Small Town Big Story s01e04 An Dobhar Who.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:01,640, Character said: The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour.

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At 00:00:16,080, Character said: (CREATURE SCREECHING)
(EERIE CHORAL MUSIC)

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At 00:00:24,760, Character said: (PANTING)

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At 00:00:36,880, Character said: (BOTH GASP)

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At 00:00:40,000, Character said: (ON PHONE)
'Hi, it's Wendy. Leave a message.

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At 00:00:42,720, Character said: Or don't. Gracias!'
(PHONE BEEPS)

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At 00:00:45,680, Character said: SEAMUS: Why did you do that, Wendy?
I mean what the shitting hell?

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At 00:00:49,840, Character said: I did what you wanted, I confessed,

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At 00:00:52,160, Character said: I told everyone and you...

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At 00:00:55,000, Character said: you made me look like a crazy person.

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At 00:00:59,880, Character said: (TROMBONE PLAYING MELANCHOLIC MELODY)

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At 00:01:19,280, Character said: Do you have any idea

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At 00:01:21,480, Character said: how awful that feels?

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At 00:01:24,120, Character said: To have your own friends
look at you like that?

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At 00:01:26,680, Character said: Rotten. It feels rotten, Wendy.

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At 00:01:29,600, Character said: You're a very mean person.

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At 00:01:36,680, Character said: ? THE BONK: Future 87 ?

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At 00:01:52,400, Character said: ? It all happened

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At 00:01:55,200, Character said: ? By accident

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At 00:01:58,120, Character said: ? Bodies without names
intersect the planes

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At 00:02:04,240, Character said: ? Of their strange vector beams

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At 00:02:10,600, Character said: ? Europe is

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At 00:02:12,960, Character said: ? Incontinent

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At 00:02:15,640, Character said: (JAZZY INSTRUMENTAL
DROWNS OUT LYRICS)

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At 00:02:41,120, Character said: BOTH: Oh...

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At 00:02:42,920, Character said: There's our little space man.
How's the gravity treating you, Da?

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At 00:02:46,400, Character said: Better than the bloody hangover.
Yeah, I didn't know whether

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At 00:02:49,000, Character said: to let you sleep on
or phone the CIA.

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At 00:02:52,080, Character said: Yesterday was mad.
What with Joanne going missing

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At 00:02:55,120, Character said: and getting half concussed
by Betty Battles,

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At 00:02:57,200, Character said: who knows what any of us
were saying at the end of it?

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At 00:02:59,400, Character said: Well, we know.

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At 00:03:01,120, Character said: Because the videos and whatnot.

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At 00:03:05,040, Character said: Yeah, the videos where you say,
fairly clearly,

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At 00:03:07,680, Character said: that you were abducted by aliens.

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At 00:03:10,200, Character said: Pfft.

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At 00:03:12,120, Character said: My big mouth.

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At 00:03:14,080, Character said: (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

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At 00:03:15,720, Character said: (CHUCKLES) Ah, what a night though.

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At 00:03:22,240, Character said: Who took the video?
(SCOFFS)

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At 00:03:24,080, Character said: There's no video, Da. I wish.
(LAUGHS)

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At 00:03:27,280, Character said: Ah, here she is now,
the tattooed lady.

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At 00:03:30,600, Character said: Literally my first tattoo.

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At 00:03:32,600, Character said: Was it painful, Jo-Jo?
Literally my last tattoo.

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At 00:03:36,040, Character said: Insane to me how people allow this
pain to happen on their faces.

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At 00:03:39,960, Character said: Yeah, well most don't get any.
Well, it's done now.

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At 00:03:42,120, Character said: Look, I like the intention,
the rebellion.

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At 00:03:44,800, Character said: I'm just not too sure
about the subject matter.

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At 00:03:47,280, Character said: Don't you like my name?
No, I do,

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At 00:03:49,240, Character said: but I also liked having my own.

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At 00:03:50,840, Character said: I mean, Proctor. (CHUCKLES)

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At 00:03:53,760, Character said: It sounds like a rectal probe,
doesn't it?

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At 00:03:56,800, Character said: (CHUCKLES)
Great. Thanks, Mammy.

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At 00:04:01,120, Character said: Well, I'd better go.

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At 00:04:03,000, Character said: The day won't live itself.

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At 00:04:04,840, Character said: Good for you. I thought
you'd spend the day in hiding.

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At 00:04:07,840, Character said: I know I would. The week.

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At 00:04:11,080, Character said: Good one.

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At 00:04:13,920, Character said: It's OK, Daddy.

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At 00:04:15,880, Character said: Everyone says stupid things
in the pub.

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At 00:04:18,160, Character said: That's what they're for.
Aye.

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At 00:04:22,080, Character said: You meant it though.

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At 00:04:24,360, Character said: Last night.

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At 00:04:26,560, Character said: Aye.

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At 00:04:33,480, Character said: (SIGHS)

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At 00:04:37,160, Character said: WENDY: I mean he has s***x
with his mother now.

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At 00:04:40,120, Character said: That's quite a big
character adjustment.

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At 00:04:42,000, Character said: Yeah, well, how exciting for him.

