Small Town Big Story s01e02 How Many People Does He Need.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:01,640, Character said: The following programme
contains strong language.

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At 00:00:10,160, Character said: I'm a valuable commodity.

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At 00:00:12,360, Character said: I see a dude coming at me,
trying to kill me?

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At 00:00:16,080, Character said: I tell myself, get killed!

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At 00:00:19,080, Character said: Catch the ball!

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At 00:00:21,280, Character said: Booya! Touchdown!

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At 00:00:24,040, Character said: I make miracles happen, baby!

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At 00:00:27,920, Character said: I've g***t an ant problem, Jerry.

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At 00:00:30,280, Character said: Nobody's looking out
for Rod Tidwell.

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At 00:00:33,360, Character said: And I'm supposed to be a superstar!

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At 00:00:37,480, Character said: No, not today, love. No.

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At 00:00:39,240, Character said: WOMAN: Crops have been destroyed
as far as the eye can see.

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At 00:00:44,200, Character said: There is talk of a beast.
They whisper the name Dobhar-chu.

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At 00:00:51,200, Character said: Do you believe it, An Dagda?

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At 00:00:53,280, Character said: Oh, my God.
I liked her.

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At 00:00:56,400, Character said: Ah, no, love. She's not well, love.

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At 00:00:58,440, Character said: Down your daggers.
He is of Dagda and I ** an Dagda.

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At 00:01:04,160, Character said: All shorts. He's all shorts
and no Mescal, isn't he?

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At 00:01:07,080, Character said: (PHONE RINGS)

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At 00:01:12,120, Character said: Then she sit there
denying and denying,

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At 00:01:16,760, Character said: and I feel a misty coldness

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At 00:01:20,520, Character said: climbing up my back and the skin
on my skull begin to creep,

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At 00:01:25,320, Character said: and I feel a clamp around my neck
and I cannot breathe air.

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At 00:01:30,120, Character said: God bless you, Jerry.

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At 00:01:31,760, Character said: But this is what you're gonna do
for me. Are you ready?

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At 00:01:34,800, Character said: I hear a voice, a screaming voice,
and it were my voice.

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At 00:01:38,800, Character said: This is a very personal,
very important thing.

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At 00:01:42,160, Character said: Hell, it's a family motto.

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At 00:01:44,480, Character said: And all at once I remembered
everything she'd done to me.

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At 00:01:47,600, Character said: Here we go.

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At 00:01:50,160, Character said: Show me the money.

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At 00:01:54,640, Character said: Show me the money!

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At 00:02:00,120, Character said: (BREATHES RAGGEDLY)

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At 00:02:03,400, Character said: Phew.

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At 00:02:06,680, Character said: ? THE BONK: Future 87

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At 00:02:18,600, Character said: ? It all happened by accident

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At 00:02:24,920, Character said: ? Bodies without names

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At 00:02:27,000, Character said: ? Intersecting planes

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At 00:02:30,760, Character said: ? Of their stranger vector veins

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At 00:02:37,160, Character said: ? Europe is incontinent

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At 00:02:42,000, Character said: ? But Philip's still alive...

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At 00:02:44,800, Character said: (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)

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At 00:03:08,560, Character said: - Peasant girl number two. Wow.
- So, does that mean you're in the show?

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At 00:03:12,600, Character said: No, Dad, it's just a callback.
So, what's that then?

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At 00:03:15,240, Character said: You know what a callback is.
Don't play daft.

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At 00:03:18,040, Character said: I'm not playing anything. What is
it, like, a second interview?

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At 00:03:21,160, Character said: Yes. A call... back.

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At 00:03:23,000, Character said: Sorry. Forgot I married
Helen fecking Mirren over here.

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At 00:03:27,120, Character said: It's a small part
and I probably won't even get it. Is that kettle boiled?

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At 00:03:30,600, Character said: I thought I heard it,
like, a while back.

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At 00:03:37,720, Character said: (SIGHS) Were you nervous?

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At 00:03:39,240, Character said: I'd split myself
doing something like that, you know.

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At 00:03:42,080, Character said: (CHUCKLES) Gets it from me, obvs.

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At 00:03:44,760, Character said: I was just doing lines from a play
that we're studying at school, so.

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At 00:03:48,360, Character said: It was alright, actually.

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At 00:03:50,200, Character said: Oh, Keith McCurdle was there, Dad.

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At 00:03:52,880, Character said: He cried after his audition.

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At 00:03:54,880, Character said: Like, a lot.
He's quite mad, honestly.

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At 00:03:57,640, Character said: The maddest person to ever run
a petrol station, I'd say.

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At 00:04:00,440, Character said: I suppose lots of girls
will get callbacks,

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At 00:04:02,640, Character said: until they work out
what they really want.

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At 00:04:05,320, Character said: Toast there, son,
if you care for such things.

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At 00:04:07,520, Character said: Wait, who's getting a callback?
You can be my Oscar date.

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At 00:04:10,600, Character said: Actually, no, that's weird.
Did you really though?

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At 00:04:13,840, Character said: - Mm.
- Don't gloat, Joanne. You know what your brother's going through.

