Only When I Laugh s01e04 The Man With The Face Subtitles

At 00:00:22,750, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:26,770, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:29,930, Character said: I know I **, I'm sure I **.

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At 00:00:34,270, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y. I know I **, I'm sure
I **. He's H

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At 00:00:41,030, Character said: -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:48,230, Character said: I've g***t your book, Archie. Thank you,
Norman.

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At 00:00:51,550, Character said: Just plump my pillows, will you?

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At 00:00:55,190, Character said: Let me tuck you in. You've made it all
roly -poly.

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At 00:00:59,950, Character said: Careful. Hello, what's this? It looks
like blood.

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At 00:01:02,650, Character said: What? Oh, my God, I've hemorrhaged.

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At 00:01:06,110, Character said: Get me the nurse, quick.

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At 00:01:07,410, Character said: No, no, it's all right. It's tomato
sauce.

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At 00:01:10,050, Character said: I wish you wouldn't frighten me like
that.

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At 00:01:12,450, Character said: I've g***t enough to worry about.

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At 00:01:14,270, Character said: How's the pain, Archie?

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At 00:01:16,450, Character said: Don't talk to me about pain, Norman.

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At 00:01:18,450, Character said: I know all about pain.

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At 00:01:20,060, Character said: I've been there. I lived with it.

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At 00:01:21,960, Character said: Just don't ask me to talk about it. Oh,
my God.

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At 00:01:25,080, Character said: Sorry, Archie. I don't think I can stand
much more than this. Who do you think

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At 00:01:28,720, Character said: you are, Florence Beard in Nightingale?

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At 00:01:31,060, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:01:32,120, Character said: You know what I mean. I've been watching
you. You've been cutting up his meat,

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At 00:01:35,400, Character said: peeling his grapes, moistening his lips
with a damp flannel. You'd think no one

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At 00:01:39,420, Character said: had ever had an operation before.

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At 00:01:40,860, Character said: Please, Figgis, not now. I haven't g***t
the strength to argue.

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At 00:01:44,300, Character said: Well, what's the matter with you all of
a sudden? I've g***t post -operative

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At 00:01:47,360, Character said: depression.

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At 00:01:48,590, Character said: I don't know what came over me. I
suddenly thought of mother and... Oh,

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At 00:01:55,230, Character said: Never mind that. Do you read your book?

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At 00:01:57,610, Character said: What is it, the ABC of hypochondria?

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At 00:02:00,650, Character said: No, British birds.

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At 00:02:02,230, Character said: Oh, you're feeling better then.

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At 00:02:04,650, Character said: Real birds.

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At 00:02:07,330, Character said: Oh, just look at that plumage.

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At 00:02:11,870, Character said: You know, Norman, we go around with our
eyes shut.

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At 00:02:15,100, Character said: We ought to live every day as though it
were our last. Yes, and one day we'll be

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At 00:02:18,700, Character said: right.

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At 00:02:20,380, Character said: I used to be like that, you know, proud,
unruffled. Just look at me now.

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At 00:02:24,880, Character said: I was like these birds, thought I'd live
forever.

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At 00:02:27,380, Character said: Do you know that man is the only animal
who knows he's going to die?

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At 00:02:30,500, Character said: That's very interesting.

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At 00:02:31,880, Character said: No, it isn't. How does he know? Has he
ever talked to a ruddy rabbit?

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At 00:02:36,440, Character said: Ignore him, Archie. Look, he's had a
simple operation. I don't know what all

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At 00:02:40,720, Character said: fuss is about.

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At 00:02:41,960, Character said: No one peeled grapes for me.

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At 00:02:50,220, Character said: Is that a kestrel?

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At 00:02:51,620, Character said: Please don't read over my shoulder
figures.

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At 00:02:54,440, Character said: Is there anything else I can do to help?

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At 00:02:56,200, Character said: Well, yes, there is something.

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At 00:02:59,200, Character said: Would you look out of the window?

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At 00:03:00,860, Character said: Is there a man outside, swarthy, dark
moustache -like suit?

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At 00:03:04,840, Character said: No, no, that's the third time you've
asked me that, Archie. Who is it, the

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At 00:03:08,160, Character said: Mafia? No, no, it's just some strange
fancy. I keep thinking there's this man

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At 00:03:13,620, Character said: outside. It must be my mind playing
tricks.

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At 00:03:17,180, Character said: He's rambling.

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At 00:03:19,710, Character said: Oh, dear.

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At 00:03:20,810, Character said: What's the matter now?

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At 00:03:22,010, Character said: I want a tinkle.

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At 00:03:24,330, Character said: Oh, not again.

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At 00:03:25,950, Character said: I'll fetch a bottle.

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At 00:03:27,890, Character said: Look, do we have to have all this? It's
a perfectly good place down the

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At 00:03:31,290, Character said: corridor. Listen, Figgis, there's
nothing I'd like more than to point

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At 00:03:34,330, Character said: the porcelain again.

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At 00:03:35,990, Character said: I'm supposed to be having a complete
rest. Well, you're certainly getting

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At 00:04:02,000, Character said: a whistle for you, Archie. Oh, yes,
thank you, Norman.

