Only When I Laugh Whatever Happened To Gloria Robins S02E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:21,360, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:25,480, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:28,620, Character said: I know I **, I'm sure I **.

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At 00:00:32,940, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:35,900, Character said: I know I **, I'm sure I **. He's H -A -P
-P -Y.

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At 00:00:45,880, Character said: You'll never guess who's just come in.
Who?

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At 00:00:48,240, Character said: I couldn't believe my eyes.

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At 00:00:51,020, Character said: pinch myself.

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At 00:00:52,240, Character said: She just stood there in front of me.

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At 00:00:56,500, Character said: Gloria Robbins.

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At 00:00:58,820, Character said: Who's Gloria Robbins?

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At 00:01:01,400, Character said: Who's Gloria Robbins? Well, surely you
can't have forgotten.

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At 00:01:04,500, Character said: Gloria Robbins, the unruly heart,
revulsion, the cruel earth. Oh, Gloria

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At 00:01:09,480, Character said: Robbins. Yes, I remember her. I knew you
couldn't have forgotten. No, she was a

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At 00:01:13,120, Character said: pain.

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At 00:01:14,550, Character said: No, she wasn't. She was superb.

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At 00:01:16,390, Character said: Yours gave me a pain.

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At 00:01:17,570, Character said: You're so insensitive, Figgis. Didn't
you see her in the cruel earth? Yes, I

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At 00:01:21,570, Character said: her. Well, remember that last scene
where she stood amongst the ruined

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At 00:01:25,290, Character said: brave smile playing round her lips? No,
I don't remember that.

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At 00:01:29,050, Character said: I must have been queuing for the ice
cream.

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At 00:01:31,250, Character said: Queuing for the ice cream? That's
typical of you, Figgis. You've g***t no

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At 00:01:35,310, Character said: feelings. She just stood there.

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At 00:01:39,120, Character said: framed against the night sky, an aura of
light around her head, and her face

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At 00:01:43,940, Character said: went sort of blurred, and a single tear
glinted on her cheek.

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At 00:01:50,160, Character said: It was probably glycerin. No, it wasn't
glycerin. She could weep real tears.

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At 00:01:54,180, Character said: There was nothing artificial about
Gloria Robbins.

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At 00:01:56,740, Character said: People were dazzled by her beauty. She
was physical perfection.

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At 00:02:00,340, Character said: How do we know? I noticed we never saw
her legs.

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At 00:02:02,820, Character said: She either wore long dresses or was
photographed from the waist up.

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At 00:02:05,930, Character said: She probably had legs like little tree
trunks.

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At 00:02:07,890, Character said: Don't be ridiculous, because we saw her
legs in the last days of Pompeii. We saw

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At 00:02:11,970, Character said: someone's legs. We don't know they were
hers, do we? They could have been

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At 00:02:14,970, Character said: dubbed. I don't have to listen to this.

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At 00:02:17,210, Character said: What do you think you're doing?

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At 00:02:18,750, Character said: I thought I'd just pop down there and
say hello. Where is she? She's in a

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At 00:02:21,550, Character said: private room down the corridor.

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At 00:02:22,870, Character said: I might have known she'd have a private
room. Talk about privilege.

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At 00:02:26,130, Character said: You've g***t to have a private room when
you're a celebrity. People won't leave

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At 00:02:29,570, Character said: you alone. They're attracted to the
famous.

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At 00:02:31,770, Character said: I should know.

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At 00:02:32,650, Character said: What do you mean, you're not famous?

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At 00:02:34,550, Character said: I know I'm not famous, but I do bear
this unfortunate resemblance to Gregory

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At 00:02:37,510, Character said: Peck.

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At 00:02:39,470, Character said: You're nothing like Gregory Peck.

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At 00:02:42,270, Character said: You're more like Lord Lucan.

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At 00:02:46,030, Character said: Only since I grew the moustache. I had
to do something. People kept pestering

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At 00:02:50,030, Character said: for my autograph.

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At 00:02:50,910, Character said: Well, I can't see it. Now, if we're
talking about likenesses, what about

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At 00:02:53,810, Character said: face? Doesn't it strike a chord? No.

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At 00:02:56,650, Character said: Well, does it remind you of anyone?

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At 00:02:58,350, Character said: Who? Clint Eastwood.

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At 00:03:01,800, Character said: I'm nothing like Clint Eastwood. That's
because I'm not wearing a poncho. Give

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At 00:03:05,260, Character said: me a cigar and a poncho and I'll look
like Clint Eastwood. Give anyone a cigar

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At 00:03:08,280, Character said: and a poncho and they'll look like Clint
Eastwood. Anyway, it's all of you.

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At 00:03:11,120, Character said: I didn't say standing up, did I?

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At 00:03:13,300, Character said: You'll never guess who's just come in.
Not in a hundred years. Go on. You'll

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At 00:03:17,080, Character said: never guess.

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At 00:03:17,880, Character said: Gloria Robbins.

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At 00:03:19,060, Character said: You've heard. I think everybody's heard
by now.