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At 00:04:44,320, Character said: I mean isn't that
what good actors do,

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At 00:04:46,560, Character said: they adjust their characters?
Yeah.

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At 00:04:48,800, Character said: That's what good actors do.
Wendy, look, the studio's worried

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At 00:04:51,920, Character said: that casting an unknown in
the lead role is risky as s***t.

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At 00:04:54,640, Character said: And you know what, they're right.

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At 00:04:56,600, Character said: But his co-star's a legend
in the indie movie world.

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At 00:04:59,440, Character said: Maybe 20 years ago she was.
Big Jim

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At 00:05:01,560, Character said: is a formidable screen presence,

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At 00:05:03,920, Character said: and a positive local news
story for the launch.

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At 00:05:06,840, Character said: Audiences need profile or passion.
You know the old movie rule.

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At 00:05:10,800, Character said: Give me a face or...
Give me a d***k.

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At 00:05:13,120, Character said: And if I learned anything from

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At 00:05:14,800, Character said: season two of Anne Boleyn,
The Single Years,

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At 00:05:17,000, Character said: it's that if you show
an audience a corset,

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At 00:05:19,560, Character said: they expect to see some intercourse.

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At 00:05:22,200, Character said: Your writer,
the esteemed Jack E. McCarthy,

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At 00:05:26,000, Character said: seems more than happy
with the new change in direction.

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At 00:05:28,320, Character said: Yeah, that was surprising.

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At 00:05:29,880, Character said: He's playing very loosey-goosy
with his own book.

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At 00:05:32,640, Character said: Well, maybe he trusts
our instincts on drama.

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At 00:05:35,360, Character said: Is he aware that our biggest
show last season was

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At 00:05:37,520, Character said: "Catfishing with Cleopatra"?
Hey, it's history with a twist!

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At 00:05:40,880, Character said: Right? That's the ID of our USP.

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At 00:05:43,680, Character said: Has the actor even been informed
of the new direction?

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At 00:05:46,360, Character said: Ah, well that's where
a good producer comes in.

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At 00:05:49,240, Character said: However, if you're out of
your depth... G***t it, Brad.

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At 00:05:51,640, Character said: Isn't your writer arriving shortly?

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At 00:05:53,640, Character said: I'm sure he can walk him
through the changes

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At 00:05:55,520, Character said: if you're not feeling up to it.
(DOG BARKING)

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At 00:05:57,400, Character said: Oh, f***g piss off.
Excuse me?!

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At 00:05:59,320, Character said: Piss off, you pig-eared prick!
Hey. What did you...?

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At 00:06:02,120, Character said: Yeah, go s***k those liver treats.
Yeah, s***k it!

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At 00:06:05,240, Character said: Liver treats?
(CHUCKLES) Sorry, Brad.

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At 00:06:07,680, Character said: Not for you. Dogs.
You're not a pig-eared prick.

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At 00:06:10,800, Character said: Thanks, Wendy.
I'll call you back.

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At 00:06:12,720, Character said: Sorry. I see you've
learned the magic trick.

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At 00:06:16,280, Character said: Food? Yeah, real fuckin' magic.

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At 00:06:19,000, Character said: That was a wild night last night.

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At 00:06:21,120, Character said: Yeah.
In my line of work,

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At 00:06:23,360, Character said: I meet people who are willing
to say all kinds of shite

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At 00:06:25,680, Character said: given an audience,
usually me, but...

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At 00:06:28,440, Character said: I have to admit...

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At 00:06:30,640, Character said: Dr Proctor never
struck me as a liar.

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At 00:06:33,440, Character said: He has his moments.

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At 00:06:36,720, Character said: (PHONE BUZZING)
I'll leave you to it.

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At 00:06:39,760, Character said: Enjoy your smoke and if you need
more, you know where to find me.

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At 00:06:43,720, Character said: Shelly?

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At 00:06:45,760, Character said: For what it's worth,

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At 00:06:47,720, Character said: you're not wrong about the doctor.

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At 00:06:50,680, Character said: Keep trusting your gut,
you'll need it.

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At 00:06:54,080, Character said: Right. OK...

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At 00:06:56,000, Character said: I mean, I knew you were
well travelled but... wow.

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At 00:07:03,240, Character said: (CLICKS TONGUE)

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At 00:07:06,320, Character said: Colonel! Sanders!
(PHONE BUZZES)

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At 00:07:09,760, Character said: Let's get you home,
you pig-eared prick.

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At 00:07:14,400, Character said: All you had to do was say yes.

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At 00:07:17,440, Character said: Everything you said about being
abducted by aliens was correct.

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At 00:07:21,120, Character said: (CAR HORN BEEPS)
My family don't know what to think.

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At 00:07:24,200, Character said: (ENGINE APPROACHES)

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At 00:07:32,440, Character said: There's a new look in my wife's eyes
that can only be described

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At 00:07:35,440, Character said: as shame. Or amusement.

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At 00:07:38,120, Character said: Which is hard to take given all she
usually gives me is indifference.

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At 00:07:42,080, Character said: Call me.

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At 00:07:45,520, Character said: (PA SYSTEM CHIMES)

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