The Real ONeals s01e08 The Real Book Club.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,426, Character said: Kenny: Coming out at
a Catholic High school

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At 00:00:02,309, Character said: was pretty scary,

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At 00:00:03,513, Character said: but my school wanted
me to feel more at home,

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At 00:00:06,180, Character said: so they put together a
gay straight alliance,

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At 00:00:08,180, Character said: which is, honestly, kind of great

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At 00:00:10,110, Character said: because I've been
wanting to find a place

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At 00:00:12,060, Character said: where I can hang out with
other kids like me.

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At 00:00:15,000, Character said: - He's here!
- He's queer!

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At 00:00:16,050, Character said: Get used to it!

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At 00:00:17,130, Character said: - I was supposed to say that.
- [Scoffs]

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At 00:00:19,220, Character said: Is this... is this
all... this is all of us?

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At 00:00:21,689, Character said: ** I the only "G" in the GSA?

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At 00:00:23,150, Character said: So far. Tell us everything.

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At 00:00:25,170, Character said: When you're hooking
up, what's second base?

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At 00:00:27,220, Character said: 'Cause for us, it's b***s.

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At 00:00:29,070, Character said: What's the gay version of b***s?

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At 00:00:31,050, Character said: Um, excuse me... For a second.

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At 00:00:33,010, Character said: I think I forgot my gay wallet.

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At 00:00:34,170, Character said: I told you they had those!

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At 00:00:36,100, Character said: How did you know that?

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At 00:00:37,190, Character said: My mom says I have gay intuition.

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At 00:00:39,040, Character said: Oh, my god!

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At 00:00:41,200, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:00:43,140, Character said: While I've been trying
to find people like me...

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At 00:00:47,030, Character said: Ever since her divorce news broke,

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At 00:00:49,000, Character said: my mom's been trying to
avoid people like her.

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At 00:00:51,070, Character said: Eileen!

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At 00:00:52,110, Character said: I heard about you and pat...

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At 00:00:54,000, Character said: Sorry, Nancy. Ice
cream, can't talk. Bye!

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At 00:00:56,150, Character said: [Gasps] Eileen!

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At 00:00:58,100, Character said: - How are you?
- Sorry, Suzie.

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At 00:01:00,030, Character said: Paper towels, can't talk. Bye!

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At 00:01:04,010, Character said: [Gasps]

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At 00:01:06,230, Character said: - Eileen?
- Hey, Marcia.

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At 00:01:08,230, Character said: Can't talk. Bye!

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At 00:01:10,230, Character said: Synced and corrected by VitoSilans
- www.Addic7ed.com -

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At 00:01:14,170, Character said: Can we please stop
shopping at the German market?

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At 00:01:17,050, Character said: I mean, what is this stuff?

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At 00:01:18,180, Character said: It's bundnerfleisch.

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At 00:01:20,210, Character said: It's air-dried meat cured with

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At 00:01:21,699, Character said: white wine and seasonings.

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At 00:01:23,090, Character said: Nope.

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At 00:01:24,210, Character said: I'm getting all meat and no

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At 00:01:26,105, Character said: - wine off this thing.
- Ugh.

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At 00:01:27,494, Character said: When are you going back to
the regular grocery store?

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At 00:01:29,160, Character said: When those gossiping hens

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At 00:01:31,030, Character said: stop staking me out in the parking lot.

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At 00:01:33,070, Character said: Oh, I would so love a
rotisserie hen right now.

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At 00:01:35,170, Character said: - Mmm.
- Hey!

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At 00:01:36,210, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:01:37,200, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:01:39,110, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:01:40,120, Character said: I'm here.

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At 00:01:41,150, Character said: - Yes, we see that.
- Shannon: Oh, no.

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At 00:01:43,080, Character said: Aunt Jodi's having another
one of her Ambien blackouts.

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At 00:01:45,210, Character said: - Hmm.
- Jodi, you're awake!

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At 00:01:47,030, Character said: - You're awake!
- Jimmy: Aunt Jodi!

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At 00:01:48,040, Character said: - Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai!
- You're awake!

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At 00:01:49,160, Character said: - You're awake!
- No. I'm here for book club.

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At 00:01:52,000, Character said: Oh, my gosh. That's today?

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At 00:01:55,070, Character said: Um, no. No, we have to cancel.

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At 00:01:57,190, Character said: I can't face those women.

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At 00:01:59,030, Character said: It's too late. They'll
be here in 30 minutes.

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At 00:02:00,190, Character said: I can't be ready by then!

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At 00:02:02,120, Character said: I won't even be done chewing by then.

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At 00:02:04,110, Character said: I-it takes 8 to 10 days

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At 00:02:05,180, Character said: to get ready for a book-club meeting.

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At 00:02:07,200, Character said: I have to clean the
house, find all the right snacks...

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At 00:02:10,100, Character said: cold apps, hot apps, palate cleansers...

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At 00:02:12,160, Character said: all wrapped up in a
clever literary theme.