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At 00:04:16,840, Character said: I dropped out of college, Mum.
I don't have cancer.

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At 00:04:19,560, Character said: Wisht, would ya?
Fine, I'm taking a sabbatical.

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At 00:04:21,800, Character said: No, cancer. You never say cancer
in a doctor's house.

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At 00:04:26,080, Character said: That's like saying Hamlet
in a theatre.

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At 00:04:28,160, Character said: It's Macbeth, you plank.

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At 00:04:30,680, Character said: That's great, Jo. I didn't realise
it was the kind of TV show

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At 00:04:34,160, Character said: that had orcs and s***t in it.
Ha(!) It's only a callback.

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At 00:04:38,600, Character said: Here, when did this come in?

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At 00:04:45,840, Character said: Production can s***k my nuts.

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At 00:05:22,280, Character said: (THUNDERCLAP)

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At 00:05:25,640, Character said: (EERIE MUSIC)

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At 00:05:28,040, Character said: (PANICKED GASPS)

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At 00:05:35,720, Character said: (GRUNTS AND GROANS)

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At 00:05:41,920, Character said: MAN: 'In terms of our
principal cast, where are we?

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At 00:05:44,280, Character said: Are we happy? What's up?'
'More than happy, Brad.

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At 00:05:46,840, Character said: We sent a basket of cheese
or whatever to Jemima Rowlands

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At 00:05:50,160, Character said: and she's excited about playing
Bridget. She's bringing her cat.'

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At 00:05:53,760, Character said: All right,
sorry I missed the morning meeting.

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At 00:05:56,240, Character said: I think my gardener's stealing
from me, so I need to catch up.

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At 00:05:59,280, Character said: Where are we at with the male lead?
Really close is what I'm hearing.

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At 00:06:02,120, Character said: Has he signed contracts?
Pen has not been put to paper per se,

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At 00:06:05,560, Character said: but he is deeply committed
in principle.

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At 00:06:07,680, Character said: That's what he said a month ago.
And he meant it.

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At 00:06:09,880, Character said: Olaf Frieburger
is a huge name right now.

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At 00:06:13,000, Character said: I can't believe I g***t him.
F***k is that? I didn't ask for that.

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At 00:06:15,440, Character said: Son of a Danish film director,

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At 00:06:19,000, Character said: theatre trained in London,
started chopping wood on TikTok,

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At 00:06:22,880, Character said: two million followers,
made the Bond shortlist,

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At 00:06:26,080, Character said: models for both Dior and M&Ms.

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At 00:06:29,320, Character said: Wow, what a busy f***g bee.

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At 00:06:31,320, Character said: I just hope he's not
using our offer as leverage

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At 00:06:33,560, Character said: and we'll spend all of
pre-production chasing a shadow.

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At 00:06:36,120, Character said: - He's the guy, Brad. Trust me.
- And what about all the personal s***t?

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At 00:06:40,120, Character said: Well,
he does have very many children.

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At 00:06:42,560, Character said: Yeah, Google informs me
he has 14 f***g kids.

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At 00:06:45,680, Character said: What is he, a seahorse?
Well, you know what that tells us?

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At 00:06:48,800, Character said: What does that tell us?

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At 00:06:50,760, Character said: Olaf Frieburger never pulls out.
(SCOFFS)

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At 00:06:54,520, Character said: Was that a s***x joke there, Wendy?

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At 00:06:56,840, Character said: Yeah, it was, Brad.

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At 00:06:58,760, Character said: Not bad. Pretty solid.

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At 00:07:01,360, Character said: (QUIRKY UPBEAT MUSIC)

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At 00:07:28,920, Character said: - You ready, Dad?
- S***t the f***g plants, there he is!

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At 00:07:32,560, Character said: (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Are you
- alright, Sonny? - Are you alright?

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At 00:07:36,720, Character said: Better than ever,
as the saying goes.

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At 00:07:39,280, Character said: Are we still doing
the pub for lunch? Aye. I have a committee thing, so.

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At 00:07:44,120, Character said: I found p***n mags in there one time.
What's in there now?

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At 00:07:53,200, Character said: It's so nice to have you home,
son, reminding us of things.

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At 00:07:57,720, Character said: (CHUCKLES)

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At 00:08:03,400, Character said: We've completed option agreements
on most of the recurring cast

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At 00:08:06,680, Character said: and we'll spend a few days
here in Drumban,

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At 00:08:08,560, Character said: hoping we can save money
on some day players with local hire.

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At 00:08:11,920, Character said: I did the town musical there once.
Yeah.

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At 00:08:14,280, Character said: Jemima Rowlands has started
vocal coaching and accent work.

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At 00:08:17,640, Character said: But what we really need now
is clarification

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At 00:08:21,400, Character said: on who's playing the Dagda.
We know who's playing the Dagda.

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At 00:08:24,280, Character said: Because it's a very important role -

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At 00:08:26,200, Character said: not just narratively, but
- culturally. - No, yeah, I've read it.

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At 00:08:30,280, Character said: And I...