Only When I Laugh Let Them Eat Cake S01E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:22,160, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:26,140, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:29,280, Character said: I know I **, I'm sure I **.

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At 00:00:33,620, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:36,500, Character said: I know I **, I'm sure I **. He's H -A -P
-P -Y.

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At 00:00:55,440, Character said: You having trouble with a crossword?

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At 00:00:56,800, Character said: No, I can't say no more. I can't go on
like this.

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At 00:01:00,680, Character said: As long as I'm a monk. What are you
talking about?

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At 00:01:03,080, Character said: Well, don't you miss them, Figgy? What?

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At 00:01:05,280, Character said: Women.

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At 00:01:06,360, Character said: Don't you wake up every night thinking
about them? Every nerve screaming?

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At 00:01:10,460, Character said: Certainly not. I've told you to stop
reading their magazines.

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At 00:01:13,340, Character said: Why do you read all that stuff? What
pleasure do you get from it? Don't do it

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At 00:01:16,620, Character said: for pleasure, Norman.

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At 00:01:18,060, Character said: I do it so I don't forget what they look
like.

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At 00:01:20,120, Character said: This way, if I ever see one again, I'll
be able to identify it by the

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At 00:01:22,960, Character said: silhouette.

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At 00:01:24,120, Character said: Calm down, Archie. Take it easy. Make
the best of things.

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At 00:01:27,120, Character said: Make the best of things? What things?

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At 00:01:29,040, Character said: What have we g***t to look forward to?
Well, Coco will be along in a minute.

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At 00:01:32,280, Character said: Oh, yes, I was forgetting with Coco.

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At 00:01:34,180, Character said: That's going to be the highlight of the
evening, isn't it?

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At 00:01:36,760, Character said: He's hardly been brimming with incidents
up to now, has it? Not unless you count

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At 00:01:39,840, Character said: the time that he dropped the bedpan.

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At 00:01:42,040, Character said: No, let's face it.

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At 00:01:43,710, Character said: I've had livelier times in the public
library.

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At 00:01:46,470, Character said: You've been here too long. That's your
trouble. You're not supposed to have a

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At 00:01:48,890, Character said: lively time. You're near for rest and
recuperation, not rape and pillage. I

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At 00:01:52,910, Character said: don't understand.

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At 00:01:54,350, Character said: I dream every night that I'm surrounded
by women. Then I wake up and find you

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At 00:01:58,210, Character said: two. It's very frustrating.

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At 00:02:00,310, Character said: Of course it's frustrating, and I
sympathise. Perhaps we can get Gupta to

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At 00:02:03,910, Character said: to you from the Kama Sutra. He's not on
tonight.

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At 00:02:06,090, Character said: Well, there you are. There's something
to look forward to.

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At 00:02:08,130, Character said: Who's going to walk in through that
door?

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At 00:02:10,169, Character said: Who's it going to be?

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At 00:02:11,700, Character said: Probably the Incredible Hulk, or the one
with the ankles.

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At 00:02:14,820, Character said: Oh, what's happened to all the pretty
nurses?

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At 00:02:18,700, Character said: That's what I want to know. Why don't
they come in here any more? Because it's

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At 00:02:21,660, Character said: the vernal equinox, that's why.

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At 00:02:23,560, Character said: What are you talking about? Spring,
mate.

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At 00:02:25,540, Character said: Saps rising, isn't it?

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At 00:02:26,860, Character said: All nature's become aware, and so has
Matron. She's no fool.

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At 00:02:30,500, Character said: She's observed the bee robbing the
flower of its nectar, and she's making

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At 00:02:33,900, Character said: you don't try and do the same thing.
She's put them all on geriatrics.

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At 00:02:37,240, Character said: I'm not saying they don't have impure
thoughts in there.

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At 00:02:39,870, Character said: I just don't have the strength to carry
them out.

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At 00:02:41,890, Character said: I'm going to complain.

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At 00:02:43,230, Character said: It's affecting my morale.

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At 00:02:45,190, Character said: At least they could send someone in here
with decent legs.

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At 00:02:47,890, Character said: Even if they did, they wouldn't get
involved with a patient. It's a rule.

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At 00:02:50,910, Character said: They've g***t to be completely
emotionless.

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At 00:02:53,110, Character said: Nurse Clare isn't completely
emotionless. Who? On the surface, she

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At 00:02:57,170, Character said: and remote, but under that starched
white apron, she feels like a woman.

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At 00:03:00,990, Character said: She's not the only one.

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At 00:03:03,130, Character said: What have you been on about?

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At 00:03:07,010, Character said: Tangled web?

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At 00:03:08,440, Character said: By Ethel P.

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At 00:03:09,640, Character said: Dodds? Where'd you get this from?

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At 00:03:11,800, Character said: I found it in the day room.

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At 00:03:12,860, Character said: You don't want to take any notice of
this.

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At 00:03:15,000, Character said: It's pure fantasy.

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At 00:03:17,160, Character said: Absolute rubbish.

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At 00:03:18,760, Character said: Tangled web.

