The League s04e03 The Freeze Out.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:03,684, Character said: TACO (sighs): You ever have one
of those weekends where all

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At 00:00:05,686, Character said: you do is have s***x?

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At 00:00:06,287, Character said: OTHERS: Oh, yeah, yeah.

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At 00:00:07,989, Character said: Well, last night I was so
sick of it that I had to

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At 00:00:10,725, Character said: fantasize about not having
s***x just to get an erection.

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At 00:00:12,660, Character said: You guys know what I'm
talking about, right?

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At 00:00:14,661, Character said: KEVIN: Yeah, of course.

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At 00:00:15,662, Character said: RUXIN: Of course.

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At 00:00:16,496, Character said: JENNY: Guys, you have no idea
what he's talking about.

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At 00:00:18,632, Character said: I guarantee none of you ever
had a weekend like that.

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At 00:00:21,234, Character said: What's the most you've
had s***x in one day?

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At 00:00:24,071, Character said: PETE: I... I... Th-Three?

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At 00:00:25,305, Character said: Yeah, I-I max out at three, too.

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At 00:00:27,307, Character said: ANDRE: Does, uh,
masturbation count?

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At 00:00:29,309, Character said: OTHERS: No.

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At 00:00:29,910, Character said: It's a sexual act.

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At 00:00:30,911, Character said: Just out of curiosity, Andre,
how many times have you

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At 00:00:32,980, Character said: masturbated in one day?

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At 00:00:33,914, Character said: Twelve.

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At 00:00:34,915, Character said: What?!

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At 00:00:35,549, Character said: What?!

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At 00:00:36,550, Character said: Well, okay, look, I took Cialis,
and I was supposed to meet a date.

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At 00:00:39,821, Character said: She never showed up, so I just
had to, you know, ride it out.

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At 00:00:43,024, Character said: It was the craziest
brunch ever.

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At 00:00:44,025, Character said: Jenny.

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At 00:00:45,026, Character said: What?

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At 00:00:46,028, Character said: How many times have
you had s***x in a day?

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At 00:00:48,030, Character said: I'm not gonna tell you that.

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At 00:00:49,331, Character said: 'Scuse you, sir.

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At 00:00:50,733, Character said: Come on, Jenny!

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At 00:00:51,734, Character said: Tell us.

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At 00:00:52,368, Character said: (all speaking at once)

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At 00:00:53,703, Character said: Tell us, Jenny.

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At 00:00:56,005, Character said: Ugh! Fine. Five.

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At 00:00:57,540, Character said: Really?

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At 00:00:58,574, Character said: Five. Kev! Holding out on us.

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At 00:01:01,510, Character said: Nice, buddy! Nice work.

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At 00:01:02,578, Character said: It wasn't with Kevin.

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At 00:01:04,380, Character said: OTHERS: Oh!

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At 00:01:05,948, Character said: (cheering, laughing)

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At 00:01:08,117, Character said: Kev-bo, don't worry about it.

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At 00:01:09,386, Character said: You can top that.

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At 00:01:10,387, Character said: Just slap some Drakkar on, get
yourself a box of wine, and then

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At 00:01:13,123, Character said: pound away on little Petey
until he calls uncle.

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At 00:01:15,091, Character said: Uncle!

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At 00:01:16,125, Character said: Too late.

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At 00:01:18,065, Character said: Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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At 00:01:22,697, Character said: This place is nice.

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At 00:01:23,633, Character said: Yeah, I take all
my clients here.

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At 00:01:25,301, Character said: It's, like, authentic sushi.

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At 00:01:26,302, Character said: It's g***t a terrible
name, though.

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At 00:01:27,970, Character said: Spooky Sushi?

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At 00:01:28,971, Character said: I don't know what's so appetizing
about the thought of haunted fish.

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At 00:01:31,640, Character said: Yeah, there are a few Japanese
restaurants that I've been haunted by.

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At 00:01:34,642, Character said: Bad sashimi?

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At 00:01:35,643, Character said: No, miso soup.

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At 00:01:36,644, Character said: It just makes me spray
sour water-- ugh.

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At 00:01:38,647, Character said: I will seat you at sushi bar.

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At 00:01:39,981, Character said: Okay, great.

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At 00:01:40,982, Character said: (speaks Japanese)

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At 00:01:41,983, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:01:42,651, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:45,219, Character said: Oh, I'm starving.

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At 00:01:46,054, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:46,754, Character said: I'm sick.

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At 00:01:47,755, Character said: This place is delish.

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At 00:01:48,723, Character said: (speaks Japanese)

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At 00:01:49,724, Character said: Hey, how are you?

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At 00:01:50,725, Character said: I could eat here, like,
five times a day.

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At 00:01:54,062, Character said: You're such a d***k, Ruxin.

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At 00:01:56,298, Character said: (speaks Japanese)

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At 00:01:57,466, Character said: What's up, dudes?

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At 00:01:58,834, Character said: So, what can I do for you guys?

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At 00:02:01,003, Character said: Omakase?

