true.

00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:07,But you'll settle in soon enough.

00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:13,And hopefully, you'll be as fine a Santa
as this family has ever produced.

00:02:14,410 --> 00:02:15,Thanks, Santa.

00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:16,You're such a great pal.

00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:22,Oh, sir. Santa, you need to sign this.

00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,Ernest, I've been asking you all year.

00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:27,Please, call me Nick. Yes, sir.

00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:28,Santa.

00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:30,Nicholas.

00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:31,And this.

00:02:31,430 --> 00:02:33,I promised Jake. And this.

00:02:34,330 --> 00:02:36,What? Haven't I signed this one before?

00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:41,No. That was the nice daycare center
list. This is the nice preschooler list.

00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:45,There's one for every grade? In every
country. Look, that's it. I've g***t to

00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:46,I promised Jake I'd go to his Christmas
festival.

00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,Fine. You will tell Beth what I said
about the wedding. Which one?

00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:52,Nicholas. I'm just kidding, Ernest.

00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:56,Oh, did you sign off on the new
fireproof hat?

00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,I sprang from my bed to see what was the
matter.

00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:04,Away to the window, I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutters and threw up a

00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:09,sack. The moon on the breast of the new
fallen snow gave a luster of midday to

00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:10,objects below.

00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:16,When what, to my wondering, eyes should
appear but a miniature sleigh and eight

00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:20,tiny reindeers. With a little old driver
so lively and quick, I knew in a moment

00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:21,it must be St. Nick.

00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:24,More rapid than eagles, his courses,
they came.

00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,And he whistled and he shouted and
called them by name.

00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:34,On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on
Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Gonder and

00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:38,Blitzen. Up to the porch, up to the
wall, now dash away, dash away, dash

00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:42,all. As dry leaves that before the
hurricane fly, when they meet with an

00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:44,obstacle, mount to the sky.

00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:48,So up to the housetop, the courses they
flew, with a sleigh full of toys, and

00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,St. Nicholas too.

00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:54,Did you talk to Ernest? What did he say?
Did he say we could do it? Do you

00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:55,really want to get married?

00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:57,Yes. Stop it. What did he say?

00:03:58,070 --> 00:04:00,He said yes on Christmas Eve in the
morning.

00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:04,He's sure? We don't have to postpone it
again? Absolutely.

00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:08,He's g***t a team of elves all ready to do
my final checks, and I'm free to get

00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:10,married. A Christmas Eve wedding?

00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,We are going to have a family Christmas
at the North Pole.

00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:16,I'm going to have a dad for Christmas.

00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:18,I love you so much.

00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:20,I love you, too.

00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:24,Yeah. In 11 days, we're actually going
to be married.

00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:27,All right.

00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:32,Yes, that's right, 12 people.

00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:35,It's a small family wedding.

00:04:36,650 --> 00:04:39,The date, Christmas Eve.

00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:42,Hello? Hello?

00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,It's two.

00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,It is not. It's two times infinity.

00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:51,It is not times million, billion,
trillion, trillion, billion, infinity.

00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,That's so lame. What are you talking
about?

00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:58,Next time the reindeer is called Donder
with a D, I say it's called Don.

00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,Well, you should know better than to
argue with Santa Claus about reindeer.

00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:02,Go wash your hands.

00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,How are the wedding plans coming?

00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,Nothing. Not a zip.

00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,No minister, no caterers, no flowers.

00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,If we wanted a Christmas Eve wedding, we
should have booked in June.

00:05:15,809 --> 00:05:16,How about a few days earlier?

00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:20,Not if we want it the way we planned it.
Don't tell me we're going to have to

00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:22,postpone the wedding again. Oh, no, no,
no.

00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:24,But, Beth, we want it to be perfect.

00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:25,I'm really sorry, honey.

00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:27,We should have done this months ago.

00:05:27,570 --> 00:05:28,Oh, no, it's nobody's fault.

00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:32,We couldn't get married because you were
working all hours of the day and night.

00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:34,And you were working all hours of the
day and night because we couldn't get

00:05:34,930 --> 00:05:37,married. If that's not a cat at 22, I
don't know what is.

00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:40,They just could have let me go to the
North Pole to help you before we g***t

00:05:40,670 --> 00:05:42,married. We would be married by now.

00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:45,Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Nobody goes to
the North Pole unless you're a clause or

00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:48,an elf. Don't I know it? You know what
we could do?

00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:52,We could put off selling the house and
have our family Christmas here.

00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:53,Get married after the holiday.

00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:56,That'll be earning.

00:05:56,970 --> 00:05:57,Worthy.

00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:02,Honey! The elves in the meteorological
department need a meeting with you about

00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:06,the route you'll be taking. And the
veterinary department needs to talk to

00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:07,about Rudolph's nose.

00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,What's wrong with Rudolph's nose?

00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,Low glow.

00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:15,And packaging says, you still haven't
signed off on the revised naughty list.

00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:20,Yes, that's the one your father and your
grandfather didn't like either. But if

00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,you can't stand the heat... Hi, Ernest.
Merry Christmas, Beth.

00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,Ernest, if we decide to postpone the
wedding again...

00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,What day in January is good? If you
would. We may have to postpone the

00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:34,again. You...