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At 00:03:21,540, Character said: Hey, aren't you? Where are you going
with my flowers? Can I just get them

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At 00:03:24,060, Character said: there while they were still fresh,
Norman? Down where?

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At 00:03:26,160, Character said: Where do you think? He's taken them to
Gloria Robbins. He can't wait to get

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At 00:03:29,060, Character said: there and sip champagne from her
slipper.

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At 00:03:31,480, Character said: I think his mother must have been a
gaiety girl.

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At 00:03:33,560, Character said: I hope he doesn't get carried away,
that's all. Well, you can't blame him to

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At 00:03:36,700, Character said: think that Gloria Robbins is right here
in this building.

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At 00:03:39,980, Character said: I think it's fate.

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At 00:03:41,360, Character said: This could be my big chance. I've always
wanted to act.

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At 00:03:45,880, Character said: You?

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At 00:03:47,460, Character said: Well, they thought I was quite good at
school. I had the lead in Romeo and

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At 00:03:50,620, Character said: Juliet.

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At 00:03:52,620, Character said: I'm sorry, Norman, I just don't see you
as a Romeo.

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At 00:03:55,620, Character said: No, actually, I play Juliet.

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At 00:03:59,780, Character said: Juliet?

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At 00:04:00,990, Character said: Sometimes I worry about you, Norman.

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At 00:04:02,950, Character said: It was an old boy's school.

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At 00:04:04,590, Character said: You mean you had to say, Romeo, Romeo,
wherefore art thou, Romeo?

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At 00:04:07,790, Character said: Yes. I can imagine where Romeo was,
having his studdocks in the corner.

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At 00:04:11,310, Character said: I knew you'd make fun figures, but I
don't care. Now I've seen Gloria

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At 00:04:15,890, Character said: It all seems possible, because she still
has this charisma.

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At 00:04:20,230, Character said: Charisma? You're worse than Archie.
You're both being carried away by an

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At 00:04:23,430, Character said: illusion. Gloria Robbins isn't even her
real name.

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At 00:04:27,850, Character said: What is her real name? Maud Baggett.

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At 00:04:32,290, Character said: What's that, Figgis? Just talking,
Doctor.

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At 00:04:34,790, Character said: I understand we have a celebrity in our
midst. You've heard already, have you,

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At 00:04:38,790, Character said: Figgis? No doubt it's round the whole
hospital.

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At 00:04:41,010, Character said: Yes, Gloria Robbins has put herself in
my hands, and I must say I feel a very

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At 00:04:45,030, Character said: special responsibility.

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At 00:04:46,870, Character said: You mean it's a cash job?

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At 00:04:49,110, Character said: I mean it's an honour, Figgis. Besides,
Gloria, Miss Robbins... is physically

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At 00:04:53,950, Character said: exhausted. What was the new play in the
series in the baked bean commercial?

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At 00:04:57,970, Character said: And now the stomach pains.

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At 00:04:59,670, Character said: Well, she's been doing a baked bean
commercial. I'm not surprised she's g***t

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At 00:05:02,490, Character said: stomach pains.

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At 00:05:03,930, Character said: Nonsense figures. It's probably a direct
result of tension and overwork.

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At 00:05:07,550, Character said: True business isn't all tinsel and
glitter, you know.

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At 00:05:10,690, Character said: I shan't forget what I went through in
HMS Pinafore.

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At 00:05:14,730, Character said: She needs rest.

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At 00:05:16,250, Character said: I didn't want you going down there and
disturbing her. Don't worry, I've no

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At 00:05:18,890, Character said: intention of disturbing her. She doesn't
interest me.

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At 00:05:21,230, Character said: You haven't seen her, Fig.

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At 00:05:22,710, Character said: She's still beautiful, isn't she,
Doctor?

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At 00:05:25,550, Character said: She's a magnificent creature, Norman.

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At 00:05:27,610, Character said: A magnificent creature?

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At 00:05:30,100, Character said: Hardly a medical phrase, is it, Doctor?
I think we've departed from the textbook

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At 00:05:33,960, Character said: there, haven't we? I don't think I like
the sound of that. And I don't think I

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At 00:05:37,400, Character said: like that carnation in the butthole,
either.

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At 00:05:39,580, Character said: What are you suggesting, Fingers? As far
as I'm concerned, she's just another

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At 00:05:42,280, Character said: patient. Ah, but are you just another
doctor?

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At 00:05:44,800, Character said: I've g***t you down for a highly emotional
human being with a more than passing

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At 00:05:48,900, Character said: resemblance to Dr Kildare. And with her
well -known capacity for falling in

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At 00:05:53,780, Character said: love, anything could happen.

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At 00:05:55,640, Character said: Are you sure, Fingers? My approach would
be purely professional.

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At 00:05:58,960, Character said: The pain in the stomach is ready for you
now, Mr. Thorpe.

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At 00:06:02,960, Character said: That's Gloria Robbins down there, Gupta,
not a pain in the stomach.

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At 00:06:08,780, Character said: How many times have I g***t to tell you to
stop referring to the patients by their

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At 00:06:12,120, Character said: ailments, Gupta?

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At 00:06:13,480, Character said: Look what happened when we had the mayor
in last week and you referred to him as

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