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At 00:02:02,138, Character said: That's the chef's choice.

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At 00:02:04,440, Character said: This chef?

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At 00:02:05,608, Character said: You will not be disappointed,

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At 00:02:07,577, Character said: I'll tell you that right now.

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At 00:02:09,012, Character said: I selected the fish myself.

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At 00:02:10,914, Character said: Really?

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At 00:02:11,915, Character said: I'll tell you guys something.

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At 00:02:13,117, Character said: Japanese chefs,
we don't like to

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At 00:02:15,419, Character said: brag, but I g***t a knack for

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At 00:02:17,355, Character said: selecting the right fish
for the right people.

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At 00:02:19,324, Character said: You know how I do it?

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At 00:02:20,358, Character said: I pick up on your vibe.

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At 00:02:21,459, Character said: I just get your energy.

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At 00:02:23,328, Character said: (speaking Japanese)

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At 00:02:25,830, Character said: (speaking Japanese)

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At 00:02:27,164, Character said: I paint a portrait of you two

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At 00:02:28,866, Character said: dudes with, like... fish.

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At 00:02:31,201, Character said: Huh. Cool.

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At 00:02:33,637, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:02:34,705, Character said: Yes?

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At 00:02:35,373, Character said: Is there another table?

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At 00:02:36,474, Character said: 'Cause we're very cold.

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At 00:02:37,474, Character said: Cold?

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At 00:02:38,542, Character said: Brr!

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At 00:02:39,777, Character said: It's not cold.

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At 00:02:41,178, Character said: No, there's no other table.

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At 00:02:43,547, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:02:44,715, Character said: (speaks Japanese)

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At 00:02:47,117, Character said: So, uh, you've been a
sushi chef for a while?

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At 00:02:49,387, Character said: 14 years.

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At 00:02:50,655, Character said: Studied a year and a half in

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At 00:02:52,056, Character said: Japan, where my master, Kenji

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At 00:02:53,958, Character said: Nakamaro, says, "Wesley-san,

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At 00:02:55,793, Character said: your hands make poetry of fish."

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At 00:02:58,462, Character said: And then I moved out here.

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At 00:02:59,463, Character said: Wesley-san?

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At 00:03:00,464, Character said: Mmm, hai.

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At 00:03:01,465, Character said: Where are you from?

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At 00:03:02,499, Character said: Uh, I grew up in O-ma-ha.

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At 00:03:03,667, Character said: Where's that?

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At 00:03:04,668, Character said: It's in, like, Nebraska.

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At 00:03:08,171, Character said: Oh, Omaha.

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At 00:03:09,172, Character said: Yeah. Pretty sure
that's what I said.

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At 00:03:11,174, Character said: So you're a Cornhusker, huh?

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At 00:03:12,342, Character said: Hai.

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At 00:03:14,177, Character said: BOTH: Yeah... Um, we...
I g***t to go.

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At 00:03:18,981, Character said: Yeah. Master of sushi chefs.

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At 00:03:20,883, Character said: So, I g***t to... get back.

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At 00:03:21,885, Character said: Right. You g***t to go.

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At 00:03:22,885, Character said: Because I'm white.

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At 00:03:23,886, Character said: BOTH: What?

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At 00:03:24,888, Character said: You heard me.

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At 00:03:25,889, Character said: You're wh... Wait a minute.

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At 00:03:27,424, Character said: It's okay, brothers.

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At 00:03:28,559, Character said: I'm used to it.

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At 00:03:29,927, Character said: You're white?

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At 00:03:31,262, Character said: Arigato, racists.

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At 00:03:33,164, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:33,831, Character said: Racist? No, no.

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At 00:03:35,167, Character said: Get out. Huh?

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At 00:03:38,536, Character said: This is classic.

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At 00:03:39,704, Character said: Only you two idiots could be
called racist by a white guy.

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At 00:03:42,340, Character said: We're not racists, okay?

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At 00:03:43,608, Character said: I worked at the
ACLU after college.

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At 00:03:45,743, Character said: Wait, but didn't you quit that
job because of the "stinky

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At 00:03:48,012, Character said: Greek person"?

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At 00:03:49,046, Character said: Look, Stavros didn't
wear deodorant.

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At 00:03:51,081, Character said: I found it to be a hostile
work environment.

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At 00:03:53,083, Character said: Well, this is an interesting
conundrum, though.

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At 00:03:54,751, Character said: Can you be racist
against your own race?

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At 00:03:56,753, Character said: Like white on white--
is that racist?

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At 00:03:58,521, Character said: You know what, as a foodie, I see
where you guys are coming from.

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At 00:04:01,191, Character said: It's not being racist-- it's...
discriminating.

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At 00:04:03,259, Character said: No, it's called
discrimina-tion, okay?

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At 00:04:05,428, Character said: I don't care what it's called--
if I walk into a Thai

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At 00:04:07,497, Character said: massage parlor and I see myself,
there's, like, a 60% chance I'm

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At 00:04:10,300, Character said: turning around.

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