Only When I Laugh s01e06 Tangled Subtitles

At 00:00:22,380, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:26,400, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:29,540, Character said: I know I **, I'm sure I **.

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At 00:00:33,880, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:36,980, Character said: I know I **, I'm sure I **. He's H -A -P
-P -Y.

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At 00:00:55,530, Character said: The ingratitude of employers.

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At 00:00:57,610, Character said: 15 years on a car assembly line, 15
years of unremitting toil and sacked in

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At 00:01:02,670, Character said: minute's notice.

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At 00:01:04,709, Character said: The employers of this country have g***t a
lot to answer for.

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At 00:01:07,330, Character said: And what did he do?

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At 00:01:08,410, Character said: Hit the foreman.

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At 00:01:10,510, Character said: What do you expect? You can't go around
hitting the foreman. Who said he went

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At 00:01:13,610, Character said: around hitting the foreman? That's a
typical Tory bias, that is. He did it

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At 00:01:17,470, Character said: in 15 years.

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At 00:01:18,770, Character said: Well, that's no excuse.

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At 00:01:19,790, Character said: Supposing they all did it once every 15
years, he'd be getting punched more

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At 00:01:22,710, Character said: times on the clock.

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At 00:01:24,929, Character said: Not that they punch the clock anymore.
That's the trouble nowadays.

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At 00:01:27,510, Character said: Not enough discipline.

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At 00:01:28,510, Character said: Well, in this case, they're extenuating
circumstances.

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At 00:01:30,910, Character said: What extenuating circumstances?

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At 00:01:32,350, Character said: The foreman didn't make his request in a
reasonable or diplomatic manner. He

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At 00:01:35,870, Character said: used a four -letter word.

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At 00:01:37,410, Character said: What was it? Work?

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At 00:01:38,510, Character said: No, it wasn't.

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At 00:01:40,210, Character said: I was referring to bad language.

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At 00:01:42,470, Character said: Don't be ridiculous.

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At 00:01:43,830, Character said: He must have heard bad language before.
Well, maybe he was the sensitive type.

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At 00:01:48,650, Character said: Sensitive? Oh!

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At 00:01:50,060, Character said: I see. I suppose because he's working
class, he hasn't g***t any right to be

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At 00:01:52,460, Character said: sensitive. As a matter of fact, it says
here he was deeply hurt.

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At 00:01:55,620, Character said: So was the foreman.

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At 00:01:57,240, Character said: Well, it was the foreman's fault.

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At 00:01:59,340, Character said: He should have let him sleep it off.

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At 00:02:03,260, Character said: Do you mean to say he was drunk? Of
course he wasn't drunk.

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At 00:02:07,120, Character said: He'd had a few, but he wasn't drunk.

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At 00:02:09,100, Character said: He said he was drunk in the Daily Mail.
Oh, did he? Well, according to the Daily

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At 00:02:12,160, Character said: Mail, he was overtired. Why don't you
get the Morning Star? You'll probably

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At 00:02:15,320, Character said: he came from his sickbed.

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At 00:02:17,020, Character said: He was not drunk.

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At 00:02:19,020, Character said: If he wasn't drunk, why did he fall
asleep?

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At 00:02:20,600, Character said: Because he was worn out from running up
and down ladders.

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At 00:02:23,420, Character said: I thought you said he worked on the
assembly line. Oh, that's at night. In

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At 00:02:26,400, Character said: day, he's a window cleaner.

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At 00:02:28,760, Character said: What was he doing two jobs for? Because
my innocent friend, he had a wife and

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At 00:02:32,420, Character said: family to support, and the economy of
this country is based on two pay

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At 00:02:36,140, Character said: Only because they want their holidays in
Benidorm.

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At 00:02:38,320, Character said: I see. I suppose the working classes
aren't entitled to holidays abroad.

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At 00:02:41,500, Character said: I suppose if you had your way, all
they'd get is a fortnight's op picking.

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At 00:02:44,520, Character said: Look, if they want holidays abroad and
colour television, they'll just have to

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At 00:02:48,100, Character said: work harder.

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At 00:02:48,890, Character said: Instead of going on strike all the time.
Listen, everyone is entitled to strike.

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At 00:02:52,510, Character said: That's the only weapon you've g***t. The
withdrawal of labour is your fundamental

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At 00:02:55,990, Character said: right, otherwise you get exploitation.

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At 00:02:58,570, Character said: Well, look at Clegg there.

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At 00:03:00,470, Character said: Look at the human misery on that face.

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At 00:03:03,790, Character said: How do you think he g***t that?

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At 00:03:05,330, Character said: Probably asked him to lift something.

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At 00:03:07,210, Character said: That's bureaucratic exploitation.

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At 00:03:09,550, Character said: Hey, Clegg, come here and show him your
pay package.

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At 00:03:12,840, Character said: I don't want a sense of pay packet.
That's all right, mate. Come on, Clegg,

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At 00:03:16,100, Character said: him your pay packet. I don't want to.
There's no need to be ashamed, brother.