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At 00:03:22,380, Character said: What's it about?

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At 00:03:25,340, Character said: It's about this nurse she's become
involved with Gerald a patient He's a

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At 00:03:30,100, Character said: young man with beautiful hands white
teeth and the finest hair she's ever

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At 00:03:34,080, Character said: She's worried about him, but she tries
to hide it. She keeps going outside and

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At 00:03:38,380, Character said: pressing her face against the wall What
does she press her face against the wall

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At 00:03:41,320, Character said: for? She's fighting back the tears
because she's a nurse. She's always

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At 00:03:45,720, Character said: Or biting her lower lip or digging her
nails into the palms of her hands. And

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At 00:03:49,640, Character said: all the time, beneath that starched
apron, her heart lurches and leaps.

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At 00:03:54,960, Character said: and she's worried about him. I'd be
worried about her.

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At 00:03:57,640, Character said: Pressing her face against the wall, her
heart lurching and leaping. It's not

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At 00:04:00,720, Character said: normal. She sounds in a state of
collapse.

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At 00:04:03,020, Character said: She is.

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At 00:04:04,000, Character said: She's just been tossed aside by rich
playboy Brad Stevens.

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At 00:04:08,570, Character said: tanned, broad -shouldered and better
looking than any man deserved to be.

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At 00:04:13,110, Character said: He's just been admitted to casualty
after falling from his polo pony.

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At 00:04:17,470, Character said: But when she saw him, he wasn't the old
Brad. The clean -cut face looked warm

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At 00:04:22,130, Character said: and there were smudges of weariness
under the eyes.

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At 00:04:24,470, Character said: What does she do?

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At 00:04:25,890, Character said: the colour drained from her cheeks and
she had to go out for some fresh air.

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At 00:04:30,030, Character said: Blimey, she's off again. She's not well,
is she? She'll be pressing her face

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At 00:04:33,130, Character said: against the wall again in a minute. No
wonder he tossed her aside.

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At 00:04:36,290, Character said: She's a dead liability.

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At 00:04:37,830, Character said: Well, I can tell you how it's going to
finish.

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At 00:04:40,480, Character said: Brad Stevens will get her.

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At 00:04:42,160, Character said: She won't go for a young one with a
beautiful hand.

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At 00:04:45,160, Character said: He'll probably die.

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At 00:04:47,160, Character said: I'm not so sure. Young Gerald's just
told her her eyes are the exact shade of

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At 00:04:51,560, Character said: emeralds. That must have made her think.

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At 00:04:53,860, Character said: And then there's Dr. Seymour Carew. He's
been helping her pick up the pieces.

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At 00:04:57,820, Character said: Don't tell me she drops things as well.

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At 00:05:00,200, Character said: He keeps kissing the top of her head and
knocking her cap askew.

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At 00:05:04,220, Character said: But she can't forget Brad Stephens, his
eyes cloudy with desire, the tang of his

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At 00:05:09,160, Character said: aftershave and his mind -numbing kisses.

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At 00:05:12,060, Character said: She just has to keep reminding herself
she's a nurse and not some cheap and

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At 00:05:15,400, Character said: ready thing. Just listen to him. He
believes all this rubbish. He's worse

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At 00:05:19,160, Character said: Ethel P.

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At 00:05:19,760, Character said: Dodds. That's probably a pseudonym
anyway. Probably written by some bloke

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At 00:05:23,020, Character said: chunky sweater and carpet slippers.

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At 00:05:25,280, Character said: Life's not like that, Norman. You'll
soon find that out. Hello!

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At 00:05:30,200, Character said: You've g***t a nice smile.

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At 00:05:31,960, Character said: Would you like to help me with the
cocoa?

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At 00:05:34,250, Character said: Who, me?

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At 00:05:36,710, Character said: It's no good asking him, nurse.

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At 00:05:38,330, Character said: He's always dropping things.

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At 00:05:39,750, Character said: We've just had a very nasty incident
with a night utensil.

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At 00:05:42,850, Character said: You'd better let me do it. Now, you stay
right here, Mr Glover.

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At 00:05:47,270, Character said: Let the young ones do the work.

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At 00:05:50,810, Character said: You get plenty of rest.

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At 00:05:53,050, Character said: We'll see if we can find you a ginger
nut.

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At 00:05:55,610, Character said: A ginger nut?

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At 00:05:57,030, Character said: Or would you prefer something softer?

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At 00:05:59,210, Character said: No, thank you, nurse. I've still g***t my
own teeth.

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At 00:06:01,790, Character said: I don't mind going. You rest, Archie.

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At 00:06:04,950, Character said: What a nice smile.

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At 00:06:06,430, Character said: Yeah. And the finest hair you've ever
seen.

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At 00:06:09,550, Character said: Would you believe it? Isn't that
amazing?

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At 00:06:11,410, Character said: You know who that was, don't you? That
was Nurse Clare, straight from Tangled

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At 00:06:14,650, Character said: Web. Even looked like her. Don't be
ridiculous.

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