Small Town Big Story s01e04 An Dobhar Who.eng Movie Subtitles

00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:05,The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour.

00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:18,(CREATURE SCREECHING)
(EERIE CHORAL MUSIC)

00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,(PANTING)

00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,(BOTH GASP)

00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,(ON PHONE)
'Hi, it's Wendy. Leave a message.

00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,Or don't. Gracias!'
(PHONE BEEPS)

00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,SEAMUS: Why did you do that, Wendy?
I mean what the shitting hell?

00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,I did what you wanted, I confessed,

00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,I told everyone and you...

00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,you made me look like a crazy person.

00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,(TROMBONE PLAYING MELANCHOLIC MELODY)

00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,Do you have any idea

00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,how awful that feels?

00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,To have your own friends
look at you like that?

00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,Rotten. It feels rotten, Wendy.

00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,You're a very mean person.

00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,? THE BONK: Future 87 ?

00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,? It all happened

00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:58,? By accident

00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:02,? Bodies without names
intersect the planes

00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:09,? Of their strange vector beams

00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,? Europe is

00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,? Incontinent

00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,(JAZZY INSTRUMENTAL
DROWNS OUT LYRICS)

00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,BOTH: Oh...

00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:46,There's our little space man.
How's the gravity treating you, Da?

00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,Better than the bloody hangover.
Yeah, I didn't know whether

00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,to let you sleep on
or phone the CIA.

00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,Yesterday was mad.
What with Joanne going missing

00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,and getting half concussed
by Betty Battles,

00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,who knows what any of us
were saying at the end of it?

00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,Well, we know.

00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,Because the videos and whatnot.

00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,Yeah, the videos where you say,
fairly clearly,

00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,that you were abducted by aliens.

00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,Pfft.

00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,My big mouth.

00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,(CHUCKLES) Ah, what a night though.

00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,Who took the video?
(SCOFFS)

00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,There's no video, Da. I wish.
(LAUGHS)

00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,Ah, here she is now,
the tattooed lady.

00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,Literally my first tattoo.

00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,Was it painful, Jo-Jo?
Literally my last tattoo.

00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,Insane to me how people allow this
pain to happen on their faces.

00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,Yeah, well most don't get any.
Well, it's done now.

00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,Look, I like the intention,
the rebellion.

00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,I'm just not too sure
about the subject matter.

00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,Don't you like my name?
No, I do,

00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,but I also liked having my own.

00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,I mean, Proctor. (CHUCKLES)

00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,It sounds like a rectal probe,
doesn't it?

00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,(CHUCKLES)
Great. Thanks, Mammy.

00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,Well, I'd better go.

00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,The day won't live itself.

00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,Good for you. I thought
you'd spend the day in hiding.

00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,I know I would. The week.

00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,Good one.

00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,It's OK, Daddy.

00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,Everyone says stupid things
in the pub.

00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,That's what they're for.
Aye.

00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,You meant it though.

00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,Last night.

00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,Aye.

00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,(SIGHS)

00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,WENDY: I mean he has s***x
with his mother now.

00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,That's quite a big
character adjustment.

00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,Yeah, well, how exciting for him.

00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,I mean isn't that
what good actors do,

00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,they adjust their characters?
Yeah.

00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,That's what good actors do.
Wendy, look, the studio's worried

00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,that casting an unknown in
the lead role is risky as s***t.

00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,And you know what, they're right.

00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,But his co-star's a legend
in the indie movie world.

00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,Maybe 20 years ago she was.
Big Jim

00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,is a formidable screen presence,

00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,and a positive local news
story for the launch.

00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:10,Audiences need profile or passion.
You know the old movie rule.

00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,Give me a face or...
Give me a d***k.

00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,And if I learned anything from

00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,season two of Anne Boleyn,
The Single Years,

00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,it's that if you show
an audience a corset,

00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,they expect to see some intercourse.

00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,Your writer,
the esteemed Jack E. McCarthy,

00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,seems more than happy
with the new change in direction.

00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,Yeah, that was surprising.

00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,He's playing very loosey-goosy
with his own book.

00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,Well, maybe he trusts
our instincts on drama.

00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,Is he aware that our biggest
show last season was

00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,"Catfishing with Cleopatra"?
Hey, it's history with a twist!

00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,Right? That's the ID of our USP.

00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,Has the actor even been informed
of the new direction?

00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,Ah, well that's where
a good producer comes in.

00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,However, if you're out of
your depth... G***t it, Brad.

00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,Isn't your writer arriving shortly?

00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,I'm sure he can walk him
through the changes

00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,if you're not feeling up to it.
(DOG BARKING)

00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,Oh, f***g piss off.
Excuse me?!

00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,Piss off, you pig-eared prick!
Hey. What did you...?

00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:05,Yeah, go s***k those liver treats.
Yeah, s***k it!

00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,Liver treats?
(CHUCKLES) Sorry, Brad.

00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,Not for you. Dogs.
You're not a pig-eared prick.

00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,Thanks, Wendy.
I'll call you back.

00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,Sorry. I see you've
learned the magic trick.

00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,Food? Yeah, real fuckin' magic.

00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,That was a wild night last night.

00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,Yeah.
In my line of work,

00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,I meet people who are willing
to say all kinds of shite

00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,given an audience,
usually me, but...

00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,I have to admit...

00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,Dr Proctor never
struck me as a liar.

00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,He has his moments.

00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,(PHONE BUZZING)
I'll leave you to it.

00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,Enjoy your smoke and if you need
more, you know where to find me.

00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,Shelly?

00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,For what it's worth,

00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,you're not wrong about the doctor.

00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,Keep trusting your gut,
you'll need it.

00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,Right. OK...

00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,I mean, I knew you were
well travelled but... wow.

00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,(CLICKS TONGUE)

00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,Colonel! Sanders!
(PHONE BUZZES)

00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,Let's get you home,
you pig-eared prick.

00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,All you had to do was say yes.

00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:21,Everything you said about being
abducted by aliens was correct.

00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:24,(CAR HORN BEEPS)
My family don't know what to think.

00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,(ENGINE APPROACHES)

00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,There's a new look in my wife's eyes
that can only be described

00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,as shame. Or amusement.

00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:42,Which is hard to take given all she
usually gives me is indifference.

00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,Call me.

00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,(PA SYSTEM CHIMES)

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