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At 00:03:19,540, Character said: We're the ones who should be ashamed. Go
on, go on. Show him your pay packet.

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At 00:03:27,540, Character said: What about that, then? That's not his
total deductions you're looking at, you

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At 00:03:30,840, Character said: know. That's his wage.

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At 00:03:32,620, Character said: That's not much. Not much? It's a
pittance. He can't live on that wage.

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At 00:03:36,140, Character said: could always get another job.

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At 00:03:37,300, Character said: He doesn't want another job. It's
vocational, isn't it, Clegg?

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At 00:03:40,600, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:03:41,550, Character said: Well, I'm sorry.

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At 00:03:42,650, Character said: It's no good being sorry.

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At 00:03:44,870, Character said: Craig, have you g***t a television?

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At 00:03:47,190, Character said: No. We had to watch the cup final
through the co -op window.

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At 00:03:51,970, Character said: Hear that, eh?

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At 00:03:53,190, Character said: And where are you going for your
holidays this year? I can't afford to

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At 00:03:56,110, Character said: holiday.

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At 00:03:57,450, Character said: We'll be out in the garden again.

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At 00:03:59,290, Character said: taking turns on the sun lounger. There
you are, eh? Talk about being

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At 00:04:02,710, Character said: underprivileged. A family with only one
sun lounger, and he g***t that with

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At 00:04:06,450, Character said: cornflake packets.

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At 00:04:07,930, Character said: Look, I know it seems unjust, but
there's only so much to go round.

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At 00:04:12,370, Character said: Let me see if I can explain it to you.

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At 00:04:16,010, Character said: Clegg.

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At 00:04:17,529, Character said: Now,

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At 00:04:18,930, Character said: the most national product is like a
large cake.

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At 00:04:21,950, Character said: Now, we all get a slice, but some people
get larger slices than others.

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At 00:04:25,950, Character said: Now, you want a larger slice.

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At 00:04:28,280, Character said: That means that somebody else is going
to get left. Then he'll want a larger

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At 00:04:31,840, Character said: slice. Why can't we all have an equal
slice?

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At 00:04:34,200, Character said: Oh, don't be ridiculous, Norman.

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At 00:04:35,480, Character said: But why can't we? Because he's doing the
cutting. Because we're not all equal,

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At 00:04:39,340, Character said: that's why.

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At 00:04:39,860, Character said: No, you're talking to Mr Big Slice. Not
only does he get the largest share, he

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At 00:04:43,780, Character said: knows where all the cherries are.

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At 00:04:45,100, Character said: Come on, Clegg, we cannot stand around
here chewing the fat all day. We are

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At 00:04:48,020, Character said: for lunch.

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At 00:04:48,660, Character said: Hurry, hurry, come on. No, no, no, wait
a minute, wait a minute. There's no need

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At 00:04:52,620, Character said: to talk to him like that. He's not one
of your untouchables, you know.

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At 00:04:56,620, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:04:57,720, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:04:58,760, Character said: What is this, Constance? What are you
talking about? I know you believe in the

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At 00:05:01,700, Character said: caste system, but this man has g***t his
rights.

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At 00:05:04,340, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:05:05,360, Character said: I don't have to take orders from you.

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At 00:05:07,620, Character said: I take orders from the cleaning
supervisor.

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At 00:05:10,240, Character said: Right. All I'm saying is we're late for
lunch and we're wasting time. Now, come

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At 00:05:13,840, Character said: on, Clegg.

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At 00:05:15,260, Character said: Yeah, well, you just watch what you're
saying to me.

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At 00:05:19,100, Character said: I know you're tight.

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At 00:05:20,740, Character said: You've only been in the country five
minutes and you're driving your own

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At 00:05:26,670, Character said: You can't stop doing it, can you? What?

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At 00:05:28,670, Character said: Agitating, stirring things up.

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At 00:05:30,630, Character said: You're a proper little Lenin. Just
because I remind people of their rights?

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At 00:05:34,170, Character said: Times have changed, you know, Glover.
There's been a social revolution since

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At 00:05:37,530, Character said: played with a gardener's boy.

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At 00:05:39,070, Character said: I hope you're listening to all this,
Norman. You might learn something.

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At 00:05:42,330, Character said: I think I'm getting through to you,
aren't I? You've g***t that worried frown

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At 00:05:45,430, Character said: again. Is it the inequality of the class
system? Is it the unacceptable face of

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At 00:05:50,530, Character said: capitalism? Is that what's distressing
you?

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At 00:05:52,950, Character said: No. What is it, then, son?

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At 00:05:54,680, Character said: Boiled fish and semolina.

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At 00:05:57,140, Character said: What? We've g***t it again today.

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At 00:05:59,820, Character said: Is that all you can think about? You've
g***t a chance to discuss all the major

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At 00:06:03,740, Character said: political issues of the day and all you
can think about is boiled fish...