Married.With.Children.S08E07.Take.My.Wife.Please.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Azkars_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:01:14,264, Character said: All right. Now, let's review
this year's Halloween strategy.

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At 00:01:18,531, Character said: This is the Miller house.

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At 00:01:20,599, Character said: The Millers give away
nice, healthy fruit...

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At 00:01:23,399, Character said: ...so obviously we'll be egging
the Miller house.

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At 00:01:28,133, Character said: Now, Mr. Grover here,
he doesn't believe in Halloween...

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At 00:01:31,700, Character said: ...but I say we ring his doorbell
over and over again anyhow.

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At 00:01:36,501, Character said: -Well, how come?
-He's a Jehovah's Witness...

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At 00:01:39,068, Character said: ...and I want him to know
what it feels like for a change.

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At 00:01:54,304, Character said: I'm sorry I'm late.

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At 00:01:55,803, Character said: We had a Halloween party
down at the extermination company.

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At 00:01:58,838, Character said: It was fun for a while, but we
all learned a very valuable lesson:

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At 00:02:02,071, Character said: Never spray poison into
each other's mouths and play Twister.

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At 00:02:06,405, Character said: People were dropping like flies.

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At 00:02:12,040, Character said: Well, that just goes to show you,
you're never too blond to learn.

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At 00:02:16,707, Character said: All right, kids. Let's put on our
costumes that we made last night.

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At 00:02:33,010, Character said: I ran out of ideas.

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At 00:02:35,642, Character said: All right, let's go.

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At 00:02:38,243, Character said: Peggy.

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At 00:02:44,044, Character said: I'm in terrible trouble.

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At 00:02:45,644, Character said: How'd you know it was me?

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At 00:02:48,811, Character said: Well, you told me
you were going as a princess.

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At 00:02:54,412, Character said: Anyway, I'm hosting a Halloween
charity fundraiser tonight...

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At 00:02:59,213, Character said: ...for women who killed their husbands
just to watch them die.

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At 00:03:05,314, Character said: You can't imagine how hard it is
to find an appropriate theme party.

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At 00:03:09,048, Character said: And then it hit me. What I needed
was a mega-star rock group.

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At 00:03:12,715, Character said: And I did it. I g***t the hottest
rock group from the '70s.

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At 00:03:16,249, Character said: The Village People.

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At 00:03:23,649, Character said: Surely you've heard
of the Village People.

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At 00:03:26,117, Character said: They were huge. They sold millions.

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At 00:03:29,751, Character said: And they just called collect
and said they can't make it.

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At 00:03:33,551, Character said: So now I've g***t a house full
of angry menopausal women...

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At 00:03:38,618, Character said: ...who have paid $100 a head
to see the Village People.

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At 00:03:41,519, Character said: So as a favor to me, I'd like you all
to come over to the party.

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At 00:03:44,719, Character said: Thank God. I thought
she was gonna ask us...

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At 00:03:46,919, Character said: ...to dress up as the Village People
and entertain.

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At 00:03:50,520, Character said: And dress up as the Village People
and entertain.

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At 00:03:54,221, Character said: -That's insane.
-We couldn't possibly pull that off.

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At 00:03:57,821, Character said: What kind of idiot would set himself
up for a suicide mission like that?

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At 00:04:12,957, Character said: I don't know, Marcie.

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At 00:04:14,457, Character said: Are you sure the lead singer
wore his pants this tight?

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At 00:04:18,058, Character said: The cow these came from
couldn't walk in this leather.

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At 00:04:21,625, Character said: Jefferson, there are women
at our house...

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At 00:04:24,158, Character said: ...who have killed their husbands
for saying, "Where's my bacon?"

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At 00:04:28,092, Character said: Now, do you wanna be the one
to tell them there's no Village People?

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At 00:04:33,726, Character said: Now, go oil your pecs
and get macho.

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At 00:04:39,460, Character said: I'll oil my pecs,
but no way I'm getting macho.

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At 00:04:42,495, Character said: I have my dignity.

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At 00:04:47,561, Character said: So any other volunteers?

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At 00:04:49,362, Character said: -No way, Mrs. D'Arcy.
-No way I'm going over.

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At 00:04:51,929, Character said: There's $500 in it for you.

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At 00:05:23,100, Character said: Oh, how I hate Halloween.

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At 00:05:27,367, Character said: Ask me how much I hate Halloween.

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At 00:05:31,268, Character said: More than that.

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At 00:05:33,902, Character said: Well, they make all us employees
put on these costumes...

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At 00:05:36,702, Character said: ...like some woman's gonna say,
"Gee, I wasn't gonna--

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At 00:05:39,436, Character said: I wasn't gonna buy
any shoes today...

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At 00:05:42,170, Character said: ...but since I see you
in a dinosaur costume, I will."

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At 00:05:46,103, Character said: And the ride home
wouldn't have been so bad...

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At 00:05:48,437, Character said: ...if the kids had actually g***t gas...