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At 00:02:15,170, Character said: Oh, well, maybe today's
theme could be "Panic and Shame."

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At 00:02:17,160, Character said: I have been avoiding these women,

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At 00:02:19,140, Character said: trying not to talk about my problems,

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At 00:02:21,170, Character said: but now these women are
coming into my home.

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At 00:02:23,160, Character said: How ** I gonna not
talk about my problems

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At 00:02:25,060, Character said: when my problem's sitting right here?

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At 00:02:26,120, Character said: Well, if you'd like, we could...

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At 00:02:27,150, Character said: Yes, please. Don't be here.

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At 00:02:28,220, Character said: I was gonna say, "Help
Clean Up," but message received.

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At 00:02:31,100, Character said: You know, it's her
subtlety that I appreciate.

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At 00:02:33,120, Character said: - Can we leave, too?
- No!

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At 00:02:35,060, Character said: You and Shannon have to stay

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At 00:02:35,965, Character said: here and help me with book club.

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At 00:02:37,040, Character said: Of all times not to be
gay or divorcing you.

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At 00:02:40,220, Character said: Hey, Dad, so, I was thinking,

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At 00:02:42,070, Character said: since we have the day... I ** so sorry.

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At 00:02:44,170, Character said: Are you alphabetizing three DVDs?

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At 00:02:47,120, Character said: [Sighs] Yeah, okay. So, I've g***t
"Evita," "Black Hawk Down,"

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At 00:02:50,050, Character said: and "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen,"

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At 00:02:51,230, Character said: but I can't decide if I want them

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At 00:02:53,060, Character said: in ascending or descending order.

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At 00:02:54,190, Character said: Actually, "Evita's" mine, but keep it.

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At 00:02:56,110, Character said: I've g***t the Blu-Ray.

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At 00:02:57,110, Character said: So, you know how,

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At 00:02:58,230, Character said: whenever Mom wants us out of the house,

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At 00:03:00,210, Character said: we always go to
Clifford's and we watch NASCAR?

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At 00:03:03,010, Character said: Yeah. You want to go early?

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At 00:03:04,080, Character said: [Chuckles]

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At 00:03:05,160, Character said: Actually, uh, I was thinking

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At 00:03:07,040, Character said: maybe we don't watch NASCAR, like, ever,

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At 00:03:09,000, Character said: and by "we," I mean the human race.

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At 00:03:11,000, Character said: Oh, I get it. I see what's happening.

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At 00:03:12,070, Character said: Now that you're out,

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At 00:03:13,080, Character said: you don't want to do any of the things

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At 00:03:14,130, Character said: that you pretended to like before.

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At 00:03:15,230, Character said: Uh-huh, like I stopped
flossing post-divorce.

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At 00:03:18,010, Character said: Sure, except mine is a
reasonable... Decision.

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At 00:03:20,200, Character said: Anyway, uh, it's just that lately,

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At 00:03:24,000, Character said: I've been feeling like everywhere I go,

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At 00:03:26,000, Character said: I ** the only gay person.

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At 00:03:27,210, Character said: Hmm. We can go to
Albert's and watch monster trucks.

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At 00:03:30,060, Character said: Yeah, no, you are driving the
wrong way down the street.

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At 00:03:32,180, Character said: Oh, I g***t it.

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At 00:03:33,330, Character said: There's a coffee shop that I pass

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At 00:03:34,772, Character said: sometimes when I'm on patrol,

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At 00:03:36,040, Character said: and it's not advertised as such,

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At 00:03:37,200, Character said: but I think they may be
known in some underground circles

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At 00:03:40,130, Character said: as a gay coffee shop.

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At 00:03:41,200, Character said: Do you mean the rainbow grind?

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At 00:03:43,110, Character said: - That's the one.
- That is, like, the gay coffee shop!

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At 00:03:46,010, Character said: I've been wanting to
go there for a while.

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At 00:03:47,230, Character said: You'd... Really take me?

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At 00:03:50,050, Character said: Of course I would.

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At 00:03:52,060, Character said: Now, should I
change, or should we match?

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At 00:03:53,210, Character said: Nah, maybe we shouldn't
match, but it'd be fun to match.

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At 00:03:55,080, Character said: I kind of love what I'm wearing, though.

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At 00:03:56,190, Character said: Dad, have you never hung
out with me before?

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At 00:03:58,080, Character said: [Sighs] I'm sorry, son.

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At 00:03:59,000, Character said: I'm just super excited

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At 00:04:00,160, Character said: that a straight dad and
a gay son can still bond...

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At 00:04:03,140, Character said: not that I was worried
before because I was excited,

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At 00:04:05,070, Character said: but now I'm excited even more.

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At 00:04:06,130, Character said: We should go.

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At 00:04:09,010, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:04:11,060, Character said: Now, look [Sighs] this
isn't gonna be easy,

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At 00:04:14,070, Character said: but the goal is to get through today

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At 00:04:15,190, Character said: without having to dredge up

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At 00:04:16,230, Character said: a lot of our...