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At 00:04:12,780, Character said: That's it. I can't stand it. I'd rather
watch Open University than this. So

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At 00:04:16,800, Character said: what's the matter? What's the matter? 30
years of the National Health Service,

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At 00:04:20,360, Character said: the proudest jewel in Labour's crown,
and I've g***t to watch you waiting hand

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At 00:04:24,240, Character said: foot on this Tory twallop? Now you're
even whistling for him. Some people will

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At 00:04:28,100, Character said: always be serfs at heart.

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At 00:04:30,860, Character said: Just a minute, Archie. I'm going to have
a word with him.

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At 00:04:33,700, Character said: No, Norman, wait.

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At 00:04:38,960, Character said: Nurse!

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At 00:04:42,360, Character said: You could try being a bit more
sympathetic, Fig.

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At 00:04:45,100, Character said: Why? You've g***t enough sympathy for both
of us. Well, I feel sorry for him. It's

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At 00:04:49,200, Character said: no good feeling sorry. Look where that's
g***t you.

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At 00:04:51,340, Character said: Keeper of Glover's bedpan.

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At 00:04:53,100, Character said: You want to remember the work -in -class
struggle, mate. Remember what he is.

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At 00:04:56,920, Character said: Oh, does it matter?

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At 00:04:57,820, Character said: Anyway, now they've taken our clothes,
who knows what we are?

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At 00:05:00,410, Character said: The past's behind us.

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At 00:05:01,850, Character said: His isn't. It's catching up with him.

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At 00:05:04,310, Character said: That's why he wanted the bed by the
window.

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At 00:05:06,490, Character said: All that rubbish about wanting to see
the daffodils tossing their heads in

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At 00:05:09,870, Character said: sprightly dance. He wanted to keep a
lookout for his swarthy fellow in the

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At 00:05:14,090, Character said: suit. Don't you know what that is?

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At 00:05:16,790, Character said: That's a symbol of death.

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At 00:05:18,950, Character said: Do me a favour. That's not your symbol
of death.

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At 00:05:21,870, Character said: You don't understand. We all have our
own personal image, and that, Archie...

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At 00:05:25,510, Character said: Listen, if Glover had a personal image,
it wouldn't be like that.

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At 00:05:28,940, Character said: He'd be wearing cavalry twills and
hacking jacket.

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At 00:05:31,680, Character said: His idea of heaven is where you all
drink gin and tonic and God struts

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At 00:05:35,120, Character said: with a shooting stick.

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At 00:05:36,460, Character said: I don't know about that, but what I'm
saying is it's all in his mind.

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At 00:05:40,340, Character said: Oh, yeah?

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At 00:05:41,960, Character said: Well, if it's all in his mind, who's
that out there?

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At 00:05:45,160, Character said: Swarthy, dark moustache, light suit.

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At 00:05:48,380, Character said: Crikey! Oh, you can see him as well, can
you? I'll say one thing for Archie,

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At 00:05:51,960, Character said: he's g***t a powerful imagination.

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At 00:05:53,500, Character said: Well, who do you think he is?

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At 00:05:54,440, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:05:55,520, Character said: But judging by the way he's pruning his
nails with that knife, I don't think

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At 00:05:58,820, Character said: he's a visiting chiropodist.

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At 00:06:00,840, Character said: Do you think we ought to tell him? Of
course we ought to tell him.

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At 00:06:04,120, Character said: I wouldn't miss this for words.

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At 00:06:10,440, Character said: How are you feeling, Archie? Oh, much
better now. Thank you, Roy. Good,

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At 00:06:14,040, Character said: you've g***t a visitor.

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At 00:06:15,120, Character said: Swarthy, dark moustache, light suit out
there.

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At 00:06:17,740, Character said: What? I think he's come to make you an
offer you can't refuse.

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At 00:06:20,500, Character said: You've g***t to help me, Roy. Have I?

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At 00:06:22,860, Character said: Well, don't look like that.

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At 00:06:24,490, Character said: He threatened to cut my liver out. What
shall I do?

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At 00:06:27,530, Character said: Tell him you're having it done on the
National Earth.

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At 00:06:30,650, Character said: Look, I wouldn't ask, but I'm a sick
man. I need help.

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At 00:06:34,990, Character said: You wouldn't pass by on the other side,
would you? Yes.

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At 00:06:39,550, Character said: No, you wouldn't.

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At 00:06:41,570, Character said: You know what they say about you round
here? If you're in trouble, go to

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At 00:06:45,250, Character said: Figgy's.

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At 00:06:46,850, Character said: Do they? Yeah.

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At 00:06:48,530, Character said: And you know why?

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At 00:06:49,910, Character said: Because they trot your fig.

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At 00:06:54,380, Character said: Oh, I wouldn't say that. It's true.

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At 00:06:56,580, Character said: Everyone knows under that rough exterior
you're all hot.

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At 00:06:59,680, Character said: Oh, I don't know. What do you mean? What
bleeding rough exterior?

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At 00:07:03,840, Character said: He just means that you're the salt of
the earth, Fig. Always ready to defend

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At 00:07:07,780, Character said: weak against the strong.

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