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At 00:05:50,371, Character said: ...instead of painting the needle
on the gauge full.

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At 00:05:55,238, Character said: But I don't mind pushing
the Dodge through gang turf...

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At 00:05:58,105, Character said: ...because I'm a mighty stegosaurus.

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At 00:06:02,272, Character said: By the way, did I mention
how much I hate Halloween?

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At 00:06:04,839, Character said: Go away.

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At 00:06:12,341, Character said: Dear Al,
trick-or-treat plans are canceled.

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At 00:06:15,374, Character said: We're at Marcie's house
being Village People.

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At 00:06:17,875, Character said: Love, Peggy.

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At 00:06:19,342, Character said: P.S. There's a plate warming
in the oven for you.

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At 00:06:35,344, Character said: How does she find the time?

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At 00:06:38,311, Character said: I hate life, life hates me
Soon I'll--

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At 00:06:43,645, Character said: Quiet, Buck.

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At 00:06:49,112, Character said: Good dog.

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At 00:06:51,446, Character said: I saw you push into the driveway,
Bundy. Open up.

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At 00:06:56,547, Character said: All right.

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At 00:06:58,380, Character said: Pint-sized, greedy little
shakedown artist.

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At 00:07:04,681, Character said: What the hell do you want?

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At 00:07:06,948, Character said: What the hell do you think?

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At 00:07:08,748, Character said: It's Halloween, I'm in a costume,
I have a bag.

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At 00:07:15,550, Character said: I don't have any candy. Go away.

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At 00:07:17,950, Character said: Say, are you one of those dinosaurs
that spits?

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At 00:07:21,518, Character said: -No.
-Well, I **.

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At 00:07:43,454, Character said: Next to Christmas, Thanksgiving,
Sunday through Monday...

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At 00:07:46,687, Character said: ...Halloween's gotta be the worst day
of the year.

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At 00:07:50,088, Character said: Bundy is a doody-head

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At 00:07:52,555, Character said: Bundy is a doody-head

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At 00:07:58,089, Character said: I wish I was dead.

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At 00:08:02,723, Character said: Unless you're Death, go away.

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At 00:08:07,690, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:08:13,158, Character said: Look, kid, I'm out of patience
and I'm out of candy, so beat it.

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At 00:08:23,592, Character said: -How'd you do that?
-I'm Death.

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At 00:08:26,927, Character said: That's the first thing they teach you
in Death school. Gotta have a gimmick.

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At 00:08:38,595, Character said: Hey, you are Death.

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At 00:08:40,862, Character said: Oh, you found my G-spot.

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At 00:08:45,662, Character said: I'm just kidding...

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At 00:08:47,530, Character said: ...you nearly departed
hunk of beefcake.

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At 00:08:50,863, Character said: You mind if I take this hood off?

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At 00:08:53,264, Character said: It's hot as hell in here,
and I just had my hair done.

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At 00:09:04,132, Character said: Perfect.

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At 00:09:06,899, Character said: This?

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At 00:09:08,566, Character said: I thought that might get you.

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At 00:09:10,900, Character said: Actually, I can look any way I want.

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At 00:09:13,933, Character said: I can be your greatest fantasy.

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At 00:09:16,133, Character said: I could be your worst nightmare.

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At 00:09:18,367, Character said: I could be my worst nightmare...

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At 00:09:20,568, Character said: ...but who'd wanna go around
looking like Sally Struthers?

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At 00:09:25,701, Character said: -But why me?
-You've been calling.

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At 00:09:29,769, Character said: I have not.

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At 00:09:32,602, Character said: Well, let's just check
the Grim Beeper, shall we?

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At 00:09:38,503, Character said: Isn't this your number?

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At 00:09:42,304, Character said: Yes. Maybe I have called for death
once or twice or a hundred times...

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At 00:09:46,471, Character said: ...but you know, it's just something that
you say, that you don't actually mean.

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At 00:09:50,739, Character said: You know, like, "How you doing?"
Or "I love you."

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At 00:09:55,073, Character said: I knew it.

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At 00:09:56,540, Character said: Another weenie turning yellow
in the face of eternal darkness.

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At 00:10:00,773, Character said: You know, you people make me sick.

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At 00:10:03,140, Character said: I didn't have this hard a time
with Elvis.

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At 00:10:07,141, Character said: -Then Elvis really is--?
-Oh, please.

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At 00:10:12,341, Character said: It took six of us
to get him out of there.

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At 00:10:16,543, Character said: We had to take the bathroom door
off the hinges...

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At 00:10:20,143, Character said: ...slipping on Ho Hos all the way.

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At 00:10:25,310, Character said: You wouldn't lick
the back of his postage stamp...

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At 00:10:27,744, Character said: ...if you'd seen what I saw.

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At 00:10:30,877, Character said: Oh, please don't take me!

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At 00:10:33,178, Character said: Take somebody who deserves it,
like Michael Bolton...

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At 00:10:40,145, Character said: ...or whoever wrote
that Facts of...